Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals
Chapter 777: Acacia Immortal Beast
Chapter 777: Acacia Fairy Beast
Forget it, we are really in trouble now! Sha Xuan couldn't bear to hurt a girl who loved him deeply, so he had to take a deep breath, try to calm down and said: "Since you don't want to go out, let's go back to the cave.
Take a few steps to see what else is inside this hole?"
When Sha Xuan said this, Xiao Yan naturally agreed with joy. She even stood on tiptoes and kissed Sha Xuan on the mouth. Sha Xuan's heart beat wildly and he couldn't help but bite his teeth, thinking about the millions of people in the cave.
Don't show up with a soft double bed, otherwise, you will really become animalistic!
After turning another corner, the cave suddenly opened up, and a three-meter-square cave hall appeared. Although it was not very big, it was enough for two people to move freely inside. What made Sha Xuan feel most relaxed was that there was no bed here.
, not because Sha Xuan doesn’t want to be with Piao
Liang Xiaoyan went to bed because he didn't want to be controlled by others. Sha Xuan had already vaguely felt that his master might be scheming and would never give Xiaoyan the so-called heart-locking pill for no reason, nor would he give it to her
Get a love pill that may not be able to charm you.
There is no bed in this cave hall, but there is a bench just big enough for two people to sit. It is pink in color, warm to the touch, and very delicate and soft, like a woman's skin.
Sha Xuan was naturally curious about things he had never seen before. He walked to the bench and sat down subconsciously. Xiao Yan said she was tired from walking, so she also sat next to Sha Xuan.
At this time, the bench suddenly changed. The end where Xiao Yan was sitting moved up inexplicably, causing her to lose her seat and was lifted up to sit on Sha Xuan's lap.
With the soft fragrance and warm jade in his arms, Sha Xuan suddenly felt a change in his physiology.
Xiaoyan blushed and said she didn't mean it. Although she said this, she had no intention of leaving Sha Xuan's lap.
Sha Xuan thought that in this inherently ambiguous environment, it no longer mattered whether he was intentional or not. What mattered was what he should do now. Should he accept the situation or should he remain calm like Liu Xiahui?
All this was so strange that Sha Xuan had to think that this was arranged intentionally by the master. So, Sha Xuan stretched out his hand and pressed the stool and found that the stool was actually very elastic. A thought suddenly flashed through Sha Xuan's mind.
I used my spiritual consciousness to explore the bottom of the bench, and unexpectedly discovered that this bench actually had two eyes!
That's right, it's two shining eyes that are moving in a flashing way!
It can only mean that this stool is an animal! Sha Xuan immediately thought of a prank, and then slapped the stool with his hand.
Although the force exerted by Sha Xuan was light, the stool could not bear it. He fell to the ground with a "pop" sound. Almost the whole body of Xiao Yan fell into Sha Xuan's arms. He couldn't help being startled and asked hurriedly: "
Sha Xuan, what's wrong? Can't this stool support the two of us?"
When the stool fell down, Sha Xuan had already squatted down and stood very firmly, and did not fall to the ground with the stool.
Sha Xuan stood up and helped Xiao Yan upright, then stretched out his feet and kicked the stool and said: "Stop pretending, change back!"
Xiaoyan looked at Sha Xuan in surprise and asked: "You asked the stool to change back? Did I hear you correctly?"
Sha Xuan smiled, pointed at the stool that had returned to its original shape and said, "This stool is not a stool at all!"
Xiao Yan reached out to touch Sha Xuan's forehead.
Sha Xuan pulled Xiao Yan's hand away and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xiaoyan said puzzledly: "The stool is not a stool, Sha Xuan, what are you saying is strange? Are you a little dizzy? Do the love pills I gave you smell have any side effects?"
Sha Xuan shook his head and continued to insist: "It's not a stool at all!"
Xiaoyan asked in confusion: "It's not a stool, then what is it?"
"It's a fairy beast!" Sha Xuan kicked the stool hard again. The stool hit the stone wall with a "bang" and suddenly screamed "Ouch", but he still insisted on guarding the stool. Don’t let go of the shape!
Xiao Yan was shocked and surprised: "Oh, the stool can actually make noise, it's incredible!" Xiao Yan still didn't regard it as a fairy beast.
Sha Xuan suddenly took out the Shadow Dragon Dagger, gestured towards the stool, and then threatened: "If you don't return to your true self, I will chop off all four of your legs!"
The stool shook and immediately turned into the shape of a large white long-haired dog. Because the hair was so long, it almost covered its eyes. Moreover, the legs of this fairy animal looked extremely short and a bit like a rabbit. There were two Its drooping ears almost hang to the ground. Its whole body is very fat and looks very cute.
Xiao Yan only glanced at it and exclaimed excitedly: "Wow, what a cute puppy!"
Sha Xuan said coldly: "It's not a puppy!"
"Then what is it? Is it a rabbit?"
"I don't know either." Sha Xuan shook his head, "What exactly is it? You have to ask it!"
"Can it talk?" Xiaoyan curiously looked at the fairy beasts that were huddled in a pile, and asked softly, "What kind of animal are you?"
