Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 375: After the drama, there is drama

Sha Xuan finally got angry and yelled in a low voice: "Your mother, don't put your feet on the bed!"

"When I was the emperor, I often sat on the floor. Why can't I sit like this now?" Liu Adou was startled, and his whole body suddenly floated up, about half a meter above the bed, like an Arhat hanging in mid-air.

"The past was before, and now is now." Seeing Bai Min and Shangguan Wan walking out of the room, Sha Xuan stepped forward, grabbed Liu Adou's arm and dragged him under the bed: "Stop sitting, stand on the floor!"

When Bai Min came out, he saw Liu Adou standing on the ground reluctantly. He couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Sha Xuan, did you bully your cousin?"

"No." Sha Xuan smiled nonchalantly.

"Then why is he standing like a log?" Bai Min came over and looked at Liu Adou with concern, "Call me Adou. Sit down and talk. Auntie, it's a little crowded here, don't mind."

Liu Adou looked sideways at Sha Xuan and said angrily: "He won't let me sit."

"If he doesn't let you sit, you won't sit. Why are you so honest?" Bai Min smiled, holding Liu Adou's shoulders, "Sit on the bed."

Liu Adou remained motionless and continued to look for Sha Xuan's eyes.

Sha Xuan smiled evilly: "Adou, don't you have a waist or some disease? The doctor said you should stand more often, right?"

Liu Adou asked blankly: "Who is the doctor?"

Bai Min seemed to understand, and she didn't care at all about Liu Adou's ignorance. Under Sha Xuan's deliberate guidance, Bai Min really regarded Liu Adou as a mentally retarded child. Now that Liu Adou asked such a childish question,

He quickly explained to him seriously: "A doctor is a teacher who treats diseases. Adou, your disease is a herniated disc, right? Did you get this problem from playing too many computer games and sitting for a long time?"

Sha Xuan answered quickly: "Godmother, you are so smart. You will know it after just a little reminder. Sha Xuan admires you very much!"

"You are so talkative that you even make jokes about your godmother, no matter how big or small." Bai Min "criticized" Sha Xuan with a smile, but felt very happy in his heart.

Liu Adou had not been in the mortal world for nearly two thousand years and could not understand Bai Min's words, so he asked curiously: "What kind of computer game is it? I have only heard of the Five Animals Opera created by Mr. Hua Tuo, and the music and dance of the Han Dynasty——"

Bai Min frowned: "Why is Adou's words so difficult to understand?"

Shangguanwan thought to himself that if he continued talking, he would be exposed, so he quickly whispered in Bai Min's ear: "Mom, there is something wrong with his brain."

Unexpectedly, Liu Adou's hearing was amazing, and he heard Shangguan Wan's soft words clearly, and then he shouted plausibly: "I am no longer the empress Liu who destroyed Shu!"

Bai Min's head suddenly felt dizzy.

Sha Xuan looked at Liu Adou with the eyes of a three-year-old child: "I always think that I am the emperor, and I still say that I am not sick. Adou, I think you are ill. If you say that you are the current emperor, how can we still do it?"

I understand, you actually think you are the emperor from two thousand years ago! I think you are not only ridiculously stupid, but you also love to have ridiculous dreams."

Bai Min hurriedly pulled Sha Xuan's sleeves and whispered: "Sha Xuan, he is so ill, so don't irritate him. Since he likes to be the emperor, just wait for him to be happy."

Shangguan Wan said: "Mom, you don't understand."

"You don't understand." Bai Min rolled his eyes like Shangguan Wan, "Mental patients have to be coaxed. Wait, mom will show you." After saying that, Bai Min turned around and looked at Liu Adou with a smile: "Your Majesty, the Empress

, what should you call me?"

Liu Adou said with a smile on his face: "You are the godmother, I should call you Queen Mother."

"You're so good, why don't you kneel down to say hello when you see your mother?"

Liu Adou flicked his sleeves and knelt on the ground with both legs. He shouted loudly: "The queen is here, please bow to me!" Then he kowtowed to Bai Min three times, "dong dong dong".

Bai Min stretched out his hand with a smile on his face: "My good boy is flat."

Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan were stunned. They exchanged looks: Mom (godmother) is also crazy, right?

Liu Adou stood up happily.

Bai Min gave Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan a smug look, meaning, you have seen it, you have to coax like this when dealing with mental patients, do you understand?

Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan looked at each other in confusion. They both extended their thumbs to the proud Bai Min, but their eyes subconsciously looked at Liu Adou.

Liu Adou blinked quickly and quickly sent a message to Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan: You have to make the old man happy like this, do you understand?

Sha Xuan and Shangguan Wan almost fell!

So Adou thinks my mother is an idiot? We can't let him lie to my mother anymore! Shangguan Wan calmed down and glared at Liu Adou: "I just heard from Sha Xuan, don't you still have important things to do?"

Liu Adou exclaimed: "Brother, hurry up, let's go protect the princess."

Before Sha Xuan could answer, Bai Min rushed to say with a smile: "Adou, you and Sha Xuan can be the vanguard, and your godmother will bring an army to reinforce you."

Shangguan Wan couldn't help but laugh: "Mom, I think you've watched too many costume dramas."

"I accept your orders." Liu Adou strode towards the door, opened the door and walked out.

Bai Min looked at Liu Adou's back in surprise: "Ah, do you really want to leave? Let's have a sip of tea first before leaving."

Liu Adou didn't even look back: "We'll come back and drink after we rescue the princess."

Before he finished speaking, the person had already disappeared outside the door.

Bai Min hurriedly grabbed Sha Xuan: "Follow your cousin quickly. He is not smart. Don't let others trick him into working as a coolie in a black coal mine."

Shangguan was speechless.

Sha Xuan agreed, went out, ran after Liu Adou, and scolded: "What a bastard, you actually treat my godmother like a monkey? I'm not done with you."

Liu Adou laughed and said: "Actually, she thinks that I am also a monkey, and we are not equal."

Sha Xuan rolled his eyes and sneered: "Adou, you must keep it in mind that your godmother will become an immortal in the future. If you dare to be unfaithful and unfilial! Hum, you will bear the consequences!"

Liu Adou turned around and looked at Sha Xuan in surprise: "That's your godmother. I have no reason to fulfill my filial piety, right?"

"It's just my godmother?" Sha Xuan said with a sly smile: "No one forces you to kowtow and call you queen, right?"

"Isn't that a joke?"

"You banged your head just now, who would believe you were joking?"

"You saw it with your own eyes, don't you believe it?"

Sha Xuan sneered viciously again: "When I meet Beidi in the future, I will show him the scene of you kowtowing. It doesn't matter what any of us say, let him make the decision himself."

Liu Adou stretched out his hand to wipe off the cold sweat and looked at Sha Xuan in horror: "Brother, why are you such a thief? You deliberately set a trap on me!"

Sha Xuan insisted that Qingshan would not relax, and said with a triumphant smile: "You kowtowed willingly, and I didn't push your head down."

Liu Adou lowered his head and said dejectedly: "Brother, you are too shrewd. If Adou is sold by you in the future, he may still count the money for you stupidly."