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"You can slowly tell me your thoughts and I will give you some advice."

"No matter how bad your writing is, I will use some special methods to help you in Yakumo's house, for example - shocking, why the diligent Master Yakumo wastes his time and forgets to eat, doesn't even draw in the notebook, just writes Until dawn? Why do all the employees of Yakumo House arrive late and leave early, with their bodies hollowed out? Why did all the parents in District 11, men remain silent and women shed tears after seeing it? Is this a distortion of human nature or morality? Lost? To predict what will happen next, please read Teacher Xia Shizi’s new work "White Album 2"!"

After Mo Yi told a joke seriously, he said confidently:

"As long as you go through such publicity, I guarantee you can become a god with one book!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "···"

It is true that one book can be conferred upon a god, but it is probably because it has the lowest negative review rate.

Others thought it was an eighteen-forbidden novel that even Master Yakumo had read, so they bought it with great expectations and found out that it was actually a piece of shit like Bai Xue Wei Yao. It would be strange if those people in the Yakumo House didn't explode.

The other party can't find you, Master Yakumo, so why can't they find me, a beautiful girl writer who has held a book signing event?

Moreover, after you helped promote my novel at Yakumo House last time, others said that I was unspoken by Master Yakumo. Otherwise, how could Master Yakumo promote other people's works at Yakumo House for the first time? This opportunity is for you, a newly debuted female high school student with no reputation.

Chapter 135: The Fall of the Literary Girl

Because my first batch of readers were the friends of Yakumo who were taken over by Master Yakumo, even though my novel had no overly descriptive content at all, it was just a normal campus romance novel.

But those friends of Yakumo who choose to stay can always make dirt out of perfectly normal sentences, such as a sentence in Kasumigaoka Shiha's article——

‘Even so, every time I think of your sweet smile, my heart is filled with happiness, and my first passion for this boring life is rekindled.’ This is a normal statement in youth literature.

In the eyes of Yakumo's friends, it will be interpreted as "Even so, every time I think of your sweet smile, my heart is full of sexual happiness, and my initial passion for the boring life is ignited." Chicken love'.

Almost the entire book had flaws and was discussed over and over again in the Yakumo House, and it even formed a colorful joke that was popular among young men and women.

Some people even joked that if you want to know whether your girlfriend is suitable for you, then buy your girlfriend a copy of "Love Sex Device". Just observe her reaction when reading the book, and you will know whether she is a female slut.

In this way, Kasumigaoka Shiu's debut novel went from being a blockbuster to becoming the top newcomer last year and early this year.

Those who are jealous are naturally more rhythmic, saying that the other party is just because of the dirty PY of Master Yakumo, or that the other party is just a new generation of 18-ban novelist disguised as a youth romance novel writer. He is simply Yakumo. The master drove a nail into the traditional literary world and attempted to corrupt the entire literary world.

Therefore, Teacher Dirty Shizi was not changed by Mo Yi, but was a joke circulated by Yakumo's family. It was a nickname given as revenge for Bai Xue's stomach medicine to treat them and make them quiet for a period of time.

And because of this extremely crooked rumor, countless young men and women who were in turmoil secretly bought a copy of "Metronome of Love" and embarked on the road of electroshock therapy.

Of course they were unhappy after being treated, but they also wanted more people to be treated, and then they followed suit. Teacher Shiko's masterpiece is indeed a masterpiece that even Master Yakumo is willing to be inferior to!

As a result, more and more coquettish young men and women are treated by Bai Xue, and then they take revenge on society, creating a virtuous circle that gets bigger and bigger.

It is worth mentioning that Kasumigaoka Shiu's "Metronome of Love" is also the orthodox literature that has been re-created the most by fans in recent years, although most of it was released in the fan area of ​​Yakumo House.

Because the laws of this world are extremely perfect, Kasumigaoka Shiu's fan income has exceeded the royalties from the release of the novel last month.

