Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 770: Deep Brotherly Love

After all, he is a great god, how could he be tricked by Sha Xuan like this? Bai Min couldn't bear it and said: "Sha Xuan, you broke my axe, you should compensate according to the price!"

Sha Xuan smiled nonchalantly and said, "He didn't ask me to compensate, which shows that he has many weapons!"

The giant spirit god stared at Sha Xuan in shock: "You, your name is Sha Xuan?"

Sha Xuan reached out and knocked the Giant Spirit God on the big head: "If you answer correctly, ten points will be added."

The Giant Spirit God hurriedly knelt down, threw down his axe, and kowtowed to the head: "The Giant Spirit God was ignorant of Mount Tai, and collided with you, the Great Immortal. Please don't blame me!"

Sha Xuan frowned: "Do you know me?"

"I don't know you." The giant spirit god shook his head and said, "But I have heard of you!"

The two lion kings stared at the Giant Spirit God in surprise. Yuanyuan asked: "Giant Spirit God, aren't you guarding the outside of the pass? Where have you heard of my master?"

The Giant Spirit God turned around and asked the Lion King Yuanyuan in surprise: "Who are you? How do you know that I am guarding the outside of the pass?"

Yuan Yuan swayed and regained his huge lion body in an instant. In the blink of an eye, he shrank back to his childlike appearance and then laughed: "Do you know who I am?"

"You are the Lion King guarding Beitianmen?!" The Giant Spirit God was shocked, "You are resigning?"

Yuanyuan nodded, lowered his head and said with some embarrassment: "We brothers want to change our environment."

At this moment, a burst of fairy music was heard in the air, and a sedan pulled by eight dragons and horses appeared in the clouds.

Four powerful men in armor stood around the sedan. In the sedan sat a man with a beaded crown on his head. He had a majestic manner and extremely strange eyes, which were thin and long, and the eyeballs actually moved sideways inside.

The two lion kings only glanced at each other, then suddenly knelt on the ground and shouted in unison: "I will finally meet His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"

It turns out that the Jade Emperor is really here! The five immortals hurriedly knelt down and shouted at the top of their lungs: "Long live, long live, long live!"

The old housekeeper naturally knelt down. When Bai Min was about to kneel down, Sha Xuan reached out to hold her up and prevented her from kneeling down. Seeing that Sha Xuan had no intention of kneeling down, Xiao Yan simply stood still. Anyway, she thought of herself.

In his previous life, he was just a mimosa. Even if he offended the Jade Emperor in this life, he would not be much different in the next life. Therefore, Xiao Yan stayed close to Sha Xuan calmly and didn't pay much attention to him.

The giant spirit god waited quietly beside him with a grimace and said nothing.

Sha Xuan raised his head and pointed at the Jade Emperor and sneered: "Aren't you off work?"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly walked out of the sedan, stepped on the fairy clouds, and landed directly in front of Sha Xuan. To everyone's surprise, he laughed and said, "If you call me for something, do I dare not to work overtime?"

Sha Xuan sneered and said: "You work overtime and still take a public car. You really don't distinguish between public and private affairs and are completely corrupt!"

"Private car, private car, hey!" The Jade Emperor glanced at the people kneeling on the ground and quickly changed the subject and said, "Everyone, get up. Kneeling for a long time is not good for your health. Some people will say that I am playing with my privileges."

The two lion kings kowtowed again before getting up from the ground.

The five immortals stood up flattered and kept saying "Thank you Lord for your kindness".

Especially Sister Hu, who met the Jade Emperor for the first time, whispered to Bai Ling'er: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor is very amiable, which is completely inconsistent with the rumors!"

Bai Ling'er said solemnly: "Maybe the rumors are wrong."

Sha Xuan looked at the Jade Emperor without warning and asked: "Your people have offended me, how should I deal with it?"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly asked: "Who is so bold and dares to offend you, eldest brother?"

The two lion kings said at the same time: "We have no intention of offending, and we sincerely ask His Majesty the Jade Emperor to learn from this."

The Jade Emperor turned his head and glanced at the two lion kings, frowned and asked: "What on earth have you two done? Tell it from the facts!"

Yuan Yuan said anxiously: "We didn't do anything."

"Didn't do it?" The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "No, this is impossible. How could my elder brother wrongly accuse you?"

"Let me tell you." Dandan said with a sad face, looking at the earthly man standing next to him with his head bowed, "Your Majesty, the thing is like this, this mortal earthly man worships us when he sees us, I asked him

What is the relationship with the master? He said it was brotherly relationship, so we got angry."

Yuanyuan quickly added: "Your Majesty, since he and my master are brothers, he came to worship us on purpose. Isn't he just trying to entertain us?"

The Jade Emperor asked noncommittally: "Have you finished talking? Is that all?"

The two lion kings nodded and said yes.

The Jade Emperor suddenly scolded: "Your grandma's two bullshit lion kings, you are so amazing, why can't others entertain you?"

The two lion kings were immediately called stupid.

Such words came from the Jade Emperor's mouth, and the five immortals were stunned.

The Jade Emperor continued to teach the two lion kings: "You deserve a beating!" At this point, he suddenly turned to Sha Xuan and asked: "Brother, I heard that you and this little earth are sworn brothers?"

"Yes, there are them." Sha Xuan pointed to the river god, mountain god, Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er and introduced, "This is Hetou, your subordinate; this is the wild boar, also your subordinate; her name is Sister Hu,

She is a fox fairy. Is this little sister good? Her name is Bai Ling'er, she is in charge of birds."

