Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book
Chapter 867 I curse you to find a succubus girlfriend
Before the door of the dojo was opened, a loud and enthusiastic voice came from inside. If I were to ask what the sound was, specifically it was a zoo-like sound.
Apes cry, dogs bark, bears roar, pigs are killed... there are more pig sounds in statistics. After all, although everyone's voice and vocal habits are different, the sounds made when they try their best, After all, it will be 80% or even 90% similar to the pig before death.
The famous philosopher Goro Hata once said - "When you swing a knife with the belief that you want to kill the other party, you and the other party become pigs, just things that can be killed with one knife."
This sentence was regarded as a good idea by the new generation of companions, and something happened that made Hojo Kyosuke devastated. The subordinates were already loud, but now they added a pig's cry and walked every day. Entering the gate of the Kendo Club was like walking into a village where pig-killing rice was held during the Chinese New Year in the previous life. It was still the kind where people gathered together to kill pigs with knives.
The only good thing is that because they realized that this idea proposed by the great philosopher can greatly improve combat effectiveness, the people of the Rampage Angel did not spread it widely, for fear that others would learn from it and become stronger, just waiting to be defeated in August. All make pig noises again.
The zoo-like sound made Hikigaya and the others' expressions change, and they all changed their leisurely pace and trotted open the door and rushed in.
The front yard is as spacious as ever, with white gravel covering the entire field of view. It is obviously shapeless, but under the trampling of people coming and going, it seems to have a pattern of dry landscape. The large swaths of pure white around it gave the green-black dojo in the middle a more solemn feel.
It was obviously early in the morning when he still needed to put on a coat before going out, but as soon as he stepped onto the gravel ground, a wave of heat was already rolling in from the open door of the avenue.
Hikigaya Hachiman raised his head and looked forward. He saw that the dojo was full of naked people waving their swords wildly. Heat was rising from their hair and bodies, and they were spitting out saliva and roaring. In a corner on the left side of the dojo, a group of girls wearing sports vests were also waving knives crazily.
Although the girls' faces were all flushed due to the strenuous exercise, and it was impossible to tell what they looked like originally, their tight waists and slender arms were beautiful enough.
Ah, it’s simply heaven~~
He sighed happily from the bottom of his heart. With passion and girls, is there a better high school life in the world?
With this thought in his mind, he grabbed the package containing the protective gear, followed Hata Goro's people up the corridor, and then trotted to the locker room with his shoes in hand. If there are too many people, everyone cannot take off their shoes on the porch, as this will cause chaos.
I quickly changed into my kendo uniform without wearing any protective gear, because I had to do some warm-up and basic exercises at the beginning.
Although he has been with everyone for more than a month, Hikigaya is still not used to being so straightforward and calm. On the contrary, Hata Goro and the others just walked over wearing only black hakama. In Mihashi's words:
"Warming up? Isn't that kind of thing just a twist of the accelerator? Now I'm at full strength!"
If it had been a physical education class in junior high school or elementary school, Hikigaya would now have to battle wits with the physical education teacher to find a warm-up partner. But here, in the kendo club, at the base camp of the Rampant Angels, he has no chance at all. Such trouble. As soon as he walked over, a senior who had already practiced and was covered in oil greeted him warmly.
"Hachiman? Come here and let me help you relax your muscles and bones!"
God knows pity, even though he has heard such words countless times, it still makes Hikigaya Hachiman tremble every time, because the way the senior waved and the words he said always reminded him of standing at the bathroom door when he was in elementary school. A Zhuang wanted to borrow money from him.
What? Is A Zhuang a human name? Please, don't be so cruel. Being able to avoid deleting this memory from his brain is the result of Hikigaya being strong enough! If you carefully recall specific names, the body's self-protection device will definitely be triggered! Maybe he will be burned directly into an idiot compared to someone else!
Hearing the greeting from his senior, Hikigaya decisively abandoned Zaimokuza, smiled, shouted "Thank you very much" and ran over. Just as he doesn't need to worry about his companions, Zaimuza doesn't need to worry either. As for the reason why he doesn't partner with Zaimuza, it's because he has become stronger.
