Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 774: Cheating Fairy

The Jade Emperor nodded while listening, and waited patiently until Sister Hu finished speaking, and then said: "I can't control whether other people regard you as evildoers, but I can agree to prohibit Thunder God and Lightning God from interfering with you in the future.

Life. What else? What is your second request?"

Sister Hu turned her head and gave Sha Xuan a gentle look and said, "I am a female prostitute, and I am not very interested in being an official. I just want to follow brother Sha."

Sha Xuan was stunned and speechless for a moment.

The land master was surprised and said: "Sister Hu, don't you also have a crush on your brother?"

"Only you have such disgusting thoughts." Sister Hu spat and smiled, "In the future, I can help Brother Sha take care of the children. I think that will be a good life."

Bai Min finally intervened and said hurriedly: "Oh, I can just do this kind of thing. I don't need to trouble you."

Sister Hu had a flirtatious look in her eyes and said with a sweet smile: "Brother Sha has more than one wife. He will give birth to a lot of babies. Godmother, are you busy enough?"

Everyone roared with laughter, and Sha Xuan broke into sweat and said, "I haven't grown up yet. How can I dare to raise a baby?" What Sha Xuan said is not unreasonable. If calculated from the time he spent growing up in the mortal world,

He may have only lived for a total of seventeen or eighteen years. Although he is considered an adult, his body is not fully mature yet.

The Jade Emperor laughed again: "Your request is very special. I can't make the decision. You have to ask my elder brother." After saying that, he cast his teasing eyes on Sha Xuan, as if to say: Brother, you are not suitable for all ages.

, you don’t mind radish and cabbage, right?

Sister Hu shook her head and said seriously: "Your Majesty, Brother Sha will not refuse, but I don't have immortal roots. If I stay in this immortal world, I can only count as a temporary residence, and I don't even have a temporary residence permit. If I stay for a long time, I will inevitably be taken away from the immortal world.

If the police catch me and send me back to the mortal world, I will be miserable."

The Jade Emperor laughed: "This is easy. I will ask them to apply for your immortal ID card tomorrow."

It seemed that everyone had been in the mortal world, and they were not tired at all when talking. Only the giant spirit god next to him was dumbfounded and didn't know what the temporary residence permit and ID card meant.

Sister Hu further asked Sha Xuan with a smile: "Brother Sha, you don't mind that the elder sister is a vixen, do you?"

Sha Xuan quickly waved his hand and said with a smile: "Sister Hu is thinking too far. You and I are sworn siblings, how can there be so many explanations."

Sister Hu suddenly burst into laughter: "So, you promised me?"

"Yes, I agreed."

Sister Hu happily reached out and hugged Sha Xuan. Although she called herself the eldest sister, she looked at least a little older than Xia Qing, with a slimmer waist and more protruding breasts, which made her more attractive. Sha Xuan was hugged by her and smelled

Feeling the good smell on her body, he suddenly became excited, and the younger brother immediately turned his head and saluted.

The land man licked his tongue and whispered: "Mature women are indeed more attractive than little sisters."

The only person in the room who couldn't joke was Bai Min. She quickly turned her head away and pretended not to hear.

Sister Hu turned her head and stared at the Land Master with a smile but an anger, and said coyly: "You are asking for a beating!"

The land man stepped forward with his chest out, salivating and shouted: "You are my wife unless I beat you."

"How dare you take advantage of me!" Sister Hu said "poof" and raised her palm, but she didn't know where to hit her, so she had to kick her on the Tutu Master's lap.

The land master immediately said with satisfaction: "Hitting is a close relationship, scolding is a love, it is true."

Sister Hu was speechless at the moment. The best way to deal with such a scoundrel who was as thick-skinned as a city wall was to ignore him.

Bai Ling'er looked at the Earth Master and shook her head in disappointment. She took a deep breath and said directly to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, can I state my request?"

The Jade Emperor nodded: "Tell me, I won't favor one over the other."

Bai Ling'er then said with a smile: "Actually, my request is the same as that of the eldest sister. If I don't want to be an official, I can just follow Brother Xuan to play in the world. Is that okay?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly realized and asked: "You also want an ID card from the immortal world, right?"

Bai Ling'er nodded coquettishly: "Well, is that okay? Your Majesty."

"No problem, I will ask them to handle your identity tomorrow." The Jade Emperor smiled and turned to Sha Xuan and said, "Brother, you are so lucky."

Sha Xuan glanced at the light and lively Bai Ling'er, and was naturally happy, but on the surface he pretended not to understand and changed the subject: "Everyone has his own life. As long as he can find happiness, of course he will be blessed."

The Jade Emperor laughed loudly, then glanced at the five earth immortals, and began to make a concluding speech: "I am thinking that among you, Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er may have made the most correct choice. Maybe Xiaotutu, Hetou

He Shanzhu is not convinced, but I tell you, the happiest people in these realms are actually the happiest people who can escape from my three realms and are not in the five elements!"

When the Jade Emperor said this, Sha Xuan and the five Earth Immortals immediately thought of Sister Ling, who had sworn sworn vows with them back then. She was a free and unfettered hidden immortal. Moreover, Sister Ling had a very good temperament. It was said that she went to the

He can make friends with the king of heaven, and he can make friends with the tree demons. He really doesn't pay attention to worldly things.

Sister Hu then said, "Brother Sha is getting married tomorrow. It would be great if we could invite Sister Ling."

