Treasure Appraisal: I Can See the Future
Chapter 323
Realizing the boss's sinister intentions, the male secretary Xiao Zhu immediately cried and said, "Boss, I only have one pair of pants!"
"It doesn't matter, you wear the boss's pants and the boss wears yours." The lawyer Yi Miao ran to a table and began to take off his pants, without raising his head, saying, "My pants are Armani, hundreds of times more expensive than any other brand pants you have. You don't know how much you have earned from this exchange. What are you still hesitating about? Do you still want to do this high-paying job?"
"Boss, I, I'll take it off!"
Xiao Zhu looked miserable, like a young wife who was forced into prostitution. Thinking of the high-paying job, he could only grit his teeth and take off his pants with tears, secretly swearing: One day, I will rise up and sing like a serf.
"Let's go!"
The lawyer Yi Miao put on his new clothes, immediately wiped his shiny hair with his hands, pulled his tie, and waved his hand with a murderous look on his face.
The charming female secretary Xiao Li hurriedly followed behind him in high heels.
Male secretary Xiao Zhu took two steps subconsciously. When he saw that he was wearing wet pants, he was stunned and gritted his teeth: I will endure it. Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don't bully the poor young man. Sooner or later, I will learn your shamelessness and trample you under my feet.
"Brother-in-law, that annoying guy is here again!"
When she saw the murderous lawyer Yi Miao, the little hot pepper Ming Yueyue immediately covered her nose with her hand and retreated repeatedly with a look of disgust.
Girls love cleanliness and feel disgusted when they think of some things; especially for men who wet their pants, they stay away from them.
Su Qi, Zhang Dapao, and the elites of the criminal police team also covered their noses unconsciously. They couldn't hide their smiles on their faces, and they were so happy in their hearts.
"What happened to the MP5A2 submachine gun? How did it become a plastic product? Zhang Dapao, you stole the evidence. This lawyer is going to sue you."
Yi Miao Dapao was furious and stared at Su Qi with red face, and said: "And Su Qi, you kid, don't be too proud too early; this lawyer will prove that the MP5A2 submachine gun is real, and then you can wait to go to jail."
Su Qi raised his eyebrows and his eyes sank: "If you don't mind wasting time, go ahead and do it!"
Zhang Dapao also straightened his chest and faced the former nemesis of the police station with righteous words, saying confidently: "Our police station is upright, you can sue if you want. We have the video recording of the crime scene and various ballistic 3 detections. There was no shooting there. Others used this 3D The purpose of printing out the MP5A2 simulated submachine gun and faking bullet shooting with some blasting tricks is to scare away Ximen Long's men and enter the iron chain electric net that has been set up. You don't even use your brain to think about it. How could Mr. Su's men who can set up the iron chain electric net make such low-level mistakes as using munitions, and even take the initiative to call the police to find the police. Ximen Long's men are ignorant. It's ridiculous that the first lawyer in Jinling was fooled by such a trick. It's unbelievable. It's hard to live up to the reputation. Some people think that it's just a false reputation! "
"Yeah!"
The captain made a long statement, and many criminal police officers nodded repeatedly. Looking at the face of the lawyer Yi Miao, they were all surprised.
"You, you guys!"
After a little thought, the lawyer Yi Miao, who had already understood a little, immediately realized that he had made a mistake in his judgment at first. He gritted his teeth and said, "Since you know that this is a fake robbery, you still cooperate with this little girl to act and intimidate this lawyer. This is also a crime. I will sue you and your police station."
"You are going to sue for this!"
Su Qi, who couldn't stand it, raised his lips and sneered, "Then I would like to ask you, lawyer Yi Miao, what crime is it to scare people, and what crime can you sue? We were just joking with you. You are so easily frightened that you peed yourself. It's really surprising."
Zhang Dapao also echoed confidently: "Yes, Mr. Su is right. We were just joking with you. Of course, it's easy for you to sue, but what crime is it to scare people? Lawyer Yi Miao, you are well versed in the law, please tell us."
"Yeah!"
The criminal police officers also nodded continuously, as if we were joking. If you want to sue, go ahead. Is it illegal to scare people as a joke?
The lawyer, who is proficient in Chinese law and a leader in the legal community, racked his brains but couldn't come up with an accurate charge. He was immediately a little angry: "You, you guys!"
"What do you mean you? I'm just joking with you. A grown man is so timid!" Little Pepper Ming Yueyue threw a contemptuous look at him, raised her pointed chin and said: "Don't say that I didn't scare you. It seems that it's not illegal to scare someone to death."
"Scare someone to death without paying for it!"
The charming secretary Xiao Li heard it and stared at her boss with resentment: "BossJust now, someone saved your life. You must remember their kindness in the future!"
"You, you guys!"
The extremely angry lawyer Yi Miao, who always bullied others and never bullied him, closed his eyes and began to adjust his breathing and recite self-regulation: "Breathe in, breathe out, calm down, Ding Yi Miao, you must remember that as a lawyer, when you are engaged in verbal disputes with your opponent, the most important thing is not to lose your mind and not let anger blind your mind. Only by angering your opponent and making him lose his mind can you win. Breathe in, breathe out, be a calm and handsome man, use your eloquence and wisdom to fight with them, and never fall into their tricks. "
Su Qi was slightly startled and a little surprised.
After hearing the inhalation and exhalation three times, the lawyer Yi Miao's heartbeat slowed down, his expression gradually calmed down from rage, and the whole person adjusted his emotions at a very fast speed, allowing his mind and body to return to calmness. His strong psychological quality is extremely rare.
