Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 790 The relationship is complicated

Sha Xuan said disdainfully: "If he refuses to let me go, what can he do to me?"

Mother Earth frowned and said, "Although you have inherited divine power from the Immortal World, you cannot offend Huanxi Buddha, because if you offend Huanxi Buddha, you may offend the West Heaven Buddha Realm. Do you understand?"

Sha Xuan said angrily: "I don't understand."

Earth Mother sighed and said: "Shaxuan, I can't contact Huanxi Buddha now. Do you know where he went?"

Sha Xuan thought to himself: Paper cannot contain the fire in the end. He can't hide Huanxi Buddha forever, right? Although Huanxi Buddha controls the sexual life of everyone in the world, even if he locks him up, he still can't hide him.

You may not be willing to listen to yourself either.

After figuring this out, Sha Xuan looked at Earth Mother slyly and said, "Master, I know where the Happy Buddha is."

Earth Mother hurriedly said: "Please tell me where he is."

Sha Xuan hesitantly said: "You can ask me to say it, but I have a condition."

"What conditions?"

"I can tell where he is, but you can't ask me to help you get him out."

"Get it out?" Mother Earth asked in surprise, "Did Buddha Huanxi fall into some kind of restriction? No wonder I can't contact him!"

Sha Xuan continued to ask: "Do you agree to my condition?"

Before Mother Earth could think about it, she said, "Okay!"

Sha Xuan thiefly took out the Western Heaven Buddha Seal that trapped the Happy Buddha from the ring, and suddenly handed it over to the Earth Mother, and jumped to the side: "He is inside."

Earth Mother looked down and was shocked: "Happy Buddha? Why are you here?"

Happy Buddha opened his eyes, looked at Mother Earth calmly and said, "Thanks to Mother Earth, your good disciple gave me a net."

"He?" Mother Earth's face turned pale, "You said he trapped you in this net?"

Happy Buddha nodded.

Mother Earth stumbled and almost fell down.

The Great Emperors of the Five Directions were chatting with the Holy King next to them, when they suddenly caught a glimpse of Mother Earth with a strange look on her face. They quickly turned around and saw Mother Earth holding a lantern-like object in her hand.

The Jade Emperor came over to take a closer look. He stared at the Happy Buddha inside and couldn't help but said to himself: "This monk looks familiar. Who is he?"

Emperor Dong smiled and said: "The monks all look the same. They have shaved heads and wear cassocks, so they all look familiar, which is normal."

Xidi was delighted: "Why did you put this monk in a cage?"

Nan Di looked sideways at Sha Xuan and said with a thief smile: "Only you can do it, am I right?"

But Beidi frowned and said to the Happy Buddha in the cage: "I remembered, you look a lot like the Happy Buddha."

The Happy Buddha recited a Buddhist name and said calmly: "The Happy Buddha is none other than Lao Na!"

The five great emperors were shocked at the same time!

The Jade Emperor was surprised and asked: "Buddha, what are you doing in the cage?" In the realm of love, no one except Sha Xuan dared to torment the giant Buddha in the Western Buddha Realm like this, so the Jade Emperor turned to Sha Xuan.

Xuan blinked his eyes, as if telling him, brother, you must never admit that you did it. Tathagata Buddha also likes to protect his shortcomings. If you arrest his family, you will not be able to live a peaceful life.

Dong Di hurriedly bowed to the Happy Buddha and said, "Come out quickly, it's not fun to stay in there."

The happy Buddha immediately shook his head.

Xidi frowned and asked, "You don't want to come out, or can't you come out?"

The happy Buddha has a sulky look on his face.

Nan Di chuckled: "Happy Buddha is indeed of a high state, there is nothing wrong with staying here and experiencing the life of a caged bird!"

Huanxi Buddha's face twitched a few times, and a trace of anger flashed in his eyes.

Beidi understood immediately and asked in surprise: "Buddha Huanxi, someone else locked you up, right?"

Huanxi Buddha glanced at Sha Xuan and nodded helplessly!

The Great Emperor of the Five Directions roughly understood what was going on just from the look in Happy Buddha's eyes. Therefore, when the Great Emperor of the Five Directions looked at Sha Xuan, his expression became a little weird.

The Jade Emperor said to Sha Xuan in a low voice: "Brother, you are in trouble now."

Dong Di smiled and shook his head. Only he and Sha Xuan had the least affection, so they laughed the most easily.

Nan Di smiled evilly: "You must be pragmatic. Although you saved me, I can't save you."

The Western Emperor coughed heavily: "Wonderful son-in-law——" There are only two words, so I won't go on. Maybe he has the best relationship with the Buddhist community in Xitian, so he is thinking in his mind that Tathagata Buddha will blame him when the time comes.

Who is the best person to intercede with?

Beidi sighed and said: "Buddhas are also human beings, and they also have dignity!"

Earth Mother turned pale with anger and raised her hand to hit the "birdcage" with a burst of magic power. However, the seal of the Buddha in the West did not move at all. The Happy Buddha inside said expressionlessly: "Your Majesty Earth Mother, you

No need to work in vain.”

The Jade Emperor quickly stopped Earth Mother: "Since the Happy Buddha cannot come out by himself, then you cannot break this seal. Do you think I am right?"

Earth Mother turned around and said angrily to Sha Xuan: "Sha Xuan, you did all this? What on earth is this seal?"

Sha Xuan said disapprovingly: "Master, you must be dizzy because this is the seal of the Buddha from the West."

"Buddha Seal of the West!" Earth Mother was shocked, "Could it be that the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng has been here?"

