Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 769: Super Rogue

Bai Min sighed and said, "What's the point of asking? Wouldn't it be better for everyone to live in peace?"

"That's different!" Xiao Ye said in a deep voice, "If there are no rules, there will be no rules. If everyone just does whatever they want, wouldn't the world be in chaos?"

The Tutu Master couldn't help but laugh. The most willful person in the world must be Sha Xuan. He actually has the nerve to educate others like this. He is really a typical example of being strict with others and being lenient to yourself!

Sha Xuan turned his head and glared at Lord Tutu: "You're laughing like shit!" Sha Xuan only had the following words left: I'm helping you!

The land man smiled busily, looked up and said, "Look at the day, the wind is sunny and beautiful, how wonderful it is! I am in a good mood and can't help but laugh."

Everyone subconsciously looked at the sky, thinking that the land lord would really find excuses for themselves. Unexpectedly, a strong wind suddenly blew over from the sky, making the surrounding mountains and forests roar. They saw the old butler riding the white dragon horse at high speed.

Then, when Kankan was about to fall to the ground, the dragon horse immediately turned into a white horse, raised its head and roared loudly, as if it was asking Sha Xuan for credit, as it had successfully completed its task.

Sha Xuan asked the old housekeeper: "How is it?"

The old housekeeper took a breath and replied: "I, I -"

Sha Xuan frowned and thought to himself, is Wang Xiu Shuang pretending not to know that I am calling him? Sha Xuan couldn't help but get angry and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"This dragon horse ran so fast that the wind blew into my mouth and I almost choked."

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment. It turned out that the old housekeeper was answering him incorrectly, so he had to ask again: "How did things go?"

"According to your wishes, Master, I shouted three times at the entrance of Lingxiao Palace, and I saw two groups of patrolling heavenly soldiers rushing out quickly——"

"What happened next?"

"Then? Then I quickly kicked Longma, turned the faucet and ran as hard as I could!" The old housekeeper wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise, I'm afraid I would have been caught by them by now.

Go and strike with lightning!"

Sha Xuan asked in surprise: "Why do you think they want to arrest you and beat you with lightning and lightning?"

The old housekeeper said with lingering fear: "I don't know when a stone tablet was erected at the entrance of Lingxiao Palace. It says: No idlers are allowed to make loud noises, and those who violate the order will be severely punished!"

The land master took over the conversation in surprise and asked: "Since there is such an order, then if you still go out and yell, aren't you looking for death?"

The old housekeeper sighed: "I dare not disobey the master's orders. Even if His Majesty the Jade Emperor knows about it, he also understands my difficulties. This is called everyone doing his own thing."

What the old butler said was a bit weird, and it sounded to everyone's ears as if he was forced out by Sha Xuan.

Bai Min said "Hey" and said, "Old housekeeper, you are kidding with your own life!"

The old butler bowed and replied: "Thankfully, I have fulfilled my mission!"

Lion King Yuanyuan said: "Old housekeeper, you are in big trouble. I'm afraid those heavenly soldiers and generals are coming to catch you!"

The lion king responded: "Old housekeeper, please hide quickly."

The old housekeeper shrank nervously and looked at Sha Xuan pitifully: "Master, I'm going to hide with Your Majesty Earth Mother now, do you think that's okay?"

Sha Xuan stretched out his hand and waved it twice, and said coldly: "As long as I'm here, why hide? Do you dare to embarrass me, the Jade Emperor?"

The river god and the mountain god looked at each other and exchanged glances. The river god whispered to Sha Xuan: "A good man will never suffer the consequences of his immediate loss. Brother, don't lose your dignity just to save face!"

Sha Xuan snorted: "I'm not even afraid, but you are afraid of a bird!"

At this moment, two gods as tall as giant towers suddenly appeared in the clouds in the sky. One wielded a golden hammer and the other wielded a giant axe. The one wielding the giant ax shouted: "Who was shouting in front of Lingxiao Palace just now?"

Yelling? Come forward and take the blame!"

The old housekeeper hid behind Sha Xuan with a cry, and asked anxiously: "Master, what should we do? This general is called the Giant Spirit God, and the pair of giant axes in his hands are very powerful!"

Sha Xuan sneered: "That's awesome!"

Bai Min sighed and scolded the old housekeeper: "There are some things you can't do. Why are you still obedient like a child?"

The old housekeeper argued: "There are few obedient children."

Sha Xuan had a cold face and was thinking about whether Wang Xiu Shuang would come, when he heard the Giant Spirit God shouting again: "If you don't come out to accept the crime, my giant ax will no longer recognize anyone!"

"Who are you threatening?" Sha Xuan raised his head and pointed at the Giant Spirit God and said, "Get down first!"

The giant spirit god was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise: "Why should I come down?"

Sha Xuan said angrily: "You are so high and mighty, I don't like it!"

The giant spirit god was furious: "Do I have to come down if you are unhappy?"

Sha Xuan replied: "Yes!"

The giant spirit god raised his huge ax and shouted: "You can come down if you want me to, but you have to ask my ax first if it agrees!"

The five Earth Immortals were suddenly frightened and sweating profusely, and they all thought to themselves: Now we are in trouble!

Sha Xuan raised his left hand and grabbed it in the air. There was an ax in his hand that was bigger than his head. Everyone was surprised. They turned to look at the Giant Spirit God and found that the ax he was holding in his right hand was missing. Suddenly

He was shocked: Sha Xuan actually snatched his ax away!

