Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 766 The land causes trouble

The Earth Lord was lifted off the ground by the two lion kings, and he shouted hurriedly: "You are the lion king guarding Beitianmen, how dare I entertain you?"

"Yuanyuan, Dandan, don't be so rude! The Land Master is a new guest." Bai Min quickly called out to the two lion kings.

The two lion kings let go of their hands, and the earthly man fell to the ground with a "bang" sound. It seemed that he hurt his buttocks. He reached out to rub it and got up in fear.

The lion king on the left is named Dandan, and his temper is even more explosive. His voice almost bursts out of his throat: "How dare a small official from a small land in the world dare to entertain us?!"

The lion king on the right is called Yuanyuan, who has a slightly better temper. He angrily said to Bai Min: "I have only been out of office for one day, and he has already bullied me!"

The land man shouted innocently: "I don't have one!"

"You still say no!" Dandan was furious, "Kowtow three times, or I will tear you apart and eat you."

The Tutu Master was about to kneel down subconsciously. Sha Xuan said coldly: "If my brother kneels down to you, will I also kowtow to you two?"

The two lion kings were startled for a moment, then realized immediately. In their anger just now, they had already forgotten the relationship between master and servant. Now when they heard Sha Xuan mention it, they hurriedly knelt down and said hurriedly: "Master, forgive me, we are aware of our mistake."

Sha Xuan asked calmly: "Where did you go wrong?"

Dandan turned around and looked at the Tu Tu Ye angrily and said: "He is a small Tu Tu——"

Sha Xuan corrected him: "He is my sworn brother."

Dandan lowered her head angrily and said, "Yes!" Still unconvinced.

The land master laughed along and said: "Brother, please wake up the two lion kings quickly."

"You'd better not speak when you're not supposed to." Sha Xuan glanced at the Earth Master, then turned back and asked the two lion kings, "Have you been working as civil servants under the Jade Emperor for a long time?"

The two lion kings' eyes lit up and they said in unison: "Yes."

Bai Min smiled and asked: "How long is it?"

"Eighteen thousand years."

Bai Min was startled: "It turns out you are the old people."

The two lion kings said humbly: "Old master, you really know how to joke."

Sha Xuan asked coldly: "Have you developed a bad temper after being a civil servant for a long time?"

The two lion kings did not dare to answer.

Seeing two ancient-level gods kneeling on the ground, Sister Hu couldn't bear it. She quickly smoothed things over with a smile and said: "Brother Sha, you really can't blame them for this. If you want to blame it, you can only blame habits."

Bai Ling'er quickly said: "Yes, when you are a civil servant and you are pampered every day, it is easy to develop bad habits. Look at the land brother, Hetou and the mountain pig. They are not the same. They have been bullying the superiors and concealing the inferiors for a long time. Just let them go.

This time, Brother Xuan."

The River God coughed dryly: "Bai Ling'er, what you said is contrary to what you said, and you are trying to deceive me."

Bai Ling'er smiled and said: "Look, everyone, they have admitted it themselves. I am not wrong, right?"

The atmosphere immediately relaxed a lot, and everyone started laughing.

Sha Xuan didn't want to make too much fuss about this boring issue. As long as it played a role in educational reform, it was enough. So, Sha Xuan shouted: "Get up."

The two lions got up from the ground, but their faces were still a little ugly. Sha Xuan frowned and thought to himself, it seems that the two lion kings still have no balance in their hearts. They may always think that the Lord of the Earth is entertaining them first, and they are just fighting back.

Sha Xuan then lowered his face and asked, "You still don't feel defeated, right?"

Yuanyuan raised his head and glanced at Sha Xuan without saying a word.

Dandan gritted his teeth and said plausibly: "Since this landlady is your brother, why do you come to worship us on purpose? Doesn't this embarrass us?"

Sha Xuan had no choice but to educate him patiently: "Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, not to mention those who don't know are not guilty. Brother Tu has been in the lower world for a long time. When he saw gods of your level, he felt a little timid and wanted to kneel down inadvertently.

Maybe he didn't realize this problem himself." Sha Xuan said as he turned to ask Tu Tu Ye: "Is this what you were thinking at the time?"

Even if the Tu Tu Ye didn't have such thoughts, he would naturally agree to it, not to mention that Tu Tu Ye really thought so at the time.

Dandan continued to complain: "Master, I still haven't figured it out yet."

Sha Xuan waved his hand, gesturing for him to continue.

Dandan and Yuanyuan looked at each other and said, "Although he didn't mean it, he was wrong first. Why didn't you scold him, but only scolded us? Is it because we are your servants?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone felt that what Dandan said made sense, and then they looked at Sha Xuan, meaning how should you deal with it now?

Sha Xuan looked at Yuan Yuan and Dan Dan expressionlessly. His eyes were sometimes sharp and sometimes cold, which made the two lion kings feel terrified.

Sure enough, Sha Xuan sneered: "The Jade Emperor gave you to me, which means that you are only destined to be servants. If you think it is unfair, you can only blame your fate for being like this!" As he said this, Sha Xuan raised his voice again.