Sha Xuan shook his head and said, "How do I know? I know what the Ancient Lian Deng Buddha looks like. Even if he comes, I still can't recognize him."

Earth Mother cursed in a low voice: "You stinky boy, don't you understand that the senior who made the Western Heaven Buddha Seal is the Ancient Buddha of Lanterns!"

Sha Xuan was stunned and said: "Impossible!"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Everything is possible, brother."

At this time, Huanxi Buddha raised his head and looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, and asked puzzledly: "Excuse me, what is the relationship between the donor and the ancient Buddha Randen? Are you his disciple?"

Sha Xuan glanced at Mother Earth and replied: "I am her apprentice."

Happy Buddha stared at Mother Earth in surprise.

Mother Earth coughed, turned her face to the side, and said displeasedly: "Buddha Huanxi, isn't it a bit impolite for you to look at people like this?"

Everyone knows that Huanxi Buddha is in charge of matters between men and women, so we can naturally understand the saying of Earth Mother.

Huanxi Buddha hurriedly shook his head and said: "Your Majesty Earth Mother, you have misunderstood. Lao Na is just a little suspicious. Are you related to the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng?"

When Earth Mother heard this, she became furious and said, "Happy Buddha, please don't spit on others!"

Huanxi Buddha was stunned. There was indeed an ambiguity in what he said. He actually said that Earth Mother was related to the Ancient Buddha of Lanterns! If others said this, it might be said to be a slip of the tongue, but when it came from Huanxi Buddha's mouth, others would definitely think

, then it is obviously a matter of wind and waves.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly looked at Huanxi Buddha, meaning that we are all senior leaders of the immortal and Buddhist worlds. In front of the holy king of the other world, some words cannot be said even if they are true.

The Holy King stood outside, but he still vaguely heard the scolding of Mother Earth. He couldn't help but wonder, the Emperor of Heaven and the Buddha in the West actually still have a festival? He secretly thought that they were fighting with each other, and I, a fisherman, should get it.

Li, so he paid close attention without revealing anything. Qiuye Piaoxue took the opportunity to whisper a few words in the ear of the Holy King. The Holy King kept nodding, and the smile on his face gradually became brighter.

Dong Di and Nan Di turned their heads and looked at Earth Mother suspiciously, with a clear expression of surprise on their faces.

The Western Emperor looked at Earth Mother with a stern expression. Is the matter so complicated?

Beidi let out a long sigh, saying that he could not understand many things.

The Happy Buddha did not change his expression, and asked quietly: "Your Majesty Earth Mother, Lao Na has something unclear, and I would like to ask you to give me an explanation. Is that possible?"

Earth Mother shouted with a stern face: "If you have something to say, it's okay to say it!" It was a matter of reputation, so Earth Mother was so angry, but it was understandable. Although the Western Buddhist world has always been superior, Earth Mother, who is one of the great emperors of the six directions,

He won't take a low profile because of this.

"Lao Na, I'm still saying the same thing, what benefits did you give to the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng?"

Earth Mother was furious and said in a hurry: "What benefit can I give him?"

The five emperors all suppressed their laughter and looked at Earth Mother.

Sha Xuan saw that he was in trouble, and he knew their bad thoughts from the expressions of the five great emperors, so he quickly reminded Earth Mother: "Master, you are a beautiful woman."

"You're so beautiful!" Earth Mother blushed and suddenly understood the meaning of Sha Xuan's words. Naturally, she knew that there was a big problem with her answer to Huanxi Buddha. So Earth Mother had to add incoherently: "I have already

I haven’t seen the Deng Deng Ancient Buddha in hundreds of years.”

"Have you seen it hundreds of years ago?" Huanxi Buddha's eyes flashed with amusement, and his tone was condescending. It seemed to be saying, so what happened to you happened hundreds of years ago?

Of course Earth Mother could understand the expression of Happy Buddha. She was so angry at that moment that her whole body started to tremble. She opened her mouth and spat out the same word: "You, you, you -"

Huanxi Buddha smiled strangely: "I didn't say anything."

Earth Mother turned to Sha Xuan and shouted: "Explain it!"

Sha Xuan said blankly: "Master, what do you want me to explain? Hundreds of years ago, I was not born yet!"

As soon as Sha Xuan said these words, the five great emperors burst into laughter.

Mother Earth was furious: "I didn't ask you to say this!"

"Then which one do you want me to say?"

"Tell me, what is your relationship with the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng?" Earth Mother was in a hurry and immediately found the crux of the problem. She hurriedly winked at Sha Xuan and said, "You must tell the truth."

This look in her eyes actually said, Sha Xuan, you can tell a little lie, but to be honest, no one may listen.

Sha Xuan understood the meaning of Earth Mother, so he had to make up nonsense: "Dear Emperors of Heaven, in fact, I am the Ancient Buddha of Lantern——"

Before Sha Xuan finished speaking, he was interrupted by the Jade Emperor's violent laughter: "Brother, you and I know the truth. Can you tell such lies to coax a three-year-old?"

Sha Xuan was dumbfounded. Why is it so tiring to talk to you Emperors of Heaven?

"Hey!" Beidi spoke first this time, "Son-in-law, can a monk marry a wife?" It was intended to remind Sha Xuan that you are getting married today. Even if you are really a Deng Deng ancient Buddha, you should say that you have returned to secular life.

Now that he has returned to secular life, of course he is no longer an ancient Buddha!

Sure enough, the Western Emperor took the conversation and asked: "Xian son-in-law, why do you think of returning to secular life?"

Sha Xuan rolled his eyes and almost fainted.