Treasure Appraisal: I Can See the Future

"You annoying guy, I'll beat you to death today for letting you keep quibbling and framing my brother-in-law!"

Little hot pepper Ming Yueyue followed all the way, and when she saw that there was no one, she immediately rushed forward with her white fist raised.

"Pah!"

Before the sister-in-law rushed over, Su Qi suddenly blocked the way in front, grabbed the sister-in-law, and frowned slightly: "Yueyue has told you so many times that girls can't be so violent, why can't you remember it."

And taking advantage of this gap, the lawyer and the female secretary Xiao Li had already entered the toilet before they noticed the two of them.

Little hot pepper Ming Yueyue pouted, stamped her feet and struggled, "Brother-in-law, let me go. This guy is so despicable and shameless. He keeps trying to frame you. I feel uncomfortable if I don't teach him a lesson!"

"Leave the fighting to men!"

Giving her sister-in-law a cold look, Su Qi turned around and said, "Just be a beautiful girl!"

"Brother-in-law, you are great!"

Little hot pepper Ming Yueyue was startled, and then she understood. She immediately shouted excitedly, but when she thought that the shouting was too loud and might affect others, she immediately shrank her neck, covered her mouth with her hands, and looked around with her big eyes. No one was around, so he clenched his fist and said, "Beat that guy to death!"

...

"The sun sets in the west, and the wild geese fly down. I'm fishing and returning home. Hush, hush, hush..."

Thinking of the swagger just now, and replaying the scene of peeing in his pants a little bit, the lawyer Yi Miao was very happy, humming the school song of his youth, and whistling playfully and happily from time to time, which was quite proud: "A bunch of reckless men dare to fight with this lawyer. What kind of society is it now? A legal society! No matter how good your kung fu is, if you dare to hit me, I will sue you to jail for life."

Pah!

Just when he was feeling proud, suddenly all the lights in the toilet went out, and the whole toilet fell into darkness, and it was almost pitch dark.

"Who, who is playing tricks!"

Lawyer Yi Miao, who has always been very cautious, changed his face, and thought of the assistant outside, and immediately shouted: "Xiao Li, Xiao Li, what's going on... Ouch!"

But before he finished speaking, a fist suddenly hit his chin, and Lawyer Yi Miao staggered and sat in the urinal, screaming.

"Who hit me, who hit me!"

Struggling to get up from the urinal, Lawyer Yi Miao was shocked and angry, and said angrily: "Su Qi, it's you, right? Don't play tricks, I know it's you. You are a top master, but you plotted against an ordinary person like me. What kind of hero are you?"

Bang!

Su Qi punched him and grabbed the collar of the lawyer Yi Miao, like an eagle grabbing a chick, and sighed: "Heroes should be bound by morality and should be bullied by you despicable and shameless guys, right? What's more, I never consider myself a hero, because if someone respects me, I will respect him. If you don't pay attention to me, I won't pay attention to you. If you are aggressive to me, I will return a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, and kill you to the death."

"You, what do you want to do!"

Hearing the word "kill to the death", with a chill that penetrated into the bone marrow, the hair of the lawyer Yi Miao stood up, but the lawyer Yi Miao was not an ordinary person after all. He grinned to ease the pain and still shouted: "I warn you, don't mess around. The matter between you and Ximen Long can be big or small, and I can also not pursue your fault for seriously injuring them, but now in the police station, beating and threatening lawyers is a crime in this case. You are such a wicked man. If you don't stop, I will definitely send you to jail."

He kneeled over and grabbed the shiny 3:7 split hair of the lawyer in a second and rubbed it vigorously. Su Qi's eyes sank, but he chuckled: "You still dare to threaten me now. You have a strong psychological quality, but it's useless. I'm really curious, what's wrong with your brain? They were the ones who demolished my building, and I injured them in self-defense. But when it comes to you, it not only becomes a case within a case, but you also want to sue me and put me in jail. If all lawyers are like you, will ordinary people have a way to survive."

"Oh!"

With one hand covering his stomach and the other hand protecting his hair, the lawyer in a second had his facial features distorted to the extreme because his knee hit his internal organs together, but he still tried his best to refute: "So what, as long as they can afford it, this lawyer will defend them as well."

