Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 799: Recruiting Generals and Recruiting Troops

What's the point of not agreeing? If he really takes care of himself, even hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers can't stop him! Emperor Dong took a breath and said, "I'll ask someone to bring 48,000 soldiers and horses when I get back."

Sha Xuan smiled and said: "No need, I will ask Nezha to take people to choose when the time comes."

Dong Di staggered on his feet and said angrily: "I scolded Nezha last year. If he goes to elect, I'm afraid I will only have a bunch of old, weak and disabled soldiers left."

Sha Xuan said seriously: "I will tell Nezha that we can't select all your elite soldiers from Dongdi, right?"

Dong Di kept saying: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"I'm not such an unreasonable person, right?"

"right!"

"As long as you understand." Sha Xuan nodded, "When I ask Nezha to come over and choose, I will tell him not to choose your king."

"Sha Xuan, if you had said this earlier, I would be relieved." Dong Di breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his hand.

Unexpectedly, Sha Xuan said again: "Except for my heavenly soldiers, bring back all the other constellations, gods and immortals!"

Dong Di hit the stone pillar next to him with a "dong" sound. Oh my god, isn't this too cruel?

Sha Xuan pretended not to know and turned to look at the Jade Emperor proudly: "Tell Nezha to come here immediately!"

The Jade Emperor nodded and asked, "Brother, do you have any other instructions?"

"have!"

"You tell me, I'll listen."

Sha Xuan waved his hand: "You can go back!"

The Jade Emperor was stunned and said: "Brother, I sent you fifty thousand elite soldiers, but you didn't even take a sip of the wedding wine! Are you too realistic?"

Sha Xuan casually took out a jar of wine from the ring, handed it to the Jade Emperor, and said impatiently: "As the Emperor of Heaven, how can he be so good at wine? Drink it yourself."

The Jade Emperor held the wine jar and patted open the mud with his palm. Just when he was about to shake his head and sigh, he smelled the overwhelming fragrance in the jar. He quickly raised his neck and took a big sip. He immediately praised: "Good wine, it smells so good!"

Nan Di stretched his neck, took a sniff, and said quickly: "Sha Xuan, I want to drink too."

Sha Xuan conveniently threw another altar to him, then threw the altar to the angry East Emperor, and also gave the altar to the West Emperor.

Xidi tasted it politely and nodded.

Nan Di took a few sips and repeatedly claimed that the wine was good.

Dong Di was still angry, so he raised the jar of wine and drank heavily, drinking it all in a few sips.

Sha Xuan shook his head and said: "His Majesty the Eastern Emperor, aren't you wasting the wine? Just now you said that you are a thrifty person, I think you may have hidden a lot of heavenly soldiers in private!"

Dongdi stared and hurriedly defended: "I, I, am I not thirsty?"

Sha Xuan threw another jar of wine to him: "Drink this jar and you can go back. I have just started a family. I can't waste it like you. I have to raise children and save money to buy milk powder in the future."

You haven't matured yet, so you want to raise a brat? Dong Di snorted, turned around and flew away.

Not long after, the East Emperor and the South Emperor also left the Jinsha Hall knowingly, but the West Emperor warned Ai Jia a few more words, probably warning her that her man should take care of himself, and don't let the young couple just talk to each other and then go back to their parents' home.

Come and complain!

Ai Jia nodded her head and said, "Father, you are getting old and you are getting more and more shaky!"

The Western Emperor shook his head and sighed: "A girl can't help her mother!" After saying that, he jumped onto his dragon carriage and suddenly flew to the horizon.

The whole hall suddenly became quiet. Ai Jia reached out and lifted off the red hijab, jumped over and grabbed Sha Xuan's arm, saying excitedly: "You are finally mine!"

The land man burst into laughter with a "ha" sound: "Isn't that the opposite?"

Just now the Four Heavenly Emperors were present, so no one dared to be presumptuous. Now, the old guys are all gone, and it’s time for the little monkeys to come out and jump!

The river god walked around Ai Jia hehely: "Isn't this a big singer? Tsk tsk, the longer it is, the more fulfilling it is!"

Ai Jia asked dissatisfiedly: "You said I gained weight?"

"No." Sister Hu came over and said with a smile, "When he said you were plump, he was actually praising you for being plump."

Ai Jia blushed slightly and immediately gave the River God a big roll of his eyes. The wolf said that he had grown plump, so naturally he stared at places he shouldn't have looked at carefully.

The mountain god said happily: "When I was in the mortal world, I heard Sister Hu say that she would marry Ai Jia to her brother no matter what. I didn't expect that this would actually happen?"

Ai Jia was stunned for a moment and immediately asked Sister Hu: "It was you who arranged for me and Sha Xuan to end up on that unknown desert island?"

Sister Hu showed her signature smile and said, "I just introduced you to each other. As for the desert island, that may be Brother Sha's own idea."

Ai Jia turned around and pinched Sha Xuan's arm, and said angrily: "You won't take me to a better environment when we're talking about love. That beach is so hot that I can't breathe!"

Sha Xuan smiled and said, "That was an accident."

The River God licked his lower lips and said slyly: "The weather is hot, can't you just wear less clothes?"

Ai Jia didn't notice the river god pulling her into the trap, and said casually: "It's such a hot beach, even if you soak in the sea, it's still very hot!"

The river god salivated and asked, "Brother, will you take a dip with me?"

