Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book
Chapter 866 I have many friends
"Kacha——"
Even though he has been very careful in controlling his strength, and his ability to control his body has been significantly improved in his self-assessment, when he opened the door, the hinges that had not been repaired for a long time were still disturbed and made a harsh sound.
Hikigaya Hachiman glanced down at the door hinges dissatisfied. Although he just opened the door normally, going out at six o'clock in the morning on a holiday always made him feel guilty, as if he had something in his backpack. It's not a change of clothes
But after thinking about it carefully, he found that he really couldn't blame the door and parts. After all, it was the last time he was blackmailed by Komachi to go to Chiba City without the consent of his family. When his father wanted to teach him a lesson after he came back, he Quickly hiding in the room, the father, who had nowhere to vent his worries about his beloved daughter, had no choice but to give his son a lesson.
But even so, even if the door creaks and screams, it still has to be closed. After all, a teenage boy's room is a magical cave that even Akuma would be scared of (laughs).
He first moved the sword bag on his back out of the door frame, and then used the hand holding the door lock to push upward slightly, hoping that the hinge would stop making annoying sounds when it no longer had to bear such a heavy weight.
"zhi——"
FXXK!
Hikigaya Hachiman mentally raised his middle finger.
"Um...um...eh?"
There was a sound like a small animal coming from the sofa in the living room. To be more specific, it was the sound of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl who was at her cutest age just waking up. To be more specific, it was the sound of the cutest sister in the world. sound.
Hikigaya's tiptoeing movements like a thief paused, and sure enough, the next moment, a bird's nest-like hair poked out from the back of the sofa.
"Oh~ni~chan~~?"
Hikigaya Komachi rubbed his eyes, and one of the vest straps slipped off his shoulders, looking dazed and cute.
"Ha...ha...I woke you up, Komachi."
Hachiman scratched his head and whispered in a very guilty voice, as if he was being interrogated.
"You want to go out?"
Komachi said in his unique mumbling voice after waking up from sleep.
Hachiman first glanced warily at the huge floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room facing the courtyard, and made sure that the curtains were closed and that his sister's cute and helpful look would not be seen by outsiders, and then he felt relieved. But he still walked forward and pulled up a blanket from the sofa to cover his sister.
"Thank you, Onii-chan~~"
Komachi narrowed her eyes and thanked him sweetly.
Oops, if I consume so much sugar early in the morning, I will definitely get diabetes!
Hachiman clutched his heart and retreated, but his face showed an expression of no regrets.
"Yeah, I made an appointment with my friends."
After explaining one sentence, he quickly added:
"It's definitely not because I don't want to have a wonderful vacation but because I have no friends to hang out with, so I pretend to be invited by friends, but I actually go to the park alone to sit on a deck chair and compete with homeless people for the perfect spot to bask in the sun, and then watch a whole Wait until the battery runs out before you go home.”
call--
It’s been a long time since I’ve said something like this that fits my personality, so it’s really hard to say it in one breath.
Hikigaya Hachiman sighed secretly, and also noticed the improvement in his lung capacity.
Hikigaya Komachi was stunned for a moment, then chuckled, his body trembling and the blanket slid down again.
"Hahaha~~~"
She almost cried with laughter.
While raising his hand and wiping the unknown solid-liquid mixture from the corners of his eyes with his index finger, Komachi said angrily:
"Really, you're just trying to make Komachi happy by saying this so early in the morning."
Hachiman's face was full of ridicule, it was almost like the instinct of the body, it was really hard to forget.
After laughing, Yimo Duojiang raised her little face and looked at her brother, and said seriously:
"Onii-chan doesn't need that anymore."
Hearing his sister's words, Hikigaya was slightly startled. The smile on his face first gradually disappeared and then returned. Komachi exclaimed again, saying that he didn't expect to see such a vivid expression on his brother's face.
Yes, now I don’t need to think about how I should excerpt from that comic and make up something that will be exposed when others ask about where I went on vacation after the vacation, even though it has never been exposed. Just pass it, because no one has ever asked myself, but I have made many useless drafts.
Now, what I need to consider is whether I can cope with the "enthusiasm" of my friends.
"Um!"
Hikigaya Hachiman nodded vigorously, and then walked to the door amidst his sister's farewell message of a smooth journey. Just as he was about to change his shoes, he turned his head again and opened his mouth:
"Don't open the door to strangers, not even for newspaper delivery people, even less for salespeople, and not for the police. Even if they show their ID, just put the milk in the box at the door of the yard..."
