Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 268: Can’t learn well

The River God was also beating the drum: "Brother, you not only have to chase her in this life, but you also have to move her so that when she returns to the fairy world in the next life, she can still remember your goodness and what you have given her.

A life of sexual bliss that is indelible and unforgettable!"

The River God deliberately emphasized the words "a happy sexual life", and the Land God and the Mountain God echoed the River God's words and laughed in unison with understanding.

Fools also understand what they mean. They want to use my hand to exchange for a happy life like "old cows and tender grass".

A bunch of guys working together! Sha Xuan asked with a sly smile: "I accept this complicated task, what benefits do you give me?"

The Tutu Lord screamed: "Marrying Ai Jia is equivalent to becoming the Prince Consort. That is the blessing you have earned in eight lifetimes. What else do you want from us? We have provided you with such an important gift."

News, you should think about how to repay us!"

Hearing the words "Prince Consort" mentioned by Lord Tutu, Sha Xuan immediately thought of the fact that Xia Qing was the goddaughter of Emperor Ziwei of the Northern Arctic. He immediately said disapprovingly: "I am attached to Lord Ma now, and I haven't seen anything.

What’s the benefit?”

Everyone immediately showed an expression of "Just blow it!"

Too lazy to explain to you guys who are indifferent to the opposite sex and have no humanity, Sha Xuan asked bluntly: "What if Ai Jia is not interested in me at all?"

The Land Master said: "You can rest assured that we will help you! As long as we work together, the iron rod will be ground into needles and the virgin will become a slut."

###!Is this still human language?

The River God said slowly: "Woman, as long as you are bold, careful, and thick-skinned, and give her sweet words as long as you have time, she will be touched by your tenderness even if she is still alive."

I'll do it! Typical fake politeness!

The mountain god said excitedly: "Brother, from my experience, beautiful women are afraid of stalking their husbands. As long as you stalk her every day like a snake, it won't be long before she can't leave you!"

I am not a snake!

Sha Xuan shook his head: "No! I won't do it. Chasing women has no dignity at all, and I'm chasing a bird!"

Sister Hu laughed from the side: "The best way to chase a woman is to let her chase you back!"

This is a great idea! Sha Xuan quickly asked Sister Hu: "How can I make her chase me in turn?"

"I don't know either." Sister Hu said to the disappointed Sha Xuan in a charming manner, "I have never chased a man. As long as I like a man, I will give him a wink and he will give in immediately.

Hee hee! I wonder if Bai Ling'er has ever chased a man?"

"Sister Hu——" Bai Ling'er lowered her head shyly, "I haven't grown up yet!"

The Land God, the River God and the Mountain God turned their heads and stared at Bai Ling'er, looking up and down, then locked their eyes on her flat breasts and said in unison: "It's indeed not big."

Bai Ling'er hurriedly crossed her arms to her chest, trying to block the sight of the three big perverts.

Sha Xuan looked at the Earth God, River God and Mountain God with disdain: "How long have you not found a woman? Even a female bird can arouse your interest!"

The land man sighed: "Brother, you are a well-fed man and don't know how hungry a man is. Although there are many women these days, we have long lost interest in those women in the romantic field, but it is difficult to find good families who are willing to play with us.

Girl!"

"I happen to know a few girls from good families." Sha Xuan suddenly remembered that there were eight beautiful girls rescued from Meng Chun in his storage ring. He had been holding it in for several days, and he didn't know if there was any problem with holding it in.

The land man asked impatiently: "Where are they? Tell me quickly, brother."

The eyes of the river god and the mountain god glowed green: "How is it? How do you look?"

"It goes without saying that they are all pure and beautiful girls!" Sha Xuan said while whetting their appetites, "They happen to be in my storage ring!"

"Oh!" The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God all showed expressions of "Brother, are you good or bad?"

Bai Ling'er said angrily: "Brother Xuan, I told you not to hang out with these old guys, but you didn't listen. Are you a bad learner now?"

Sister Hu said happily: "Brother Sha, you are like a snail, you take your family with you wherever you go!"

Sha Xuan quickly defended: "They are not my family members!"

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. The Earth God combed his hair with his fingers and smiled charmingly at Sha Xuan: "Great! Brother, since it's not yours, then hand it over quickly, everyone who sees it will have a share.

! We just split it into two, so we don’t suffer any loss, hehe!"

Sha Xuan ignored Lord Tu and turned to Bai Ling'er and said: "I sent you a message last night just for this matter. The girls in my ring were actually rescued by me from the Western Regions, but they are now physically and mentally ill.

Injured, because I was beaten by a bad young man——"

Bai Ling'er asked curiously: "Which one is it?"

The Tutu Master taught Bai Ling'er with some disappointment: "It's just that I was ruined!"

Bai Ling'er snorted and asked Sha Xuan thoughtfully: "Are you looking for me in a hurry to repair their bodies?"

The mountain god hurriedly asked: "Bailinger, do you still have this skill? Can you turn them into virgins?"

The river god rolled his eyes at the mountain god: "We are all gentlemen, do you ask this?"

The mountain god said: "Then how should I ask?"

The river god pretended to be profound and said: "You should ask Bai Ling'er privately!"

"Wow!" Mr. Tu Tu covered his mouth and made a vomiting gesture, "It's really a careless way to make friends. If things continue like this, one day, I will be disgusted to death by you."

Sha Xuan shook his head and sighed: "Brothers, you are also high-ranking officials after all. Civil servants appointed by Heaven and cadres assigned to you, can't you be more prudent?"

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God all said in unison: "Food, sex, and sex!"

Bai Ling'er interjected: "Brother Xuan, stop arguing with them. What on earth do you want to see me for?"

Sha Xuan said calmly: "I rescued them with good intentions at the time, but now I find that they are like a hot potato and I don't know how to deal with them. If I throw them out rashly, their heads will be damaged."

In order to stimulate them, there is no guarantee that they will not do anything outrageous, which is contrary to my original intention of saving them. Therefore, after thinking about it, I thought of you Bai Ling'er, hoping that you can help them wash away that shameful memory.

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The Tutu Master looked at Sha Xuan in surprise: "Brother, when did you become a good person?"

Sha Xuan argued: "Don't slander me, I'm just showing sympathy for you."

The River God solemnly patted Sha Xuan on the shoulder and said sadly: "Brother, you must not leave us behind and learn well alone!"

The mountain god also said sternly: "Brother, I have to remind you: good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years. In order to live as long as heaven and earth, you must not be a good person!"