Ai Jia reacted immediately, pouted and said, "Don't worry about it."

Sister Hu turned to Bai Ling'er and sighed: "For this matter, we took a huge risk!"

Bai Ling'er nodded and said, "Yes, fortunately, things turned out to be more satisfactory than we imagined."

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum couldn't bear the loneliness, so she jumped over and said: "Sister Hu, Sister Bai Ling'er, I think you are good or bad!"

Sister Hu and Bai Ling'er were stunned, and Bai Ling'er asked in confusion: "Ye Ling, what's wrong with us helping Brother Xuan introduce his girlfriend?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum said angrily: "You have robbed me of the fruits of victory!"

Everyone heard that Zhang Er Jingang was confused, and even Sha Xuan felt a little surprised.

Ai Jiaqi said: "Why can't I understand you? Ye Ling."

Baye Lingzhi said plausibly: "At that time, I followed Sister Wan all the time just to help her protect her brother. Later, Sister Mi Xin insisted on following her brother. I thought she was a good person, so I persuaded Sister Wan to give half of it to my brother.

She. However, you found another girlfriend for my brother without my consent. Aren’t you robbing a common man?"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this. Sha Xuan was even a little bit dumbfounded. I have to go through your Ye Ling’s nod to feel free to fall in love? You are not my mother!

Ai Jia chuckled: "Ye Ling, you know, Sister Hu and the others can't be blamed for this. Your brother is a playboy himself. If he hadn't introduced me to him, he might have given you

Find ten more sisters-in-law. So, you should thank Sister Hu. Hehe, of course, you should also thank me!"

Sister Hu, Bai Ling'er and Tu Tuye all laughed at the same time: "Yes, yes!"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum was originally very confused about human feelings. Now when Ai Jia said this, she became even more confused. She stretched out her hand and scratched her head and said: "So that's it, I misunderstood you!"

Sha Xuan held back his laughter, thinking to himself that Ye Ling was too easy to deceive, the kind of little fool who would help count the money after being sold.

At this moment, the old housekeeper flew in and said that Nezha wanted to see him.

Sha Xuan hurriedly said: "Please invite him in quickly!"

The old housekeeper flew out again, and in a blink of an eye, Nezha came in on a hot wheel, bowed and saluted Sha Xuan and said, "See you later, His Majesty Sha Tiandi!"

"Emperor of Heaven?" Everyone was stunned. Sha Xuan asked in surprise: "Nezha, why do you call me that?"

Nezha said respectfully: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor told me to call you this."

Sha Xuan frowned and wanted to say that he was not the Emperor of Heaven. Ai Jia quickly stretched out his hand to hold Sha Xuan and said with a smile: "General Nezha, from today on, you will officially come to work with us. Let me introduce you to him."

Next, they are all brothers and sisters of Emperor Sha Tian. As for me, you can call me Boss Lady."

Everyone found it a bit funny when they heard it. Although many people in this room had just come from the mortal world and could naturally understand Ai Jia's words, Nezha might not be able to understand it.

Sure enough, Nezha asked blankly: "What does boss lady mean? My lady is not old at all!"

Ai Jia stuck out her tongue and said, "I just got married to Sha Xuan today, and I'm not used to being a queen yet."

Nezha said "Oh" in doubt.

Sha Xuan interjected and asked: "Nezha, the Jade Emperor has 50,000 soldiers and horses, have you brought them over?"

Nezha nodded and said that he had lived up to Emperor Sha Tian's great trust and that the matter had been completed fairly well.

Sha Xuan asked again: "Have the fifty thousand imperial guards of the Southern Emperor arrived?"

Nezha replied: "I happened to meet them on the way just now, but my Hot Wheels are faster than theirs. I think they may be almost here now."

"Very good." Sha Xuan nodded, "Go to the East Emperor's tent immediately and bring back 48,000 elite soldiers as quickly as possible. Don't ask for any of those at the Heavenly King level, lest the old guy from the East Emperor say I don't keep my word!"

Nezha shouted "De Ling", stepped on the hot wheel, and flew out of the hall like a wisp of smoke.

At this moment, the old housekeeper flew in out of breath again and reported to Sha Xuan: "Master, King Xiang Yu and King Liu Adou are visiting with their troops. They said they want to see you. Do you want them to come in?"

Sha Xuan hesitated for a moment, wondering why these two guys came to my place? But he still waved and said: "Invite them in!"

After a while, Xiang Yu and Liu Adou flew in happily.

Liu Adou shouted loudly from afar: "Brother, haha, we are late to congratulate you!"

Xiang Yu's rich laughter shook everyone's eardrums like drums: "Hahaha, the last general has finally surrendered to the big brother!"

Sha Xuan pointed at Xiang Yu and shouted: "Please lower your voice. I didn't hear you clearly just now. What did you say?"

Xiang Yu lowered his voice and laughed angrily: "On the order of His Majesty the Northern Emperor, King Liu Tian and I brought a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to serve my brother!" As soon as he took refuge in Sha Xuan, he changed his words and called "my Majesty" "my Majesty".

"His Majesty the Northern Emperor", this is really not an ordinary reality!

Sha Xuan was overjoyed: "My father-in-law is very considerate, so my son-in-law will thank you in advance."

Liu Adou winked and said to Sha Xuan: "Li Yu was clamoring to come, but His Majesty Beidi drank him back, hahaha!"