Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 773: The Fox Immortal Enlightenment

The Tutu Master struggled to get up from the ground, and shouted with a sad face: "Your Majesty, don't worship me. How can I, a village official, withstand your worship? I'm afraid that my small temple in the mortal world has been destroyed by your worship."

Got it!"

The Jade Emperor still wanted to tease the Earth Master, so he continued to lean forward. Sha Xuan took a step forward and stood between the two of them. He stared at the Jade Emperor and said with a wicked smile: "You can worship me, but if you can bow me down, I will give you a

Eat some candy."

The Jade Emperor straightened up cunningly, raised his head, and smiled: "I don't like sweets."

Sha Xuan didn't give the Jade Emperor a chance to breathe, and asked: "It's okay not to eat candy, but what about Brother Land?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes drifted rapidly, and he immediately replied: "No problem."

"Don't tell me it's okay, I want to be practical." There was a sneer on Sha Xuan's lips. It was his brother's. Do you want to fool yourself like this? Do you think I am just paper covering the windows?

The Jade Emperor sneered and said: "Xiao Tu Tu was originally a subordinate cadre. After many years of experience in the mortal world, he has no merit but hard work. I will notify Taibai Jinxing to register for him. When a suitable official position becomes vacant, he will be appointed to take office immediately.

Brother, do you think this is good?"

"What a fart." Sha Xuan waved his hand and said, "Don't think that I don't understand the rules of your officialdom. It's not up to you to decide whether there is a vacancy. Those kings, especially the guy holding the Linglong Tower

, I have been working for so long and have not achieved any results, so I asked him to retire and return to his hometown."

The Jade Emperor trembled and said hurriedly: "Brother, you can't mess around. Although King Tota Li has no obvious political achievements, he is an evergreen tree in my central heaven. Each of his three sons is more outstanding than the other."

, especially the third prince Nezha is the most famous. If I remove King Li Tianwang without any reason, I am afraid that no one in the sky will be willing to accept it. Moreover, even if I forcibly make Xiaotu Tu the king of heaven, will he be qualified for the position of king of heaven?"

Sha Xuan frowned and thought to himself: What the Jade Emperor said makes sense.

Seeing that Sha Xuan was deep in thought, the Jade Emperor turned around and said to the Earth Lord: "The job of the King of Heaven is not easy. Wherever there are monsters, he has to take the lead in the charge to subdue them. If he is not careful, he may be killed by the monsters.

The thick smoke and poisonous mist turned it into something ugly, let alone picking up girls, even

Even if you go to a karaoke bar and do karaoke, you will be laughed at. Of course, Brother Land, you have to be the King of Heaven, so I have no choice but to help you take office. However, if you suffer a loss in the future, don’t blame me for not warning you beforehand.

!I am doing this for your own good, can you express your opinion?"

When the Earthly Lord heard what the Jade Emperor said, he didn't dare to have any objections. He hurriedly said: "The humble minister has no ability, and he will never be the king of heaven. Please don't embarrass the humble minister."

Sha Xuan wished he could give the Land Master a flying kick. This guy was really stuck in the mud. He actually gave up such a good opportunity.

The Jade Emperor struck again while the iron was hot and said: "Brother Land, I have thought about it. I have always appointed officials based on the principle of knowing people and making good use of them. I know some of your past deeds. How about this? I will send you a happy birthday."

God’s official, what do you think?”

"The God of Joy?" The Earth Master was stunned for a moment, then asked, "What does the God of Joy do?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "All weddings and funerals in the world are under the control of the God of Joy. For example, which family marries a daughter or a daughter-in-law, you have to take care of them."

Sha Xuan asked in surprise: "How come I haven't heard of such a thing?"

The Earth Master echoed and said, "Yes, I have been in the mortal world for many years, and I don't know exactly what the God of Joy does."

"You don't understand this." The Jade Emperor said with a smug smile, "Mortals often say that 'lucky stars shine brightly'. You should have heard of it, right?"

The land man nodded hurriedly and replied seriously: "I have heard this sentence before."

"The God of Joy is actually a lucky star. These days, everyone knows that those who can attract lucky stars in the world are mostly rich and powerful people. Of course, if the land eldest brother has a happy event, he can also use his hand to

You have the right to take care of such a beautiful girl, right?" The Jade Emperor laughed loudly. When the Land Master heard this, he immediately said with a smile: "I give them good things, and they have to give me good things, right?

"

"Yes! This is called reciprocity." The Jade Emperor patted the Earth Master on the shoulder and said, "You have finally figured it out. I have given you such a big benefit, why don't you thank me?"

The land man only thought about good things and could not think of anything else. He immediately knelt down and kowtowed three times, shouting: "Thank you Lord for your kindness, long live, long live, long live."

The Jade Emperor said cheerfully: "Get up, we are all one family. What do you mean by kneeling like this all the time?"

Sha Xuan asked with a smile, "What rank is the God of Joy?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned. The River God and the Mountain God simultaneously raised their heads and looked at the Jade Emperor with questioning eyes. The Earth God got up from the ground, and then realized that he had overlooked an important issue, and quickly looked at the Jade Emperor eagerly.

