Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 376: Peeping at will

"No, don't worry." Sha Xuan looked at Liu Adou, who was beginning to relax, and then added maliciously, "It's popular nowadays to just swipe your card, so you don't need to count the money in person."

Liu Adou sighed and looked at Sha Xuan. Sha Xuan glared at him. He sighed again and hit the elevator door.

Sha Xuan hurriedly pulled him back: "You can't sabotage it even if you don't understand it, right?"

Liu Adou frowned: "Why don't we take this weapon (elevator) to go down?"

Sha Xuan pointed to the number beside the elevator: "Can you see clearly, what is this?"

Liu Adou carefully distinguished it, tilted his head and looked at it: "How do you write this one to stand up?"

"Ignorant, these are Alabo numbers."

"There was no such strange thing during the Three Kingdoms period."

"How do you count the gods in the fairy world?"

"We use chips." Liu Adou looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, "Brother, are you testing me?"

Sha Xuan was stunned: "Why should I test you?"

Liu Adou shook his head: "Aren't you also a god? Don't you know how the gods count?"

"I thought you didn't know." This stupid bird is really not stupid sometimes. Sha Xuan didn't want to get entangled with him on this issue, so he pressed the down button next to the elevator, "Adou, you can only go in when the door is open."

Liu Adou scratched his head: "Why don't you push the door open?"

Sha Xuan was depressed for a while because of these words. Could it be that I still want to tell him the principles of elevator operation? However, I don’t understand either! So Sha Xuan simply told Liu Adou: "You are stupid. Let me tell you.

You don’t understand either.”

Liu Adou looked at Sha Xuan gloomily: "Then let's not take the elevator. Let's just fly."

Sha Xuan thought for a while and said, "Okay, first see where Xia Qing is?"

Liu Adou opened his palms, and the Chaqiu Realm in his palm lit up. The realm flashed a few times, and then Xia Qing's image appeared.

At this time, Xia Qing and Tan Chunlin were sitting on a three-seater red leather sofa.

As the image gradually opened, Sha Xuan saw a middle-aged man wearing a white shirt sitting on the single-seater sofa next to him. This man, whom Sha Xuan knew, was Chen Cheng, the Duyun City Public Security Bureau chief.

I don't know what issue they are discussing. Judging from Tan Chunlin's constant nodding, it is obvious that Director Chen is putting on official airs.

The image was further expanded, and the wall outside the house could be seen, and then the signboard at the gate in front of the building was visible. From those words, it could be seen that it was the Duyun City Public Security Bureau.

Sure enough, someone was looking for trouble at the Xuanyuan Hotel. Sha Xuan thought to himself: Will Zhu Kedong's deputy mayor's father hide drugs in the hotel to frame him like last time? I cut off the pig's head and one of his palms. He must be holding a grudge.

, will never give up easily. Being entangled with such an inconspicuous little thing will only make people laugh, so it is better to find someone to send them to the underworld for reincarnation.

Who should I look for? After thinking deeply, Sha Xuan asked Liu Adou: "Check, where is your King Li Yutian?"

Liu Adou responded, and the Qiu Qiu mirror in his palm immediately changed to another image: On the screen, a fat short man wearing a black trench coat that was very inconsistent with the weather was sitting leisurely on a white wicker chair, in front of him

There was a bowl of tea on the coffee table, and he was reading the newspaper with his legs crossed.

Could this be Li Yu, the talented queen who sings the wind and the moon? In Sha Xuan's imagination, Li Yu should have beautiful features, elegant manners, and a slim figure. Therefore, Sha Xuan frowned, pointed to the palm of Liu Adou's hand and asked:

"Is he really Li Yu?"

Liu Adou smiled and said, "You also think he is very elegant, right? Brother."

"Yes, very graceful." Sha Xuan looked at Li Yu with disdain, but said in his heart: Grace is nothing, he is just a famous green turtle.

When Liu Adou gradually opened the screen, Sha Xuan discovered that Li Yu was sitting in a leisure building about fifty meters away diagonally opposite the public security bureau. But there were three words "Feng Yuezhuang" in front of the door of the building, indicating that it was not a simple place.

Tea house. The reason why Sha Xuan made this judgment was because there were several scantily clad women standing around Li Yu. What was strange was that those women looked like brothel prostitutes, but they did not provoke him or sit on his lap.

Even more, she didn't squeeze into his arms and act coquettishly.

Liu Adou asked in surprise: "Brother, why do I think Li Yu is sitting in Yihongyuan (a common name for brothels in ancient times)?"

Sha Xuan asked: "Why did you say that is Yihongyuan?"

"Because there are two rows of red lanterns hanging in front of the building."

"Is the place where the red lanterns are hung the same as Yihongyuan?"

"It is an unwritten rule where we hang up red lanterns to attract prostitutes."

No wonder today's society calls a place where brothels are a red light district. It turned out to be inherited from ancient times. Sha Xuan then asked: "What is Li Yu doing there?"

"Read the newspaper."

Hey, don't you know nothing about modern civilization? Sha Xuan stared at Liu Adou: "How do you know that it is a newspaper? Do you think this thing also exists in the fairy world?"

Liu Adou glanced at Sha Xuan, and the Qiu Jing in his palm immediately zoomed in on the image of the newspaper in Li Yu's hand: "Well, isn't there something written on it? Duyun Evening News."

Damn your mother! Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment, staring at Liu Adou speechless.

After a moment of silence, Sha Xuan asked curiously: "Li Yu went to a brothel to read newspapers? Is he actually so weird?"

"No, based on what I know about him, he should be waiting for someone."

"Oh." Sha Xuan said to himself, "This is close to the Public Security Bureau. He must be waiting for Xia Qing to come out."

Liu Adou was stunned and looked at Sha Xuan strangely: "No, he is waiting for the oiran."

Sha Xuan sighed, isn't this Li Yu too lustful? He didn't forget to visit prostitutes when protecting Xia Qing.

Liu Adou thought Sha Xuan didn't understand, so he explained: "The oiran is the most beautiful prostitute among them."

Sha Xuan asked coldly: "Does Beidi allow you to visit prostitutes during working hours?"

Liu Adou chuckled lewdly: "Everyone has seven emotions and six desires, and our Majesty understands it very well."

"Ten points? It would be good to get one point."

Liu Adou asked seriously: "Is it true that if you work as a servant in the mortal world, you can't visit prostitutes?"

"I once read a piece of news that all civil servants who enter and leave entertainment venues during working hours will be fired from their jobs."

Liu Adou shook his head and expressed that he could not understand. He stared at Li Yu with his eyes, and suddenly he said: "Brother, look, the oiran is here. That figure, tsk tsk, bulging forward and backward, it's wonderful."

Sha Xuan took a look and saw that there was indeed a voluptuous woman beside Li Yu. The woman was quite pretty and sat directly on Li Yu's lap. However, Li Yu was not polite and directly touched the woman's waist with his right hand.

Liu Adou continued to laugh lewdly: "Brother, watch carefully, the show is about to begin."

Sha Xuan suddenly thought of the intimate scene between him and Xia Qing in the hotel last night, and was suddenly startled. He reached out and patted Liu Adou on the shoulder, and asked quietly: "Looking at Qiu Jing, can you see them going to bed?"

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