The fairy beast shook its head, as if it didn't want to tell Sha Xuan and Xiao Yan.
Sha Xuan raised the Shadow Dragon Dagger and slashed it on the stone wall with a "shabu-shabu" slash, immediately making a bloody gash!
Is Shibi bleeding? Sha Xuan was startled, and Xiaoyan was dumbfounded! But Shibi closed the wound again in the blink of an eye, as if nothing happened just now.
But the fairy beast screamed, as if it was frightened, and hurriedly let out a baby-like voice: "Don't, don't kill me, I will tell you the truth, my name is Albizia Beast."
"Albizia beast?" Sha Xuan frowned and thought to himself: This is the first time I have heard of such a beast. The name sounds pretty good: Albizia! Is there another one? Sha Xuan thought about it and looked around, but he didn't find it. Another such fairy beast did not see the same stool.
Xiao Yan seemed to be very fond of this fairy beast. She said happily: "Come here and let me see it."
The Albizia beast did not dare to move. It glanced at Sha Xuan and muttered, "I'm afraid he will kill me."
"Sha Xuan won't kill you. Sha Xuan looks disgusting and kind, but he actually has a good heart!" Xiao Yan waved to the Acacia Beast with a smile, "Don't be afraid, my sister is here!"
Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment. This was the first time he heard someone say that he had a bad face. Could it be that he had gained momentum without knowing it?
The Albizia beast walked over cautiously, wagging its rabbit tail, then walked to Xiao Yan's feet and lay down on the ground.
Xiaoyan squatted down and gently combed its soft hair with her hands: "Ah, you are so good, tell me what you like to eat, and my sister will make it for you when she goes out!"
Albizia Beast lowered its head and whispered: "Although you have the food I eat, you may not give it to me now."
Xiaoyan asked curiously: "What do you want to eat? You have to tell me, so my sister can find a way!"
"Do you know why I'm called Acacia Beast?"
Xiaoyan smiled and said, "Does it mean family fun?"
Albizia Beast shook his head and said: "Actually, it means helping others have sex."
Xiao Yan said "Ah", leaned back, and immediately fell to the ground.
Sha Xuan was overjoyed and said: "Wow, then you are really a treasure!"
Xiaoyan got up from the ground, pouted and said, "Is this still a treasure? It's obviously a lustful beast!"
But Sha Xuan shook his head and smiled: "Xiao Yan, think about it carefully, if we take this acacia beast to the mortal world to help those men and women who have been married for seven years, we will definitely make a lot of money."
Xiaoyan asked in surprise: "Why do you want to help a man and woman who have been married for seven years?"
Sha Xuan explained: "I heard people in the world often say that love only has a seven-year itch, which means that after seven years, holding your wife's hand is like a left hand holding a right hand, which means that everyone has no passion.
If there is no passion, naturally you won’t like to be together, unless you really can’t find a better solution, so you can only make do with it!”
Xiaoyan immediately understood what Sha Xuan meant, and immediately blushed, and said, "Do you think this acacia beast can help people adjust their mood?"
"It's not a mood, it's passion!" Sha Xuan laughed loudly, "I never thought there were such strange animals in the world." After laughing, Sha Xuan pointed to the acacia beast on the ground and said, "You just said, what do you like to eat?
Where are the things?”
Albizia Beast cautiously answered Sha Xuan: "When passionate men and women do that thing together, their bodies will emit a good smell. This is what I like to eat most."
"Is that thing called hormones?" Xiaoyan asked shyly, then lowered her head and twitched her fingers.
The acacia beast replied: "I don't know."
Sha Xuan is concerned about another question: "How do you help those men and women who have no passion?"
"I can make them hallucinate—"
Sha Xuan understood that the Albizia Beast is equivalent to an aphrodisiac, but it is more powerful than an aphrodisiac. It can adjust the atmosphere at any time according to the situation. He was secretly happy at the moment. The Albizia Beast is really a good thing.
Xiaoyan hesitated for a moment and asked the Acacia beast: "Why are you here?"
"Someone caught me here."
Xiaoyan hurriedly asked: "Who is it?"
Acacia Beast replied: "I don't know either. She covered her face when she caught me."
Sha Xuan nodded and said: "Xiao Yan, there's no need to ask this question. It should be my master who did it."
Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, then asked: "Why does your master do this?"
Sha Xuan looked at Xiao Yan, with a clear smile in his eyes: "Because she wants to help you."
Xiaoyan suddenly woke up, her face flushed red, and then she said "Hey": "That's not what I want. Your Majesty, Earth Mother, has misunderstood me."
Sha Xuan stretched out his hand to drag Xiao Yan over and asked maliciously: "Xiao Yan, what do you want?"
"I just want you to really like me." Xiaoyan suddenly found Sha Xuan's hand rubbing her waist and making a climbing motion, so she hurriedly grabbed Sha Xuan's hand, "I, I, Sha
Xuan, what are you going to do?"
"What do you think I want to do?" Sha Xuan's eyes were hot, like the flame of desire. Xiao Yan was so nervous that her heart was beating like a porridge. At this time, Sha Xuan actually ordered the Albizia Beast on the ground, "You
, come and help!”
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