"Onii-chan! Our family didn't order milk at all!" Komachi yelled.
Hikigaya smiled heartily, gave a thumbs up and said: Very good, Komachi, you have initially acquired anti-fraud awareness. Brother, I am very pleased, but my worry about you has only been reduced by less than one thousandth! "
Then there are a bunch of tips on how to order takeout, how to pretend that there are many adults at home, how to report to parents and brothers when going out with friends, and emphasize that the brother is not sleeping in and not taking care of his sister because he stayed up late reading comics...
If you want to ask why there are only two brothers and sisters in such a big family, just look at this big family. You don’t have to work to make money, pretty boy!
In short, after having friends who can joke around, every time he is asked about his parents, Hikigaya always describes his parents as insurance investigators who fly around the world, or adventurers like Laura. And because his friends are all a bunch of idiots, he always gets a bunch of exclamations that satisfy his vanity.
In short, such a bunch of nagging like chanting scriptures is not only because he is afraid of his parents who suddenly call home for ward rounds, but also because he is the most, most, most, most beloved sister in the world~~~
"...I won't talk about you when I saw you falling asleep on the sofa while watching TV last night, but you must pay attention to your physical condition. If you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable, call me immediately and I will immediately ask a friend to take me back. "Wait a minute, you may faint suddenly, so okay, send me a voice message every minute, and I will send you the specific content of the voice message in real time..."
"Ahhhhhh-"
Hikigaya Komachi yelled with his mouth wide open, then jumped up from the sofa, ran to the entrance in a few steps, picked up the shoes and stuffed them into his brother's arms, opened the door and pushed his brother outside.
"Okay, okay, Onii-chan, you're going to be late!"
At the same time, a huge creature blocking the entrance to Hikigaya's courtyard let out a strange laugh that had been prepared for a long time.
"Aku Aku, blah blah blah~~"
Zaimokuza Yoshiki put his hands on his hips. He had already pointed out the direction of the sun and turned his back to the sun, making his figure and shadow look as huge as possible.
"My dear friend, you..."
"Komachi! Come in quickly and block the door with a sofa immediately. The version of the world has changed to the monster world! I will go out from the back courtyard to find someone to deal with the monsters now!"
Hikigaya Hachiman pushed his sister into the room fiercely, and walked towards the stranger he called his friend while complaining expressionlessly.
"I said, Zaimuzhao, didn't I tell you not to greet me outside? Didn't you see that the aunt across from my house was ready to call the police? Let me tell you, my community still follows the customs of ancient autonomous bodies. oh."
Although the old words were stuck on the tip of his tongue, Zaimuzhao still asked curiously: "What is the custom?"
"It's the death penalty."
Hikigaya Hachiman smiled sadly: "The death penalty without any trial. As long as you are judged to be a person who may pose a threat to the community, you will be directly sentenced to death."
Zaimokuza, who was bigger than a bear but so timid that he would be robbed by elementary school students in the arcade, shuddered, his stiff body twisted his neck tremblingly, and he looked furtively at the house across the street. Sure enough, he saw an old lady with a perm of cauliflower hair looking at him. She seemed to be holding some kind of stick-like weapon in her hand that was hidden by the doorpost.
"..."
As if being shocked by electricity, Zaimuzha jumped up on the spot and ran towards the street at a speed that was completely incompatible with his huge body.
"Hachiman! I'll wait for you at the tram stop!"
Hidden in the smoke and dust was a faint sound of mosquitoes and flies.
"This guy..."
Hikigaya Hachiman smiled bitterly, then turned around and waved to his sister to say goodbye, and ran after Zaimokuza himself.
Komachi put on her slippers and walked to the street at the door, looking at her brother's back and smiling sweetly. The aunt across from Hikigaya's house finally opened the iron gate of the yard and walked out.
"Yeah, Hachiman finally made friends. He's really grown up."
The aunt leaned the broom against the doorpost and sighed.
"Hahaha, yes~~"
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Komachi chuckled, but he didn't want to talk about his brother's personal problems with others, so he directly and smoothly turned the topic to the discount promotion in the nearby supermarket today.
The aunt immediately became energetic and started talking arrogantly.
Although the good-for-nothing brother has to worry about the gas problem for a long time when he goes out, in fact, those who buy food and cook at home are all cute little machis~~
In fact, he caught up with Zaimokuza without even reaching the tram station Hikigaya. This guy was hiding behind a telephone pole, snooping around with a standard sly look.