The Giant Spirit God was also stunned. He looked at Sha Xuan playing with his ax in amazement, and was dumbfounded for a moment.

Sha Xuan suddenly had a black dagger in his right hand. He pointed the tip of the dagger at the giant ax he held in his left hand and asked: "Let me ask you, will you agree to let that idiot come down?"

Everyone was stunned, wondering how the ax would agree?

Sha Xuan then said to the ax, "You won't agree, right?" After saying that, he raised the dagger and cut it towards the ax. Suddenly, a strong light came out, and in the blink of an eye, the ax was cut off.

A large piece fell to the ground with a thud.

The giant spirit god screamed in pain: "My poor ax——"

Sha Xuan glanced at him: "I think you are pitiful!" As he said that, he raised his dagger and cut three times in a row, like peeling a radish, and cut the ax into three pieces!

The giant spirit god's face was extremely ugly, but after living in the fairy world for tens of thousands of years, he could naturally tell the importance at a glance. The person who could cut his ax like a carrot was definitely not comparable to a king. Therefore, he

I don't dare to attack easily.

Sha Xuan raised his head and asked again: "Can't you come down?"

The giant spirit god jumped to the ground with a hurried sound, and said with a sad face: "Didn't I come down now? Please return my axe."

Sha Xuan threw the half-remaining ax to the Giant Spirit God and said, "If you had come down earlier, would I have done this?" From what Sha Xuan meant in his words, it seemed that the fault still lay with the Giant Spirit God.

The giant spirit god almost cried, what's this like? Isn't it too unreasonable?

Sha Xuan pointed at the big man wielding the hammer in the sky and said, "Would you like to come down too?"

The man who made the hammer hurriedly fell to the side of the Giant Spirit God: "I am just passing by and have nothing to do with this matter. Great Immortal, please show your kindness and don't destroy my weapon."

"Easy to say, easy to say!" Sha Xuan didn't embarrass him, "What's your name?"

"My surname is Wang, and they all call me Wang Ermazi." The man with the hammer quickly pointed at the old housekeeper and replied uneasily, "I'm not here to arrest that old man!"

Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er covered their mouths with their hands, trying hard not to laugh out loud, and thought to themselves: Isn't this three hundred taels of silver in this place?

"You're so good, please stand aside first." Sha Xuan smiled maliciously, and without criticizing him, he asked: "Is the Jade Emperor here?"

Wang Erpazi lowered his head and replied: "No."

Sha Xuan lowered his face and asked, "Why doesn't he come?"

"Look at the sky." Wang Ermazi pointed to the sky and said, "It's getting dark, and His Majesty has already retreated."

"You said he's off work?" Sha Xuan frowned and shouted, "Wang Er Mazi, go and call him over quickly."

Wang Erpazi was startled for a moment, then rolled his eyes cunningly, agreed, and then wanted to fly into the air.

"Wait!" Sha Xuan suddenly called him.

Wang Ermazi asked nervously: "Great Immortal, what other instructions do you have?"

Sha Xuan said expressionlessly: "Keep your golden hammer!"

Wang Erpazi was surprised: "Why do you want to keep my golden hammer?"

Sha Xuan sneered: "If I don't keep your golden hammer, what will you do if you run away?"

Wang Ermazi hurriedly vowed: "I will not run away."

"Since you won't run away, then lend me your golden hammer for a while!" Sha Xuan raised the dagger in his hand and said with a smile, "Normally, I won't break your golden hammer.

, However, if you go out and delay for a long time, I can't guarantee it!"

Before Sha Xuan finished speaking, there was an inexplicable golden hammer in his left hand. Wang Ermazi was shocked when he saw it and stammered: "Why did my golden hammer suddenly escape your hands?"

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Sha Xuan smiled evilly and replied: "Maybe it likes me."

Wang Ermazi knew clearly that he was being teased by Sha Xuan, but he did not dare to get angry and muttered: "Impossible!"

Sha Xuan suddenly shouted: "Go and call the Jade Emperor!"

Wang Ermazi panicked and nodded in agreement, but did not move even half a step, as if he still felt that it was not safe for his golden hammer to be placed here by Sha Xuan.

Sha Xuan got impatient and kicked out quickly. Wang Erpazi had no time to dodge, but was kicked by Sha Xuan on the buttocks. He suddenly yelled "Wow!", like a ball being kicked away. In an instant,

Rolled into the air! Then, Wang Er's pockmark turned into a flash of golden light and disappeared into the clouds.

Sha Xuan turned around and asked the Giant Spirit God with a smile: "Do you know me?"

The giant spirit god hurriedly said: "I don't know, which Buddha's incarnation are you?"

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment and asked: "Why do you look at me like this?"

"Other than the Buddha, who else has such ability?"

Sha Xuan extended his thumb to praise the Giant Spirit God: "Big man, you are very insightful."

The Giant Spirit God suddenly beamed with joy: "You, old Buddha, have boundless Dharma, can you help me restore the axe?"

"Okay!" As soon as Sha Xuan said these words, the Giant Spirit God almost knelt down in joy. Unexpectedly, Sha Xuan said again, "But why should I help you repair the axe?"

When the Giant Spirit God heard this, he almost fainted. Who is this person? He is obviously cheating!