To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

now.

On the campus playground.

Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong are having an aimless relationship.

"Silly Zhu, so boring!!"

Wang Dacong waved the lightsaber on his hand and looked at the lively crowd around him. He felt that the excitement was theirs and he had nothing.

"Brother Dou, why didn't you come today!?"

He sighed, if Brother Dou was here, he would definitely lead them into trouble.

How could it be so boring?

"Maybe I got beaten!?"

Liu Tiezhu pressed the pistol on his waist, guessed, and caught the python with his bare hands. Even he, a bystander, was warned after taking the certificate home.

As the person who caught the snake himself, it was not impossible for Brother Dou to be beaten.

"Will Brother Dou get beaten too? I thought I was the only one who would eat belts every day.

Wang Dacong's face was full of surprise, as if he had discovered something big.

"I just guessed."

Liu Tiezhu curled his lips. How could he know whether Brother Dou had been beaten?

Wow!!

At this time, screams suddenly sounded on the playground, and the students were in commotion.

"What's wrong? Is another little girl in trouble?"

Wang Dacong was refreshed, his eyes lit up, and he disappeared next to Liu Tiezhu like a gust of wind.

Rush directly to the scene of the incident.

Liu Tiezhu glanced at Wang Dacong's back with disdain, curled his lips and licked the dog, he deserved not being able to seduce his little sister.

"Fuck!!!"

"Si Zhu, come quickly!!"

Suddenly, an exclamation came from Wang Hall in the distance.

Liu Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, then rushed over.

When he arrived at the scene of the incident, his eyes widened and he shouted:

"What the hell, Brother Dou!?"

The gathered primary school students stared in shock at Fan Dou, who was riding a big crocodile and coming slowly from the school gate.

All eyes are on you and everyone is welcomed.

At this moment, Pan Dou became the most handsome boy in the school.

Riding a crocodile, how have today’s primary school students ever done this?

Not to mention riding, many people have never seen a real crocodile.

Pan Dou is now seen riding a crocodile to school.

They were scared and excited.

From a long distance away, people were watching with excitement, pointing, and whispering.

"Silly Zhu, because he is smart!"

Pan Dou had a calm face, put his hands in his pockets, and scanned the crowd. He found that his two friends were actually among the crowd, and then waved and said hello, "Good morning."

"Brother Dou, why did you ride a crocodile to school? Can this crocodile bite? Can I ride it?"

Wang Dacong's eyes were shining and he was shouting.

He has ridden in a BMW, a Land Rover, and a Jaguar

But I have never ridden a crocodile.

"Tell me, Laosha, he's very well-behaved and doesn't bite."

Pan Dou kicked the crocodile and reiterated that the big crocodile was a well-behaved little baby.

"Really!?"

Wang Dacong rushed forward with excitement on his face, squatted down and touched the crocodile left and right, "It's really good!"

Be good, uncle. If you have the ability, let the little devil above not step on me. See if I can kill you!!

The crocodile shook its head and tail in an attempt to get away from Wang Dacong's touch, and ended up looking like a puppy.

Further confirmation that it is well-behaved.

"Brother Dou, can we ride?"

Liu Tiezhu also came over curiously.

"Of course you can, but Lao Sha is a bit intimidated and needs me to take the helm."

"Laosha? Why is it called this?"

Wang Dacong scratched his head, his wise eyes widened with confusion on his face, "Don't crocodiles live in water?"

When I heard Lao Sha, I thought of the desert.

This has nothing to do with crocodile eight poles.

Liu Tiezhu nodded in agreement.

Pan Dou explained: “Because there is a crocodile hero in a game called Desert Butcher, so I called him Lao Sha.

In fact, the name is inspired by LOL and One Piece.

A combination of Renekton the Desert Butcher and Sand Crocodile.

"What game? Let's play together when we have time!"

When the two friends heard this, they quickly asked the name of the game.

Friends should play the same game.

"League of Legends."

Pan Dou said casually, and the two of them were thoughtful.

"Stop talking so much and get in the car!"

He waved his hand and invited the two of them to get on the back of the crocodile.

"dog Dog Dog!!"

The two excitedly stepped on the crocodile's back.

The crocodile felt a weight on its back, almost crushing it.

He immediately turned around and glared at the three of them angrily, "I am a crocodile, not a donkey. Do you really use me as a mount?"

"Lao Sha, drive!!"

Pan Dou doesn't care about all that, he just lifts the red rope and it starts to move.

The kicked crocodile crawled slowly with an aggrieved look on its face.

If it were not bound by the red rope, it would have escaped long ago.

Whoever likes this grievance will suffer.

"Lao Sha, charge!!"

"biubiu~"

When the two of them saw that the crocodile really got up, their faces were full of joy. One of them raised his sword and waved it like a knight, and the other held a gun and shot around like a western cowboy.

"Brother Dou, Brother Dou, ride for me too."

"I want to ride too, I want to ride too. Right

"Crocodile, so cute!!"

0……Please give me flowers…………

Seeing the three of them having fun, the surrounding primary school students immediately started cheering and wanted to experience the feeling of riding a crocodile.

“Pan Dou!!”

Before Pan Dou could agree, a dying roar suddenly came from the distance.

I saw the principal rushing over at a slow speed of 100 meters, sweating profusely and panting. I saw a large group of students watching, and I saw Pan Dou and three people on the crocodile. His eyes were split open and he yelled: " It's dangerous, come down quickly."

Damn it, if the big crocodile goes crazy at this time, there are so many students around who knows how many people will be killed or injured.

Yaoshou, this kid wants to kill me!

The principal's face was filled with sadness and anger.

"Principal, do you also want to ride a crocodile?"

Pan Dou looked at the gasping principal in surprise.

"Come down, come down quickly, my little ancestor, you can't ride a crocodile.

The principal is going to cry, who wants to ride this ugly thing!

Pan Dou and the other three looked at each other and saw that the principal was so anxious that they could only jump off the back of the crocodile.

At the same time, he introduced: "Principal, look, this is my new pet, I call it Laosha!"

Pan Dou clutched the red string and showed off his new pet to the principal.

"I don't care what kind of pet you have, you should stay away from this crocodile right now."

The principal was driven crazy and roared loudly.

"But principal, if I let go...

Pan Dou wanted to explain.

"Don't say so much, stay away from it now."

The principal interrupted Pan Dou's explanation and forcibly ordered: "Execute immediately."

Seeing that the principal was going crazy, Pan Dou and the other three could only obey and stay away from the crocodile.

Damn it, I’m free!!

The big crocodile watched Pan Dou leave. He was stunned for a moment, and then became excited the next second.

Without saying a word, he jumped up and rushed.

"Hey, hey, don't come over!!"

The principal saw that Pan Dou and others were obediently staying away from the crocodile, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, the crocodile went crazy and suddenly rushed towards him.

Ouch, shit!!

He couldn't take care of that much, he was full when he turned around.

"The crocodile is going crazy and wants to bite people. Everyone, please spread out."

he ran and shouted.

The other primary school students panicked and immediately dispersed.

"that......"

Pan Dou wanted to say that the crocodile's mouth was tightly trapped with tape and red rope, making it unable to bite anyone.

But the crocodile and the principal had already run away at this time.

Only the three of Pan Dou were left looking at each other.

Pan Dou spread his hands and asked the principal to exercise!"