Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 771: Official appointment and reward

Sha Xuan laughed and urged: "Stop being pretentious and tell me quickly, how do you reward these sworn brothers and sisters of mine?"

The Jade Emperor stopped smiling and asked the Land Master: "It's up to you to tell me what rewards you want, and I will try my best to satisfy you."

Tu Tu Ye looked at the Jade Emperor flattered, and stammered: "Your Majesty, actually my requirements are not high -" At this point, Tu Tu Ye's eyes began to roll, and he seemed to be struggling in his heart, what to mention.

Such requirements are appropriate.

The Jade Emperor smiled and asked: "How high is not high? You have to tell me and I will consider it as appropriate."

The Land Lord gritted his teeth and said: "Your Majesty, in the past I could only manage the land of Duyun City. Can you be merciful and let me manage a province including Duyun City?" At this point,

Seeing that the Jade Emperor's expression did not change at all, the Land Master quickly and cautiously added: "No, two provinces. Do you think that's okay?"

"Hahaha!" The Jade Emperor suddenly laughed loudly. He turned to Sha Xuan and said, "You are a humble land brother, that's right!"

The Land Master was overjoyed and immediately knelt down on the ground and bowed three times: "I thank you, Lord, for your kindness!"

Sha Xuan sneered and cursed: "You have no ambition!" In fact, Sha Xuan had already seen that the Jade Emperor didn't take the request of Lord Tutu seriously at all.

The Jade Emperor turned around and asked the River God: "What do you want? Tell me."

From the process just now, the River God finally understood that the Land Master had suffered a hidden loss. Therefore, the River God thought about it and said: "Brother Hou (the Land Master) and I were actually in charge of the same area in the past. Now he is in charge of the same area."

My territory has been taken away, and I have nothing to do. Your Majesty, can you second me to the heaven for training?"

As soon as these words came out, the land man's eyes widened and he secretly shouted: "This guy is very courageous!"

"Very interesting." The Jade Emperor asked with great interest, "In what areas do you want to be trained?"

The River God said solemnly: "Your Majesty, I am a humble minister with average skills and little ability to lead troops in battle. I am not qualified for ordinary military positions. I only seek a civilian position. Whether the official position is large or small, it is all at your Majesty's discretion."

The Jade Emperor laughed: "You guy, you actually asked me to test me. If I give you a small official, I'm afraid my elder brother won't agree. If I give you a big official, you won't be able to do it. Let me think about it, um,

By the way, let's do this, I will give you a third-grade idle position, and you only need to supervise the emperors of all sizes for me. If they do not abide by the law, or harm the people, you must report the list to me in time, and I will send someone

Go deal with it.”

The River God was overjoyed, knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times.

The land man was immediately dumbfounded, raised his hand and slapped himself, secretly cursing himself for being so stupid.

The River God stood up and deliberately pretended not to understand and said to the Earth Master: "You are in charge of two provinces, and you are a bigger official than the provincial governor. You are equivalent to a second-rank official. It's your turn to take advantage of you!"

Sister Hu smiled and said: "He is an official in the mortal world, how can he compare with you, an official in heaven!"

The land man said angrily: "Compared to you, you piece of shit, Hetou, no matter how old I am, I am only a village official. Even the head of Huaxi Village is still far behind you! You piece of shit, you are just a village official."

, indeed cunning!”

The river god smiled proudly and said: "Little Tutu, you are too humble, hehe."

The Jade Emperor smiled noncommittally and asked the mountain god: "Mountain Boar, what about you? What is your request?"

The Mountain God thought about it seriously, fearing that he would be like a land lord and want a petty official. Naturally, he hoped to be like the River God, and become a third-grade official. However, although a third-grade official who only takes a salary and does nothing is

Comfortable, but nowhere

Where are there so many such officials? The mountain god had no idea for a moment, so he lowered his head and said cunningly: "Your Majesty, I don't know what kind of official position I am qualified for. Just appoint me an official about the same size as the head of the river.

, I don’t have high demands.”

"Aren't you asking too much?" The land master was so angry that he blew his beard, "That's a third-grade official!"

The Jade Emperor smiled deliberately and said: "There are not so many third-grade idle positions in Heaven. I don't know what kind of official position I should give you now."

This is obviously a rubber ball. Sha Xuan hurriedly gave the mountain god a wink. Don't believe it. If you believe it, you will suffer a loss.

The mountain god looked up and saw Sha Xuan's reminder, and quickly said: "Your Majesty, your Majesty, please make the decision."

The Jade Emperor nodded and asked, "What do you like to do? What skills do you have?"

The mountain god said cautiously: "I usually like to play mahjong, go fishing and so on, but I don't have any great skills. I can eat and drink just fine. If I really talk about my abilities, I am the best at bringing others together."

The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "Bringing together good things? Do you like to be a matchmaker?"

When the mountain god heard this, he immediately thought of Yue Lao. This old god's job was not easy to do. The Jade Emperor might have misunderstood that he wanted to be Yue Lao. How could this work? The mountain god hurriedly said: "No, no, Your Majesty, the good thing I said is,

It means helping others thread the needle and making everyone rich."

"Oh!" The Jade Emperor smiled, "Well, since you like to play karate, then I will make you an official of the God of Wealth, so that you can be worshiped every day. I don't think anyone in the world would dare except the emperor who loves the country.

Offend you. How?"

"God of Wealth?" The Mountain God was stunned for a moment, and many scenes flashed through his mind. Many big and small shops in the world worship the God of Wealth. It seems that it must be very satisfying to be such a god! So, is the Mountain God happy?

He couldn't help but agreed: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Sha Xuan suddenly looked at the Jade Emperor and asked: "What about the former God of Wealth?"

Only then did everyone think of this problem, and the Earth Master immediately breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself that if the river god and the mountain god both went to heaven, he would feel even more disadvantaged.

The Jade Emperor said: "Brother's consideration is not unreasonable. The former God of Wealth abided by his duties at work. Naturally, I cannot remove him from his official position without reason. However, the God of Wealth recently applied to the Heavenly Court. He said he wanted to change his environment. Heavenly Court

We happen to be short of a housekeeper, so let him do it."

Bai Ling'er asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, is the official of the Chief of Internal Affairs bigger, or is the current official of the God of Wealth bigger?"

"The Chief of Internal Affairs is a second-grade official, but the God of Wealth's current official is a third-grade official. I am promoting him!" The Jade Emperor looked up to the sky and laughed, "I mean, wild boar, if the God of Wealth knew that he was promoted because of you.

, I’m afraid I’ll prepare a big gift for you!”

The mountain god smiled and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, okay! I don't want any gifts from him. As long as he is willing to teach me how to make people rich, I will be grateful."

The land master was very discouraged and felt even more unbalanced. He couldn't help but said: "Board, your majesty's change is complicated, and it must be because of your limited ability. Otherwise, you would have been made the head of the house."

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The mountain god was startled and thought to himself that it makes sense. If he had higher requirements, he might actually be able to become a second-grade official!