Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 778: Acacia Buddha Vase

The Albizia Beast screamed: "Okay." It jumped up from the ground, opened its mouth and sprayed a stream of hot air on Xiao Yan. Sha Xuan waved his hand to fan the hot air away.

The Albizia beast kicked its legs and crawled in the air: "What are you doing?"

"What not to do."

"Then why did you stop me from creating an illusion for her?"

"Because I want to see how you do it!" Shaxuan told the Acacia beast with a smile, "Now I finally understand that as long as I don't get sprayed by the hot breath from your mouth, I will be fine."

The acacia beast fell to the ground with a thud, probably because it was so angry that it fainted.

Xiaoyan reluctantly raised her head from Sha Xuan's arms. She looked at Sha Xuan seriously, with an expression that said, "You can do whatever you want."

However, Sha Xuan still pushed her away. Sha Xuan suppressed the violent beating in his heart and said, "I am not a saint."

Because Sha Xuan is even more stubborn in believing that there must be a conspiracy here. Since there is a conspiracy, you can't be fooled, so you must control yourself and don't go into the trap.

Seeing that Sha Xuan was a little cute in his seriousness, Xiao Yan couldn't hold back and smiled like a silver bell.

Sha Xuan asked Xiao Yan why he was laughing.

Xiao Yan said that there was a wolf-like sheep that wanted to eat meat but was afraid to eat it.

Sha Xuan opened his mouth and made a gesture like "Believe it or not, I will bite you and eat you." Then he raised his head and smiled arrogantly. As for what he was laughing at, Sha Xuan himself didn't know.

"Can you go out now?" Sha Xuan had no choice but to suggest.

Xiaoyan said: "We have agreed a long time ago that you are mine this night, you can't go anywhere, you can only stay here with me."

Sha Xuan unbuttoned a button of his shirt below his neck, looked around and said, "It's stuffy here, the air doesn't circulate, I'm so suffocated!"

Xiao Yan asked Sha Xuan with a naughty smile: "Do you want to take off your clothes?"

Is this considered teasing me?

If it were Xia Qing, Sha Xuan would have said, "Would you like to take it off first or should I?" Maybe Xia Qing would take it off first.

If it were Shangguan Wan instead, Sha Xuan would say, "Take it off for me." Maybe Shangguan Wan would smile coquettishly and shyly, "Don't even think about it."

If it were Mi Xin, Sha Xuan would say: "I'll help you take it off." Maybe Mi Xin would puff out her chest and act coquettishly: "Okay!"

If it were Ai Jia, Sha Xuan would have said, "Take off your clothes?" Maybe Ai Jia would have slapped her while laughing.

Therefore, it is said that one hundred women have the same scent as one hundred women. This is why men always feel that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers.

Sha Xuan will naturally not accept Xiaoyan's temptation, although this may not be considered a temptation!

Sha Xuan turned around and kicked the Albizia beast lying on the ground and said, "Get up!"

"What are you doing?" The Albizia Beast is not only very understanding of human nature, but also speaks very well in human language. It must have received specialized, special, and comprehensive training.

"You'd better become the bench."

As soon as Sha Xuan said these words, the Albizia Beast was so angry that its nostrils opened wide, and two streams of white gas came out, as if they were drawn out of a bellows.

Sha Xuan made a chopping thing, and the Albizia Beast immediately turned into a bench.

Not long after the two sat down, Xiao Yan's face gradually turned as red as the peach blossoms in March, her eyes turned watery, and the peaks on her chest grew larger for no reason, making them appear more pointed.

Sha Xuan has already felt the changes in Xiao Yan. If you didn't guess, she is already in love!

In spring, the sun comes out and the snow melts, so the streams will gurgling.

I will definitely get through tonight! Sha Xuan took a deep breath and said to Xiao Yan: "We can't let the Acacia beast watch adult games for free."

Xiao Yan reached out and punched Sha Xuan on the chest.

The Albizia Beast immediately made a voice under them: "How do you humans feel when you watch moths mating?"

Sha Xuan was startled and said he didn't feel anything.

The Albizia Beast suddenly made another happy voice: "In my eyes, your game of one man and one woman is just like watching moths mating. There is no essential difference!"

Sha Xuan and Xiao Yan laughed loudly at the same time. Sha Xuan deliberately teased Xiao Yan: "This guy is encouraging us to make mistakes!"

Xiaoyan let out a "poof" and said, "Have you spoken out your feelings? But that's really not what I want." Xiaoyan sighed, leaned sideways on Sha Xuan's chest, and said quietly

: "Perhaps, I only have such a quiet night so that I can stay close to you; maybe, after tomorrow morning, you will forget me."

Sha Xuan interjected: "No."

Xiaoyan asked in surprise: "Why?"

"Because I smelled your love pill." After Sha Xuan told the truth, Xiao Yan sighed again: "Maybe it was your Majesty the Earth Mother who comforted me. How can there be such a magical pill in the sky?"

Demons arise from the heart. Sha Xuan suddenly remembered the "Diamond Sutra to Exorcise Demons" and immediately recited it silently in his heart. His whole person suddenly seemed much calmer: "It's good that you know!"

But Xiaoyan found it increasingly difficult to control herself. She stretched out her arms and wrapped them tightly around Sha Xuan. Her eyes were a little blurry. She looked at Sha Xuan longingly, but said nothing.

Sha Xuan lowered his head and shouted softly: "Acacia beast, are you still causing trouble?"

The Albizia Beast replied reluctantly: "I have done nothing but become this unlucky bench!"

