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Incidents of patrol ships transiting the island country continue to escalate.

The top management is gaming.

The bottom is protesting.

The whole thing exploded like a volcano.

As a participant in the whole thing.

The boat boss naturally became the focus of the entire network.

He is also the person that major media rushes to interview.

He and his crew were also commended and given certain compensation by the local government for their fearless patriotism.

Of course, this is only compensation from the local government.

At the national level, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is seriously protesting the island country’s border patrols and strongly demanding that they compensate the boat boss for his losses, including the loss of the fishing boat, the loss of fish catch, medical expenses, mental loss, etc.

If nothing else happens, the ship owner will receive a large amount of compensation from the island country.

At this time, the ship owner, who had just received the certificate of commendation from the government, was surrounded by the media and was being interviewed by them.

Faced with all kinds of long guns and short cannons, the boss of the ship who was fearless at sea scratched his head in embarrassment and began to describe the specific situation at that time:

"We were conducting fishing operations at the time, and suddenly we saw an island country patrol ship appear, warning and preparing to expel us."

"When we saw how arrogant they were in our waters, we immediately called the Coast Guard and asked them to withdraw from our waters."

"However, not only did they not listen to our warning, they also dared to fire water cannons at us. We rammed them in a rage."

puff! !

The reporter who was conducting the interview immediately laughed when he heard the captain's funny answer.

The boss of the ship scratched his head in embarrassment. He was an expert at charging into battle and sailing across the oceans to catch turtles, but he had no experience in dealing with reporters.

You can only tell the truth.

"When you heard you shouting, 'Long live the Party and the people, long live the country, long live Mazu, long live Brother Dou,' what did you think?"

Soon, the reporter asked the next question.

"The party, people and country are my most solid backing, Mazu is my protector of the sea, and Brother Dou is my guide. I thank them from the bottom of my heart, and I also firmly believe that they will support and protect me."

The ship boss answered honestly.

"May I ask if the Dou Ge you are talking about is the Pan Dou kid who has recently become popular on the Internet!?"

the reporter asked curiously.

The party and people in front of us, as well as the country and Mazu, can all understand.

But the appearance of Brother Dou in this group was too abrupt and conspicuous.

"Yes, it's Brother Dou."

The boss of the boat nodded and said truthfully: "At that time, my crew member said that it is now the typhoon season at sea. The wind and waves are strong, fishing is difficult and dangerous, and he wanted me to wait for two days before going out to sea."

"I was watching short videos at the time, and I just came across Brother Dou's video. His words, 'The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish,' inspired me, so I immediately went to sea."

"Speaking of which, it's all thanks to Brother Dou that I ran into this."

As he spoke, he suddenly clasped his fists in front of the camera and said sincerely: "Thank you, Brother Dou, for giving me the opportunity to open a single page of my family tree. When I have time, I will go to the capital to treat you to a drink of dou juice."

The reporters from the capital had suppressed smiles on their faces.

They know very well what bean juice tastes like.

In order to thank others, I specially treat them to drink soy juice.

How crazy does it have to be to do this?

Then, they asked a few more questions before finally letting the boat boss go.

The relevant interview video was quickly uploaded online.

Nowadays, this is a hot event, and major media are rushing to report it and grab traffic.

Once this interview video was uploaded, it attracted the attention of a large number of netizens.

“What a simple fisherman~”

"My patriotism is still in words, but others have already put it into action."

"Brother Dou: When you sit at home, your merits will rise!"

“I think it’s fair to say that my Brother Dou deserves a lot of credit here!!”

"Hiss~ I, Emperor Dou, made the little Japanese patrol ship flee with just one word. It's so terrifying."

"No wonder nothing happened to the college students this time. It turns out that Brother Dou was busy fighting against Japan and had no time to deal with the college students."

"The kindness of Emperor Dou!!"

"It's bad, my brother Dou has become a positive energy anchor."

"Zhao Xinyi: I emphasize again, I am the anchor of the live broadcast room!!"

"Haha, Xinyi is so miserable. My brother Dou has taken the lead."

"Good boy, if you dare to treat me, Brother Dou, to some bean juice, please remember it. When you arrive in the capital, you won't be able to enjoy the juice."

"Haha, does this count as repaying kindness with vengeance!?"

"Bean juice... Even dogs won't drink this crap."

"Outlander: Offended."

"As we all know, the spread of bean juice today depends entirely on the support of outsiders."

"Daily entertainment for locals in the capital: watching foreigners drink bean juice."

"Haha, I was laughing so hard."

With the release of the interview video of the ship boss, Pan Dou, whose popularity had faded, became popular again.

On the hot list.

Ranking No. 1 is the transit patrol by patrol ships of island countries.

Ranked second is Pan Dou related topics.

Everything else is news about the game between the two countries.

Pan Dou stands out among them.

Out of place.

The heat is ridiculously high.

Manager Gong of the Hongguo Brokerage Agency, who couldn't sign Pan Dou, made his eyes red when he scanned the rankings every day. He must keep up with the popularity.

If you can't eat cake, can't you have a sip of soup?

The people in the platform operation department were even more amazed. This kid seemed to be born to be an Internet celebrity. He possesses an explosive body and always makes it to the hot search list with various strange postures.

He can be called a little master who dominates the list.

Beijing Daily Network Operations Department.

The supervisor saw Pan Dou's popularity was so outrageous, his heart was filled with excitement, and he quickly called Zhao Xinyi who was on vacation.

"Hey supervisor, are you okay?"

Inside the arc, Zhao Xinyi's tone was brisk, and it was obvious that she was enjoying herself during the two days of vacation.

Stay away from Pan Dou and cherish life.

"Xinyi, I have an urgent interview mission here..."

"Is it about Pan Dou!?"

"Yes... ah, no, no, it's the island country's patrol ship transit patrol incident that is currently very popular."

The supervisor subconsciously blurted out, then reacted and quickly changed his words. He was not wrong. This interview with Pan Dou was mainly because of the island country patrol ship incident.

"..."

Unexpectedly, when he said this, the phone immediately became silent.

"Xinyi, are you listening!?"

At this time, a very familiar voice came from the phone:

"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently unanswered, please call again later."

"Sorry! The phoneyoudialedisnotbeansweredforthemoment, pleaserediallater."

After the words fell, the phone hung up immediately.

"..."

The supervisor's lips twitched, "With so many dramas, can't I still recognize your Zhao Xinyi's voice?"

This young man speaks pretty good English.

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