Yes, even though he was just a loser who wanted to do chivalry but was beaten to the hospital when he was in junior high school. Even though he made little progress under the leadership of the loser minister in the three years of junior high school, now, after suffering from Minister Hojo, Tamaki Deputy Minister, Hata Goro, Mihashi... After being beaten by so many people for more than a month, Hikigaya has become a completely different person!
Although they would come to the dojo together, Zaimuza could no longer keep up with him. As a friend who used to talk about everything, but now they are drifting apart, Zaimokuza can only hold his fat belly and cry at his back (laughs).
Just kidding, Zaimuzha's body shape is not suitable for warming up with ordinary people. If you stretch your waist back to back, you will break your waist accidentally.
Because they inexplicably missed out on Hojo Kyosuke, the super high school student that everyone in neon coveted, Sobu High School placed a heavy bet on the sport of kendo this year. Not only did they urgently organize a huge activity room for the kendo club before the start of school, but all kinds of funds and regulations were also coordinated to the best of their ability.
Let’s not talk about anything else. For this kind of off-campus training, Kisaki just typed a funding application form. In less than half a day, the consent form with the principal’s seal was sent down together with the envelope containing the money. He also sent a secretary to ask if there was anything else he could do for him, and to convey the principal and the directors’ earnest expectations for Hojo-kun and the kendo club.
At the same time, because Hojo Kyousuke did not join the club alone, but brought his villains who he had trained since junior high school, this meant that it was not only the seniors above the second grade who could represent the school in the competition, but everyone had the hope of competing for the four regular selection spots besides Hojo Kyousuke.
After entering high school, Kisaki Tetsuta completely gave up his martial arts training. In junior high school, when facing peers with a small physical difference, he could still use his brainpower to play tricks on his opponents and drag the game into overtime to tie.
But as the years went by, the gap between people's physical talents became more and more obvious. In addition, the national competitions at the high school level, except for the Yulongqi competition, were no longer "death match", and it was not possible for the eldest brother to chop down the whole field alone. Kisaki calmly came to the conclusion that he would only humiliate himself if he went on the field again, so he became the manager of the kendo club and spent more energy on dealing with the affairs of the eldest brother in society.
So, the invincible army that followed Hojo Kyosuke to fight in the national competition in junior high school was only Hojo, Hatagoro, Mibashi Ryoma, and Kuroda Kaito. Dozens of people in the kendo club were aiming for the one spot left by Kisaki.
There were also seniors in the kendo club like Tamaki Aonobu, who were even more determined to overthrow Hatagoro and others.
Since they were weak, they were not worthy of following Hojo-kun!
With this idea in mind, everyone wanted to chop out all the anger in their lifetime when they swung their swords.
Furious eyes, roaring...
Redder than the steaming skin were the bloodshot eyes.
Just as Mihashi said, Hatagoro and the others seemed to be able to warm up just by listening to the sound of the accelerator. Hikigaya just felt his body getting hot, and when he turned around, he saw Hatagoro wearing protective gear and fighting passionately with Deputy Minister Tamaki.
After entering the kendo club, he boldly asked a question to Mihashi Ryoma, who seemed to be the easiest to talk to:
"Why, Mihashi-kun and Goro, you are so strong, but you still train so hard? Is it because of love?"
Only by experiencing it personally can you feel how strong these people who have been standing beside Minister Hojo for three years are, which is something you can't feel no matter how many game videos you watch.
Hikigaya couldn't think of anyone who could beat such a team. Since they are already invincible, why do they have to work so hard?
Hearing this, Mihashi looked at him in surprise and burst into laughter.
"Strong? Passionate? Hahaha"
"Ah, although I am very grateful that you think so highly of us, Hachiman, you are completely wrong."
"Speaking of passion, Hatagoro does like fighting. But please listen carefully, it is fighting, not kendo. If possible, he definitely doesn't mind kicking his opponent in the bottom during the game."
"Then, you..."
"Well, in the final analysis, there is only one reason, that is, we are not strong enough. If we want to continue to follow the general, we have to work hard."
Seemingly seeing Hikigaya's disbelief, Mihashi did not continue to explain, but just left a sentence "You will understand later."
Yes, Hikigaya did understand later, after meeting other branches of the Rampage Angels.
Tojo High School, Kaiku High School, and Roppongi High School where Minister Hojo came from.
Mihashi's voice sounded again:
"Our alma mater, Tojo, has dominated the national competition for three consecutive years. Those guys dream of keeping the victory flag in Tojo. Didn't someone say in the chat group recently?
