Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 797: Confused Wedding

Sha Xuan said angrily: "I affect your work? You also affect my mood!"

The Jade Emperor quickly dismissed Lei Zhenzi, and then smiled at Sha Xuan: "Brother, I know you are in a bad mood, so I asked him to come over and help you celebrate."

"What are you happy about?"

"We'll help you get married!"

Sha Xuan glared at the Jade Emperor and said unhappily: "Are you gloating about your misfortune?"

"No, we old guys have discussed it and you can still get married."

"I don't even know where my wife has gone? How did she do it?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Brother, you still have a wife. Her sedan chair has been carried. You have to marry her in, right?" After saying that, he looked at the West Emperor.

The Western Emperor nodded and said, "My dear son-in-law, my daughter has already taken the dowry out of the house. I'm afraid it won't be right to carry it back. I would like my dear son-in-law to take good care of my daughter in the future."

Sha Xuan frowned and asked: "Ai Jia? Where is she?"

The Western Emperor made a gesture behind him, and a beautiful sedan chair immediately flew out from the clouds. It was bright red and gave people a feeling of joy.

Nan Di hurriedly jumped out to stop him and said: "The sedan chair should be carried by someone, it cannot fly by itself. I saw it when I was in the mortal world, and it was a ghost sedan chair that could fly by itself!"

"Bah, bah, bah!" The Jade Emperor glared at Nan Emperor fiercely, "For such a big man, it is not auspicious to speak at all!"

Emperor Dong immediately waved behind him: "Four generals of Xingxiu, please come out and carry the sedan chair."

Immediately, four strong men in red clothes and flower crowns flew out of the clouds and flew under the sedan handle. Their movements were uniform and exactly the same.

Ai Jia stretched her head out of the sedan, lifted her hood with her hands, revealed a delicate and charming smile, and waved her hand at Sha Xuan: "Sha Xuan! Why don't you carry me in on your back?"

When Sha Xuan looked at Ai Jia, his face became much kinder, and he showed a lustful expression, as if to say, wow, Ai Jia is so beautiful as a bride!

The Southern Emperor hurriedly glanced at the Western Emperor: "You can't help it. Your son-in-law should lift this hijab. Why did your precious daughter lift it up by herself?"

Xidi reflexively stretched out his hand and waved a magic power, lowering Ai Jia's hijab, and then pushed her head into the sedan.

Ai Jia screamed "ya ya" twice and suddenly became silent. It seemed that Xidi sent her a message in time.

As if everyone was unfamiliar with the wedding process, the Jade Emperor hurriedly shouted behind him: "Play music!"

In an instant, a piece of melodious fairy music sounded!

Nan Di was stunned: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, you played the wrong music!"

The Jade Emperor slapped his head and said: "Hey, it's really wrong. Stop, stop quickly! Why should you play the wedding march?"

The fairy music stopped suddenly, but did not start again.

The Jade Emperor Long Yan was furious: "Why are you stopping? Play it for me quickly! It's your grandfather's!" The Jade Emperor was so anxious that he shouted out the swear words he had learned in the mortal world.

The leading music official said to the Jade Emperor with a grimace: "Your Majesty, I don't know how to play the wedding march!"

The Jade Emperor scolded: "If you don't understand, just learn now! Grandma, such a simple thing will stump you, the god in charge of Xianle?"

The music officer was so panicked that he lost his mind: "Where can I learn?"

"Of course it's the mortal world, idiot!"

"Okay! I'll go to the mortal world right away to learn." The music official actually wanted to jump under the clouds. Nan Di quickly called him to stop him: "Come back!"

The music officer was immediately happy and asked: "Your Majesty the Southern Emperor, do you know how to play the wedding march?"

"I know shit."

The music officer was stunned: "Who is this shit? Can he play the wedding march?"

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Dog shit is the shit of a dog. It belongs to your grandfather. Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

Only then did the music officer react and stammered: "I don't understand, please punish me."

Nan Di waved his hand: "Forget it, just play a cheerful piece of music. If you wait until you come back from learning in the mortal world, we will have already finished here!"

The music officer then hurriedly directed a group of strange musicians to play, play and sing.

The Jade Emperor shouted to Sha Xuan again: "Hurry up and change into your groom's clothes, brother!"

Sha Xuan immediately transformed and wore black clothes, a white shirt, a red bow tie, and a pair of shiny black leather shoes.

When Nan Di saw it, he shouted: "No, no, Sha Xuan, look at your bride wearing a red traditional dress, how can you wear a suit?"

Sha Xuan said impatiently: "What should I wear if I don't wear a suit?"

"Wear a red robe!" Nan Di commanded, "and a red official hat to show that you are the groom's official!"

Sha Xuan was like a puppet being manipulated, and he had to change into a red robe according to Nan Di's wishes.

But the Western Emperor shouted in an old-fashioned way: "Lift the sedan chair first!"

The Southern Emperor hurriedly shouted: "Stop the sedan bearers! The bridegroom hasn't sent any gifts to his parents' family yet! Your Majesty, the Western Emperor, if you don't make demands now, you won't be able to make them again in the future!"

The Western Emperor was startled and quickly asked: "What request should I make?"

Nan Di reminded: "You can mention whatever you want."

The Western Emperor thought for a while and said half-jokingly: "Sha Xuan, today I want to marry my only precious daughter to you. I don't have any special requirements. How about you help me sit on the throne of the supreme being in the fairy world?"

Sha Xuan shrugged indifferently: "Okay, this is a small problem!"