"Haha! "
The barrister smiled lightly, raised his hands and brushed his shiny side hair, then pulled his tie, put his hands in his pockets, opened his eyes like a hawk, cold and murderous, raised the corners of his lips and smiled evilly: "I'm sorry, everyone, I was a little out of control just now, I made you laugh. Mr. Su is right, the most important thing for a man is tolerance, and you must not be petty. What's the big deal about peeing in your pants? I'll go back and wash it soon, it's not a big deal. "
"The boss is back!"
The charming secretary's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help throwing a coquettish glance: this man who is shameless in his calmness and self-deprecating without limit, only a shameless person like the boss can have this unique personality charm.
"Uh! "
Seeing the One Second Lawyer's expression change so quickly, Zhang Dapao and the criminal police team members immediately changed their faces: the furious One Second Lawyer just now felt that he could be teased at will, but when this guy changed back to this shameless face, it made everyone unconsciously think of everything that happened in the police station in the past few years, and they couldn't help but tremble in their hearts.
Little Pepper Ming Yueyue mercilessly threw out two words to comment: "Hypocrisy!"
"Miss Yueyue is right. I am indeed hypocritical when I have time. Even I sometimes hate my hypocrisy."
First, he tore off all his face with self-deprecation. The One Second Lawyer, who had no burden, stared at Su Qi, clasped his fists and said admiringly: "Mr. Su, you defeated the four masters of Jinling alone tonight, and fought against twenty masters of Mingjin in a row. In the middle, you also brought your sister-in-law and female apprentice. Your kung fu attainments are simply at the top level. You are definitely not a little bit higher than Ximen Long and others. It is not an exaggeration to say that you are the number one kung fu in China. ”
“Hey, how come this shameless guy compliments Mr. Su? It gives people a feeling of abnormality and conspiracy!”
Zhang Dapao and the elite of the criminal police team, who had been cheated many times, immediately smelled a sense of danger and kept winking at Su Qi.
Su Qi waved his hand, covered his nose and took two steps back, then refused the flattery and said: “There are countless talented people in China, and my kung fu is only at the level of the insignificant, and I am still a long way from the level of the first person. As for defeating them tonight, it was completely because my life was threatened and my potential exploded. I couldn’t control it at all, so I injured them. If it were normal times, I wouldn’t have that kind of kung fu, so you don’t have to flatter me.”
“Mr. Su, don’t be too modest. Your kung fu is obvious to all. I admire people with real kung fu the most. Why are you so modest! ”
Seeing that his opponent was not moved by the flattery, the lawyer cursed the boy secretly for his skills and quickly changed his target: "Miss Yueyue, your brother-in-law took you with him and escaped the siege of the four masters. You know his kung fu best. Mr. Su is definitely a peerless master, ten or eight times better than Ximen Long and others."
Knowing that this guy was trying to trick her, she wanted to refuse, but when she thought of being hugged by her brother-in-law's waist, killing from the air to the ground, and defeating the four masters of Jinling, the little hot pepper Ming Yueyue felt her mind swaying, unconsciously full of pride, and straightened her chest and said: "So what, my brother-in-law's kung fu is not the best in China, anyway, I have never seen anyone with better kung fu than him. If he didn't hold back, none of the four guys could take his move."
Looking at her sister-in-law with eyes full of admiration, Su Qi was speechless: "Little girl, you are just a child, and you say whatever you think when you are provoked. But it is this kind of simple nature that makes people like them, and they don't suspect each other when they are together, and they are especially open. "
"Hehehehehe!"
When he heard the answer he wanted, the lawyer Yi Miao smiled slyly, reached out from his trouser pocket and took out a kidney six and raised it, with a very proud expression on his face: "Originally, Su Qi, this kid, took you and the female apprentice to defeat the four masters of Jinling and the twenty masters of Mingjin, which is enough to prove his kung fuHe is much better than these people. Now with what you said, Miss Yueyue, I am more convinced that Su Qi's kung fu is superb and can be used freely. He is not at the same level as Ximen and others. However, Su Qi, you hurt them like that, which is considered as intentional injury. According to the injuries of my four defense lawyers, Su Qi, you intentionally caused disability, the situation is extremely serious, and it involves serious crimes. You can't run away and wait for jail. Hahaha!"
"This, this guy is so despicable. I was wondering why he complimented Mr. Su just now. It turned out that he was waiting here."
Zhang Dapao and the criminal police heard it and gritted their teeth, but they were helpless.
"You, despicable and shameless!"
When the shameless man heard the recording of her words and turned around to deal with her brother-in-law, Xiao Lajiao Ming Yueyue was immediately furious, and felt very sorry for her brother-in-law. She immediately rushed over to teach this guy a lesson.
"Yueyue, don't be impulsive! "
Su Qi grabbed the furious sister-in-law, and her eyes became dark and deep: I felt that it was time for this rat shit to be out of the pot.
"Why do you want to steal the evidence? That's aggravating the crime. But it's okay even if I let you take it, because I have sent it out... Ouch, I'll settle the score with you later."
His fingers quickly clicked send, and the lawyer was smug in a second. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his lower abdomen, as if he was frightened just now, not only urinary incontinence, but also large stool could not be controlled. He frowned and snorted coldly, and waved his hand to help the female secretary go to the toilet.
Watching the two people go out, taking advantage of the gap when the brother-in-law let go, the little hot pepper Ming Yueyue rushed out and disappeared in the office in the blink of an eye.
"This little girl! "
Guessing what his sister-in-law might do, Su Qi smiled bitterly, grabbed a piece of paper and a pen, and quickly wrote a line of words and handed it to Zhang Dapao. Then he pointed at the office where the lawyer was scared to death, whispered a few words, and turned to leave.
Holding the paper, thinking of Mr. Su's whisper just now, Zhang Dapao was skeptical for a while, but still couldn't suppress his excitement. He gritted his teeth and smiled: "Brothers, our chance for revenge may have come."
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