Even if it's General Hojo, they won't give up easily!
They can't do anything like overthrowing their superiors, but it's not a problem to beat down those idiots like Hatagoro and Mihashi."
Hikigaya noticed that when talking about "beating down those idiots like Hatagoro and Mihashi", Mihashi's tone was very serious, and it seemed that he also recognized that the person who was speaking had such strength.
Yes, this is the difference between the high school national kendo competition and junior high school. In junior high school, even if the other four teammates all lost, Hojo Kyosuke could go on the court alone to beat the five opponents and win the championship. But high school is different, with a five-game three-win system, and no matter how strong Hojo Kyosuke is, he is only one person.
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"After all, before Big Brother went to high school, everyone was beaten by Big Brother together. Those first and second graders last year are now at their strongest. Moreover, Hachiman, you probably haven't heard that actually, Senior Maki and Senior Onitsuka, who have already graduated, are secretly giving special treatment to Tojo.
Those idiots in Tojo are probably still dreaming of making Big Brother completely disappointed in us, and then transferring back to Tojo again.
In addition, the people in those branches in Kaiku and Roppongi are all eyeing us covetously. They were all beaten by the same boss, so it's hard to say that they won't fall over..."
At that time, after listening to Mihashi's words, Hikigaya Hachiman fell silent. He was shocked by the bloodthirsty instincts of these people who usually looked careless. But at the same time, a wave of emotion surged in his chest.
The first choice...
I, I want to be the first choice too...
Hikigaya clenched his five fingers, swallowed his saliva, and said to himself.
I also want to be the main candidate!
In high school and youth, if you can't have a lifelong love, then you should be passionate and leave memories that will make your blood boil even when you think about it when you are eighty years old!
Swing the knife! Swing the knife! Swing the knife!
My story of youth, Hikigaya Hachiman, is the way of the sword! ! !
From that time on, Hikigaya had an extra gripper in his desk drawer. During every math class, he would close his eyes and rest his mind while constantly squeezing the gripper. The reason he chose mathematics was because it was a subject where he could only get single-digit results. Making up for weaknesses is a fool's errand. Really smart people should seize their advantages and expand them. Just like he knew that he was not good at falling in love, so he decisively gave up his rose-colored youth and turned to the passionate youth like fire.
Anyway... you are only in the first grade, even if your test scores are too bad, the teacher will let you go because you are the official candidate for the kendo club!
Well, the premise is to become the main candidate.
Hikigaya-kun has already begun to anticipate the results of victory, but he calls his actions desperate.
The gratifying thing is that because Sobu High has never been a strong school in kendo, there are no new students like "junior middle school monsters" to join. His opponents are only useless old students and... Wagga's best friend—— Zaimokuza Yoshiki!
This idiot has been wearing a weight ring on his arm since I don’t know when (the darkest ancient period of mankind). Although this idiotic behavior will lead to never being able to find a girlfriend again, it will give He brings unparalleled arm strength.
Although in the sport of Kendo, it is difficult to tell which is more important, agility or strength. But Hikigaya, who has watched countless games of Minister Hojo, knows very well that there is such a thing as defeating ten kai with one force. Even during school practice, when Director Hojo was anxious to go on a date with Yamauchi-san and the others, he would be very perfunctory, without using any skills, and just cut himself or other unnamed companions away with a single sweep.
Although Zaimokuza cannot do that kind of thing, it is still dangerous.
But it doesn't matter. Hikigaya Hachiman had already taken out the long-buried curse notebook and cursed Zaimokuza on it three times a day. Before the main selection, he found a succubus and shocked his girlfriend. In that case, the stupid Acai would never do it again. Have the power to compete with him.
Alas...my dear friend, for the sake of my youth, I can only say sorry to you.
As for Hikigaya himself? Do you still have to worry about your girlfriend after winning the national championship?
They're not a stupid boys' school like Dongcheng! At that time, he will not be the hero of the whole school...
Wow kaka kaka——
Apart from anything else, among the female members of their Kendo club, there are many beauties who are attracted by Minister Hojo's beauty. When the time comes for "kendo instruction", it makes my blood boil just thinking about it!
Oops, I seem to have found a way to warm up quickly? (End of chapter)
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