Voice: "I want to ask you again, if the Jade Emperor asks you, do you dare to defend yourself to him?"

The two lion kings suddenly looked at each other, and Dandan said with some frustration: "Although I dare not defend myself to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, my master is not His Majesty the Jade Emperor. We obey His Majesty the Jade Emperor, and more importantly, we obey the royal authority and the laws of the immortal world!"

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Dandan's words hide another meaning, that is, although Sha Xuan is the master of the two lion kings in name, he actually followed Sha Xuan after losing a bet. There is also a more important meaning, but it is

The Jade Emperor arranged for them to serve Sha Xuan, which is equivalent to saying that they came to work for Sha Xuan, not the true servants who formed a blood alliance.

But when these words fell into Sha Xuan's ears, they clearly indicated a challenge to his authority, so Sha Xuan felt very angry.

When Xiao Yan saw that Sha Xuan's expression was wrong, she hurriedly said: "Hey, it's just a trivial matter, why do you need to make a fuss about it?"

Sha Xuan pushed Xiaoyan away and said in a deep voice: "When you come to my place, you must get rid of all the bad habits you had in the past. One more thing, I have never been a civil servant in the fairy world, so don't use royal power to suppress me!

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Dandan raised her head and argued: "Master, what you said is a bit unkind. How can we suppress you?"

"If you don't pressure me, then be obedient!"

Yuan Yuan suddenly said angrily: "Anyway, we are not your pet beasts. We brothers will go to His Majesty Emperor Mingyu now and ask him to reopen the Golden Gate and let us go back to guard the North Gate!"

"Do you want to rebel?" Sha Xuan was furious, raising his hand and wanting to strike down with a palm.

Dandan stepped forward and shouted: "You can fight, you are very powerful, you can fight however you want, but we won't accept it even if you beat us to death!"

Everyone was immediately at a loss. Seeing Sha Xuan and the two lion kings facing each other, they didn't know who to persuade.

Bai Min sighed and said: "Everyone, please stop saying a few words——"

Sha Xuan's hand stopped in the air. He could naturally kill the two lion kings with one palm, but with this palm strike, it really seemed that he was a little unreasonable. Moreover, the timid Bai Min seemed to be a little worried about the two lion kings.

Wang rebelled, and if Sha Xuan was not there at that time, she might have been a little careless, and she might not have been able to escape the fate of being devoured.

"Persuading people with reason, right?" Sha Xuan suddenly put down his palm, with a sneer flashing in his eyes, "I might as well tell you that my orders are the orders of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor must also listen to me!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard it. The land master whispered: "Brother, cough, you haven't taken the position yet!"

The two lion kings saw that Sha Xuan's eyes were so cold that they simply stopped talking. However, the expressions they stared at Sha Xuan clearly expressed the idea of ​​"you are bragging".

Sister Hu hurriedly tried to smooth things over and said: "Let's stop here. It's not good for the whole family to not say a word. It hurts the harmony. You have to blame the land brother for this. Who told him to be so confused?"

The land man raised his hand and slapped himself hard on the face: "Yes, yes, I am really old and confused!"

Sha Xuan shouted violently: "Brother Tutu, you are my sworn brother, don't belittle yourself here. If I don't educate these two ignorant guys well today, there will be no place for me to show my face!"

Bai Ling'er shouted nervously: "Brother Xuan——"

Xiaoyan also came up and pulled Shaxuan's hand: "Shaxuan——"

Bai Min was a little slow to react. She also wanted to give Sha Xuan a few words of advice, but Sha Xuan had already started speaking before she could speak: "Everyone, please don't interrupt. This is my family matter. As the saying goes, family scandals should not be made public.

The joke I made on you today is entirely because of my lax discipline, Sha Xuan. Since I dare to accept them, I naturally have the ability to surrender to them!"

Sha Xuan's words seemed a bit crazy. Everyone thought that Sha Xuan was going to use force, so that the two lion kings had closed their eyes in despair. If they fell to the ground and worshiped at this time, they might be able to save some face, but they

However, he and Sha Xuan nailed each other one by one. They were as stubborn as two stones sunk in a manure pit - smelly and hard!

Sha Xuan continued coldly: "Since you think that His Majesty the Jade Emperor can determine your freedom and judge your life and death, then well, I will call the Jade Emperor over now!"

Can the Jade Emperor be summoned casually? The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God didn't say anything. They all looked at Sha Xuan cautiously with suspicious eyes and wanted to remind him: Brother, you can't scare them like this.

Yes, you have boasted so much now, how can you stop it?

However, the three guys were shocked by Sha Xuan's angry aura. They had never seen Sha Xuan angry before. Now that they saw it, they suddenly felt a little scared. Therefore, no one dared to speak easily and joke again.

, they all looked down at their toes in silence, like three primary school students who had done something wrong.

The two lion kings were even less willing to argue. They seemed to think that Sha Xuan was scaring them, so the two lion kings lowered their heads at the same time and pretended to be confused. However, they were secretly happy in their hearts, as long as Sha Xuan could not invite the Jade Emperor.

, Sha Xuan's arrogance will naturally go down, and he may have to apologize to them by then!