The other four Earth Immortals all nodded in agreement. They all raised their heads and looked at Sha Xuan. Sha Xuan shook his palms and said, "Don't count on me. I don't know where Sister Ling is!"

The Jade Emperor frowned and asked, "Who is Sister Ling?"

The Earth Master said: "She is a hidden immortal. It is said that she lives in Lingyun Mansion in the immortal world."

The Jade Emperor said "Oh": "I know where it is. Is this Sister Ling your friend?"

All the immortals hurriedly said that she, like everyone else, was sworn brother and sister.

The Jade Emperor nodded and said: "I will notify Lingyun Mansion tomorrow. As for whether I can notify her personally, I don't know for sure."

At this time, Sha Xuan suddenly thought of the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum again, and said to the Jade Emperor: "I have never gone to see Ye Ling because I don't know the way to heaven. You might as well find someone to guide me."

The Jade Emperor pointed at the Giant Spirit God, nodded and said: "Okay, it's up to him." Then he drank to the Giant Spirit God in a deep voice and said: "These days, you will listen to my elder brother's orders for the time being, and serve carefully. If anything goes wrong, I will

I'm asking you! Do you understand me?"

The giant spirit god hurriedly agreed: "I will remember your majesty's instructions and serve your majesty with all my responsibilities."

The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "You should do things for my elder brother."

The giant spirit god hurriedly changed his words: "I will do my best to serve your majesty's eldest brother, the prince!"

Everyone was stunned. Sha Xuan only thought that the title of the Giant Spirit God was a bit strange, but could not refute him for the moment.

After the Jade Emperor left, the Earth God, the River God and the Mountain God all jumped up for joy.

But Xiao Yan pulled Sha Xuan's sleeve and said, "Is it time to talk about our affairs?"

Sha Xuan glanced sideways at her and asked, "What do we want?"

Xiaoyan pouted and said, "You promised me, tonight belongs to me."

Sha Xuan quickly glanced at Bai Min, who was chatting with Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er, and then whispered to Xiao Yan: "Don't let my godmother know."

Xiao Yan smiled mischievously: "Then if you don't come with me quickly, if you stay here for one more minute, you will be in danger for one more minute."

Sha Xuan could only ask: "Where are we going now?"

Xiaoyan pointed to the high mountain behind: "There is a hidden cave there -" and then glanced at Sha Xuan provocatively. Sha Xuan suddenly felt excited and thought to himself: Girl, are you coming too hard? This

I'm not ready for the thrill of having an affair in front of my mother-in-law!

Sha Xuan said to Xiao Yan mischievously: "You go there first, and I will arrive later. Do you think this is better?"

Xiaoyan pouted and said, "No!"

At this time, the land man came over and smiled evilly: "Brother, are you in trouble? Do you want my help?"

Sha Xuan glared at him, thinking about the problem in his mind quickly, and said to the land man: "Since you are so enthusiastic, I will give you a chance. You pretend to be hungry and want to get some food, and ask me to do it."

Mom will take you to find it."

The land man smiled slyly: "Okay! I'm the best at doing this kind of thing."

Unexpectedly, the River God also came over: "What about me? Brother, don't forget me for the good things."

Sha Xuan slapped him on the face: "It's none of your business, go and play by yourself."

The mountain god also wanted to join in the fun, but was also kicked away by Sha Xuan.

As expected, the Land Lord was like a royal lady who knew how to do things. He coaxed Bai Min into the palace in just a few moments.

Sister Hu stretched out her hand to pick up Bai Ling'er and followed Bai Min towards the palace. When she was about to enter the door, she suddenly turned around and looked at Sha Xuan with a smile that said, "You may be happy, but I won't betray you." Sha Xuan was stunned.

This world is full of damn people, and I have already become a public figure before I even start cheating. I really admire those singers who have cheating in the world. No matter how they steal, they are not easily discovered. They are really amazing.

When Bai Min completely walked into the palace and disappeared, Sha Xuan turned around and said to Xiao Yan, "Let's go." After saying that, he took her hand and flew up.

Unexpectedly, when Sha Xuan just flew into the air, the giant spirit god standing on the ground actually followed Sha Xuan on the fairy cloud. Sha Xuan stopped and asked displeasedly: "Why are you following us?"

The Giant Spirit God laughed and said: "Your Majesty wants me to serve you wholeheartedly, so I will naturally fulfill this responsibility."

Sha Xuan said coldly: "Don't follow us, I don't need your service now."

The giant spirit refused to leave, his face looked troubled, and he stopped talking.

Xiaoyan's fingers scratched Sha Xuan's palm and said, "Sha Xuan, Brother Juling Shen seems to have something to say to you."

Sha Xuan frowned and asked, "If you have anything else to say, just say it."

The Giant Spirit God immediately replied with a sad face: "My lord, if you leave like this, who will help me repair my axe?"

Damn, that's what happened. It's really ruining the mood! Sha Xuan immediately said angrily: "Go down and wait. I'll help you fix it when I'm free. However, I'll tell you the ugly story first. I'll tell you if it can be fixed."

It’s hard to say!”

The Giant Spirit God then happily flew to the ground, waved his hand and said loudly to Sha Xuan: "My lord, please play with her (Xiao Yan) slowly, I won't tell anyone else!"

Sha Xuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He shouted so loudly that someone ten miles away might hear him, but he refused to tell others? Is this guy stupid or smart?