"You didn't do anything, how could she be like this?" Sha Xuan certainly didn't believe it. Xiao Yan could never be so emotional for no reason!

The acacia beast stopped talking.

Sha Xuan snorted: "You have nothing to say, so you just resorted to it?"

Finally, the Albizia Beast couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "If I don't speak, I don't mean that I admit it. Let me tell you, I'm not the only one here who can arouse love!"

"Who else besides you?"

"You'd better see clearly here." The Albizia Beast seemed very proud that it was the only one who knew the environment clearly, "We are in an Albizia bottle!"

"Acacia bottle?" Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment. The name alone was enough to scare Sha Xuan.

"Yes, the Albizia Vase! This is an amazing Buddha vase, the only Buddhist treasure that Huanxi Buddha can handle!" The Albizia Beast seemed to admire Huanxi Buddha very much.

This kind of worship is like Sha Xuan facing something named Sha, such as a sand vat and a casserole. They are completely unrelated things. Therefore, Sha Xuan cannot understand why the Acacia Beast worships the Happy Buddha.

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If you don’t have pursuits in life, you have to have some faith; if you don’t even have faith, then you have to have some hobbies; if you don’t even have hobbies, then you have to have some hobbies? If you don’t have any, then you’re still living!

Sha Xuan took Xiao Yan's hand and stood up: "Let's change places."

The acacia beast did not move: "It's easy to get in, but it's hard to get out."

"Are you threatening me?" Sha Xuan was ready to kick.

The Albizia Beast rolled on the spot and immediately returned to its original state and said: "I am not threatening you, but I am reminding you in good faith. This is the Albizia Bottle. If you don't leave something here, can it let you out?"

Sha Xuan stared at the Albizia Beast coldly and asked, "What if I insist on going out?"

"Then just try."

Xiao Yan's heart was pounding: "Sha Xuan, can't we get out?"

"I don't know." Sha Xuan dragged Xiao Yan out and walked out. After taking just two steps, he found that there was no way. It turned out that the Acacia bottle had closed the passage he came from.

Sha Xuan took out the Shadow Dragon Dagger and sneered: "Whoever stands in my way will die!" After saying that, he slashed at the stone wall with one knife. There was only a "crash" sound, and the stone wall in front of Sha Xuan was immediately cut open.

The long opening suddenly revealed a bright red patch, like a cow being cut open.

The blood that opened up seemed real. Xiaoyan almost vomited after just one glance. But she had just fucked twice, and when she raised her head, she saw that the stone wall had closed as before.

Sha Xuan was slightly surprised, thinking to himself that this thing actually had the ability to repair itself.

But the Albizia Beast said: "What you hit is just an illusion. Inside the Albizia bottle, the surrounding environment is an illusion, just like you are an ordinary mortal hunting in the mountains. You wave your hunting knife with all your strength, but what you hit is just an illusion."

It’s just air.”

Sha Xuan snorted coldly: "Don't scare me here. Let me tell you, I have the inherited power of the immortal world. Do you think you can really catch me with such a broken bottle?"

The Albizia Beast looked at Sha Xuan calmly, and was not surprised when Sha Xuan mentioned the divine power inherited from the immortal world.

Sha Xuan asked with a smug look on his face: "Are you scared out of your wits? You are a frog in the well."

The Albizia Beast said calmly: "Your Majesty the Earth Mother has told me a long time ago. You don't need to repeat it to me. The divine power inherited from the fairy world is indeed powerful, but I want to tell you where the Albizia Vase is now. No one can tell, but

I can say with certainty that it is definitely not in the fairy world! Since it is not in the fairy world, can you still mobilize the spiritual power of the fairy world?"

Sha Xuan's expression changed slightly: "This is what my master asked you to do, right?"

"Yes." Albizia Beast said firmly, "That's not just to satisfy the girl next to you!"

Xiao Yan hurriedly said: "Why does Your Majesty Earth Mother do this? I just want to stay with Sha Xuan. I have no other requirements. Don't embarrass him, okay?"

Knowing this result, Sha Xuan breathed a sigh of relief: "You guys have really good intentions!"

The acacia beast nodded and said: "Besides, this is not a bad thing. You just have to enjoy one night here and you will be able to go out safely. Do you have anything to lose?"

Sha Xuan thought to himself: I'm afraid it's not that simple!

Albizia Beast thought that Sha Xuan was beginning to have a heartbeat, so he encouraged him and said, "What kind of bed do you want me to change into? Classical, modern, or European style?"

Xiaoyan's face turned red with embarrassment. She peeked at Sha Xuan and asked in a low voice: "Sha Xuan, what do you think?"

Xiaoyan's original intention was to ask, what do you think we should do now? Sha Xuan heard it instead, "What kind of bed do you think we should choose?" So, Sha Xuan's mood became complicated, and he mistakenly thought that Xiaoyan had agreed to go to bed.

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Obviously this is a conspiracy, obviously this is a gentle trap, am I just going to give in? Sha Xuan quickly turned his mind and thought: Maybe I can hide in the mysterious Buddha beads, then get out from the top of the mountain, and then enter the fairy world.

After Sha Xuan took out the Mystic Spirit Buddha Bead, an accident happened again. No matter how he rubbed it, the Mystic Spirit Buddha Bead had no reaction.

The Acacia Beast said proudly: "This is the Acacia Vase, which is the wish-fulfilling magic weapon of the Happy Buddha. Ordinary Buddha treasures can only obey the orders of the Acacia Vase and will never dare to disobey!"