Transfer 300 To Me And I Will Let The World Start Cultivating Immortality

[If you are willing to v me for 300 yuan,

I will put on my robe when you get off work,

Carrying a mahogany sword behind his back,

Appear at the door of your company,

and shouted——

"Senior Brother, the sect's secret order will be burned after reading it!"

At this time I will throw you a scroll,

Let your colleagues and leaders

They all suspect that you have a mysterious and powerful background identity. 】

Jiang Ye, who was fishing at work, was originally just bored and browsing the same city.

I didn’t expect to come across such an interesting post.

I couldn't help but smile and casually shared it with my girlfriend.

Then continue scrolling down to comment.

Only then did I realize that the comments from the witty netizens were funnier than the post itself.

[I will give you 600 yuan. You stab my boss with a mahogany sword. Every time you shout "monster", you will get an additional 100 yuan. No kidding! 】

[Colleague: I just said he is not normal]

[I ask the scroll to turn on automatic burning, so it is more realistic]

[Can you fly with a sword and jump in through the window of my company? I’ll add 50 to you】

…

Maybe it’s because I’m so happy fishing at work.

Unknowingly, Jiang Ye had almost finished all the thousands of comments on this post.

Including comments from those who hahahaha and ait people.

Suddenly, he flicked the screen.

Among the many "hahaha" and "social death", there is a comment that is more conspicuous but not so conspicuous.

[Thank you, Brother Dao, for enlightening me. Everyone, you don’t need 300, just 200, and someone will appear in front of your company with a flying sword.

The auto-burning scroll consumes too much energy. I wonder if it can be replaced by sword control?

One sword can turn a hundred swords into one!

The swords surrounding it and the clear sound shaking the sky must be more shocking than the scroll! 】

This comment has very few likes.

There are a few replies below.

【Shut up! Don't lower the market price! 】

[Brothers are a bit into the drama, hahahaha]

[If you do this, you will be called a scab (dog head)]

There is another one, obviously a new reply this morning.

【really? Brother, are you really a swordsman? What does it have to do with the sword cultivator in Yamacheng? 】

The mountain city is the city where Jiang Ye is located.

Obviously, no normal person would ever believe this nonsense on the internet.

But for some reason, Jiang Ye unknowingly thought of the incident that his colleagues had discussed heatedly in the morning.

The soul of Zhong Er, which had been sealed for many years, was slowly rekindled.

He hesitated.

What if... maybe... it's true?

The moment this idea came up, he cursed secretly——

Idiot!

If you believe this, you will be deceived into Myanmar sooner or later!

Slide your right thumb across the screen.

Jiang Ye clearly wanted to quit this post.

But I accidentally clicked on the reviewer’s homepage!

Jiang Ye: "..."

I swear, I didn't mean it!

The commenter’s account name is [Qingxiazi].

The avatar is the initial avatar and the signature is initially blank.

The homepage only has one post from yesterday.

[It’s so lively (exclamation), what a pity (sigh). 】

The first picture with the picture is a snack street that is a must-have in major cities.

This snack street looked familiar to Jiang.

Because he passes here every day on his way to and from get off work.

The second picture in the accompanying picture is a selfie taken while standing in the center of Snack Street.

The man in the photo looks to be in his early twenties.

He has long hair tied up and wears a dark blue robe.

Carrying a long object in the shape of a sword box on his back.

The eyebrows are narrow and long, and the appearance is handsome.

His face was expressionless, but Jiang Ye could see that there was a hint of disbelief and... regret in his eyes?

"You're crazy," Jiang also turned on the automatic complaint mode.

"Is this guy really a little Taoist priest who came from the deep mountains and old forests? What's so incredible about such a shabby snack street? What a pity? What's a pity? It's expensive and tastes bad, so it just deceives outsiders..."

Exit the little Taoist priest's homepage and re-enter. Exit the homepage and re-enter.

After repeating the action several times, Jiang Ye finally made up his mind.

