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"Damn it, Brother Dou was so powerful when he said this, like a gangster."

"How can I, Emperor Dou, be an existence that you can figure out!?"

"It's a bit like Taizu swallowing mountains and rivers with anger."

"The founding emperor was just different."

"I'm afraid of strong wind and waves? The bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish will be!!"

"This sentence is quite inspiring."

"Updated to Moments."

"Brother Dou, your words are very sexy, but it belongs to me now."

"High risk, high reward, roll up your sleeves and just do it!"

"Brother Dou's words made my blood boil. I won't talk anymore. I've stolen the stockings. I'm going to do something big. If I win, call me Mr. Wang. If I lose, call me Wang."

"Police uncle, I want to report him."

"There will be times when strong winds break through the waves, and you can hang your sails directly across the sea."

"My brother Dou has the potential to become the king of sex."

Pan Dou's words almost set the entire live broadcast room on fire.

Netizens expressed that they were inspired to do something big.

Due to word of mouth, the number of people in the live broadcast room suddenly increased and a large number of people came to watch.

"Supervisor, supervisor, the number of people is overwhelming in real time."

In the Beijing Daily's network operations department, the staff responsible for monitoring live broadcast data yelled like crazy.

"It exploded, it exploded, the number of people exceeded the 500,000 level."

When it started, there were only tens of thousands of people.

This data is already considered top-notch on the platform.

This shows that yesterday's interview was very effective in attracting traffic, which led to many netizens squatting in Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room.

However, the moment Pan Dou came out, the real-time number of people in the live broadcast room immediately soared like high blood pressure.

One hundred thousand people.

Two hundred thousand people.

Three hundred thousand...

When Pan Dou said, "I'm afraid of strong winds and waves? The bigger the waves, the more expensive the fish." The number of people directly exceeded 500,000.

Internet celebrities who can achieve such achievements on the short video platform can already be called a big Internet celebrity.

Thanks to Pan Dou's help, Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast account has more than one million followers.

Compared with those big internet celebrities with tens of millions of fans, they are simply left behind.

However, the gap between fans is so huge.

Because of Pan Dou, the real-time number of people in the live broadcast room miraculously exceeded 500,000.

This is a remarkable achievement for the network operations department.

This is the biggest achievement that guarantees them a big red envelope bonus this month.

If they hadn't had some sense left in them, they would have almost knelt down and called Pan Dou their father.

These days, if you have breasts, you are a mother.

The appearance of Pan Dou directly saved the performance of their entire department and allowed them to get the bonus as they wished.

To them, Pan Dou is their bread and butter.

There's no harm in calling "Dad" secretly! ?

"Quickly, quickly, edit the video and upload it to our account."

The supervisor had no time to taste the joy and quickly directed the company staff to edit the video.

In yesterday's interview, because they responded too slowly, someone preemptively edited the interview video, and they lost a lot of traffic.

Too bad for them.

Thinking about it now, their hearts still ached.

Because yesterday's popularity was so sudden, they suffered the loss of their inexperience.

This time they learned the lesson.

An interesting interview came out, and they immediately edited it and uploaded it.

With Pan Dou being so popular, almost every video can receive a lot of likes and retweets.

This will attract more people to the live broadcast room.

Such a virtuous cycle allowed the real-time number of people in the live broadcast room to exceed 500,000.

Pan Dou is the main factor here, but the contribution of this group of people is not small.

It is precisely because of their active operation that such miracles are created.

They get the company's bonuses with peace of mind.

…

In the vegetable market.

Zhao Xinyi almost cried, she knew that this naughty boy Pan Dou would not answer honestly.

It's all arrogant talk.

The photographer brother looked at Zhao Xinyi's tearless look and silently mourned for her for three seconds. Then he turned the camera to Pan Dou and filmed Pan Dou as the anchor.

"Brother Photographer can do some last-ditch damage."

"When a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, shoot him in the back."

"The anchor cried: We agreed to be each other's angels, but you cheated on us behind our backs."

The audience laughed and laughed at the photographer's backstabbing behavior.

Zhao Xinyi looked at Pan Dou resentfully and said quietly: "Little Pan Dou, you talk so irritatingly, be careful not to find a girlfriend in the future."

What this naughty kid says can make someone angry to death.

What woman can bear it?

Pan Dou rolled his eyes and said nonchalantly: "Do you think I care? I have been killing fish in the market for more than ten months, and my heart has become as cold as my knife."

"A woman only affects how quickly I draw my sword."

"..."

Zhao Xinyi collapsed immediately. It’s okay for Pan Dou to talk too much. The problem is that he can make a few sentences on any topic and kill her.

"Holy shit, shit, another classic quote."

"I'm going to write it down."

"Reciting the full text..."

"I disdain Tengwen Pavilion's preface, but I analyze word for word what Brother Dou forced me to say."

"Brother Dou, you are so awesome, you are my dad!!"

"Brother Dou: Do you think I care? I have been killing fish in the market for more than ten months, and my heart has become as cold as my knife."

"Brother Dou, you have vowed before that you will make a lot of money and marry your wife. I have always regarded this sentence as a guideline. Oh, now you tell me that you don't care about women?"

"Brother, the situation is too small. Is there any conflict between not having a woman in your heart and making money to marry a wife?"

"The most ruthless emperor's family, Emperor Dou will not fall in love with anyone, he just needs a woman to continue the emperor's bloodline."

"Emperor Dou Tian: Woman? Ha, just a tool."

"Zhao Xinyi: I suspect you are playing tricks on me."

Netizens in the live broadcast room were once again stunned by Pan Dou's sexy remarks.

They usually rack their brains but can't come up with a joke, but Pan Dou just blurts it out.

A lively slut-talking machine.

"You brat, what are you talking about? Where did you learn so many nonsense things!?"

Comrade He Fang saw Zhao Xinyi's dull expression and knew that this beautiful reporter was a little confused by her son. He immediately scolded Pan Dou and gave Zhao Xinyi a step down.

"Mom, in fact, your son and I have incredible understanding. Just by breathing, I understood a set of breathing methods for cultivation. Just by looking at the sun, I created the Sun God Fist. After eating a meal, I realized a set of Liuku that digest food into spiritual energy. Immortal thief..."

Pan Dou smiled and started talking nonsense.

"Go, go, talk nonsense again."

How could Pan Dou believe it? He just rolled his eyes at him and waved his hand like he was shooing away flies.

"I just said that Emperor Dou is not simple. He admitted it himself."

"Brother Dou, take me with you as a cultivator. I want to learn clairvoyance."

"I've heard your plans in the island country."

"Friend, why are you going to the island country?"

"Go on business!"

"Hiss~ I can't tell the meaning of your words for a moment."

Naturally, netizens won’t believe it, but that doesn’t stop them from making fun of this topic.

And it was a blast.

The entire live broadcast room was buzzing with people.

So lively.

The atmosphere of this live broadcast makes me envious of those Internet celebrities who are funny and ugly.

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