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"Zizzizi..."

Because the location data of the coffin has been collected long ago, the person in charge No. 1 can control the laser cannon to cut at will. As long as it does not affect the location of the coffin, it will be mined by laser, striving to eliminate all defense systems and lurking enemies. Inside the door.

"boom--"

After messing around like this for several minutes, person in charge No. 1 finally stopped laser cutting and asked someone to go in to investigate the situation.

"Dare to disturb the peaceful sleep of the great Pharaoh——"

The unlucky ones who were ordered to go in and lie down were No. 5 and No. 6. When they came to the door, they first performed a tactical roll into the collection room, then quickly moved around to choose a suitable bunker, and then looked at the situation in the collection room. .

It was different from what they imagined. There was no tomato juice object cut into pieces by the laser, and it was not escaped. After they walked in, they opened fire on the survivors.

There is just a black-haired man wearing an ancient gold robe sitting on a throne made of gold. The man's right hand is supporting his temple, his eyes are closed, and he seems to be sleeping.

It wasn't until No. 5 and No. 6 looked at him for several seconds that they opened their eyes with golden pupils and murmured:

"Have you thought about how to apologize with death?"

"you--"

When No. 5 and No. 6 saw La Er, they sensed something was wrong. They were about to ask who the other party was and were about to shoot if something went wrong. However, the moment they faced La Er's eyes, their whole bodies Because of the huge feeling of fear, he was frozen there. Not to mention continuing to speak, he couldn't even move his finger or pull the trigger.

The only reaction was to tremble all over.

"Facing greatness without knowing it is really as sad as dust——"

La Er laughed mockingly and said:

"Accept the greatest moment of your life!"

After saying that, a burst of golden flames ignited on No. 5 and No. 6, who were frozen in place. In just two seconds, the two of them were burned into nothingness, without even a chance to cry out.

The so-called great moment in Ra'er's mouth was naturally executed by him personally. Not everyone had the opportunity to be burned to death by the Pharaoh himself.

"It's really boring——"

Outside the door——

When No. 5 and No. 6 rushed into the door, the members of the Men in Black organization who stayed outside suddenly began to tremble uneasily inexplicably. That was the fear of predators from the top of the food chain, engraved deep in human genes!

This is?

Under such inexplicable fear, No. 1 had a hard time getting out of the situation where he was trembling with fear and unable to move. However, he was horrified to find that a huge black shadow covered his reflection.

"Gulu——"

Person in charge No. 1 swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned around with all his strength to look. His pupils dilated in an instant, as if he saw something terrible.

His companions had long since disappeared, leaving only five strange giant monsters staring at him with their cold beast eyes.

Sphinx?

After all, he is an elite member of a vicious terrorist organization. Faced with the gaze of five invincible monsters, the person in charge No. 1 calmed down again and recognized that it was the famous sphinx.

Yes, I still have a chance!

According to legend, as long as you answer the sphinx's questions correctly, the other party will let you go.

The sphinx in the middle finally moved, and slowly brought its ugly face closer to No. 1, until the breath it sprayed blew No. 1's hair away.

"Humanity--"

"What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at dusk?"

"You have a minute to think—"

No. 1: (one_one)! !

I know such a classic question!

After listening to the Sphinx's question, No. 1 couldn't help but show a smile that seemed to have saved him from death - Huh, your question bank has been around for thousands of years and you haven't updated it yet. It's my turn to give up this time!

"Humanity--"

After thinking again and again, No. 1 answered with certainty:

"The answer is humans!"

"Congratulations, you got the answer right, human -"

The Sphinx suddenly showed a mocking smile, and mocked in an extremely unpleasant voice:

"You will be rewarded with the honor of being eaten by five of us."

"No--"

Before No. 1 could turn around and run away, the sphinx in the middle bit him on the waist, and then threw him into the air. Then he was bitten by three big mouths at the same time, and then he instantly ushered in the ending of five equal parts.

In the command room of the cruise ship——

Jizi watched everything that just happened through the camera. She couldn't help but touch her body and muttered:

"Five equal parts or something, it's so exciting."

After reporting what happened to La Er, Ji Zi gave up guarding La Er's wife's coffin.

On the one hand, I don’t want to cause any accidents, anger La Er, and let the opponent take action in advance. On the other hand, I don’t want to make unnecessary sacrifices. Bosses like La Er are not something that ordinary soldiers can deal with. Since the coffin cannot be defended no matter what, Note, it’s better to just give it back to La Er.

As for this wave of death attempts organized by the men in black, she had thought about it, but she didn't expect that the other party was really so upright and would risk his own life and send Ji Zi a wave of information.

However, the so-called intelligence really didn't have much substance. The other party was simply seeking death. La Er himself was stunned when he glared at him, while the others were looked at through the camera by a sphinx that made people's hair stand on end. One to eat.

After another half an hour, Jizi breathed a sigh of relief when she found that Ra Er had not taken any further action, and that the sphinxes had disappeared after eating No. 1. At least the other party was not angered by this and acted in advance. .

"You continue to be stationed here -"

After saying that, Jizi put her hands behind her back and prepared to go back to find Theresa to sleep with her at night.

"If there are any changes, please notify me in time."

Staff present: “···”

What else could they do besides watching Ji Zi leave without acknowledging her relatives?

This world has always been like this. If the boss just says a word, the younger brother will be busy to death.

————Grandpa Mo Yi’s dividing line————