Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 791: Confusing Accounts

Nan Di praised: "Brother, your choice is very rational. There is no fun in being a monk, right?"

"That's right!" Sha Xuan said through gritted teeth, "Why is it so tiring to talk to you? You guys started commenting before I even finished speaking. How can I survive?"

Earth Mother said angrily: "Then tell me quickly. If you don't explain this matter clearly today, don't blame me for hiding your brides!"

A typical woman's threatening tactic! Sha Xuan breathed out and had no choice but to explain: "I said that I am equivalent to a disciple of Randen Ancient Buddha. Do you understand?"

The Jade Emperor exclaimed: "Brother, so your master is really related to the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng?"

Earth Mother raised her palm and said angrily: "Jade Emperor, I think you have become less serious since you came back from reincarnation!"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly laughed and said: "Your Majesty Earth Mother, I want to say that you and Ran Deng Ancient Buddha are classmates. Isn't this wrong?"

As expected of someone who has studied in the world, he can even think of this relationship. Sha Xuan secretly gave the Jade Emperor a thumbs up.

Earth Mother's eyes were stern, she glanced at the Great Emperor of the Five Directions, and shouted: "Whoever wants to say that I have anything to do with the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng again, don't blame me for turning my back on him!"

Sha Xuan immediately clapped and laughed: "Master, I support you."

"I don't need your blind support as a teacher!" Earth Mother glared at Sha Xuan, "Tell me, how did you learn to make the Western Heaven Buddha Seal?"

"This is a long story. When I was in Kunzhongtian in the mortal world——"

As soon as Sha Xuan said this, the Jade Emperor reminded him: "Brother, the mortal world is the mortal world, and Kun Zhongtian is Kun Zhongtian. This is not the same place."

"I mean, I entered Kunzhongtian from the mortal world. Damn it, don't interrupt me if you don't understand!" Sha Xuan glared at the Jade Emperor fiercely, "At that time, I accidentally entered the demon world——"

Nan Di couldn't help but ask: "Brother, where have you been? Now in the mortal world, now in Kunzhongtian, and now in the demon world, my head is even confused by you."

Sha Xuan couldn't say that he had killed Lu Mo, the supervising god of Kun Zhongtian at that time, so the preface and follow-up of what he said didn't match up. It was understandable that others had a hard time hearing it, but Sha Xuan didn't think so. On the contrary, he thought

Nan Di was born stupid. Therefore, Sha Xuan glanced at Nan Di and simply tried to pick it up and said in a simpler way: "At that time, I picked up a Buddhist bead in Xiao Yuhai, the demon world——"

Fo Qi was delighted and said, "There are actually Buddha beads in the demon world for you to pick up at will?"

This was such a serious question that the emperors of the five directions couldn't help but not believe it, and even the Earth Mother was a little surprised.

"Anyway, I picked it up!" Damn it, do you still want me to speak? Sha Xuan glanced at the Five Directions Emperor who came over and said, "If you believe it, believe it. If you don't believe it, forget it."

The five great emperors couldn't help laughing and shook their heads and said they believed it.

Sha Xuan secretly cursed "duplicity", and then said: "What do you think is in the Buddhist beads I picked up?"

The Jade Emperor was startled for a moment, then guessed: "There is a diagram for making the Western Heaven Buddha Seal inside the beads, right?"

Just when Sha Xuan was about to nod, Dong Di smiled: "How could such a coincidence happen?"

Nan Di echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, how can the map of the ancient Buddha of Randen be scattered everywhere?"

The Western Emperor stroked his beard and smiled: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor must have guessed."

Beidi frowned and asked Sha Xuan: "If it's not a map, what could it be?"

Sha Xuan said solemnly: "There is a golden Arhat inside!"

"Tch!" The five great emperors shook off their sleeves at the same time. This answer was so outrageous that anyone who believed it was a fool.

The Holy King was also interested. He came over and asked Sha Xuan: "Why is the golden Arhat hidden in the Buddhist beads?"

"Because his physical body was destroyed, he had to hide his avatar in the beads."

Earth Mother was surprised and said: "Sha Xuan, from what you said, it seems like this is really happening. Please continue, what is the name of this golden Arhat?"

"Alan Kasyapa!"

The Jade Emperor was surprised: "Isn't he one of the five hundred Arhats under the Buddha's throne? Who can destroy his body?"

Sha Xuan answered truthfully: "He was destroyed by the four demon guards who guarded the demon palace in Xiaoyuhai, the demon world."

The Five Emperors shook off their sleeves and robes again. The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "Brother, can you stop treating us like three-year-old children?"

Nan Di suppressed his laughter and said, "Can't the golden Arhat defeat four ordinary demon guards? This is a very rare thing."

The Happy Buddha could not bear it and said: "Donor, you have said too little about the golden Arhat under the Buddha's seat, right?"

The Holy King took over the conversation and asked with great interest: "Sha Zhizun, I really didn't expect that there are such talents in the Demon Realm. Are they the Four Demonic Lions of Xiaoyuhai in the Demon Realm? If they are really them, I will definitely ask for them when I go back."

Reuse them well."

Sha Xuan nodded and said yes.

The Holy King added: "At first, Xiao Yuhai from the Demon Realm was taken in by the Barefoot Immortal using a magic weapon. It is said that the magic weapon was very amazing. Later, Xiao Yuhai from the Demon Realm was inexplicably sent back to the Demon Realm. So,

I sent someone to investigate, and it turned out that it was Sha Zhizun who helped you a lot. On behalf of the entire demon world, I sincerely thank you!"

