Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 761: Joking about Gourd

"It won't do you any good if I lied to my godmother." Sha Xuan smiled, then let out a trace of his spiritual consciousness and penetrated into the ring on his hand.

In the original world, the seven-star gourd hung listlessly on the branch. After Sha Xuan came in, it immediately started to sway like a long drought and sweet rain: You are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time!

Sha Xuan asked in surprise: What are you waiting for me to do?

Seven Star Gourd said: I want to become a human!

Sha Xuan was stunned: Why did you suddenly have such a weird idea?

Qixing Gourd said: Being a human being has seven emotions and six desires. Being a human being can marry a wife and have children. There are many benefits to being a human being.

Sha Xuan sighed: Being a human being also has troubles, and every family has its own sutras that are difficult to recite. What's wrong with eating and sleeping enough, eating enough, and living as happily as a pig like you?

The seven-star gourd shook it and said: But that tree spirit can turn into a human being. He often laughs at me, but I can't catch him!

When Sha Xuan heard what he said, he couldn't help but turn his head and look towards the mountain -

Sha Xuan immediately showed joy. The ginseng fruit on the thick-leafed tree in the middle of the mountain had grown almost as big as a fist. It was really lovely. The only drawback was that the color of the ginseng fruit seemed wrong. It actually looked like a green apple.

color.

At this time, an energetic old man with messy hair came out.

When the old man saw Sha Xuan, he immediately shouted in surprise and joy: "Master, what kind of wind brought you here today?"

Sha Xuan laughed: "The wind is from the southeast to the northwest."

The consciousness of the Seven-Star Gourd then passed into Sha Xuan's mind: It's this damn tree spirit that relies on his freedom of movement to ignore me. I will swallow him one day!

As the Seven-Star Gourd spoke, he turned the gourd's mouth sideways and sprayed out a stream of flames. Unfortunately, it could only spray out to a distance of about ten meters. The tree spirit jumped to the side and escaped easily.

Shaxuan asked the tree spirit: "Why did you provoke the seven-star gourd?"

The tree spirit chuckled and said, "When I said I didn't want to stay here, it got angry."

Sha Xuan asked puzzledly: "If you don't want to stay here, then where do you want to stay?"

The tree spirit replied: "I want to go to the fairy world with you, master, please promise me."

Sha Xuan was confused and said: "This place is full of spiritual energy and is no worse than the environment in the fairy world. Do you think it is more beneficial to go to the fairy world?"

The tree spirit did not answer directly, but pointed to the ginseng tree in the middle of the mountain and said: "Master, look, this ginseng tree is full of green ginseng fruits, which have never matured. Do you know the reason?"

Sha Xuan frowned: "Do you think it lacks fairy spirit?"

The tree spirit nodded and smiled: "Master is so smart, I can't hide anything from you."

If this is considered smart, then his words must be flattery. Sha Xuan thought to himself: The dryad said this, maybe it is an excuse. The most fundamental reason may be that staying here is too deserted. After all, there is no one here except him.

A living creature, even a meditative old monk, would probably die of depression if he lived such a life.

Therefore, Sha Xuan didn't point it out and said directly: "I can take you out, but the outside world is full of intrigues. If someone digs out your roots, don't blame me."

The tree spirit was overjoyed: "Master, don't worry. After I go out, I will definitely behave myself and won't cause trouble." These words seemed to come from the mouth of a prisoner who was about to be released from prison, and he had changed his face and planned to start a new life.

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When Qixing Gourd saw that Shaxuan had agreed to the tree spirit, he immediately swayed vigorously: I want to go out too, I want to go out too! Leave me alone here, I will suffocate to death!

Sha Xuan glanced at it: Shut up, you are so annoying when you make such a fuss, I will throw you out immediately.

The seven-star gourd suddenly jumped up and down on the branches, with such joy that it was like marrying a virgin on the wedding night.

Sha Xuan turned back and pointed at the ginseng tree halfway down the mountain and asked the tree spirit: "It has so many ginseng fruits hanging on it now. If I move it out rashly, will it be damaged?"

The tree spirit smiled: "It depends on how you move it, Master."

Sha Xuan frowned slightly and asked, "Then how should I move?"

"Move that whole mountain out."

Sha Xuan was surprised. Although the mountain in front of him was not big, it occupied a large area. If he moved the whole thing out, he didn't know where to put it. Although his back garden was not small, it was enough to accommodate this short mountain.

, however, the back garden is full of green grass and blooming flowers, but this short hill is bare and not good-looking at all. It seems a bit distracting to the scenery when placed in the garden.

When the tree spirit saw that Shaxuan was silent, he quickly said: "It won't actually cost you a lot of mana to move this mountain."

"That's not what I mean." Sha Xuan shook his head and said, "There is no grass growing on this mountain. It's too ugly."

The tree spirit smiled and said: "This is not easy to handle. Can't you just plant some flowers and grass on it immediately?"

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then asked again: "The land on this mountain is barren, can grass grow?"

"This is an isolated space. The reason why grass doesn't grow is because no one has brought grass seeds in."

"So that's it." Sha Xuan said happily, "Tree Spirit, you and the Seven-Star Gourd will follow me out first, and then I will clear a clearing outside and then move the mountain out."

