Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 796: Good things will be done

"Because the Buddha said that one life in the mortal world lasts only a few dozen days in the world of immortals and Buddhas, and the experience of the state of mind is quite limited. Even though the Buddha spent seven reincarnations in the mortal world and was a good person for seven lives, and went through vicissitudes and torture, some things were still not enlightened.

"Yes. So, what I heard from his old man's words is that he will not reincarnate in the mortal world and undergo training."

The Jade Emperor took over the conversation and said: "What Xiaoyan said is indeed true. Of course, it can also deny the possibility of Buddha going to the underworld, because it is impossible for Tathagata Buddha to possess a ghost."

Sha Xuan asked in a deep voice: "Why is it impossible?"

The Jade Emperor smiled confidently and said: "The Buddha has boundless Dharma, and all the little ghosts can't help but shine with his light. Even if the Buddha restrains all his magic power, the little ghosts can't bear his solemn soul."

"According to what you said, the Buddha will only stay in the realm of immortals and Buddhas?" Sha Xuan was very depressed. Today, I am getting married, and something so difficult has happened. Thinking of this, Sha Xuan couldn't help turning his head.

He glared at Baye Lingzhi: Ya's success is not enough, but failure is more than enough!

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum quickly shrank its head in resignation, not daring to look directly at Sha Xuan.

The Jade Emperor said thoughtfully: "If the Buddha is really in retreat, then he will naturally be in the Western Buddha Realm. Unfortunately, this situation is the worst."

Sha Xuan immediately asked why.

The Jade Emperor explained: "The Buddhist world in the West is so huge that it is unimaginable. Who knows where the Buddha will retreat? And even if the location is known, who can awaken the Buddha in retreat? Besides, who dares to awaken the Buddha?

Where is his old man?"

Sha Xuan was immediately angry: "So, there is no hope of finding the Buddha unless he is willing to leave seclusion. Is that what you mean?"

The Jade Emperor nodded: "You can say that."

Sha Xuan pointed to the sky and cursed: "This is a stupid system!"

The Jade Emperor wondered: "What does the system have to do with it?"

Sha Xuan said angrily: "Since Tathagata Buddha has chosen to retreat, he should hand over his power during the retreat! Because his work mistakes have affected my happiness, how should I settle this account?"

"Maybe this is not a mistake." The Jade Emperor said with his eyes crossed. "Maybe he had already predicted this day. If he didn't take such extraordinary measures, you might turn the world upside down."

Sha Xuan wanted to scold her immediately, but the Jade Emperor actually added heheily: "Buddha is so damn awesome, he even arranged this before going into seclusion."

Sha Xuan suddenly felt a little downcast and sat down on the ground: "Why is my life so miserable?"

The Jade Emperor actually said "Fuck": "Three women can make you suffer? Brother, look at those emperors' three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines. If they suddenly stop being emperors, wouldn't they die?"

"They are them and I am me. How can people compare with each other? A henpecked Heavenly Emperor like you might as well go down to earth and farm the land." Sha Xuan jumped up and pointed at the Five Heavenly Emperors and said, "Help me think of something right now.

Solution, what should I do now?”

This attitude was a bit arrogant, but seeing that he had just suffered a blow, the Five Heavenly Emperors didn't care about him anymore.

The Jade Emperor said: "The best way is to have no choice but to wait for thousands of years. I believe that Tathagata Buddha will definitely come out of seclusion."

Emperor Dong smiled and said: "Thousands of years are too long. I don't think Tathagata Buddha will be able to leave seclusion for more than a thousand years. Sha Xuan, actually, you might as well go into seclusion for a thousand years and just take a long nap."

Nan Di chuckled evilly and said: "Instead of sleeping for a long time, it is better to find three other beauties to sleep with. Hahaha!"

Xidi snorted: "Sha Xuan already has four wives, how can we find another one?" His words naturally revealed another meaning, that is, Ai Jia is still Sha Xuan's wife.

Beidi said angrily: "You guys, you really don't mind your back pain when you stand and talk. My daughter doesn't know where she is now!" People are selfish, and Beidi is only worried about his goddaughter Xia.

Just green.

No one could give a constructive opinion, so Sha Xuan turned around and asked Xiao Yan to pick up Di Mu and follow him into the temple.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly asked: "Brother, are we no longer discussing this matter?"

"What a waste of discussion!" Sha Xuan thought angrily, neither of them had sympathy.

The Holy King shouted at Sha Xuan's back: "Sha Zhizun, what should I do?"

"Go back to your other world!" Sha Xuan said this and turned around to leave.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma hurriedly and cautiously followed Sha Xuan into the hall.

The Jade Emperor turned to the stunned Holy King and said, "Let's all disperse. My eldest brother refuses to invite us to drink. Why are we still here?"

The Holy King nodded helplessly, and had no choice but to turn around and greet Qiuye Piaoxue, release the cross-border ark, jump on it, and fly to the sky in the blink of an eye.

The Southern Emperor cautiously asked the Jade Emperor: "Will Sha Xuan do anything excessive?"

The Jade Emperor wondered: "If he can't find the Buddha, what else can he do?"

Nan Di said: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, you also know that your eldest brother has a weird personality. If one day you can't figure it out -"

"Do you think he would commit suicide because he couldn't figure it out?"

"No, I mean, if he can't figure it out and goes to your Lingxiao Palace to cause mischief, what will he do then?"