The Emperor Liufang became more and more confused as he listened. Earth Mother frowned and asked, "Sha Xuan, you couldn't have robbed the Barefoot Immortal's magic weapon again, right?"

Of course Sha Xuan denied it and said no.

Dongdi suddenly remembered that Sha Xuan had snatched the demon king Xie Ya from him, and he asked an unhappy question: "If you hadn't robbed it, how could you have sent Xiao Yuhai, who was inside, back to the demon world?

"

This question became more and more complicated. Sha Xuan said angrily: "I snatched that from someone else!"

"Although you did not directly steal Master Barefoot's magic weapon, this magic weapon is always given by Master Barefoot. If you steal it from others, it is still robbery. Why did you say you didn't steal it just now?" Huanxi Buddha sighed, "

Donor, you have violated the precepts again!"

All the heavenly emperors nodded and said it made sense.

Sha Xuan was so angry that he wanted to get angry, but the Holy King asked emphatically: "Supreme Sha, that golden-bodied Arhat named Alan Kasyapa, was his true body really destroyed by the four guards of the Demon Palace?"

Earth Mother shouted: "Tell me the truth and stop lying."

Sha Xuan gritted his teeth and shouted: "Master Alan Kasyapa is indeed very powerful, but he must have been destroyed by the four guards of the Demon Palace! Don't talk about him, even if you are there, you still can't come out!"

The Western Emperor shook his head and refused: "I don't believe it. How could I not even be able to defeat the four demon guards? Even if the four supreme demon dragons come, I won't be able to defeat them!"

Sha Xuan snorted: "You don't know something. At that time, Master Alan Kasyapa was trapped in Xiaoyuhai, the demon world. He had a very unfavorable condition. That is to say, his magic power was limited after all, and the four demon guards were in the demon world.

Among them, they have an immortal body and can continuously replenish energy. Their fight with Master Alan Kasyapa is equivalent to a war of attrition. Alan Kasyapa cannot get out of Xiaoyuhai, the demon world, and eventually consumes his own mana.

It’s light!”

The Six Directions Heavenly Emperor was stunned for a moment. The Jade Emperor's eyes moved sideways and he said in surprise: "I really didn't expect such an ending. I really followed the principle of food and grass going first before the troops and horses are moved."

Mother Earth looked at Sha Xuan approvingly and said, "You made a good analysis, Sha Xuan."

Sha Xuan waved his hand and said: "Master, this is not my analysis, it was told to me personally by Master Alan Kassapa." Seeing that all the heavenly emperors were looking at him with certainty, Sha Xuan almost killed Erlang Shenjun and other gods by the four demon guards.

It's so frustrating to say it out loud.

The Holy King kept nodding his head, his face full of pride. After all, the other world and the fairy world have been competing for so many years, and the other world has lost more or less. Now hearing Sha Xuan say this, it is like giving him a face, and he naturally feels sad.

feel happy.

The Happy Buddha recited a Buddhist name and said: "I finally understand. I heard before that Alan Kasyapa had a very good personal relationship with the ancient Buddha Randeneng. I thought that he might actually have the atlas given by the ancient Buddha Randeneng."

The emperors nodded quickly: "It makes sense, it makes sense."

Earth Mother saw that the problem was getting clearer and clearer, and a smile appeared on her face: "Sha Xuan, Master Alan Kassapa asked you to help him return to the Buddhist world of the West, so he gave the map to you, right?"

Sha Xuan nodded and said yes.

The happy Buddha asked puzzledly: "Why did Alan Kassapa give such an important map to you, the donor?"

Sha Xuan smiled and did not answer. If he continued to explain in a confused manner, he would bring the topic to Xia Qing. If they knew that Xia Qing was tricked by him, they would definitely laugh at him.

Earth Mother looked at Sha Xuan and laughed: "You don't know, my disciple never does business at a loss. If Master Alan Kassapa doesn't give him the map, he will never help easily."

The Jade Emperor laughed loudly: "I very much agree with what Your Majesty Earth Mother said." This statement showed that he understood Sha Xuan's character very well.

Dong Di was looking for bones in the egg: "I'm a little unclear. What is Sha Xuan doing in Xiaoyuhai, the devil world?"

Sha Xuan was startled. If he wanted to explain this question clearly, he would be stretched too far.

The Holy King hurriedly and half-jokingly helped Sha Xuan out of the siege and said: "Perhaps you emperors don't know that the new lord of Xiaoyuhai in the Demon Realm is called Kelsang Mutso. She is really incredibly beautiful and is recognized as the most beautiful woman in the Demon Realm."

All the emperors suddenly understood and nodded, expressing their understanding and complete understanding. Especially the Southern Emperor looked up to the sky and laughed: "Brother, your net is cast too wide!"

The Jade Emperor glanced at the West Emperor and the North Emperor beside him, and asked Sha Xuan happily: "Have you taken care of that princess?"

"That's not the case!" Sha Xuan glanced sideways at the Western Emperor and the Northern Emperor. Of course, he couldn't tell the truth in front of these two father-in-laws, so Sha Xuan said without hesitation, "Princess Kelsang Mucho has a strange disease.

I'm just helping him heal his illness and doing good things."

Huanxi Buddha opened his mouth and smiled: "I didn't expect that the donor's medical skills are so superb?"

Mother Earth's smile was obviously mocking, and Sha Xuan understood at a glance that he had no medical skills, as the master knew best.

Unable to let her say it, Sha Xuan quickly took over and said: "The truth is, I had a bottle of 'Eternal Spirit' with me at the time, which could cure her strange disease."

The Holy King asked in surprise: "Supreme Sha, you actually have a bottle of immortal spirit? How come you have so many?"