Shaxuan held the seven-star gourd vine in one hand, grabbed the tree spirit's beard with the other, and jumped out of the ring.

Outside, in the garden, everyone was getting a little impatient with waiting. Suddenly, everyone saw two more things in Sha Xuan's hand, and couldn't help but look over curiously.

Everyone's eyes were focused more on the tree spirit.

The mountain god shouted: "Wow, I have never seen such an old tree spirit. He is almost becoming an immortal, right?"

The tree spirit bowed to everyone and said, "The tree spirit is here for the first time. I want to pay my respects to all the great immortals. Please take care of me!"

Bai Min blushed and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "I'm not a god."

Are there any mortals in the sky? The tree spirit was stunned and asked, "Are you?"

Bai Min smiled and said, she is Sha Xuan's Gan Min.

The tree spirit immediately fell to the ground and shouted: "Old master, the little spirit has blind eyes and cannot see the mountains. I'm offended! I'm offended!"

Bai Min rubbed his hands and kept saying: "Old man, you are already old. Get up, get up. Aren't you shortening my life?"

The tree spirit quickly kowtowed and climbed up respectfully.

The River God looked at Sha Xuan sideways, pointed to the ring on his hand and said: "You actually have the habit of raising tree spirits. There are flower monsters in there, right? Take it out quickly, I will help you digest it."

"How can I have a flower demon?" Sha Xuan pointed at the tree spirit and explained, "He is not an ordinary tree spirit. He can bear all kinds of fruits."

When Bai Min heard this, he asked with joy on his face: "Really?"

Sha Xuan immediately ordered the tree spirit: "Show it to my godmother."

The tree spirit responded, walked a few steps to the side, chose an open space by the stream, and transformed into a towering tree that reached into the clouds.

The tree spirit shouted: "Old master, what fruit do you want me to produce?"

Bai Min was dumbfounded and stammered: "Change it to whatever you want, like pears, peaches, apples, anything like that."

As soon as she finished her words, flowers of various colors bloomed on the towering tree. After a while, the flowers slowly withered, and then three different kinds of fruits began to bloom at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It didn't take long for them to grow, and they turned into plump and bright fruits. The pear was the largest, almost comparable to a small watermelon; the water was not bad, especially the color, which made people want to drool; the red apple was

It's fresh and tender, with a few drops of rain and dew on it.

Bai Min was dumbfounded: "Is this an illusion?"

Bai Ling'er clapped her hands and smiled: "This is the first time in my life that I have seen such a wonderful fruit tree. It actually bears three kinds of fruits at the same time. It's really wonderful!"

Sister Hu also smiled and said, "I just don't know how it tastes?"

Sha Xuan reached out and took out a few fruits and handed them to everyone.

Bai Min held a peach in her hand. She wiped it carefully with her sleeve, then took a bite carefully, and the red juice flowed down the corner of her mouth!

Bai Min immediately praised it: "It's so sweet!"

The mountain god took a bite, raised his hand and threw it into the river, deliberately looking for bones in the eggs: "What's so strange about this? It's just a concentration of three kinds of fruits. Although I can't find such a tree spirit, I can find three

A different tree spirit can also achieve the same effect!"

The Land Master echoed the booing and said, "That's right, brother, you are diverting your attention. We just agreed to find the ginseng tree that bears fruit, and we are not looking for this changeable tree spirit."

"Just wait and see." Sha Xuan reached out and dug the seven-star gourd ### into the soil, then looked around, trying to find an open space.

Everyone did not understand what Sha Xuan meant and mistakenly thought that he was going to turn the gourd into a ginseng tree. The impatient River God shouted rashly: "The conjured ones don't count, we want to make it real."

"Of course it's true. Do I need to fool you with fake ones?" Sha Xuan glared at him angrily, thinking: Is I that kind of person?

But Tu Tuye smiled maliciously and said that anything is possible. To put it bluntly, he clearly didn't believe Sha Xuan.

Bai Ling'er looked at the seven-star gourd intently and asked: "This gourd is so strange. It is black, and it only produces one. Isn't the yield too low?"

Sha Xuan glanced sideways at Bai Ling'er and asked, "Do you know what kind of gourd this is?"

Bai Ling'er shook his head, and the mountain god rushed to answer: "Black gourd!"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, or you'll make people laugh." Sha Xuan looked at the Seven-Star Gourd proudly, "I'll scare you to death if I tell you!"

The river god made a "cut" sound, the land man rolled down his sleeves, and the mountain god almost raised his middle finger.

Bai Min smiled gently at Sha Xuan and said, "Tell me, what are the characteristics of this gourd?"

"Godmother, I told you, maybe you don't understand, but they should understand that this is a seven-star gourd." When Sha Xuan said this, he thought that Tu Tuye and others would be stunned, but everyone knew that this was a seven-star gourd.

They all burst into laughter.

The River God smiled evilly and said: "Don't tell me about the seven-star or eight-star Moutai. I have also drank it."

"This is not a level, it's a name!" Sha Xuan had no choice but to explain, "Inside this gourd's belly is a world as big as the mortal world -"

Before Sha Xuan finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter except Bai Min who felt confused!