The Jade Emperor, the East Emperor and the South Emperor were dumbfounded when they heard this.

The Jade Emperor yelled at Nan Emperor: "You really know how to shoot yourself in the foot! I have to obey you!"

Nan Di smiled bitterly: "Am I not doing things according to the rules?"

Emperor Dong shook off his long sleeves and said angrily: "I don't want to play with you anymore!"

Sha Xuan said without thinking: "You can go back if you want."

Dong Di snorted: "Okay."

Sha Xuan then added: "Keep the bride price."

Emperor Dong said displeasedly: "You can ask me to give you a betrothal gift, but you have to treat me to delicious food and drinks!"

Sha Xuan asked disapprovingly: "Your Majesty the East Emperor, what do you want to eat?"

Dong Di blurted out: "Ginseng fruit!"

Nan Di laughed: "You are obviously just making things difficult for others!"

The East Emperor glared at the South Emperor and said angrily: "You gave away all the immortal world. Don't you allow me to eat a few ginseng fruits?"

The West Emperor was displeased: "Your Majesty the East Emperor, do you think ginseng fruit is a strawberry on the ground? You want to eat a few more! Just dream!"

Sha Xuan actually said: "His Majesty the Eastern Emperor's request is not excessive."

"It's indeed not excessive! That's quite excessive!" the Jade Emperor said in a strange tone, "Marshal Zhenyuan's ginseng tree only bore fruit last year. It will take another three thousand years for it to mature!"

Emperor Dong said proudly: "Shaxuan promised me, so don't mess with it."

Sha Xuan said to the old housekeeper waiting in the palace: "Go and pick twenty ginseng fruits for me and give five to each of the Four Heavenly Emperors."

The old steward responded and flew into the hall with a whoosh.

Nan Di asked curiously: "Sha Xuan, you have a good relationship with Immortal Zhenyuan?"

Sha Xuan shook his head and said he didn't know that guy.

Nan Di was even more puzzled: "Since you don't know him, how could he give you so many secretly hidden ginseng fruits?"

"I have it myself, why should I need him to give it to me!"

"You stole it from him?"

Sha Xuan said proudly: "I, Sha Xuan, have a principle in doing things. I would rather rob than steal."

The four heavenly emperors laughed at the same time: "So you went to rob it!"

"Grab the shit!"

The Sifang Emperor almost choked on his saliva.

Sha Xuan then explained slowly: "I planted the ginseng fruit myself."

The Jade Emperor asked in surprise: "Really?"

Sha Xuan said with a cold face: "It's not steamed, it's grown."

The Jade Emperor almost raised his head and fell to the ground.

At this time, Lao Guanzi came out holding a three-foot-wide tray in each hand, with ten half-green and half-yellow ginseng fruits on each.

Nan Di stretched out his hand, grabbed one, and smashed it into his mouth: "I'll try it first. Is it real? Or was it created by magic?"

Dong Di also grabbed one and put it into his mouth, muttering: "I have eaten this ginseng fruit dozens of times. I must be able to tell the difference between real and fake."

Xidi frowned and looked at the two people who were swallowing their jujubes and asked: "How? Is there any result?"

Nan Di calmly grabbed another one, fed it into his mouth, and said vaguely: "It hasn't tasted yet, I'll eat another one."

Dong Di also stuffed it into his mouth.

Then Nan Di quickly ate two more, and Dong Di didn't show any weakness and ate B.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but asked in surprise: "You haven't tasted it yet?"

"Well, it's almost here." Nan Di reached out and grabbed two more, and hurriedly put them into his mouth again.

The Western Emperor suddenly reacted, slapped his thigh and shouted: "Your Majesty the Southern Emperor, stop, you can only eat five!"

Nan Di had already stuffed the sixth ginseng fruit into his mouth, puffed out his cheeks and smiled proudly: "If you eat it, you won't be able to spit it out!"

The Jade Emperor stretched out his paws, grabbed five of them without saying a word, and smiled: "I don't like to suffer losses."

The Western Emperor shook his head and smiled, but he was thinking in his heart: I have achieved the immortal world, are you still worried about not having ginseng fruit to eat? I will let you eat enough today, and I will ask you to vomit it out slowly in the future!

Sha Xuan looked at the several Heavenly Emperors vying for the ginseng fruit with great interest, but suddenly thought of Shangguan Wan, Mi Xin and Xia Qing somewhere, and suddenly he couldn't be happy anymore.

After a while, the emperors of heaven gathered Sha Xuan and Ai Jia into the palace. After passing through three doors, they found Bai Min and Mi Xin's parents sitting in the palace with frowning faces.

Xiaoyan was standing next to them holding the Acacia beast. Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was drooping her head and crying, and she was shouting in a low voice: "My sister Wan, my sister Mixin, where are you?"

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When Sha Xuan heard this, he became a little angry. This little girl ruined my good deeds and is still pretending to be a good person here!

Not far from Xiaoyan, there were five earth gods, including the Earth God, the River God, the Mountain God, Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er. Seeing that they were not particularly excited, you knew that the talkative Bai Ling'er had already told what was happening outside.

Everything was explained to them.

When the Five Earthly Immortals saw the Four Heavenly Emperors coming in, they quickly knelt down and saluted.

The Jade Emperor coughed, walked over in a swaggering manner, and said as if nothing had happened: "I've already done the weddings that need to be done today, and I'll add the ones that I didn't do today in the future."

Bai Min forced a smile and nodded lonely.