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Chapter 77: Emperor Dou: Sand Crocodile, Welcome To The Road Of Confrontation

early morning.

On a sparsely populated road.

"Early in the morning~8 o'clock in the morning, I feel very nice, sway~ those bell-bottom pants, turn around~ I can take a small vertical step, raise my eyebrows~ so eye-catching..."

Pan Dou carried a small schoolbag, put his hands in his pockets, hummed a tune, and walked on the road very casually.

Boom!!

A sudden dull sound from ahead startled him, and he looked up.

I saw a small dent in the middle of the road.

Passing cars will basically bounce when they pass by here.

It’s both funny and heart-warming to watch these drivers.

I don’t know how many people have their cars repaired today.

To be honest, if this scene was captured on video and posted online.

There will definitely be many netizens watching.

Unfortunately, Pan Dou did not have a mobile phone, so he could only miss this excellent shooting opportunity.

Just as he was thinking, a truck loaded with cargo drove up not far away.

When passing the road pothole, it jumped up again with a clang.

Bang!!

Under the shaking, a large storage box fell from above.

Immediately afterwards, the driver cursed and drove away.

Looks like they are in a hurry to deliver the goods.

Pan Dou looked at the dumped object 06 on the road, and he was a little stunned. According to the TV propaganda suggestions, should he call the police?

After all, I picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed it to the police...

However, he neither has a phone watch nor a mobile phone.

Where to call the police?

He looked around and found that there was no one around.

Why don't you sit down for a while and wait for someone to come?

He mused that maybe he could avoid going to class for a morning in the name of being a good person.

He did whatever he wanted. He was ready to pull the storage box back and sit on the curb waiting for someone to call the police.

However, when he raised his eyes and looked over, he was suddenly startled.

The dropped storage box has been quietly opened, and a pair of green eyes emerged from it.

Why, is there a ghost in broad daylight!?

Then he saw a piece of wood slowly coming out of the storage box.

"Crocodile!?"

Pan Dou's eyes widened and he was stunned.

A crocodile emerged from the storage box, can you believe it?

Is this a comic book world?

Otherwise, how could it be so magical?

On the road, one person and one fish stared at each other with big eyes.

The next moment, Pan Dou rushed up quickly and kicked the crocodile on the head with a thud. At the same time, he curled his lips and said: "Why are you so crazy in front of me!?"

The crocodile was stunned and looked at Pan Dou stupidly.

Its wide and long mouth was tightly sealed with tape wrapped several times, making it unable to open its mouth. Red ropes as thick as chopsticks were scattered all over its body.

Before, the crocodile should have been tied up tightly and placed in a storage box.

However, the crocodile was able to climb out of the storage box when it came loose due to bumps in the pickup truck.

But the mouth is still bound.

Woohoo!!

As if angered by Pan Dou's feet, the crocodile stepped forward with its short legs.

"See what you can do."

Pan Dou kicked the crocodile on the head again with his backhand.

A gagged crocodile is less threatening than a dog.

Woohoo!!

The crocodile stared, very dissatisfied, and turned around to beat it with its powerful tail.

Pan Dou jumped and escaped.

The crocodile pumps again and Pan Dou jumps again.

Pump again, jump again.

"screw you!"

Pan Dou got annoyed and kicked the crocodile in the belly to knock it over.

The crocodile hesitated and used its tail to prop up its body and turned over. It seemed that he recognized the reality and knew that he could not defeat Pan Dou now, so he turned around and prepared to escape.

"Humph, you fell into my hands and you still want to run away!?"

Pan Dou clicked his tongue, strode forward, and grabbed the scattered red rope. The crocodile entangled in the red rope was suddenly stunned and unable to sprint.

Woohoo!!

The crocodile struggled hard, but this was land, not a river, and its mouth was sealed. "It was impossible to escape from the clutches of the feudal lord."

"No need to struggle, just follow me!"

"Ouch, don't you accept it? Then I'll beat you until you accept it!"

Seeing that the crocodile was disobedient, Pan Dou immediately jumped on it and punched and kicked it, finally subduing it.

He lay there honestly, blinking, feeling aggrieved.

"That's right!"

Seeing the crocodile surrendering, Pan Dou clapped his hands with satisfaction, tilted his head and thought about it, then named him: "I will call you Lao Sha from now on!!"

He then picked up the red rope and wrapped it around the crocodile's mouth as a double insurance.

Then the red rope was wrapped around the crocodile's entire head to make a simple rein.

Later, Pan Dou threw the storage box on the roadside and handed it over to the uncle and aunt who followed.

I put my small schoolbag on the crocodile's back to cushion it, so that the stiff leather armor on the crocodile's back would not touch the buttocks.

Then he sat down, pulled the reins in his hand, and shouted softly:

"drive!!"

Driven by Pan Dou, the crocodile was forced to succumb and slowly walked away to Yucai Primary School.

This crocodile is estimated to be more than two meters long and weighs about one hundred kilograms.

Not too big, not too small, just suitable to be a mount for Pan Dou, a seven-year-old primary school student.

"Fuck!!"

Pedestrians on the road were stunned when they saw a little boy riding a big crocodile.

They all took out their mobile phones to take photos and videos.

Then it was quickly uploaded to major online platforms, causing a sensation among netizens.

"Damn it, where are you actually riding a carp to school!?"

"666."

“Can cold-blooded animals like crocodiles be tamed?”

"I can win."

"010 Wow, I'm so envious, I'll try it too.

"You will die if you try. I advise you to calm down."

"Tsk tsk, riding a crocodile to school is so cool."

"When he entered the school, he was the most handsome boy in the school."

"Haha, what kind of kid is this? He's so fierce!!"

"At first glance, this child is from Guangdong Province. He rides a big gecko to school."

"Shout, this is bullshit. We, the children of Bagui, are so awesome. We ride a big cockroach to school."

"Gan, for the first time in Inner Mongolia, we feel that riding a horse to school is not cool anymore."

"Did our Sichuan-Sichuan giant panda say anything?"

"What are you talking about? Look at their address, it's the capital."

"As expected of Mr. Jing, he is authentic."

As we all know, our capital is all authentic. "

“This kid looks so familiar, but it’s a pity that he’s wearing a mask and can’t see clearly from a distance.

"Is it your relative again?"

"Haha, I don't know anyone in real life, but online they are all friends and relatives."

Pan Dou's actions not only shocked passers-by, but also shocked netizens.

Riding a crocodile to school is something they can't even imagine.

This kind of thing basically only appears in fantasy novels.

But now a living example is actually before them.

It simply subverted their imagination.

It amazed them.

The world's great wonders. .

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