To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Um!?"

When I heard that Pan Dou followed them to kill fish because he didn't want to study, his mother's eyes suddenly changed.

"Mom, a guest is here, I'll go greet him."

Pan Dou suddenly jumped out of his chair as if he had a spider sense.

"You brat, you can run away quickly!"

His mother snorted.

"Haha, add some brine to the tofu, and one thing will bring down another thing. Brother Dou is also afraid of some people."

"Now, this is called bloodline suppression."

"Brother Dou: As long as I run fast, my mother's clothes hanger can't catch up with me."

"Haha, killing fish is not for livelihood, but for not studying. Brother Dou hates studying so much!"

"Children of this age are still in the stage where they like to play, and of course they don't like to study. They can just correct them in the future."

"Brother Dou has just graduated from kindergarten. It's strange that he loves to study."

When I saw the scene of Pan Dou escaping in the live broadcast room, I immediately became happy.

The Pan Dou I saw yesterday is a little devil who is not afraid of anything.

Stabbing reporters to death, teasing the principal...

This kid has no fear.

When I look at it today, oh, my parents have to take action to catch him.

Zhao Xinyi was secretly happy to see it, you naughty kid... you deserve it!

Let you poke me.

Wait a minute, I haven’t finished the interview yet!

She looked at Pan Dou, who was concentrating on killing fish, and suddenly became stunned.

Should I go up for the interview, or should I not go up for the interview?

She was really afraid that when she went up for an interview, she would be turned back by saying, "I won't accept interviews during working hours."

Fortunately, Comrade He Fang, who knew how to watch people's words and emotions, saw Zhao Xinyi's dilemma. She said to Pan Dou: "Son, this beautiful sister is kind enough to come to the house for an interview. Please say a few words to her."

She has her own little Jiujiu in her heart, and the Beijing Daily is a big newspaper. If her son can be published in the newspaper, he will be envious of those old ladies when the time comes.

Zhao Xinyi glanced gratefully at Pan Dou's mother who helped her out.

Pan Dou picked up the killed fish and rushed it under the faucet. Then he rolled his eyes and muttered dissatisfied: "Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword!!"

puff! !

The customers who bought the fish were immediately amused.

"..."

Zhao Xinyi twitched the corner of her mouth, you little brat, could you please stop saying such nonsense in an adult tone?

"Haha, Brother Dou is so interesting."

"A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword. This sentence is really perfect."

"Damn it, I actually think what Brother Dou said makes sense."

"Oh~ why didn't I hear Brother Dou's words earlier and end up in this situation now."

"Brother, are you gay!?"

"1111"

"0000"

"I just want to know what is in Brother Dou's head to say such philosophical words."

"I'm done with it. Brother Dou's slutty words are enough for me to learn for half a lifetime."

The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately amused by Pan Dou's words.

Upon closer inspection, they felt that this sentence was particularly philosophical.

It resonated with many people.

"You brat, what are you talking about!?"

Pan Dou glared at Pan Dou angrily.

"Mom, this is the peerless sword manual that I have learned, and I have also summarized a set of training formulas."

Pan Dou packed the fish, shook his head and recited:

"Without a woman in my heart, draw your sword to the God of Nature. On the first page of the sword manual, forget your sweetheart.

There is no woman in my heart, so draw your sword to the God of Nature. On the second page of the sword manual, beware of stinky women.

There is no woman in my heart, so I draw my sword to the God of Nature. On the third page of the sword manual, women are the most annoying.

There is no woman in my heart, so the god of nature draws the sword. On the fourth page of the sword manual, the woman's heart is broken.

…

The first sword coming ashore is to kill the person you want first.

If there is no chance of catching someone, how can one come ashore?

On the final page of the sword manual, lovelessness is God. "

"..."

Zhao Xinyi is desperate. Is there any need for an interview?

This naughty kid's dirty talk is louder than mine.

The customer holding the fish widened his eyes, gave Pan Dou a thumbs up, and said two words: "Awesome!!"

"Holy shit, shit, not only does it have sword manuals, but it also has formulas."

"Brother Dou summed it up wonderfully!"

"You are full of jingles, Brother Dou, you are going to take the postgraduate entrance examination...ah, what a secret to the postgraduate entrance examination, excuse me."

"This set of sword spectrum is not a ruthlessness in the legend, the endless love, love, relative friend, the heaven and neckline, and the god of magic!"

"I'm taking the postgraduate entrance examination. Starting today, I'm going to practice Brother Dou's ruthless killing technique."

"I'm taking the public examination, and everyone is studying together."

"In order to get ashore, first kill the person you like."

"Fuck, I'm single!"

"It's a sad story."

"Right hand: What do you want me to do? You are capable of cutting me!"

"Right hand: Come and chop me if you are a brother."

The audience in the live broadcast room talked about this strange sword manual summarized by Pan Dou.

If you think about it carefully, it does make sense.

Falling in love takes energy, but only by getting rid of women can you easily go into battle and move forward bravely.

The success rate will be greater.

This set of formulas summarized by primary school students actually helps to get ashore.

This is outrageous.

Netizens marveled at Pan Dou’s little mind’s flexible thinking.

At a young age, I have already figured out the secret of landing.

There is great potential in the future.

"You brat, be serious."

Pan Dou is a bit embarrassed, why is this kid so unreasonable?

I almost believed it.

Pan Dou shrugged.

"Journalist friends, do the interview!"

"Okay, okay."

Zhao Xinyi came to her senses, her face full of helplessness. She just wanted to do a serious interview, but why were there so many twists and turns.

Just like seeking scriptures from the West, one has to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures.

She took a deep breath and looked at the heavy rain outside the market. Her heart moved, thinking that after Pan Dou prayed for rain yesterday, the heavy rain would come soon.

Although she believes there is no necessary connection between the two.

But interviews can connect them and ask some people's livelihood issues along the way.

She stretched the microphone to Pan Dou and asked with a smile: "Kid Pan Dou, you prayed for rain on the flag-raising platform yesterday, which caused a heavy rain."

"Now is the typhoon season, and the strong waves on the sea will make fishing even more difficult."

"With fewer fish catches, it will become more difficult for your family to purchase food. Do you have any thoughts on this?"

Pan Dou is a little confused. Are the questions asked in interviews with primary school students so advanced nowadays?

Pan Dou curled his lips, sneered, and said: "I am a fish seller, am I afraid of strong wind and waves?"

Click!

He struck the fish-killing knife on the chopping board and loudly said word by word: "The bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish!!"

Zhao Xinyi's eyes widened, how could she explain it like this! ?

Pan Dou nodded his head, it is indeed more expensive on rainy days.

This is serious talk.

But why does it sound so social when it comes from the mouth of a brat? ?

He talks like a gangster.

Where did you learn this bad habit from?

It is 100% that Pan Dahe, the father, taught my son bad things and went back to deal with him.

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