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Therefore, Huimeijiang imitated Mo Yi in her memory, smiled evilly, and said:

"I am still very patient with stupid Shi-chan. Tell me your questions!"

"I will answer your questions mercifully. After all, we will spend a lifetime together in the future!"

Mo Yi: "..."

I always feel that you, the female hero, are the villain, and I, the former devil, am the persecuted decent person.

"First of all, why is the name of your cafe called 'Meet at 98'? This is obviously the song I used to put you to sleep and sing to you?"

Mo Yi looked at Yusa Emi, whose face suddenly turned red, with eyes that already knew everything, and said:

"There is only one truth, and that is that you have always admired me, Master-chan. Everything you are doing now is just to vent to me how much you miss me!"

"Yes, this kind of behavior is usually called coquettishness!"

"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!"

After being exposed, Yusa Emi's face turned red instantly, and with white steam coming out, she roared in denial:

"You Hundan, don't think of yourself as so important! Who are you to me? Why am I acting like a baby to you?"

"Damn it (〃＞Van＜), you are just a demon god who is about to be defeated by this brave man. Don't be too arrogant."

Mo Yi: "..."

Is this the so-called thousand-year-old tsundere?

Who can you deceive with your classic set of three consecutive denials and the tired blushing face?

"hehe--"

Emi-chan was so angry that she laughed, obviously trying to hide it, and asked pretending to be strong:

"Is this your last question, Shi-chan?"

"no--"

Mo Yi ignored the threat in the other party's words and asked instead:

"Actually, the most important question is, did you learn your previous lines and actions from a book called "Two or Three Things the Heroine and the Demon God Have to Say" written by Master Yakumo?"

"How did you know?"

Yusa Emi said naturally.

"No, I don't know what the hell Master Yakumo's "Two or Three Things the Heroine and the Demon God Have to Say" is about? I never read the book? That's not right, I don't know what the hell the book is? "

Emi-chan was like a girl whose parents found a notebook hidden under the bed. She blushed and explained:

"Mo Yi, please stop slandering me. I'm really going to be angry. When the time comes, I won't even be able to control myself. If something terrible happens, I can only blame you for talking nonsense!"

Mo Yi: "..."

There are two or three things that the female warrior and the devil have to say. You can say such a difficult name in one breath, but you still haven't said it yet?

It seems that you are going to fight to the death, Emi-chan!

"Then Emi-chan, can you explain what this book called "Two or Three Things the Heroine and the Demon God Have to Say" that is in this room that I found from under the pillow is?"

Mo Yi, who ignored the other party's threats and power, smiled indifferently, took out a book with Master Yakumo's name printed on it from his back and looked like it had been well read, and said to Yusa Emi:

"This is clearly a plagiarism of the plot in which the female hero in order to save the overly kind devil and let him face the cruel reality imprisoned him in the basement, fed and had sex with him!"

"What else do you have to explain now, Emi-chan?"

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"Ah! How can you look through the girls' rooms at will, you pervert-chan!"

Yusa Emi watched Mo Yi accurately open the book, revealing the page depicting the plot of the female warrior punishing the kind-hearted Demon God with her feet, and she collapsed and shouted:

"I don't know why I have something like this under my pillow!"

After saying that, he burst out with a Saiyan-like movement speed, snatched the notebook from Mo Yi's hand, and stuffed it into his skirt. After a while, he calmed down and explained forcefully:

"This should be something Rafael left behind when he rested here last time. I turned around and gave it back to her."

Mo Yi: "..."

But there is still your signature on the title page of the book. How much do you like this book, and how afraid are you of losing it, that you would write your name on the book?

Since you like this subject so much, should I make a sequel, or even a female warrior series, as a gift after a thousand years of separation?

But forget it, even if her name is in his book, the other party will still deny this fact with all kinds of weird reasons.

After all, girls will only reason with you when they are reasonable. "

"Actually, it's not a big deal for girls to read the book. After all, they still need to master the necessary knowledge and postures."

Mo Yi saw that the other party was about to explode and kill people, then he showed an understanding look, nodded and said:

"Well, learning makes people happy, and reading books can help you avoid others taking advantage of your knowledge blind spots to deceive you. More importantly, happiness ♂o(*￣▽￣*)o requires this necessary knowledge. Any man Children will not be excited about a girl who looks like a salted fish on the wedding night."

"This is a more terrible shortcoming than being ugly. After all, being ugly can be overcome by turning off the lights, but being illiterate cannot be saved, unless your future husband has extraordinary physical strength and is also I like the strange attribute of being passive."

"To sum up, there is nothing wrong with girls reading books. It is something that should be encouraged and supported."

"Well, Master Yakumo's works are very good. They have strong visuals and storytelling, and are both entertaining and educational. They do not forget to convey to every reader that everyone has the right to pursue a happy life. Such positive thoughts.”

After Yusa Emi put away her favorite collection of notebooks, she wanted to pretend that nothing had happened and continue the female warrior's journey to defeat the evil demon.

He never expected that Mo Yi, a soulless person, would act like an enlightened elder in front of him and say such embarrassing words to him in a Shijiang tone.

The plan to let her pretend that what just happened didn't exist went bankrupt.

"Baga, heitai, no road race!"

She was so ashamed that she directly shouted out the classic lines of the female warrior in the book and said:

"I told you that this book is not mine, and I don't know what it is!"

"If you tell me about the book again, I will immediately go out and buy ten portions of abnormally spicy mapo tofu and boiled fish and pour them into your stomach!"

"Did you hear that, Hundan!"

Mo Yi: "..."