Bang!

Su Qi couldn't help but kneed him again, snorting coldly: "You charge 366 yuan for one second. The monthly salary of ordinary people is not enough to buy a few seconds of your time. How can they afford a lawyer like you? You are just talking nonsense."

"Ugh!"

The lawyer who fell to the ground with his hands covering his abdomen curled up and gritted his teeth and said: "It's their own fault. This lawyer is fighting for it with his professional wisdom. I am not stealing or robbing, which is a hindrance to you. I warn you, the harder you hit me now, the more you will suffer in the future in the court.I will sue you in court, and I will sue you to the point of bankruptcy and jail. If you don't believe me, just try it. "

"Now that you say that, I'm really scared!"

Su Qi sighed, clasped his hands and leaned forward and said, "Okay, after being scared by you, I admit that I'm a little afraid to hit you."

"Well, is this kid really scared? He looks extremely conceited and can't be threatened so easily."

The lawyer was stunned when he heard it for a second, and then he felt his ankles being held by two big hands, his body being lifted up and down, and he felt that he was constantly approaching the squat toilet. He was shocked and said, "You, you, Su Qi, what on earth do you want to do? I warn you not to mess around."

"Don't worry, I won't mess around and won't hit you again!"

Su Qi grinned and sighed helplessly, "I was really scared when I heard your threat just now, so I promise not to hit you. But I'm still angry, so I can only let you stay here for a while."

Feeling his head getting closer and closer to the toilet, Lawyer Yi Miao felt a chill and said quickly: "Don't, don't, Su Qi, please talk it over. Don't be so cruel, please. Just hit me. Don't do that."

"You said you don't want to hit me, and you hit me if you say you want to hit me. If I listen to you in everything, I will lose face. Don't talk, lest something rushes in later. Don't blame me for not reminding you."

Lawyer Yi Miao inserted it into the toilet with his tailbone point, and Su Qi flashed and left the toilet in an instant.

"Uh! "

Lawyer Yi Miao put his feet on the wall and put his head into the squat toilet. He felt an indescribable smell rushing into his nostrils. His stomach was filled with acid and his intestines searched for a while. He couldn't help but vomit.

Splash!

At this time, the water was flushing from above, and a pile of yellow and white filth flowed down, which immediately poured all over Lawyer Yi Miao's head and face. Some of it even went into his mouth. Lawyer Yi Miao felt nauseous again and vomited again.

This scene was too beautiful to describe!

Lawyer Yi Miao only lasted less than ten seconds, and couldn't help but scream for help. However, just after a few screams, the water from the upper peak surged down again.

Pop!

Not long after Su Qi left, the lights came back on. Then two police officers came to the toilet and found Lawyer Yi Miao in the squat toilet.

"Hey, there's a person in the pit!"

"Damn, isn't this Lawyer Yi Miao? Why is he washing his hair in the squat toilet? ”

“It’s not a hair wash. Didn’t you see that Lawyer Yi Miao blocked the squat toilet? Although the water was washed away, all the shit was left behind.”

“So, Lawyer Yi Miao has become a shit collector!”

Lawyer Yi Miao’s shouting attracted police officers nearby. When they saw the pig’s feet in the squat toilet, they immediately covered their mouths to hold back their laughter and made jokes.

After all, Lawyer Yi Miao has been showing off in the police station for many years. These police officers have been tricked by him more or less. Now they are so happy to see him collecting shit in the squat toilet.

“You, what are you looking at? Save me quickly, save me!”

Hearing the endless voices but no one helping, Lawyer Yi Miao was immediately angry: “You are the people’s police, how can you die without saving me? Save me quickly, otherwise I will sue you immediately after I get out.”

“As a people’s police, we will definitely take action when we encounter such a situation, but we have been tricked by you too much. ”

“Yes, yes, who knows if this is a trap you set yourself, waiting to trick us.”

“Don’t waste your words on him, he will be punished for his evil deeds, this kind of person should be made to eat shit! No matter who did it, I will applaud!”

