Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 762: Moving mountains and planting trees

The seven-star gourd spurted out a cloud of white mist, swallowing the earth god, river god and mountain god suddenly. At the same time, it threw an angry consciousness to Sha Xuan: Damn it, they dare to laugh at me, they are alive.

I'm getting impatient!

When the white mist rushed forward, Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er were startled. They turned around and found that the three guys had been devoured, and they broke out in a cold sweat.

Sha Xuan glared at Qixing Gourd and said: They are my friends, don't mess around!

Qixing Gourd said unconvinced: Who told them to laugh at me?

Sha Xuan said patiently: Those who don't know are not guilty, and they don't know how powerful you are.

Qixing Gourd said angrily: Don't I want them to have a longer memory?

Sha Xuan was furious: ###Brother, if you don’t release them again, I will kill you!

The seven-star gourd shook angrily: How dare you!

Sha Xuan whipped out the "Shadow Dragon Dagger" and sneered: Do you want to try it?

Qixing Gourd suddenly felt a little discouraged: I'm afraid of you, damn it!

Sha Xuan raised the "Shadow Dragon Dagger" and said coldly: Who are you going to fuck?

Qixing Gourd almost cried: ### His grandfather is the tree spirit!

As he spoke, he vomited out the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God!

The three guys fell to the ground in a fog, breathing heavily. The Land Master asked: "Where did we go just now?"

The Mountain God Queen covered her chest in fear and said, "I fell into an ice cave and almost froze to death."

The river god cried sadly: "The fire is so damn strong, my urine is almost dried up."

The land master sighed: "I really envy you for being able to land in such a good place."

Xiaoyan, who had been silent all this time, asked unbearably: "Is there a more terrifying place?"

"Yes! Xiaoyan, do you know what is the scariest place in the world?"

Xiaoyan said: "Eighteen levels of hell."

The land man bent down and vomited all over the floor, then wiped his mouth and said, "It's his grandma's fault. Maybe it's because the King of Hell has built a new project, and I fell nineteen stories!"

Sister Hu asked in surprise: "Is it really that scary?"

The Land Master said: "Let me describe it. There are maggots, roundworms, cockroaches, rats everywhere -"

Bai Ling'er said angrily: "It's disgusting, stop talking!"

Sha Xuan didn't believe it. Although the Seven-Star Gourd was very empty, there shouldn't be those insects. It was probably made up by the land master. However, it was not impossible for the Seven-Star Gourd to create a bad environment on its own territory.

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Sha Xuan said sarcastically to the three guys who had suffered a loss: "Why, aren't you laughing?"

The mountain god looked up at the swinging seven-star gourd in shock, shrunk back, and said in a much lower voice: "Stingy!"

The River God secretly cursed: "His grandma is not a human being." This was not a slight blow to the Seven-Star Gourd, because the Seven-Star Gourd was not a human being, and its grandma was naturally not a human either.

The earthly man was well-behaved and said insinuatingly: "Only villains and women are difficult to raise!"

It seems that these three guys are all scared by the seven-star gourd. Sister Hu pursed her lips and smiled and said: "Brother Sha, where is your ginseng tree with fruit? How about taking it out for us to feast our eyes on?"

Sha Xuan said hello, and then waved to the tree spirit on the edge of the stream, telling him to change back quickly and stop occupying such a big latrine.

The tree spirit turned around and reverted to the appearance of an old man, walking over with a staggering step.

Sha Xuan shouted: "Watch your speed!"

The tree spirit was stunned and didn't understand what Sha Xuan meant for a moment, so he stopped and refused to leave.

Sha Xuan waved his hand and threw a powerful force towards him, immediately knocking the tree spirit away, and then cursed: "A good dog doesn't block the road!"

Bai Min yelled "Ouch": "Sha Xuan, you will hurt him."

Sha Xuan said: "Godmother, even if he is injured, he will get well soon."

What kind of logic is this? There is no sympathy at all! Xiaoyan shook her head and sighed: How could I fall in love with such a person?

Bai Min inevitably sighed again and said, "Sha Xuan, it's time to keep your temper in check."

Sha Xuan pretended not to hear, strode to the stream, looked for the open space and made gestures, as if he was measuring.

The land man turned around and asked the river god and the mountain god in confusion: "Guess what are you going to do?"

The River God said: "I probably want to build a palace."

The mountain god glanced at Xiao Yan next to him and said, "Isn't that right? There must be a bed inside, otherwise, how can they move around tonight?"

Xiaoyan's face turned red instantly, but there was a hint of joy on her face.

Sister Hu saw it on her face and said in a low voice: "It's ridiculous! He is going to be the groom tomorrow, and he actually has to get some evidence of guilt beforehand."

Bai Ling'er pouted and said, "Men are all unreliable!"

Sha Xuan waved at the tree spirit not far away. The tree spirit quickly ran to Sha Xuan and asked, "Master, what do you want from me?"

Sha Xuan pointed to the open space and asked, "Come and see if the hill can be put down here?"

The tree spirit looked at it carefully and analyzed: "It should be possible to put it down, but with the flowers blooming here and the streams gurgling, would it look out of place to suddenly place a hill here?"