Yakumo's friends call him "Little Yakumo" Shiko's teacher. His first work created a modern hazy 18-ban novel. He has no resume of Yakumo House for more than five years, or a book written by Yakumo. The Yakumo Dictionary passed down from generation to generation by friends is a magical novel that you cannot understand at all. Opening the dictionary and not using the dictionary are two very different novels.

He is simply a genius that has not appeared in hundreds of years among novelists banned under the Eighteen Eighteen Bans.

Publishing houses and publishers don’t care what your novel is about, it just needs to be popular!

Therefore, with the help of these capitalists, Mr. Zhen Shizi is a new generation of novelists who can carry out eighteen banned novels. He can depict both the all-age version and the adult version of a centuries-old ghost in one novel. Such a name has been secretly Sit down.

At first, Kasumigaoka Shiyu refused, and was even a little confused.

Facing the questions from book friends, she not only doubted, was this really what she had written? How come I don't know?

So, in order to understand the truth, she downloaded a copy of "Love Sex Device" that had been translated by Yakumo Dictionary from Yakumo House and read it. In the end, even she almost believed it. This was the original work. It turned out that she It’s a genius that hasn’t appeared in a hundred years... How strange!

Why does this happen?

I originally just wanted to write a novel and be a quiet literary girl, but you actually want to press me every step of the way!

In order to get rid of his reputation as a dirty poet, Kasumigaoka Shiha tried his best to avoid sentences with profound connotations that would be transformed into the unique culture of the Yakumo House in subsequent writings.

I would like to ask, how can girls resist the rhythm of driving by an experienced driver?

The answer is of course to become a female Si Ji with better driving skills. She can drive faster than them all and can turn better than them all. Naturally, she won't be afraid of others driving.

The smart Kasumigaoka Shiu naturally understood this truth. After studying day and night at Yakumo House, she became a highly skilled female siki, easily avoiding all minefields.

However, she was still too naive.

She is just a female Siki, and she has no power to fight back against the thousands of veterans of the Yakumo House.

Can’t use the previous memes?

It doesn’t matter, we will continue to develop new memes!

As a result, the result was completely opposite to Kasumigaoka Shiyu's original intention. Instead of getting rid of the title of dirty poet, she carried this title forward.

Nowadays, if you randomly ask a young student, do you know Xia Shizi? Maybe no one knows.

But if I ask, do you know Teacher Zhen Shizi?

About nine more said they knew each other, and one pretended not to know them.

Teacher Dirty Shizi, after all, has taken over most of the sources of memes this year.

Regarding this matter, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was very desperate at first, but later she got used to it helplessly. However, she still often complained about Mo Yi because of this matter. If it weren't for him, she would not be famous in this way. .

At first, she was worried that this incident would affect her life. After all, it was such an embarrassing way to become famous.

However, after discovering that nothing happened that I had been worried about, I guessed that someone had helped me solve these troubles.

After insinuating things, it was easy to figure out that it was Mo Yi who did the good deeds.

After knowing that he had done bad things with good intentions, Mo Yi naturally found a way to remedy the situation. He used the real world and the secret to help Shi Yu cast a spell to prevent him from getting into trouble because of his identity as Shi Zi.

That's right, under Mo Yi's magic, ordinary people would not associate Kasumigaoka Shiyu with Dirty Shizi. If she could be targeted, various things like "The God of Death is Coming" would happen, but that's not the case. It would kill someone, and at most it would be physical amnesia caused by being hit by a flower pot high in the sky, and he would forget to trouble Kasumigaoka Shiu.

Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't help but laugh——

People’s ability to adapt is still strong!

At first, I found it difficult to accept the strange title of dirty poet, but now I have become accustomed to it.

The combination of Shizi Zi and Master Yakumo seems to be quite good.

Chapter 136: See you on the rooftop at noon, classmate Mo Yi

"But hasn't the pen name of Zhen Shizi already made him a god in one book?"

When hearing Mo Yi's promise that he could become a god with just one book, Kasumigaoka Shiyu complained:

"Furthermore, after you used the same trick on Yakumo House last time, how could you fall for it a second time?"