“Quick, everyone take pictures and leave quickly, anyway, he has his head stuck in the squat toilet and can’t see who we are.”

For a moment, seeing that the lawyer Yi Miao was just collecting shit and was not in danger of life, everyone was afraid of being caught, so they immediately took a lot of photos and left.

“You, you guys, I will sue you when I get out... Uh!”

After opening his mouth and being caught again, the lawyer Yi Miao was almost collapsed, but he was quick-witted and immediately thought of the next rescue: “Xiao Li, Xiao Li, what the hell are you still doing outside, come in and save me... Uh! "

Xiao Li, the seductive secretary who had just resumed her movements, was also running around like an ant on a hot pot: "Boss, I don't know why I couldn't move just now, and I just resumed my movements now. Boss, what's wrong with you? This is the men's toilet, I can't get in!"

Yi Miao Barrister almost exploded when he heard this: "My head is stuck in the squat toilet, why do you care about the men's and women's toilets, pull me out quickly!"

"Ah, boss, you, you!"

Xiao Li, the seductive secretary, went in and covered her nose with one hand, and hurriedly said: "Boss, I am too weak to pull you out, what should I do, what should I do?? "

"It's true that big breasts mean no brains!"

Lawyer Yi Miao wanted to cry but had no tears. He endured the shit on his mouth and roared, "Are you a pig? Find someone, go and call Xiao Zhu!"

The charming female secretary Xiao Li reacted and rushed out in a hurry, shouting anxiously, "Xiao Zhu, Xiao Zhu, come and save the boss, the boss's head is stuck in the squat toilet!"

The male secretary Xiao Zhu, who had just changed his wet pants and was a little embarrassed to see people, saw that he finally had a place to use his skills. He rushed to the boss who had turned into a collection of shit. He was stunned for a moment and said, "Boss, don't be afraid, Xiao Zhu is here to save you!"

There is strength in numbers. The male and female secretaries worked together to pull the lawyer Yi Miao out of the pit in an instant.

Looking at the boss's face full of shit, the two of them unconsciously covered their noses and retreated.

"You think I stink? Why didn't you think I stink when you took my money! "

The blood and qi in the head and feet rushed backwards, and the Guiwei acupoint immediately returned to normal. Lawyer Yi Miao also resumed his actions. After a stumble, he jumped up, cursed at his two subordinates, and rushed under the faucet to start washing.

Although he was washed, there was still an lingering stench on his body. Lawyer Yi Miao didn't care about it. He rushed out of the toilet with murderous intent, looking for the culprit, tooth for tooth, blood for blood.

As soon as they entered the office area, everyone in the police station stepped back without covering their noses, looking at Lawyer Yi Miao with wet hair, with a smile that they couldn't help but point and point.

"Su Qi, you are a villain who hides your head and shows your tail. Come out to me, I will sue you until you are bankrupt and spend the rest of your life in prison! "

The extremely angry lawyer Yi Miao roared all the way and rushed towards Su Qi with murderous intent.

However, Su Qi raised the corner of her lips slightly and pulled her sister-in-law back all the way. She really couldn't avoid the lawyer Yi Miao at this moment.

The lawyer Yi Miao was angry and rushed over and said: "Su Qi, don't run, if you have the guts, don't run!"

"You are so smelly, who would not run when they meet you!"

Two elite criminal police team members covered their noses and stood in front of the lawyer Yi Miao. One of them held an arrest warrant: "Ding Yi Miao, Mr. Su reported that you were hiding drugs and taking drugs. Just now, we tested your urine positive from the pool of urine you left in the office. We also found 10 grams of drugs in your villa No. 1896 in the IKEA villa area. Now you are arrested, and everything you say will be used as evidence in court. "

"What! "

Ding froze in place as if struck by lightning, then sat down on the ground, looking at Su Qi in horror, a little bit unbelievable: Even if urine tests can be used to catch mice, the drugs in the villa area are hidden so secretly, and Mr. Zhuang provided them, outsiders have no idea, how could this guy know the news. But no matter what the process is, now that he has been accused of taking and hiding drugs, with his virtue of harming the Jinling Police Station for many years, he is almost finished now.