Sha Xuan was startled for a moment and asked: "You think it doesn't look good when shown like this, right?"

The tree spirit nodded: "Yes, you have to pay attention to aesthetics."

The Tutu Master and others were a little far away and couldn't hear clearly what Sha Xuan and the tree spirit were saying, so they started talking in various directions.

The Tutu Master said from experience: "Building a house must follow Feng Shui, and random construction will damage the environment."

The River God nodded: "As long as you don't block that creek, I have no problem with it."

The mountain god sneered: "What does it matter if you have an opinion? Don't be sentimental here. Even Xiaoyan will look down on you."

Xiaoyan blushed and said, "Can you not make fun of me?"

Sister Hu taught Xiao Yan: "You might as well tell them directly, can humans and dogs coexist?" This was a bit implicit. The land man became a victim, and he even said to the mountain god without shame: "Mountain pig, Sister Hu

I scolded you, why didn’t you refute?”

The mountain god was even thicker-skinned. He smiled without changing his face and said without a beat: "If she scolds me, she will call me a pig. I guess she is scolding Hetou and you."

The river god immediately said: "Pigs and dogs are both beasts. Sister Hu just used dogs to replace pigs."

Bai Min couldn't help laughing: "You guys are so awesome." Bai Min didn't speak clearly, which may have something to do with her kind nature.

The three guys were laughing, as if they were used to being scolded by Sister Hu.

At this moment, there was only a loud bang, and the whole ground shook several times. Everyone looked over and were horrified to see a bare hill pressing down on the garden beside the stream!

Bai Min stamped his foot in annoyance: "Hey, my flowers, my strawberries!"

In the blink of an eye, Sha Xuan had already moved back when the hill landed. He clapped his palms, as if he had done a big project, and said with a smile: "Great, the size is just right!"

Xiao Yan moved to Sha Xuan, reached out and pulled him gently, then pointed at Bai Min, who was looking disappointed, and whispered: "Sha Xuan, do you see how angry your godmother is?"

Sha Xuan turned to look at Bai Min and asked in confusion: "Godmother, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Min said desperately: "You crushed all the strawberries I planted to death!"

Sha Xuan asked in surprise: "Aren't those things on the ground weeds?"

"Those are the strawberries I carefully planted!"

Sha Xuan stretched out his palm in front of Bai Min and asked with a smile: "Are these things?"

Bai Min took a closer look and saw a pocket-sized piece of grass on Sha Xuan's palm, surrounded by a cloud of white mist. Bai Min guessed that Sha Xuan must have used some kind of magic. However, what made Bai Min happy was that this

The piece of grass was exactly the one where she planted strawberries, so Bai Min nodded happily and said yes.

Sha Xuan flicked his wrist, and the grass on his palm flew towards the bare hill, covering it like a green blanket in the blink of an eye.

But because the surface area of ​​the raised hill has increased a lot, the grass cannot completely cover the exposed soil. Therefore, the whole hill looks as ugly as a leprosy.

Bai Min said, "Sha Xuan, strawberries are usually planted in low places. If you put them on the hillside, they will die of drought."

Sha Xuan waved his hand, and a heavy rain came down, immediately washing the strawberries on the hillside to pieces.

Bai Min shouted in shock: "It's over, it's not done this year!"

The land master was delighted: "Brother, it seems you can't be a qualified farmer!"

Sha Xuan frowned and asked: "Brother Land, what should we do now?"

The land man smiled and said: "How can anyone grow strawberries on a slope? You have to turn this hill into terraces step by step."

Sha Xuan had no choice but to patiently ask what terraced fields were. After Tu Tu Ye explained it to him, Sha Xuan used his mind to use the inherited power of the immortal world to transform the hill into what Tu Tu Ye had described, and then placed the strawberries in the terraces again.

中.After this transformation, the surface area of ​​the hill increased a lot. Sha Xuan casually used his mind to bring some strange plants from other places.

Looking over from here, the green hills are really pleasing to the eye.

The dryad waited until Shaxuan had finished all these things before he boldly asked him: "Master, where did you take the ginseng tree?"

When everyone heard this, they looked over in surprise.

Sha Xuan pointed to the hill and said: "The ginseng tree is behind the hill. If I place it right in front, what will happen if a thief comes? I'll see it as soon as I come in. There's no guarantee that I won't be tempted!"

Sha Xuan considered the problem very carefully, but everyone winked and smiled. Sister Hu smiled at Sha Xuan: "Brother Sha, are you kidding us again?"

Sha Xuan asked seriously: "Am I like that kind of person?"

Everyone laughed in unison: "Like!"

Sha Xuan shook his head and said, "There's really nothing we can do about it, just go and see for yourself."

Everyone said hello and walked forward.

Sha Xuan suddenly shouted again: "Stop!"

The land man laughed slyly: "Brother, are you afraid of showing your flaws?"

"You're so big!" Sha Xuan's face clearly said "Are you a little mentally retarded?" but he said, "Do you need to go over and take a look?"

Everyone was puzzled: "How can we see it without walking over?"

Sha Xuan replied: "I can just turn the mountain around."