The five immortals quickly looked at the Jade Emperor with respect.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "When your Xuanyuan Hotel opened, I only saw Xiao Tutu and this sister Bai Ling'er. I didn't expect you to have sworn sworn brothers and sisters, and you are better at playing than me!"

All the immortals were secretly surprised. Bai Ling'er boldly asked with a chuckle: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, did you really come to Brother Xuan's hotel when it opened? I was so sorry that I didn't see it.

you."

"I was still young at that time, hey, you wouldn't know me." The Jade Emperor immediately laughed, "Since you are my eldest brother's sworn brothers and sisters, you can also be regarded as my brothers and sisters."

All the immortals were flattered and laughed and said, "Your Majesty is really good at joking."

"You are not joking." The Jade Emperor turned to the two lion kings and shouted, "Knowing that your master is my sworn eldest brother, and they are my eldest brother's sworn brothers and sisters, but you don't know what is good and what is good, tell yourself, what's the matter? Cut it.

One soul, or two souls?" After that, he added seriously, "If the soul is incomplete and sent to reincarnation, it will not be reincarnated. Do you all understand?"

The two lion kings broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly knelt down, shouting: "I know my mistake, Your Majesty, please spare my life!"

All the immortals were shocked. They did not expect that the Jade Emperor's punishment would be so severe. Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er were daughters at heart, so they couldn't bear it and quickly looked at Sha Xuan for help.

Sha Xuan immediately nodded, reached out and patted the Jade Emperor on the shoulder and said: "They are not guilty of ignorance. There is no need to go to war in this matter."

The Jade Emperor smiled calmly and said: "It's all up to you, big brother. You have the final say on how to deal with them!"

Seeing the Jade Emperor's words, the two lion kings hurriedly crawled to Shaxuan on their knees, hugged his feet respectively and said: "Master, please forgive us this time. We will never dare to make such a mistake again."

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Sha Xuan asked expressionlessly: "Is this what you really think?"

The two lion kings said with a cry: "It's absolutely true, Master!"

"Very good, I also want to ask you: Do you still want to return to Beitianmen to be the fifth-grade guard?"

"I don't want to anymore!"

Sha Xuan shook his head and continued to ask: "Don't you want to be an official anymore?"

The two lion kings shook their heads vigorously and said that they just wanted to follow Sha Xuan and live through fire and water, and did not want to be officials.

Sha Xuan stretched out his right index finger and shook it, and said implicitly: "You still have to be an official, but don't be a small official anymore. After a while, I will make you all a big official!"

The two lion kings said hello repeatedly, but they were thinking in their hearts: This is a piece of candy that cannot be eaten, just like a placebo shot.

The Jade Emperor looked surprised, turned around and asked Sha Xuan in a low voice: "Brother, have you figured it out?"

Sha Xuan deliberately pretended to be confused and asked: "What have you figured out?"

The Jade Emperor said cautiously: "Your Majesty the Earth Mother wants to elect you as the Supreme Being of the Immortal Realm. You have never wanted to do it. Now, what is the reason that prompted you to suddenly figure it out?"

Sha Xuan laughed loudly: "It's good to be an official. After work, you can still use the government car as your own."

"Brother, you are making fun of me." The Jade Emperor couldn't help but said with a smile, "Brother, being an official is not only a benefit, but it also has a bad side."

Sha Xuan glanced at the Jade Emperor: "Tell me, what's wrong with him?"

"Brother, look at me, I only have one wife." The Jade Emperor said with a bad smile, "Brother, you have many. Brothers are very envious!"

"If you want to marry more wives, who can stop you?" Sha Xuan grabbed the Jade Emperor's ears and said, "Who told you that you are a good man with soft ears?"

The Jade Emperor coughed, pushed away Sha Xuan's hand and whispered: "There are so many subordinates watching, brother, please save some face for me."

"Okay!" Sha Xuan patted the Jade Emperor on the shoulder and said with a smile: "I gave you a face, and you have to give me a face too!"

The Jade Emperor's eyes moved sideways once, and he asked puzzledly: "Brother, what kind of face do you want me to give you?"

Sha Xuan smiled lightly and said: "Look, it's not easy for the five sworn brothers and sisters like me to come to heaven once. You are the master here, so you have to show something, right?"

"Brother, are you blackmailing me?" Jade Emperor deliberately made a fuss and shouted, but his face showed no surprise at all, as if he was used to being blackmailed by Sha Xuan.

"Speaking so harshly, is this called extortion? My brother is not your brother. There is such a law in the world that brothers and sisters have the obligation to help each other. Could it be that after you got to heaven, you took advantage of human relations and accidents?

Have you forgotten all?" Sha Xuan said seriously.

After educating the Jade Emperor carefully, the eyes of all the immortals were slit with laughter. They secretly thought that His Majesty the Jade Emperor would reward him with a magic weapon or something. Even if it was not worth much, he could show it off to his peers when he took it back to the mortal world.

Ichiban, that is a gift from the Jade Emperor!

The Jade Emperor pretended to be helpless, shaking his head and smiling: "Brother, your brother is my brother, your mother is also my mother, and your wife——"

Sha Xuan reached out and knocked the Jade Emperor on the head. The Jade Emperor chuckled and said, "Of course your wife is still your wife!"

Everyone in the venue was stunned to see the intimacy between Sha Xuan and Jade Emperor. Everyone was thinking in their hearts: Are they brothers?