Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 269: Deceiving others and harming oneself

Sister Hu glared at the three of them, turned to Sha Xuan and said, "Don't listen to them. They are already hopeless!"

Bai Ling'er looked at Sha Xuan earnestly: "Brother Xuan turns out to have a kind side!"

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God said in unison: "He is in disguise!"

Bai Ling'er looked at the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God with disdain, and raised her elegant eyebrows slightly: "Some comrades are so bad in nature that they can't pretend even if they want to."

As soon as these words came out, the three of them were so angry that they blew their beards and stared.

Sister Hu quickly changed the subject: "Brother Sha, please release those eight poor sisters first. Bai Ling'er, you are also ready to help them erase their memories as soon as possible!"

Bai Linger said hello.

Sha Xuan nodded in agreement.

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God hurriedly sat down on the sofa.

The land master also added seriously: "Brother, don't think that just because you are handsome, you can eat and occupy more. Of these eight sisters, you can only have two at most!"

The river gods and mountain gods also echoed and loudly agreed.

Thinking that Xiaoyan had not been touched by Meng Chunran, Sha Xuan said angrily: "I just want one."

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God immediately gave Sha Xuan a thumbs up, and they all showed admiration: "This is good enough for my buddies!"

"Close the door first." Sha Xuan told the River God, "You stay by the door first. When these sisters come out, there is no guarantee that they will not regard you as bad people. If you accidentally run out and report the crime, it will ruin the mood.

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The River God dodged and jumped to the door, smiling and saying: "Brother has considered the matter very thoughtfully, I admire him greatly."

Seeing that Sha Xuan was about to let the beauty out, the land master and the mountain god hurriedly combed their hair with their fingers, looking a little funny.

Bai Ling'er suppressed her laughter and cursed softly: "A bunch of shameless old perverts."

Sha Xuan then activated his thoughts and took out the eight girls from the ring.

In an instant, the room was filled with purple and red, and eight beautiful girls were leaning on the sofa. Seven of them had sad and dull expressions; only one was in a daze, with an imperceptible smile on her face. Needless to say,

This is Xiao Yan. As for why she laughs, no one knows except herself.

These eight beautiful girls had not yet fully woken up. They were still as if Mi Xin had just come from Sha Xuan's storage ring ###, and they were in a daze and didn't know why.

Sister Hu couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, they look really good!"

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God said nothing, their eyes were fixed, and their saliva was dripping onto the ground.

Sha Xuan walked over, pointed at Xiao Yan, and said to the Land Lord, River God and Mountain God: "This is mine, you can't steal it."

The Land God, the River God and the Mountain God nodded: "Deal!"

Sha Xuan said to Bai Ling'er again: "There is no need to wash her memory."

Bai Ling'er looked at Sha Xuan strangely and didn't ask any questions. She turned around and drove her spiritual consciousness into the minds of the seven women, examined them carefully, and then withdrew with a blushing face.

Sha Xuan hurriedly asked: "Bailinger, do you have any questions?"

Bai Ling'er said shyly: "No problem, it's just that it takes more than ten days to wash away the memory. Moreover, how to arrange the free memories? We can't let them sleep for more than ten days, right?"

Sha Xuan asked curiously: "Bailinger, can you insert a memory into them?"

"Okay, but it's too much trouble."

The Tutu Master pointed at one of the girls who was wearing relatively revealing clothes and said: "Bai Ling'er, please put me in, okay?"

Bai Ling'er asked in confusion: "Brother Tu Tu, why are you going into her memory?"

"A hero saves the beauty! Bai Ling'er, please help my brother and do a good deed. I'm such an old face. If I don't do something in advance, how can I be the one they have when they wake up?"

The River God also hurriedly said: "I also want to go into their memories."

The mountain god pointed at the two girls in skirts: "I saved them two. Bai Ling'er, I have thought about the plot. You arranged for them to jump off the cliff, while I played the flute gracefully at the foot of the mountain, just in time to save them."

Got them!"

"How shameless!" The River God took a sip and pointed at the other two girls in white, "I arranged for these two to jump into the river! When I rescued them, I used a 720-degree flip in the air and a 300-degree rotation.

Sixty-degree posture.”

"Compared to you, I am really noble." Tu Tuye stroked his beard and said humbly, "The remaining three belong to me, Bai Ling'er, please keep your arrangement simple, don't be a hero to save the beauty, it's too vulgar, just let it go

They just regard me as their boyfriend who will depend on me for life and death and will never leave me."

The river god and the mountain god gave the Earth Lord a thumbs up at the same time: "How shameless!"

Bai Ling'er shouted: "It's too complicated. I will arrange an impression for each of you. At most, when they wake up, they will not feel strange to you. No other discussion."

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God shouted in unison: "OK!"

Sha Xuan walked over, pulled up the unconscious Xiao Yan, took her to sit on the sofa in the corner, and then blew a breath of fairy air on her, trying to wake her up.

Xiao Yan looked at Sha Xuan motionless, like a beautiful piece of wood.

Sha Xuan raised his palm and waved it in front of her eyes, and said to himself in surprise: "Xiao Yan hasn't woken up yet?"

After a while, Xiaoyan still didn't move.

Sha Xuan reached out and touched Xiao Yan's face again.

Xiaoyan still didn't respond.

The two of them were very close, and Sha Xuan saw that the top two buttons of Xiaoyan's shirt were unbuttoned, faintly revealing the white tattooed breasts and half of her firm breasts.

Sha Xuan couldn't help but his heart beat faster, and he subconsciously reached out to help Xiaoyan button his clothes——

There was only a clear sound of "Pa", Xiaoyan raised her little hand and hit her, angrily saying: "Pervert!"

Sha Xuan's speed was extremely fast, and Xiao Yan's palm did not fall on his face, but on the palm he blocked.

The noise was not loud and did not attract the attention of the Earth God, River God and Mountain God.

Bai Ling'er was currently getting their impressions in. The three of them were all tidying up their clothes, with uncontrollable smiles on their faces.

When Sha Xuan saw that Xiao Yan had woken up, he hurriedly explained: "I'm buttoning up your clothes, why are you beating me?"

Xiaoyan lowered her head to look, hurriedly fastened the unbuttoned button, and whispered to Sha Xuan in shame: "I thought you were dishonest!"

Sha Xuan deliberately looked at Xiao Yan with malicious eyes: "If I were not honest, would I still wait for you to wake up before taking action?"

Xiaoyan suddenly became anxious: "Then you have already done something?"

Sha Xuan said with a bad smile: "Yes!"

Xiaoyan's face changed drastically, she looked at Sha Xuan resentfully, and her voice trembled: "Why did you do it?"

Sha Xuan wanted to tease her, so he raised his palm, grabbed it in the air a few times, made a ### gesture and said, "That's how you do it."

Xiao Yan immediately looked at Sha Xuan with tears in her eyes: "Then you have to be responsible for me!"