The Jade Emperor glared at Nan Emperor sideways: "Are you afraid that he will come to your palace and cause mischief?"

Nan Di laughed along and said, "Brother, aren't I trying to nip things in the bud?"

The Jade Emperor said disdainfully: "My eldest brother has no shortcomings except lust and greed for money. If he comes to your palace, you should try your best to satisfy him."

Nan Di was startled: "I have a few stunning beauties who have just ascended from the mortal world. If he finds out, can I still protect them?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at Nan Emperor and suddenly sneered: "Did those beauties rise to the top by their own power?"

Nan Di smiled coquettishly and said: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, I won't explain this much. You know it, I know it, God knows it, and the earth knows it. Haha, who told me that my brother reincarnated into the mortal world and couldn't adapt to the fairy world for a while?

life!"

When the Northern Emperor heard this, he became furious: "Your Majesty, the Southern Emperor, please don't break the rules of the fairy world!"

The Southern Emperor was anxious and immediately shouted unconvincingly: "I am one of the Six Heavenly Emperors, what does it matter if I have a few concubines?"

Beidi sneered and said: "After Tathagata Buddha comes out of seclusion, I'm afraid he won't agree!"

Nan Di said angrily: "Those beauties are my old sweethearts in the mortal world. I promised them to go to heaven, so I can't break my promise!"

Beidi snorted: "Anyway, you can't break the rules."

The Southern Emperor said disapprovingly: "Your Majesty, the Northern Emperor, you are already old."

The East Emperor said happily to the angry Beidi: "How about you go to the mortal world tomorrow to practice?"

"If you want to go, go by yourself!" Beidi flicked his sleeves, jumped into the air, jumped on his dragon carriage, and said goodbye to everyone without even saying hello.

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said to the East Emperor, the South Emperor and the West Emperor: "There is no chance, let's go."

The Western Emperor sighed: "My daughter is on the way, I'm afraid she won't go back."

The Jade Emperor laughed: "Your Majesty, the Western Emperor, why are you sighing? Isn't this a blessing in disguise? I have a suggestion, what do you think?"

Xidi frowned and asked, "What's your suggestion?"

The Jade Emperor pointed to the red lantern in front of the palace and said: "It is a waste to leave these things here unused. Your princess is also the protagonist today, why don't we help them handle this matter?"

Emperor Dong quickly applauded: "This is a good idea!"

Nan Emperor followed and joined in the fun: "West Emperor, you really got an advantage today. According to my analysis, if nothing happens, your princess will never be able to enter the East Palace!"

Xidi hesitated: "Isn't it appropriate?"

The Jade Emperor shouted: "What's wrong? Do you think my eldest brother is not worthy of your princess? You are so stupid. My eldest brother has the inherited power of two realms. Even if he is really possessed by the Tathagata Buddha, he will not be able to wait until he is possessed by Tathagata Buddha.

One day, when the Buddha wakes up, he will probably make amends for the foolish things he has done. At that time, your daughter will at least become a Bodhisattva!"

Xidi's eyes lit up and he felt happy. This analysis was indeed correct!

The Southern Emperor also spoke up and said: "Your Majesty the Western Emperor, why are you hesitating about such a good opportunity? Well, let me help you with today's banquet!"

Emperor Dong immediately clapped and applauded: "I am worried that I have no place to send the betrothal gift, so it won't be ridiculous to take it back. That's great!"

The Western Emperor immediately followed suit and said, "Okay, I'll trouble you, Your Majesty!"

The Jade Emperor was so happy that he stretched out his hand to the sky and shouted: "Quickly call Lei Zhenzi to come over and fire the cannon!"

In the blink of an eye, a blue sky lit up in the sky, and then a thunderbolt sounded!

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The Four Heavenly Emperors were startled at the same time, and the Southern Emperor immediately shouted strangely: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, are you setting off a wedding firecracker, or are you beating up evildoers?"

The Jade Emperor smiled awkwardly and said: "No one has held a wedding in the immortal world for tens of thousands of years, so Lei Zhenzi may have forgotten how to set off wedding cannons."

Suddenly, a person rushed out of the hall like lightning, looking up to the sky and yelling: "###Brother, why are you making such a fuss?"

The Four Heavenly Emperors took a closer look and were stunned. The protagonist actually appeared like this. Isn't it too embarrassing?

This person was none other than Sha Xuan. He was already angry when he suddenly heard thunder in the sky. He became even more irritated. He couldn't help but rushed out and said furiously: "Which bitch keeps making noise, I'm going to fix him!"

How could Lei Zhenzi in the sky know that he was following the orders of the Jade Emperor to thunder, and there would still be people who dared to make irresponsible remarks, so he naturally struck the thunder brightly, without even noticing that Sha Xuan on the ground was dancing happily.

When the East Emperor saw Sha Xuan's appearance, he quickly reminded the Jade Emperor: "Please tell Lei Zhenzi to stop quickly. If we continue to make trouble, I'm afraid something will happen!"

As soon as he finished speaking, three muffled thunders struck down again with "boom, boom, boom"!

Sha Xuan was immediately furious. With a thought in his mind, he stretched out his hand and threw out a powerful golden light. He actually grabbed Lei Zhenzi who was working hard! He pinned him to the ground and stepped on him hard.

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Lei Zhenzi was knocked unconscious by Sha Xuan, turned over and got up from the ground, and asked with a sad face: "Why are you like this? Are you not affecting my work?"