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In a short period of time, viewers in the live broadcast room had already cut out, edited and uploaded the interview.

The previously uploaded video has attracted a lot of likes and discussions:

"Oh, let me go, this kid is so awesome, he made the reporter confused."

"Where is this kid from? He's so awesome."

"Don't ask about adults' matters."

"Haha, seeing the reporter's frustrated expression made me laugh so hard."

"Reporter: You will understand when you meet me."

"Where is the live broadcast room? I want to have a look."

"Go together, go together."

On the short video platform, this interview video went viral.

Many passers-by were led into the live broadcast room.

After the new episode of the interview was uploaded, it attracted crowds of people watching:

"What the hell, is this a series? There's still a second episode!"

"I loved you, I didn't date you, you kept me alive, you saved my mother, you drink more hot water... Damn it, how can I see my past love experience from these answers."

"Brother, what have you experienced?"

"Friend, I have wine, and you have a story. Tell it and let everyone be happy together."

"Let's go and watch some TV series."

"I'm going to check in too."

"If you pass by, don't miss it. Live broadcast, you deserve it."

"Finally, I can catch up on a hot spot live broadcast."

A large number of passers-by and viewers flocked into Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room, pushing the popularity of the live broadcast room to a higher level.

The leaders of the newspaper almost burst out laughing when they saw the live broadcast of their internet celebrity reporter suddenly exploded.

They could not have imagined that this heaven-shattering wealth would fall upon them so miraculously.

My own anchor attracted such a huge wave of traffic just by doing an interview.

So cool.

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As the popularity of the video increases, the interview video is randomly promoted to users on other platforms under the short video algorithm.

A medical university.

A female college student who was in class felt that the class was too boring, so she ignored the teacher on the podium and immersed herself in watching short videos.

By coincidence, I came across Pan Dou's interview video - "Primary School Student Crying against Female Reporter".

The title is very exaggerated.

Out of curiosity, the female college student did not row away in a hurry, but looked at it with relish.

"You'll understand when you get to my age."

"Don't ask about adults' matters."

"Loved, not dating, save my mother!"

In the video, Pan Dou's golden sentences frequently appeared, and Zhao Xinyi was speechless and almost cried.

The scene is very funny.

For a female college student with a shitty smile.

This video is a hilarious bomb.

soon……

Goose goose~

A clearly audible goose call came from the huge classroom.

All the college students listening to the lecture looked over at the laughter.

I saw a female college student holding a mobile phone in her hand, covering her mouth and laughing non-stop, her face flushed with laughter, tears streaming down her face, as if she had eaten Xuanmai and just couldn't stop.

"This classmate, was the class I taught funny?"

The teacher whose lecture was interrupted looked at the female college student who kept laughing unhappily. He was so angry in his heart. Even if his teaching skills were poor, he wouldn't laugh like this, right?

Who do you look down on?

It's so insulting.

However, the female college student who was laughing couldn't answer at all and could only keep waving her hands in the negative.

"This classmate, could you please go out and laugh? Don't disturb other students' lectures."

The teacher saw the female college student laughing non-stop, suppressed the anger in his heart, and politely asked the female college student to go out.

Seeing that the teacher seemed angry, the female college student panted wildly, trying to take a deep breath to suppress her laughter.

However, as soon as she thought about the content of the interview video, she couldn't help but burst into laughter and let out bursts of goose laughter.

Haha~

When the other students saw this scene, they burst into laughter.

Harsh laughter echoed throughout the classroom.

very messy.

The lecturer is full of black marks. The more he talks about it, the prouder you become, right?

So disrespectful.

With a stern look on his face, he pointed at the door and said angrily: "This classmate, please get out."

The female college student realized that she seemed to have gotten into trouble and did not dare to stay any longer. She could only laugh, stand up, bow and apologize to the teacher, and prepare to run away first.

However, as soon as she stood up, she suddenly felt a pain in her head.

Ouch! !

Her whole head seemed to explode, and her brain throbbed with severe pain. The pain made her collapse to the ground, covering her head and screaming in pain, and she could no longer laugh.

"Classmate, are you okay!?"

When the teacher saw this situation, he broke out in a cold sweat on the spot. If something happened to the female college student, he would be the one who kicked her out of the classroom. It would be like mud falling into his crotch--either shit or shit.

He threw down the handout and sprinted off the stage.

Together with other classmates, they helped the female college student sit up.

"Hurry up and call 120!"

He looked down at the female college student with a pained face, and quickly gave instructions with a nervous expression.

Other students panicked and took out their mobile phones to call an ambulance.

"Classmate, hold on, the ambulance will be here soon."

The teacher kept comforting her, for fear that the female college student would burp.

Fortunately, the Medical University Hospital is nearby.

The ambulance soon arrived downstairs of the teaching building.

The medical staff rushed to the classroom with a stretcher, put the female college student on the stretcher, and rushed back huffing and puffing.

The teacher and the female college student's roommate accompanied her to the hospital.

After a series of blood pressure measurements, brain CT scans, etc., the diagnosis was made.

"Old Zhang, what's going on with my student?"

The teacher nervously asked the attending doctor who was also a teacher at the Medical University.

The attending doctor looked left and right at the CT image and marveled: "Old Liao, you are a student with irritated nerves and brain twitches. To put it simply, you are laughing."

"It's not a big problem, but I need to be hospitalized for two days of observation."

"To be honest, this is the first time in all my years of medical practice that I've seen someone slap him with a smile."

"This is the contemporary Cheng Yaojin!"

"Well……"

The teacher was immediately dumbfounded. Ha, did he laugh?

What a weird cause this is.

Phew! !

The female college student roommate who came with me couldn't help laughing when she heard that the female college student was laughing.

They always laughed out loud when they heard about it.

But never seen it.

This is the first time they have seen a real case.

The protagonist of the case is still their dear roommate.

Just don't be too funny.

"Smile softly, and be careful if you laugh too."

The teacher rolled his eyes angrily. This frightened him, but he turned out to be laughing.

"Haha~"

When he said this, the female college roommates laughed even louder.

After the female college student woke up and heard about the strange cause of her illness, her face turned red and she covered her face and refused to cooperate with her roommate in taking photos.

So shameful.

The roommates gathered around to watch, very curious about what videos the female college student was watching in class, and how she was able to make them laugh.

The female college student immediately handed over the interview video of the culprit, Brother Dou.

After watching it, the roommates also laughed out loud, took photos one after another, and uploaded them to Moments and short video platforms.

It was so bizarre that they couldn't wait to share it with others.

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