To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"My college roommate almost died laughing" when he watched the interview video! ! 》

The video about the strange deeds of female college students was quickly uploaded to the short video platform and became popular immediately.

"Damn it, I always thought that laughing out loud was an exaggeration, but I never thought there was a real-life case."

"I almost died laughing."

"Tell me the truth, are you the one who kept saying 'I'm laughing so hard' on the barrage before?"

"The King of Hell: Who is laughing wildly outside the gate of hell?"

"Female college student: Haha, I laugh at the incompetence of the King of Hell and the impermanent waste. Even a weak woman like me can fool them around!"

"Damn it, you are so arrogant, are you a modern monkey brother? Are you not named in the book of life and death?"

"Laughing to death? You are the successor of Cheng Yaojin, right!?"

"Isn't this the interview video of my Brother Dou?"

"Damn it, Brother Dou is so powerful that he almost killed a college student alone from a thousand miles away."

"If you don't understand, just ask, who is Brother Dou!?"

"Please see the video link for the interview!"

This miraculous case of a female college student stunned netizens.

It turns out that there are really people in the world who can laugh at someone.

Watching funny videos is dangerous, but do it and cherish it.

As the bizarre deeds of female college students became popular, Pan Dou’s interview videos became even more popular.

Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room was crowded with a lot of people watching the excitement.

"Where's my Brother Dou?"

“Come famous!”

"No, I'm here to see Brother Dou. Anchor, why are you wandering around with a middle-aged uncle?"

"Anchor, I want to watch Brother Dou!! (Broken sound~)"

"What can you recommend about this poor school?"

A large wave of barrages flooded into the live broadcast room, asking the anchor to go back and interview Pan Dou.

At this time, Zhao Xinyi was hanging out with the new principal of Yucai Primary School.

The principal enthusiastically introduced the history of Yucai Primary School to the audience in the live broadcast room and his plans after taking office.

He advocates campus renovation, balance of work and rest, social practice, etc.

As the saying goes, there are three things a new official should do when he takes office.

But depending on the principal's situation, there are more than three fires in his plan.

It is almost necessary to demolish Yucai Primary School and rebuild it.

Full of ambition.

Unfortunately, the audience in the live broadcast room was not interested at all.

They just want to have fun.

The new principal talks endlessly about how one student is playing the piano to an ox.

"Supervisor, a large number of people have flooded into the live broadcast room again, and the number of real-time viewers has exceeded 100,000!!"

In the operations department of the Beijing Daily, the newspaper staff responsible for monitoring the live broadcast data shouted excitedly.

"Is it popular again?"

All department staff looked excited and surprised, and quickly investigated the cause.

I hope I can learn from my experience.

“Fuck, fuck, Brother Dou is awesome!!”

The department head searched for the reason for the rising popularity and found that it was Pan Dou who accidentally brought the popularity. He suddenly shouted excitedly, as if a fanatical believer was praising the Lord they believed in.

“Brother Dou is awesome!!”

Other staff members shouted with equal enthusiasm.

Year-end bonus, year-end bonus! !

They finally saw hope of getting year-end bonuses.

Ah sneeze! !

Just after class, Pan Dou, who was heading to the flag-raising platform with two friends, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose and was filled with doubts. Which beautiful woman was thinking about him?

He shook his head and took the lead to the flag-raising platform.

"Brother Dou, Brother Dou, I have brought everything including chalk, lightsaber, magic cards..."

The little follower Wang Dacong was carrying a backpack filled with toys.

"Brother Dou, I'm going to pick up stones."

Liu Tiezhu finished his sentence and trotted toward the woods with his backpack on his back.

To pray for rain, a small altar should be built.

Stones are required.

Pan Dou has already arranged various engineering tasks for praying for rain, and everyone divides the work and cooperates.

Wang Dacong provided the money, Liu Tiezhu provided the strength, and he provided the people.

"Right Protector, bring the chalk."

Arriving at the flag-raising platform, Pan Dou stretched out his hand, and Wang Dacong entered the role in a second and shouted: "I obey, little brother." Then he took out a box of chalk from his schoolbag.

This is from the classroom.

Pan Dou took the chalk and squatted down to make gestures on the floor of the flag-raising platform.

"Brother Dou, what is this?"

"Gossip!!"

I saw Pan Dou drawing the entire Bagua on the floor one stroke at a time.

Qian, Kun, Xun, Zhen, Kan, Li, Gen, Dui! !

Heaven, earth, wind, thunder, water, fire, mountains, and lakes! !

Hexagram 8864, all things are endless!

"Wow, so neat!"

Wang Dacong's eyes widened as he looked at the mysterious gossip on the ground and couldn't help but marvel.

"Brother Dou, the stone is here."

At this time, Liu Tiezhu, who was responsible for picking up stones, rushed back panting with a large bag of stones on his back. He put down his backpack, which was filled with stones.

"Guardian Zuo, thank you for your hard work."

Pan Dou praised Liu Tiezhu with satisfaction.

After being recognized, Liu Tiezhu looked uplifted, put his legs together, raised his hands and saluted: "Serve the people!"

Pan Dou has become accustomed to Liu Tiezhu's strange behavior.

Liu Tiezhu's family comes from a police family. His father is a criminal investigation captain, his mother is a forensic doctor, his uncle is a traffic policeman, and his aunt is...

In short, this is a promising policeman.

Under the influence of his family, he often exhibited some special behaviors that public officials often do.

For example, salute, etc.

Pan Dou took the backpack, picked through the stones inside, and then piled a small altar in the center of the Bagua.

"Right Protector, please ask the Rain God!"

When the altar was set up, he immediately reached out to Wang Dacong.

"The rain god is coming!!"

Wang Dacong shouted, and then carefully took out a poster from his backpack.

The poster shows a certain singer with unruly hair.

The background is a rainy day, with long thin raindrops pouring down.

This poster came from a certain teacher's office.

"Hang it up!!"

Wang Dacong immediately hung the poster on the small altar.

"Take my magic sword!"

Pan Dou looked serious and reached out to take the sword.

"Here comes the sword!"

Wang Dacong took out another strange-shaped sword from his backpack.

The sword is a cylinder the size of a thumb.

It's like a light bulb with a sword hilt.

Pan Dou took the magic sword, waved it twice, and told them seriously: "The guardians on the left and right, everything is ready now, all I need is the east wind. During my practice, you must help me protect the magic and not let others interrupt my casting." process, otherwise if the approach fails, we will all be punished by God.”

"When the time comes... you may invite parents!"

"Brother Dou, please rest assured, I will protect you to the death."

When Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong heard that parents would be invited, they immediately became serious and took on the roles, promising with excitement on their faces.

"You two, help me cast a spell!"

Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong lined up on both sides, and Pan Dou sat cross-legged in front of the Bagua with a magic sword in his hand, muttering something.

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