This guy...even if the patrol saw him, he would never think he was a bad person. Instead, he would squat down and ask him in a coaxing voice if he remembered the way home, right? Then he gave his parents a hard lesson and asked them how they could let a child with an intellectual disability come out alone.
"Let's go. If we don't hurry up, we'll miss the nearest train."
Hikigaya sighed and said helplessly.
This disgusting tone finally aroused Zaimuza's long-standing dissatisfaction.
"Hello!"
"Listen to me!"
Zaimuzhao shouted softly:
"You guy, Hachiman, when you have friends waiting for you at the door when you go out, you are so happy that you are about to scream! You also put on a face of disgust, you guy is obviously not cute at all, just Stop pretending to be arrogant! It’s disgusting!”
Hikigaya shouted impatiently: "I'm so annoyed! If you keep talking, I won't go to your door and wait for you to go out tomorrow morning!"
Upon hearing this, Zaimuzha immediately looked at his close friend beside him with grief and anger, unable to believe that he was such a shameless person.
"How can you do this! We clearly agreed that we would take turns waiting at each other's doorsteps! So that the neighbors would look at us with new eyes..."
"Ahhhhhhh! Asshole! Don't tell anyone! This is still my neighborhood! If anyone hears me, I'll be dead again!"
Hikigaya Hachiman screamed madly.
"Anyway, if you don't wait for me at my door tomorrow, I will tell Totsuka about this!
Oh, by the way! It would be better if Totsuka was the one to be tsundere! Oh, yes, I must ask Totsuka to say 'I'm so annoyed!' to me later, hehehe..."
"Asshole! Don't smile so much when you call Ayaka's name, you guy!"
"A8 Dream, you are the one, Ayaka Ayaka calls you so intimately, and the smile on your face is just like playing an 18x game, you guy..."
"Baka, shut up..."
"You are the one! I'm going to crush your head with my mind!"
"You have a cross-eyed look, if you really want to use your mind, at least put your index finger on your forehead! Or just watch me kill you with the Dark Sealing Demon Slash."
"..."
After bickering all the way, the two finally arrived at the tram station and caught the next tram.
As soon as they entered the carriage, the two boys who were just destroying the world immediately became autistic. They took off the sword bags and protective gear bags on their backs and tucked them between their legs neatly, not daring to say a word.
However, when they saw strangers in the carriage occasionally looking at their sword bags, they all raised their chests and looked up, revealing an expression of "You guessed it right, we are the core members of the sports club who have to go to practice extra during the holidays!"
After getting off the train, it was not the familiar platform closest to Sobu High School, but a suburb.
Hikigaya took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He was shocked to find that the time was almost eight o'clock. Sure enough, when chatting with Komachi, he always ignored the passage of time. After all, it was too happy.
"Hurry up, otherwise I will be taught a lesson by the seniors."
With his greeting, Zaimokuza's face changed, and he followed the two of them and jogged on the road.
Not long after running, the sound of a motorcycle approached.
"Hey, Hachiman, Acai——"
The shouts rang out, and the two turned around and saw that it was Hatagoro, Mihashi Ryoma and Kuroda Kaito.
Hatagoro greeted enthusiastically: "Let us take you there. It's still a long way from the dojo, isn't it?"
"Come on, I'll give you a ride on my new motorcycle?"
Kuroda Kaito also patted the motorcycle, but when he heard the word "new", Hatagoro and Mihashi Ryoma both looked bitter.
"But we don't have helmets."
Hikigaya hesitated.
"Isn't your kendo helmet in the package?"
Hatagoro was saying this to be funny, because no one wore a helmet in the first generation of the Rampage Angels. After all, everyone had to take care of their crew cuts for three hours before going out, and they would be ruined once they put on the helmets, right?
But in order to hide the fact that he had no friends, he could sit in the park and bask in the sun for a whole day. Hikigaya Hachiman, who was very good at deceiving himself, thought for a moment and said "oh", took out the kendo helmet and put it on his head, and then sat behind Hatagoro.
Zaimokuza followed suit and sat on Kuroda Kaito's new motorcycle.
It was visible to the naked eye that the originally bulging tires were instantly flattened, and the sturdy metal frame of the motorcycle also made a squeak under the heavy load.
Me, me... my new motorcycle!
Kuroda Kaito's face darkened.
A few minutes later, several people arrived at their destination.
A dojo covering a very large area, the base of the runaway angel.
After Hojo Kyosuke successfully obtained the qualification to inherit the next head of the Hokushin Ittoryu main family, the blank door plaque also had a few black characters.
"Hojo Dojo" (End of this chapter)
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