To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Yucai Primary School and Jiefang Road Primary School are not far away.

Pan Dou rode a crocodile and swayed slowly to school, turning heads 100% along the way.

Pedestrians in the whole street were stunned.

Some drivers passing by stopped to take photos and videos.

After all, this scene is so strange.

It can be said to be a rare occurrence in a century.

It would be a shame not to record it if we encounter it.

Pan Dou ignored the astonishment of passers-by and pulled the red rope to control the big crocodile and slowly climbed it.

Soon I returned to Yucai Primary School.

Looking at the closed school gate and the students having fun on campus.

I just finished my morning reading at this time.

Most of the students ran to the playground to play.

Pan Dou leisurely drove the crocodile to the window of the guard room, stood up from the crocodile, leaned on the door frame and shouted: "Uncle, open the door for me."

"Hey, isn't this Pan Dou?"

The uncle who was watching TV in the guard room looked up when he heard the sound and found that he was actually a famous person in the school. He asked in surprise: "Why are you late today?"

"Ride slowly."

Pan Dou looked up with an innocent little face.

"Just wait, I'll open the door for you."

The uncle thought Pan Dou meant that his parents were driving too slowly on e-mules, which was why he was late for school.

Because he knew Pan Dou and knew that he was a student of this school, he had no precautions and stood up directly to open the door.

Seeing the uncle coming out, Pan Dou put his small schoolbag back on his back, stood on the back of the crocodile and pulled the red rope, waiting patiently.

Click!!

The school gate was quickly opened. The old man pushed open the big iron door with a smile on his face and joked in a relaxed and cheerful tone: "You little kid, you make so much trouble in school and make the principal unable to come down every day. How dare you be late today? Be careful, the principal is looking for trouble with you... Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!"

The next second, his eyes dropped to the crocodile at Pan Dou's feet. He suddenly jumped three meters high as if he had seen a ghost, and cursed repeatedly.

"Uncle, I am Pan Dou, I don't know how to eat people. "Don't be afraid!"

Pan Dou held the crocodile, with an innocent face, and softly comforted the guard.

Damn it, am I afraid of you?

What I’m afraid of is the uncle at your feet!!

The guard was leaning against the iron gate, his legs were weak, and his face was pale as he looked at the ferocious-looking crocodile at Pan Dou's feet.

"Why do you bring a crocodile to school!?"

He pointed shakily at the crocodile.

Oh my god, this is the first time in all his years as a janitor that he encountered a naughty kid who brought a crocodile to school.

No wonder the principal was tortured to death by him.

No one can resist this ability to torment people!!

"Oh, you mean Laosha, he is my new pet and my mount. I owe it to him to give me a ride when I go to school.

Pan Dou suddenly understood, stretched out his foot and kicked the big crocodile, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it is very good and won't bite.

If you have the ability, let go of my mouth and see if I bite you or not.

The crocodile glared angrily at Pan Dou, who was sitting on top of him and defecating. As a majestic overlord of the water, he was actually being shown off by someone riding on his head.

Shame, naked shame.

It brings disgrace to the crocodile family.

I’m too embarrassed to see anyone anymore.

Honey, is this why you said you were late for school because of your slow riding?

I thought you were riding an e-donkey, but I bet you were riding a crocodile!!

The guard was stupid and complained madly because of his mental illness.

"Uncle, I won't bother you guarding the door. I'm going in."

Pan Dou waved his hand and then stamped his foot, urging the crocodile to crawl into the campus.

The frightened guard looked blankly at Pan Dou, carrying a small schoolbag, standing on the back of the crocodile with his hands in his pockets, and slowly walking away without any desire to stop him.

He only makes more than 3,000 yuan a month, what are you doing?

Let the principal handle such a fatal matter personally!

As the saying goes, if the principal is dead, my uncle will be dead.

Thinking of this, he staggered back to the guard room with trembling legs, picked up the phone and dialed the number of the principal's office.

At this time, the king of the principal's office.

The principal was sipping tea from a thermos cup, taking a sip, and smacking it twice in the mouth, with a leisurely expression on his face, "Hey, these days are so comfortable. Why couldn't I figure out why I had to broadcast live open classes before? I even held two open classes in a row. God, I am so full that I can hold on and have nothing to do."

He sighed with emotion, and then took another sip of tea, leisurely, so leisurely.

This is how people live.

Life without seeing Pan Dou is comfortable.

Jingle bell bell~

At this time, the phone on his desk rang suddenly, which made him tremble and almost drop the thermos cup.

"So big...who is it!?"

The leisurely days were interrupted. The principal picked up the phone with an unhappy face and answered, "Hello, I am the principal of Yucai Primary School."

"Principal, something big happened."

On the other end of the phone came the anxious and angry voice of the guard.

"Don't panic, what big thing could happen in elementary school?"

The principal sipped the tea calmly.

What big thing can happen to his poor elementary school? The biggest thing is that Pan Dou caught a red-tailed anaconda yesterday.

But for him, it would be a trivial matter if he hadn't been secretly photographed and made an embarrassing scene.

So he didn't panic at all.

"Principal, Pan Dou brought a big crocodile to school. I looked at it and saw that the crocodile was probably more than two meters long and weighed three to four hundred kilograms. That size... Tsk, tut, if it gets crazy, reply

Mouth children. "

The doorman described the crocodile's appearance in an extremely exaggerated way.

puff!!

The principal's eyes widened, and the sip of tea that had just entered his throat suddenly spurted out. His face was full of panic, and he coughed violently: "Ahem, what, what's going on? Pan Dou brought a big crocodile (Li Li Zhao) to school?"

"Yeah, he just entered the school.

"Why didn't you stop him?"

"How can my old arms and legs stop me? That crocodile can tear me apart in one bite."

The guard was extremely aggrieved.

If it were you, would you dare to stop me?

"Oh my god, call the police! Pretend!"

The principal shouted to the uncle anxiously, then slammed the phone on the landline and rushed out of the office in a rage.

Running all the way downstairs with the wind.

"Pan Dou, my little ancestor, you can really cause trouble for me. Do you want to torture me to death?"

He ran all the way, feeling like crying without tears.

I just woke you up by going to class in accordance with my duties, and gave you two exercise books and ten sets of papers the next day.

You don’t need to send them to school like a big python or a big crocodile!!

My thin arms and legs can’t bear it!!