Click to open the chat box with this [Qingxiazi].

【exist? 】

As soon as the news was sent out, Jiang Ye talked to himself again.

"Anyway, it's just a few words. If you ask me to transfer money, I will withdraw!"

I originally thought that Qingxiazi would see the message at least some time later, but I didn't expect a quick reply.

【Here you are, here you are (cat is cute)】

This obviously cute tone of voice made a series of questions slowly pop up in Jiang Ye's head.

He hesitantly forwarded the post from Qingxiazi's homepage to the chat box.

【This is you? 】

Qingxiazi: [Yes]

Jiang Ye: [Are you a boy or a girl? 】

Qingxiazi: [(Maomao is surprised) How could a good believer say this? 】

Jiang Ye: [Your expressions and tone are exactly the same as my sixteen-year-old cousin! 】

Qingxiazi: [Oh... someone said on the Internet that using more cat and dog emoticons can fully express the meaning of friendliness. Adding "there" after each sentence makes it more friendly. 】

Jiang Ye: [...]

Speechless, he sent many of his treasured emoticons one after another.

Among them are the most famous "black people", "Zhang Fei", "Panda Head", "Subway Old Man" and so on.

Jiang Ye: [This is the emoticon used by real men! Stop reading the mess on the Internet, it’s all nonsense! 】

Qingxiazi didn't send any message for a long time. I don't know whether she was shocked or suddenly realized.

At this time, Jiang Ye caught a glimpse of his direct deputy director walking towards him out of the corner of his eye.

He immediately pressed down his phone quickly!

Touch the mouse with your right hand.

Pretend you're busy and don't bother.

The deputy director is a middle-aged man with a big belly and a false smile on his face.

After walking up to Jiang Ye, he leaned against the desk, glanced at the computer screen, and spoke.

"Xiao Jiang, I will send you two documents. You can compile the forms as required tonight and send them to my email tomorrow morning. Thank you for your hard work."

Hearing this, Jiang Ye slowly raised his head.

"Director, the plan you asked me to do is not finished yet."

Director: "It's okay, it's okay. Take your time. At worst, you can fill out an overtime application form and get double the salary before leaving get off work late."

These words successfully made the smile on Jiang Ye's face distort for a moment.

But he quickly controlled his emotions and declined again.

"Director, how about you find someone else to do it?"

The director's right hand was placed on Jiang Ye's shoulder.

"Why are you looking for someone else? If you can do more work, I'll treat you to a drink some other time."

After saying that, he turned around and left without refusing.

The smile on Jiang Ye's face was completely distorted.

I picked up my phone and started complaining like crazy to my girlfriend.

[("Sun Wukong is so annoying" emoticon package)]

[The idiot arranged a job for me again! Doing nothing all day long, you push everything to me and even make me work overtime! Join the nm class! 】

[It’s nice to talk about overtime pay and overtime pay. I’ve been in this company for almost a year and I haven’t seen a single overtime pay! 】

[Sooner or later I will chop him down one day! ! ! 】

[I really don’t know why you are occupying the position of deputy director, why don’t you give it to me! 】

There was no reply from my girlfriend. I don’t know if she was busy or didn’t see her.

Jiang Ye was so angry that he directly made a voice call.

Tens of seconds later, the other end of the phone was connected, and his girlfriend's emotionless voice came through.

"At work, what's going on?"

Jiang Ye's voice slowed down, "It's okay, it's okay, I just miss you, baby."

The girlfriend sighed and said nothing.

Jiang Ye: "Did you see the message I sent you?"

Girlfriend: "No, I've been busy since I went to work in the afternoon, and I don't have time to look at my phone."

Jiang Ye complained directly to her, "Let me tell you, my director..."

After talking for a while, there was no sound from my girlfriend.

Jiang Ye: "Hello? Baby? Are you still here?"

After several seconds, a voice came from the other side.

"Jiang Ye, can you be more mature?"