Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 767: The thin horse joins the ginseng

Sha Xuan understood the thoughts of the two lion kings at a glance, and secretly laughed in his heart: I will call the Jade Emperor over now to see what these two things have to say.

However, Sha Xuan frowned and thought of a question: How about asking the Jade Emperor to come over? It would be great if Qin Jinzhu was here.

When Sha Xuan raised his head and looked at everyone, everyone thought he might have to make excuses for his bragging, especially the five Earth Immortals, who all secretly laughed at Sha Xuan's boasting.

"Which one of you will help me call the Jade Emperor?" As soon as Sha Xuan said these words, everyone suddenly laughed.

The Tutu Master tried hard to control his smile to avoid laughing wildly, which would appear to be disrespectful to Sha Xuan, but he said this: "Brother, although I know the way, as a village official of the Earth Immortal level like me, I will definitely enter."

If you can't get to Nantianmen, you'll be arrested and locked up. I can't help you with this matter, I'm powerless!"

Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er both laughed and shook their heads, saying they didn't know the way.

The mountain god grinned and said, "I smuggled myself into the sky. I don't have an ID card like a fairy root. If I show up outside, the patrolling heavenly soldiers will pick me up and throw me back to the mortal world at any time."

The river god nodded, indicating that he had the same reason as the mountain god.

Sha Xuan had no choice but to turn his eyes to look at Bai Min and Xiao Yan. Bai Min sighed and said, "My godmother is fine, but I don't know how to get to Nantianmen!"

Xiaoyan smiled and said: "Godmother is right, we are all road fools, this fairyland is like this, we will get lost as soon as we go out, it's not that we refuse, we really can't help you, Shaxuan."

Of course, Sha Xuan would not ask the two lion kings to call the Jade Emperor, because doing so would definitely be suspected of shirking responsibility, and Sha Xuan could not lose face.

In this dilemma, Sha Xuan thought of Ai Jia. If she was here, she would definitely be able to help him, and another question came to mind: when looking for a wife, you still need to find someone with a little bit of ability, otherwise, everything big and small will have to be dealt with.

How tiring it is to do it all by yourself!

Seeing that Sha Xuan was deep in thought, Bai Min said, "Sha Xuan, why don't you ask the old housekeeper to call him."

Sha Xuan's eyes lit up, and then he realized that there was someone he had missed. He nodded quickly and said yes, then turned around and shouted to the hall: "Old housekeeper, come here!"

Sha Xuan's voice was rich, but his show power was strong. The old butler seemed to be on standby in the palace at any time. He immediately turned out from the corner, quickly flew to Sha Xuan, bowed and asked: "Master, what do you want from me?"

What's the matter?"

Sha Xuan asked calmly: "Do you know the Jade Emperor?"

The old housekeeper hurriedly replied: "I know you."

Everyone almost laughed out loud. How could anyone in this immortal world not know the Jade Emperor?

Sha Xuan asked again: "Does he know you?"

The old housekeeper replied: "I don't know."

Sha Xuan couldn't help scratching his head. He didn't have any tokens to give to the old housekeeper. Even if he could fly to Lingxiao Palace, how could the Jade Emperor believe in him?

But Sha Xuan still had the courage to say to the old housekeeper: "Go and call the Jade Emperor for me now. Is there any problem?"

The old housekeeper quickly replied: "There is a problem."

"Say! What's the problem?"

The old housekeeper asked uneasily: "What will happen if His Majesty the Jade Emperor doesn't come?"

"How dare he come!" Sha Xuan shouted. He turned around and saw his sworn brothers and sisters looking at him in surprise, as if saying that Sha Xuan seemed unreasonable.

The old butler lowered his head and refused to answer. He was like a rubber ball that didn't have much anger to begin with. He had an attitude of "If you want to vent your anger, just vent it."

###Brother! Two shitty lion kings, Sha Xuan cursed in his heart: Why don’t you ask me to be a fucking postman?

Therefore, Sha Xuan shouted unhappily: "Old housekeeper, just go and ask him to come. Just tell him that I have something urgent to come to him. If he doesn't come, I will demolish his Lingxiao Palace to see if he can survive."

Do you work there?"

The old housekeeper nodded solemnly and said, "I'm going to go for a run right now."

Bai Min shook his head and scolded Sha Xuan: "Aren't you torturing the elderly?"

Sha Xuan shrugged innocently: "Godmother, I have no other choice!"

Bai Min sighed repeatedly, and Sha Xuan had no choice but to say to the old housekeeper: "I think you are indeed a bit senile. How about this? You go to my master to borrow a Pegasus first, and then ride over there."

The old housekeeper said: "There is a Pegasus at home, so there is no need to borrow this one."

"Okay, take it out first and let me take a look."

The old housekeeper turned around and flew to the palace, and quickly led the horse out.

Sha Xuan frowned when he saw the Pegasus in the hands of the old housekeeper: Where was this horse raised? How was it raised? Why is it so thin?

Everyone was shocked when they saw it. The land man shouted: "Oh, this horse is so thin that only bones are left. Can it still run?"

The old butler lowered his head and replied: "Although the horse is a little thinner, it will still be fine if it runs slower."

Sha Xuan frowned and asked, "How long does it take to get from here to Lingxiao Palace?"

"It will take about two hours." The old housekeeper carefully counted on his fingers, "It is equivalent to running around in the mortal world for a month."

"You have to run for so long?" Sha Xuan was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out, "I came back from Lingxiao Palace, and it seemed that I only flew for less than ten minutes, right?"

