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The issue of the island country's patrol ship passing through the border broke out.

Instantly igniting the entire network like an explosive barrel.

"Damn little devil, you will never die if you want to kill me."

"Let the war begin. I will join the army."

"If there is a war, we will be summoned back!!"

“Down with imperialism, down with the little devils, down with the island country lolita!!”

"Yes, yes, go to the island country and let them know how powerful you are."

"Go to the island country and capture Teacher Cang alive!!"

"Go to the island country and capture Mrs. Kurosawa alive!!"

"Go to the island country and capture Kimura alive...!!"

"Fuck you, you bastard!!"

Netizens were very excited and attacked and denounced everywhere on the Internet.

There was a lot of discussion.

It attracted national attention.

News reports, TV broadcasts, short video dissemination, etc.

Spread this matter through various channels to let more people know.

This thing is so popular that it directly dominates the hot lists on all platforms.

All other things must give way to the national interest.

Including news about a certain singer's new song release and Pan Dou-related topics that have always been hot.

All were covered by the heat of this incident and sank to the bottom of the lake, with no one paying attention.

And when the relevant surveillance video was released by relevant departments, it attracted the attention of a large number of netizens.

"Haha, is this a naval battle or a scolding battle!?"

"The boat boss scolded me well, and it made me feel happy all over."

"Holy shit, what did I see!? This is okay!?"

"Awesome, awesome, you dare to hit me like this!!"

"Damn it, the boss of the ship is a contemporary Don Quixote!!"

"Death Charge, what a true warrior!"

"The boss of the ship probably never imagined that he would be able to accomplish such a feat."

"Be determined to die and achieve a winning record."

"I, Chen Jiji, would like to call you a good man."

"Haha, the products made in our country are awesome."

“I seemed to see a dizzy young man hitting the glass.”

"The way these guys ran away looked like a lost dog."

"Fuck, this made me so angry just now, but now I feel like laughing for no reason."

"Laughing together, I am so happy."

"Wait a minute, what is the captain yelling? The bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish!?"

"Damn it, the boss of the ship actually watched Brother Dou's video!"

"Haha, listen to the shouts of the boat boss: Long live the party and the people, long live the country, long live Mazu, long live Brother Dou!!"

"Brother Dou is awesome. He actually ranks fifth behind Mazu."

"I, Emperor Dou, still have some cards to play."

"Brother Dou: Isn't this a kind of participation in the war?"

"My Mazu is the coolest."

"Hey, come on, pretty boys, there's Hu Jianren here."

"Tsk tsk, as we all know, fried Hu Jianren is one of our signature dishes in Cantonese cuisine and a traditional delicacy here."

"Hu Jianren, don't throw away the leftovers. Wrap them in egg wash, add bread crumbs, and deep-fry them until golden and crispy. The kids next door will be crying with envy."

"Damn it, there's Lao Guang here, he slipped away."

"Unfortunately, Hu Jianren is now a national first-level protected animal and can no longer be served as an ingredient on the table. As a senior chef with 30 years of experience in making Cantonese cuisine, after repeated consideration, I think that we can use little devils to replace Hu Jianren and serve it on the table. Began to eat."

"Fried ghost!?"

"Fuck, what's the difference between this and eating shit!?"

"Ugh~ Can you guys talk about something lighter?"

After the whole video was broadcast, netizens rushed in to watch, and they laughed directly as they watched.

In particular, the scene where the boss of the boat commanded the small fishing boat to chase the patrol ship frantically, while the patrol ship fled in despair was simply shocking.

In their inherent impression, warships are generally majestic steel monsters.

With a suit of steel armor, he roamed the sea domineeringly.

However, now he was chased by a small fishing boat and almost sunk.

The whole process was embarrassing and there was no way to fight back.

This contrast directly made netizens laugh.

Of course, the kind-hearted netizens will not keep such interesting things to themselves, but rather "enthusiastically" upload them to the international platform to share them with netizens from all over the world.

"Baga, these navy red deer are all dead."

“Well done Smita!!”

"Big tits destroy little kittens!!"

"The warship of the island country is not as good as a fishing boat!?"

"Warship: I have never suffered such humiliation in my life."

"Actively provoking someone and then being chased and beaten... isn't this a case of punishment?"

"I am a Somali fisherman. I would like to ask you sincerely which company produced this fishing boat. I want to buy it to go fishing."

"Why does this patrol ship smell like Assan?"

"Yes, Ah San's ship will explode and disintegrate on its own. The one in the video can withstand so many hits, so it is obviously much stronger."

"Ah San: I was insulted."

"What kind of fairy does this brave captain call himself!?"

"I know Mazu is their sea god, but Brother Dou doesn't know."

"If Brother Dou is talked about by the captain, he must be a god like Poseidon!"

"Based on the mythological correspondence, I guess Mazu is Thetis and Brother Dou is Poseidon!?"

When netizens from various countries saw the outrageous performance of the island country's patrol ships, they burst into laughter and sneered at the little devil.

The little devils on the Internet were so angry that they screamed.

What’s interesting is that because of the slogan shouted by the ship’s boss, Pan Dou actually became famous internationally.

Chinese people who found it interesting edited the shouts of the ship boss and comments from international netizens into a video and uploaded it to the platform.

Pan Dou was already very popular, but it has also become more popular due to the incident of fishing boats hitting ships.

The newly edited video immediately became popular on the platform.

The popularity that was originally suppressed has risen again, and it has once again entered the hot list of short video platforms.

"Haha, congratulations to my brother Dou for winning the title of 'Poseidon'."

"I, Emperor Dou Tian, ​​am a person who can move the wind and rain. What's wrong with being a sea god?"

"Damn it, Brother Dou is awesome. Less than half a day after he was kicked off the hot list, he came back again."

"Wang Lepong cried. We agreed to fight like dogs together, but you quietly managed to stand out."

"Haha, I, Emperor Dou, am back to kill you again."

"Jiejie, no one can erase the traces of me, Emperor Dou. As long as there are still people who remember me, I will always appear on the hot search list."

"Haha, Brother Dou is just a dominating little prince."

Seeing Pan Dou actually making a comeback, netizens called him awesome.

Being able to capture a spot on the platform's hot list in this international event that attracts national attention.

It's incredible.

I don’t know how many Internet celebrities are envious of this popularity and discussion.

Compared with Pan Dou, Internet celebrities have all kept their tails between their legs these past two days, not daring to make any noise for fear of attracting the attention of relevant departments and being invited to drink tea.

We can only wait patiently for this incident to pass.

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