The Jade Emperor smiled slyly and said: "In the past, the God of Joy was a fourth-rank official. Well, now that the land eldest brother has become this official, he naturally has to readjust. I think so, he will be temporarily designated as a third-rank official, just like them (He

God and mountain god) are on the same level, is it fair for me to deal with it this way?"

"Third grade? Okay, okay!" The Tutu Master was overjoyed and almost knelt down again. Sha Xuan thought to himself: Although your lucky star can shine everywhere, and no one dares to offend you, you can't get much practical benefits.

What's the benefit? At best, others will treat you as a good person and be grateful.

The Jade Emperor saw that Sha Xuan had a different look in his eyes, and hurriedly said: "You three have become third-rank officials, so naturally you have to enjoy the treatment of third-rank officials. When I return to the palace, I will immediately issue an edict and order the master Luban to bring people to each of you."

Build a beautiful palace. Please discuss first where you plan to choose the site for your house."

The Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God burst into laughter upon hearing this.

The River God said: "The sky is so big, I don't know where to choose. Your Majesty, I beg you to build my palace next to the palace of the small land and the wild boar."

The mountain god beamed with joy: "I don't have any objection to where the palace should be built. I just hope that the palace can be built in the mountains, not in the plains."

The Tutu Master learned the lesson this time. He took over the conversation and said: "Everything is subject to His Majesty's decree. Wherever Your Majesty builds our palace, we will naturally live there." After saying this, the Tu Tu Master looked happy.

Glancing at the river god and the mountain god

The eyes seem to be saying, look at how good my answers are. Unlike you, who only know how to make silly conditions. Most of these treasures in the heavenly mountains are under the control of those great gods and immortals. It’s just you and me who can choose a geomantic treasure.

Come?

The Jade Emperor's face glowed with joy and he waved his hand: "Okay, then it's settled. You all can step back."

The three guys who had benefited quickly thanked them.

Sha Xuan thought to himself: Brother Tu, Hetou and Shanzhu have no real abilities. The Jade Emperor gave them a third-grade official position, but it was not an injustice to them. Therefore, Sha Xuan did not raise any objections.

The Jade Emperor turned to look at Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er again, and asked with a faint smile: "Tell me about your requirements. Although there are not many female officials in the sky, I will still try my best to satisfy you. After all, you are also my eldest brother's sister.

My sister and I will certainly not neglect you."

Sister Hu said a long blessing to the Jade Emperor, and then smiled calmly and said: "Your Majesty, I am just a vixen with a little success in cultivation. It is not easy to achieve the little achievements I have today. I sincerely ask your Majesty to grant my two requests.

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When everyone heard this, they thought to themselves: Sister Hu's demands are not low. She made two demands at the first mention.

The Jade Emperor nodded, frowned, and asked: "What is your request? Please put it forward first and let me hear it."

Sister Hu cleared her throat and said solemnly: "My two requests, the first is that your Majesty please decree that from now on, you will no longer treat my brothers and sisters who are cultivating hard in the world as monsters.

, in particular, the Thunder God and the Lightning Girl are not allowed to vent their anger on us, let alone hit us. Your Majesty, is this request of mine not excessive?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and said in a daze: "Your request is just a small problem, but there are good and bad vixens in the world. I admit that most of you are good, but there are also a few.

The vixen violates the rules of heaven and secretly absorbs the yang energy of mortal men to help her practice." At this point, the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "If I agree to your request, men in this world may suffer!"

Sister Hu shook her head slightly and argued confidently: "Your Majesty, most of the men in the world who are seduced by our vixens are not firm in their stance. They are lustful and greedy for money." Sister Hu paused and turned her head to glance at the Land Master.

, the river god and the mountain god looked at each other, which was equivalent to comparing them. The three guys were extremely thick-skinned, and their expressions remained unchanged, as if lustful men couldn't get along with them. Sister Hu went on to say: "If all men in the world were like Liu Xia

Hui is so calm and takes his married wife seriously, how can they be seduced by our vixen?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and looked at Sha Xuan, and said insinuatingly: "Brother, what Sister Hu said is very reasonable, what do you think?"

Sha Xuan chuckled slyly and said: "Brother is still young and not married yet. I am not qualified to express my opinion on this issue. I only remember the saying: if you are not romantic, you will waste your youth. I am just following the trend of history, and you guys

The old guy can't compare."

Sha Xuan used "brother" in his mouth and came up with some absurd reasoning, which made the Jade Emperor dumbfounded.

Sister Hu said plausibly: "Your Majesty, the world often wrongs us. Those high-ranking officials and those hypocrites. They want to play tricks on themselves. After being caught by the tiger at home, they often say that we vixens seduced them without thinking about it.

This is especially unfair to them. After all, a slap in the face can't make a sound. If their hearts are as calm as water, how can we vixens seduce them? Therefore, I would like to ask your majesty to issue an edict. Even if it cannot clear our name, we should stop shouting.

The Thunder God and the Lightning Mother are here to meddle in other people’s business, so why not just let nature take its course?”