"This horse is old and thin." The old housekeeper explained, "He runs a little slower than me now."

These words almost made Sha Xuan faint. Everyone snickered. What kind of horse are you riding?

Sha Xuan said angrily: "If I feed this horse some tonic, can it run faster?"

The old housekeeper replied: "It depends on what kind of tonic you give."

Sha Xuan gritted his teeth and said, "Feed the ginseng fruit!"

The old housekeeper shook his head and said tremblingly: "No one at home has ginseng fruit. Only Zhenyuan Immortal has ginseng fruit in the sky. But the year before last, his old man held a personal ginseng banquet. Many immortals went there. It is said that at that time, many immortals

I only ate half of it, and the old slave thought, I'm afraid he doesn't have many ginseng berries anymore."

Bai Ling'er couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The old housekeeper raised his head, looked at Bai Ling'er in surprise and asked: "Girl, is this old slave wrong?"

Bai Ling'er quickly said: "No, old man."

"Then why are you laughing?" the old housekeeper asked curiously, "Old slave suddenly understood that on the day of the ginseng banquet, the girl was present. You thought of the scene of everyone sharing the ginseng fruit, so you laughed, right?"

Everyone laughed, and Sha Xuan secretly laughed. This old housekeeper might be an unreasonable old god who never leaves home.

Bai Ling'er blushed and said sarcastically: "How can I qualify to participate in Master Zhenyuan's ginseng banquet?"

The old housekeeper immediately looked at Bai Ling'er with respect and said: "Girl, you are so humble -"

Seeing that the old butler wanted to continue, Sha Xuan quickly interrupted him and said: "Okay, I'll feed this skinny horse a ginseng fruit right now!"

The old housekeeper immediately stared at Sha Xuan with strange eyes.

Sha Xuan asked in confusion: "Old housekeeper, what do you mean by looking at me like this?"

The old housekeeper asked seriously: "The Earth Mother attended the ginseng banquet two years ago. Did you ask for one from the master in private?"

Shaxuan felt dumbfounded: "I have a ginseng tree planted in my home, do I need to ask others for it?"

The old butler kept half-bowed and never looked around. He said in a daze: "Master, although there is a ginseng tree planted in this garden, it will take three thousand years for it to bloom!"

Sha Xuan pointed to the ginseng tree on the mountain opposite and said, "Old housekeeper, what do you think that is?"

The old housekeeper looked up and replied: "This illusion is really beautiful, with mountains, trees, and pets."

Sha Xuan glared at him and said loudly: "See clearly, that is not an illusion!"

"Isn't it an illusion?" The old housekeeper narrowed his eyes and looked at it again.

Bai Min quickly said: "Old man, these are all true."

The old housekeeper pointed to the ginseng tree and asked, "Is that tree fake?"

Sha Xuan said impatiently: "Really."

"Really?" The old housekeeper still refused to believe it and asked emphatically.

Sha Xuan was too lazy to explain to him anymore. He reached out and picked some ginseng fruits and came over. He walked in front of the thin horse, patted the horse's mouth and shouted: "Come on, open your mouth and eat the ginseng fruits!"

Although the thin horse is thin, it is an out-and-out Pegasus. Pegasus is a fairy beast, so it can naturally understand human speech. When it heard what Sha Xuan said, it immediately opened its mouth and took the ginseng fruit in, slurping a few bites.

Then he swallowed it eagerly into his belly!

The old housekeeper was suddenly stunned and stammered: "Is this a real ginseng fruit? If it is real, it would be such a waste. Only gods at the level of heavenly kings are allowed to eat ginseng fruits. How can they be given to Tianma?

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At this time, the two lion kings also opened their mouths in surprise. Their left glance looked at the ginseng tree on the opposite mountain, and their right glance looked at Pegasus who had eaten the ginseng fruit. Then they swallowed their saliva, as if they wanted to ask Sha Xuan for a taste.

Taste, but they had the guts to get into trouble with Sha Xuan just now, but now they didn't dare to speak rashly, and an annoyed look suddenly appeared on their faces.

After eating the ginseng fruit, the horse's whole body suddenly became rosy, and then it began to become plump, and its hair became much glossier. Moreover, its body also grew in circles, and it soon became strong!

Everyone sighed in horror.

The Land Master sighed with infinite envy: "It's so amazing! It's like a panacea for whitening bones and regenerating muscles!"

The mountain god extended his thumb to Sha Xuan and smiled flatteringly: "Brother, I admire you. You are so capable that you can get such a rare treasure."

Sha Xuan smiled proudly: "It's just good luck, hehe, not worth mentioning."

But the River God exclaimed: "Oh my God, this horse is still growing. It's still growing. How long will it grow?"

Bai Ling'er was so shocked that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear: "Oh my God, will it grow into an elephant?"

"Bailinger, you are so ignorant!" Sha Xuan laughed loudly: "No matter how big a horse is, it is still a horse, how can it be an elephant?"

Bai Ling'er said with a look of shame: "I am really ignorant."

Suddenly, the Pegasus, which was almost the size of an elephant, fell to the ground with a bang and neighed in pain!

Everyone was startled, and Sha Xuan was shocked: "Hey, what's going on?"

Xiaoyan was very careful and pointed at the horse's feet and said: "Sha Xuan, look at these horses' feet, they seem to be growing too slowly, can't they support such a big body?"

When Sha Xuan took a look, he realized that the horse's legs were not growing too slowly, but that they were growing too slowly. The Pegasus now looked like a fat elephant without legs supported on four bamboos!