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You evaluate me, why do you want to step on me? Isn't my body your body?

——————The dividing line of going home——————

"By the way, why does Illya insist on me going back together?"

Grandpa Mo Yi, who turned into Qiupi again, lying on top of Illya's head unmotivated, complained;

"It's not like you haven't seen how sad Tamamo-chan cried when I left."

Although it was obviously not far from the door of his house, just two steps away, Grandpa Mo Yi's mind automatically showed that half a minute ago, Xiao Tamamo was biting her handkerchief, with tears in her eyes, and saw him off at the door of Meiyou's house. look like.

"Sending her husband off to work with a smile on her face and the gentlest and warmest smile is also a necessary practice for a good wife."

"Although Tamamo, I'm still feeling very uncomfortable, as if my heart is about to feel empty, but master, don't worry, I will be here waiting for you to come back, and then welcome you back with the brightest smile."

"Woo woo (┭┮﹏┭┮)"

Seeing this, looking at Xiao Yuzao who was leaning on the door and crying, Grandpa Mo Yi didn't know how to spit out his old words!

When did our relationship become so close? Isn’t it a master-servant relationship?

If "Little Apple" is played as background music at this time, it would be perfect.

"It's not all your fault!"

Dissatisfied, Illya took off Grandpa Mo Yi from his head and counterattacked:

"Who made you realize that you came to live in my house at first, and now Sierra is looking for you everywhere, thinking you have gone away."

"I said at first that I was going to Meiyou's house to borrow some tutoring books and that I would be back soon. But it's so late. If I go back like this, Sera will definitely look at me with reproachful eyes."

Grandpa Mo Yi, who probably understood, complained speechlessly:

"So you just want to give me to Sera as a gift to make her happy?"

"Where is it?"

Ilia, whose true intentions were exposed mercilessly by Grandpa Mo Yi, turned around and muttered:

"My home is your home. Dabai, you can't reverse priorities. How can anyone always hang out in other people's homes!"

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

This is clearly a sign of guilty conscience, and since when did the Emiya family become my home?

Um, that's not right, the Emiya family in another world is my real home.

However, if Illya in this world still has love for him, then it can indeed be considered his home.

Hey, I seem to have discovered something extraordinary.

So, Mo Yi jumped on Illya's shoulder, rubbed her face, and said seriously:

"Ilya, you are still too young. How about we discuss this issue again in a few years?"

"I'm not a lolita fan. The person I like just happens to be a lolita."

"Eh--"

Illya said with some confusion:

"Dabai, you are saying something unintelligible again."

"Ha ha--"

Xiao Hei hugged Grandpa Mo Yi and sneered:

"Of course you don't understand, Ilya. After all, you are still a child who likes to watch horses burn monkey wine."

"Woo——"

Illya was unhappy when she found out that Dabai had been robbed, especially because Xiao Hei was the one who robbed her things.

"Hurry up and return Dabai to me. I am Dabai's owner."

"Furthermore, can the Mashao Monkey Wine be called a child's business? A guy like Xiao Hei who has no innocent heart will naturally not be able to feel the precious love and faith that Mashao Monkey Wine has passed down to us. thing."

Xiao Hei took the first step and hugged Grandpa Mo Yi, avoiding Ilia's reaching out and mockingly said:

"At the end of the day, it's still a kid's thing."

"Adults' time is very complicated, and a fool like Illya certainly doesn't understand it."

"Things like love and faith are just things used to fool children."

Seeing that she was about to arrive at the door of her house, Illya couldn't help but transform into a horse and burn the monkey wine to snatch back Grandpa Mo Yi. She could only puff her face and retort:

"Love and faith are obviously very precious things, how could they be something that deceives children."

"It's Xiao Hei, your thoughts are too dark."

Xiaohei: "Hey, kid."

Illya: "..."

Obviously, in terms of the ability to talk, Illya can't stand up to Xiao Hei, who has been trapped in Illya's body for more than ten years, unable to do anything and can only think about life and philosophy secretly.

"no--"

Illya, who had already put her hand on the door, woke up, retracted her hand, looked back at Xiao Hei who was following her, and discovered a very serious problem.

How should I explain that I suddenly brought home a girl who looked exactly like me?

This cannot be explained at all!

"Xiao Hei, are you going to go home with me like this?"

Illya said awkwardly.

"if not?"

In an instant, Xiao Hei also woke up, and the happy smile for teasing Illya disappeared from his face.

"Hmph, this is obviously my home too, why can't you go back while I can't?"

Hearing these unfavorable words from Xiao Hei, Illya felt uncomfortable, but she didn't know what to say. In the end, she could only say awkwardly:

"How about, Xiao Hei, you go in and I fly in through the window. As long as you are careful, no one will notice that there are two Illyas."