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Ophis, I am very disappointed in you. You have no perseverance or persistence at all. If you continue like this, you will become a good-for-nothing hamster who can look ugly just by drinking the fat house happy water!

Grandpa Mo Yi shook his head to stop himself from thinking about the two world-class problems of "Is there WiFi, and it costs 50 cents for WiFi?" and "Is the carrot spicy or not?" Then he stood up and went to the bathroom to wash himself. Take a shower and change into some cool clothes.

As a real leading actor, the most important thing is not when he appears, but when he appears, he is sufficiently vaporous.

As the saying goes, whether you can fight or not depends on the version, but being handsome is a lifelong matter!

Moreover, I have to meet my mother-in-law later, how can I clean up properly?

After all, half of my master's ass, little black sauce, still needs the efforts of the shredded rake and my mother-in-law to catch it.

Ahem——

That's right, Boss Mo Yi doesn't know what a meaningless script like 'Shocked, Lonely Mother-in-Law Falls in Love with Me' is.

————————The protagonist group is preparing to brush the dividing line of the instance boss——————

"How do we get up there?"

The people who gathered together finally arrived at the foot of the Sky Garden. The Sky Garden seen from a close distance was far more shocking than when viewed from a distance.

It is said to be a garden, but it is actually an aerial fortress with a radius of thousands of miles. The black technology of ancient people is indeed beyond the imagination of modern people.

However, it is understandable. The Great Wall and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, which became one of the seven wonders of the world, have already been implemented as artificial satellite belts of the earth. So the Hanging Gardens of Babylon are a flying aerial battleship, which seems to be nothing. Something incomprehensible.

For a moment, everyone didn't know how to board the hanging garden that was still floating in the air. Although the other party did not launch another light cannon bombardment against them like before, it was not certain that the other party was because of Miss Sesshin's cliff sword. If it was damaged and couldn't fire, it might just be a trick to deceive the enemy. When they got close, they might suddenly bombard them with artillery.

It is also possible that they were specially allowed to enter the hanging garden and then have a good show of catching turtles in an urn.

Just as they thought, Empress Semiramis was watching their every move from the throne, and was also thinking about whether to bomb them with light cannons.

But it can be thought that the opponent did not know how to use the light cannon to attack before. If the next attack is still blocked by the opponent using the same method, wouldn't it be a waste of a lot of magic power?

Excessive consumption of magic power will lead to insufficient magic power in the sky garden, and many defensive spells will not function properly. It is better to wait for them to enter the sky garden, and then use the spells and mechanisms in the sky garden to deal with them. The efficiency will be higher than Pure magic bombing is much higher.

Of course, there is also the risk of the opponent breaking through the defense and breaking through the sky garden.

"It doesn't matter--"

When everyone was discussing how to break in, Illya took out a stack of cards given to her by Mo Yi, and based on her memory impressions, found some prop cards that were suitable for this moment, and said:

"I have a prop card here called 'Group Teleportation' and 'Group Defense Cover'. We will teleport directly into it later. With the addition of the 'Group Defense Cover' prop card, we won't be afraid of being in crisis just by teleporting. "

Seeing Illya taking out thousands of cards from a different dimension pocket and looking through them, Xue Miao and others were filled with envy. There were so many cards.

Xuemiao is mainly envious because of the situation that others have but he does not have.

Miss Tohsaka Rin looked at Illya looking through it in distress, and thought about how much money could be sold for so many cards!

I'm afraid that the total assets of the Tohsaka family are not worth the combined value of the cards in the opponent's hand——

Big dog owners are the most annoying thing!

I also want to have this kind of happiness and worry——

Jealousy makes me separated! !

The only person who didn't feel anything was probably the purple-haired passerby heroine who had no sense of existence, was valuable in the round, and didn't even meet a single follower monster.

Of course, she would not tell her sister, who was performing Yanyi, that she had a black card with unlimited overdraft given to her by Senior Mo Yi.

Because Xiaoying always comes over to help with housework, cooking, and often brings ingredients to the door, so Grandpa Mo Yi gave her a black card. When she buys ingredients or other daily necessities, she can just swipe the card. .

Although Sakura, who inherited the Matou family's inheritance, is very rich, how could Grandpa Mo Yi, a man with a lot of moral integrity, do things that always make him suffer when he sees her?

Although the Matong family will belong to Grandpa Mo Yi sooner or later, the formal work must be done enough. This is not just a matter of whether to suffer a loss, but a manifestation of respect for the other party.

As the so-called true strategy master shows his divine operation and master-like wisdom from the ordinary details of life, relying solely on heroes to save beauties will no longer work in this realistic world, unless you are handsome and rich. Otherwise, a hero who saves a beauty will only get "a little girl who has nothing to repay and can only be a slave and a maid in the next life".

Chapter 327: Jin Shining, you were beaten by a primary school student

"The key that hides the power of darkness, please show your true power in front of me. Illya, who made the promise with you, orders you to lift the seal——"

Illya threw up the two prop cards in her hand, and then tapped the overlapping cards with the ruby ​​wand (imitation) in her hand. Every gesture revealed the word "carefulness", and it also combined with her appearance and height. Characteristics, slightly adapted, making it more adorable countless times.

Even Sakura Kinomoto, the first-generation Moe King, would be shocked when she saw it. She cried out that the waves behind the Yangtze River pushed the waves ahead, and the waves in front died on the beach. Time is not forgiving!

I leave the responsibility of being the cute king to you, magical girl Illya!

Hum o(*￣︶￣*)o——

In order to defeat the world's cutest aunt Theresa, how could it be possible without using up more new skills?

The audience in the audience can only see the brilliance of others on the stage, but they don’t know how many times the dancers have worked hard off the stage. And Illya has worked silently for countless nights in order to achieve the cutest effect in the world. .

Of course, this has also become Grandpa Mo Yi's favorite relaxing moment to watch when he and Ilia are whispering in the room and tutoring each other in homework. After all, the magical girl's transformation is all coded by the Holy Light or assisted by the Dark Priest. , taking the kidneys will only lead to death, but taking the heart will last forever.

Since she had practiced it as a natural reaction, Illya naturally used the item card in this process.

In an instant, everyone was fascinated by Illya's magical girl spell——

Shredded Rake: Long live my daughter!

Snow Meow: I’m not as good as her!

Hero Emiya: It's shameful to act cute, but please let go of my sister!

Miss Tohsaka Rin: I finally understand that the other party can get it. Illya, you, a shameful older loli, how many times have you practiced before you are so proficient? !

Purple-haired passerby heroine Sakura: Don’t panic, hold on, we are on different paths, the other person is only 1.2 meters tall!

Medea: Oops, it’s a heart-pounding feeling. It seems that I have a new collection of figures, Kouga.

After releasing the prop card, a burst of light shone on everyone, turning into a close-fitting light film. It didn't look very reliable, but it was unexpectedly warm and felt like a sense of security being touched.

After the group defense shield takes effect, the group teleportation technique takes effect, and everyone instantly turns into a ray of light and flies to the sky garden.

When they opened their eyes, they were in a luxurious and dark hall.

"Is this the inside of the Sky Garden?"

Hero Wei Gong sighed:

"It's so spectacular! It doesn't look like an aerial battleship at all."

At this moment, two voices came at the same time——

Miss Tohsaka Rin swallowed her saliva and muttered: