Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 798: Blackmailing the Emperor of Heaven

Sha Xuan saw Bai Min looking lonely. Although he was optimistic by nature, he suddenly lost his mood. In his heart, the girl Liang and Mi Xin were important, and Xia Qing was so dependent on him. Now, the three girls didn't know where they were.

They didn't even know if the place where they were hidden by the Earth Mother was safe. Thinking of this, how could Sha Xuan not feel a sense of sadness for no reason.

Sha Xuan turned his head and looked at Earth Mother who was lying on the chair. She was his master after all, and he couldn't let her be visited by others in such a disheveled condition. Therefore, Sha Xuan used his mind to move Earth Mother together with a mahogany bed.

Received into the ring with native space.

It is a very and absolutely undisturbed environment, and there is also the home of Mi Xin's parents. Putting the master in it will make Sha Xuan feel more at ease, and he will be even less disturbed when looking for Shangguan Wan's three daughters in the future.

Tie.

People will always encounter many things in life. Even if they are gods, they cannot do whatever they want. Therefore, try your best to live a happier life, only then will you be worthy of yourself.

The Jade Emperor didn't notice that Sha Xuan was a little depressed at this time. He was still laughing and shouting "the bride and groom worship heaven and earth".

Sha Xuan turned around and glared at him and said: "Those old-fashioned etiquette in the world are useless. Where is your gift? After all, I am getting married. You can't just enjoy it with nothing, right?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Brother, please tell me first, what do you lack here?"

Sha Xuan was startled and thought to himself, there seems to be no shortage of anything here, he has everything he should have.

At this time, Xiao Yan came over and reminded her, "Sha Xuan, Her Majesty the Earth Mother has closed herself up. You are her only disciple, and you should handle matters in her palace."

Sha Xuan shook his head and said, "My master has four heavenly kings and hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals. I'm afraid they won't submit to my control."

Xiao Yan leaned into Sha Xuan's ear and whispered: "I have an idea."

"What can I do?"

Xiaoyan asked slyly: "Aren't you getting married today?"

"What does it have to do with marrying me?"

"It's very important." Xiaoyan turned to look at Jade Emperor and others, and said, "Aren't they going to give you a gift? You can ask them to send some troops to you."

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment and thought: Xiaoyan's head melon seeds turned out to be very useful. Although it seems that if some heavenly soldiers come over, it may be of no use. Maybe they will have to take care of food and shelter. However, I can't wait until Buddha.

After leaving the customs, I will definitely lead my troops to the Buddhist Realm of the West to help them wake up the master. Therefore, it is very necessary to recruit some troops now.

Xiao Yan thought Sha Xuan was hesitating, so she analyzed him in detail: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor is a sworn brother, so he will not refuse to agree; the West Emperor is your father-in-law, and he will send you soldiers and horses as dowry."

"You once saved the life of His Majesty the Southern Emperor in the mortal world. If you make a request, he will naturally not refuse to agree. There is only one Eastern Emperor left among the four heavenly emperors. He probably has no choice but to refuse it because of his face."

"

Sha Xuan nodded when he heard this. A trace of thief suddenly flashed in his eyes. He raised his head and said to the Jade Emperor: "I have thought of a gift. If I tell you now, you must not refuse."

"No?" The Jade Emperor was startled, "You won't ask Queen Mother of the West to come over and be your nanny, right? Then I won't ask her to do anything."

"I don't want your Queen Mother of the West." Sha Xuan snorted. In your mind, she is a treasure, but in my mind, she is just a piece of grass. Besides, a friend's wife cannot be bullied, and I am not that boring yet.

The Jade Emperor quickly said: "Although I have seven daughters, all of them are married. If you want them, I can't agree. At most, I can remarry the seven fairies to you. Do you think that's okay?"

"Bah!" Sha Xuan said displeasedly, "I see that after your reincarnation in the mortal world, not only did you fail to cultivate a better state of mind, but you have become even more vulgar."

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "As long as the eldest brother doesn't have any ideas about my wife and daughter, everything else is easy."

Sha Xuan asked maliciously: "Does this mean that you can even give up the throne to me?"

"If this doesn't work, my people won't agree to it. Besides, brother, you don't have the time to take care of these miscellaneous things, right?"

Sha Xuan said deliberately unhappily: "After all, you are still reluctant to give out anything."

The Jade Emperor grimaced: "It depends on what you want, brother."

Sha Xuan said with a dark face: "Give me fifty thousand heavenly soldiers!"

"Fifty thousand?" The Jade Emperor was startled, "Brother, what do you want with so many heavenly soldiers?"

"You don't care what I do!"

Nan Di came over and smiled: "Sha Xuan, do you want to lead troops to attack other worlds?"

Sha Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "That's exactly what I meant. His Majesty the Southern Emperor, since I'm getting married today, it's natural for you to give me a gift. Why don't you give me 50,000 heavenly soldiers as well?"

Nan Di was stunned and said: "Fifty thousand heavenly soldiers are nothing to me, but I can't let you be taken to another world to die, right?"

"You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!" Sha Xuan stared at Nan Di and began to settle old scores, "Back in the mortal world, I shouldn't have cared about you. I should have let your soul be destroyed!"

Nan Di was stunned, this was obviously a debt!

Sha Xuan shouted: "South Emperor, do you want to give it to me?"

Nan Di hesitated and said: "This——"

Sha Xuan said angrily: "If you don't give it to me, grab it!"

Nan Di was shocked. If Sha Xuan were called to rob him, then he would command the inherited divine power of the immortal world. Even if there were ten times more heavenly soldiers and generals, they would not be his match. Forget it, I admit defeat!

So, Nan Di agreed with a sad face.

Sha Xuan was not happy and added another sentence: "I don't want old, weak, sick or disabled heavenly soldiers, I want those with super strong fighting ability!"

Nan Di smiled bitterly and nodded: "Okay, okay, okay! I'll give you my imperial guard."

“That’s great, thank you very much!”

The Jade Emperor sighed and asked Sha Xuan: "Brother, who are you going to take away?"

"King Tota doesn't want it, I want Nezha!" Sha Xuan calculated with his fingers, "Leave your 50,000 people to Commander Nezha, and ask him to recruit 50,000 elite soldiers himself!"

The Jade Emperor almost cried. The most powerful person in his hands was the third prince Nezha. Moreover, Nezha was serious about his work and asked him to order troops. Then the fifty thousand soldiers and horses he picked could only defeat fifty thousand soldiers.

Thousands of people!

Sha Xuan shouted to the Jade Emperor in a deep voice: "Do you agree or not?"

The Jade Emperor shrank his head: "Brother, do I dare not agree?"

"Very good." Sha Xuan reached out and patted the Jade Emperor's shoulder, "If you encounter difficulties in the future, I will help you, brother."

Dong Di lowered his head and pretended to pick up the contents of the ring.

The Western Emperor laughed loudly: "Xian son-in-law, you have finally grown up and become ambitious. As a father, you should support your career. Let's do this. I will allocate 100,000 elite soldiers to you and treat it as a dowry for Ai Jia!"

Sha Xuan was overjoyed: "This is the best!"

The Jade Emperor turned around, looked at the East Emperor with a wicked smile, and then gave Sha Xuan a wink, meaning there was another fat sheep here. If he didn't kill it now, when would he wait?

The Southern Emperor also smiled evilly and stared at the Eastern Emperor.

An enigmatic smile appeared on the West Emperor's face, but his eyes glanced at the East Emperor intentionally or unintentionally.

The East Emperor raised his head to see Sha Xuan. Both the Jade Emperor and the South Emperor stared at him with stern eyebrows and said hurriedly: "My gift for Sha Xuan is ready. Look! A sedan with eight celestial dragons and horses!"

Sha Xuan, Jade Emperor and Nan Emperor shook their heads at the same time and raised their index fingers: "no! no!"

Dong Di concealed his smile and said: "There are still two things missing, right? I'll ask someone to make up for it. A team of heavenly soldiers led by the stars and immortals are guarding the left and right, one hundred on the left and one hundred on the right. How about it? Isn't it impressive enough?

"

The Jade Emperor said to the East Emperor with a smile: "I think you look very white, as white as an idiot!"

Nan Di immediately picked up the conversation and said, "No, it's whiter than an idiot!"

Emperor Dong said with a bitter face: "Compared to you, I am from a small family, how can I give such a big gift?"

Sha Xuan waved his hand coolly and said: "Don't make things difficult for His Majesty the Eastern Emperor. He wants fifty thousand heavenly troops as soon as he opens his mouth. Isn't that too much for your appetite?"

Dongdi quickly raised his thumb and praised Sha Xuan: "I have always thought, Sha Xuan, you are more generous than them. If they are generals, you are handsome; if they are tigers, you are cunning dragon! If they are said to be tigers, you are cunning dragon!

——”

The Jade Emperor interrupted: "What a fart!"

The Southern Emperor chuckled and asked Sha Xuan: "My friend with a small appetite, how much do you plan to collect from the Eastern Emperor as a gift?"

"Not much, not much, my requirements have never been high." Sha Xuan counted on his fingers seriously, "My father-in-law gave me one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. As far as I know, His Majesty the East Emperor's strength is not strong.

, but it’s not even close to 80% of my father-in-law’s. Well, according to this standard, if His Majesty the Eastern Emperor gives me 80,000 heavenly soldiers, it won’t be a embarrassment to him——”

At this point, Sha Xuan stopped, because Dong Emperor's face had turned into a bitter melon, so Sha Xuan said suddenly and generously: "Your Majesty Dong Emperor, don't do this. On this basis, I will give you another blow."

How about folding?"

Emperor Dong asked hurriedly: "What's the discount?"

"I'll suffer a little loss and give you a 40% discount. It's a fixed price. I won't be so affectionate if I haggle!"

"Sixty percent off?" The East Emperor calculated in his mind, six, eight, forty-eight, that's only two thousand less than the Jade Emperor and the Nan Emperor!

When the Jade Emperor saw that the East Emperor was reluctant to part with him, he said, "You took advantage and acted like you were at a disadvantage. Is there anyone like you?"

The Southern Emperor smiled slyly and said, "Is it possible that His Majesty the Eastern Emperor thinks that the gifts are too few?"

Emperor Dong said hurriedly: "I'm almost bankrupt, what's the point?"

The Jade Emperor sneered and said: "That's nonsense. Do you think I really don't know your background? Over the years, you have recruited many recruits in the mortal world. Look at the tribulations those immortals who have just ascended to heaven have endured before. Heaven."

The thunder struck a few symbolic blows, and not even a few of their hairs fell off. Everyone was cheating. Do we still need this rule? Why not just choose gods from mortals? What else is there to cultivate?"

The East Emperor's face turned red when the Jade Emperor exposed him, and he said sarcastically: "Why go so far? Isn't it just forty-eight thousand? I can afford it, I don't need you to remind me!"

Sha Xuan looked at Dong Di with admiration: "Brother Dong, you are very upright. If you have difficulties in the future, my brother will help you support him!" He looked like a gangster!