Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 800: Wrong medicine given

Xiang Yu looked at Sha Xuan with excitement and asked, "Brother, where are you gathering your troops and horses to attack?"

Sha Xuan said bluntly: "Go to the Buddhist World in the West!"

Liu Adou and Xiang Yu were shocked at the same time. Liu Adou stammered and asked: "Brother, immortals and Buddhas are one family. Isn't it inappropriate for us to attack the Buddhist world in the West? Besides, we have no chance of winning, right?"

But Xiang Yu patted his chest and said: "King Liu Tian, ​​why do you have the ambition of others? Now we are following the elder brother. As long as we wait for the elder brother's order, let alone attack the Buddhist world in the West. Even if we turn back to attack His Majesty the Beidi, the general will not do it again."

Don’t hesitate!”

"Not only are you very upright, you are also an out-and-out soldier!" Sha Xuan patted Xiang Yu on the shoulder, but then shook his head and sighed, "When you and Liu Bang were competing for the world, it was precisely this kind of loyalty that harmed you!"

Liu Adou echoed and said: "If I had your bravery back then, would I still surrender to that traitor Cao?"

Xiang Yu smiled stupidly and said: "It has been so long, I have already forgotten it."

At this time, the old housekeeper flew in again out of breath and reported: "Master, there is a group of troops with bright armor coming outside. They claim to be your imperial guards. Will you let them in?"

Sha Xuan said happily: "That is a gift given to me by His Majesty the Southern Emperor. My place is too small, so let them stay where they are first. I will go out and build a few tents for them later!"

Ai Jia finally cried out unbearably: "Sha Xuan!"

Sha Xuan turned around and asked in confusion: "Ai Jia, what can I do for you?"

Ai Jia said angrily: "Today I am the bride!"

"Everyone knows this, right?" Sha Xuan looked at Ai Jia blankly, "Don't you need to remind me again?"

"Since you know that I am the bride today, do you let me enjoy the bride's treatment?"

Only then did Sha Xuan come to his senses and said with a malicious smile: "After I arrange these troops and horses, it will be your bridal chamber with flowers and candles, hehe!"

Liu Adou laughed heartily: "A good night is worth a thousand gold!"

But Xiang Yu said: "Brother, why should a man have no wife? Wait until we take down the Xitian Buddha Realm first!"

Ai Jia blushed slightly and stared at Sha Xuan coquettishly: "Look at them, Sha Xuan, didn't they teach you bad things?"

Sha Xuan said shamelessly: "Ai Jia, you don't know, from the first day we met, how often have I been a good person?"

Ai Jia feigned anger and said, "You still have the nerve to say, hum!"

Xiang Yu smiled naively and said: "Brother, you see my sister-in-law is angry, why don't you just stay in the wedding room tonight and be your groom, and tomorrow we will plan how to attack the Xitian Buddha Realm."

Liu Adou was startled and quickly asked Sha Xuan for his opinion: "Do we really want to attack Xitian Buddhist Realm?"

Sha Xuan glared at him: "When did I say that I would attack Xitian Buddha Realm?"

Liu Adou frowned and said, "That's what King Xiang Tian said."

"What he said doesn't count." Sha Xuan turned back to Xiang Yu and said, "Don't say such rebellious words in the future, lest others hear it and think we are going to rebel!"

Xiang Yu was immediately dumbfounded: "Brother, isn't this what you mean? Why has it become my personal opinion again?"

Sha Xuan turned around and didn't bother to explain, so he uttered: "Silly big guy!"

Liu Adou said to Xiang Yu with a cunning smile on his face: "Big brother asked you to take the blame, because he is looking down on you, do you understand?"

Xiang Yu suddenly understood and said in surprise: "I know. If we capture the Western Heaven Buddha Realm in the future, it will be my wise decision. If we fail to capture it, you will tell Tathagata Buddha that it was me, Xiang Yu, who instigated me.

wrong?"

Liu Adou gave a thumbs up: "Who said Xiang Yu is stupid? Stand up."

Xiang Yu smiled bitterly: "Adou, please don't hurt me!"

Liu Adou threw off his shirt and said disdainfully: "Is it good for me to hurt you?"

Sha Xuan walked up to the frowning parents of Bai Min and Mi Xin, pretended to smile and said, "Godmother, don't worry, I will get Wan'er and Mi Xin back."

Bai Min had the habit of rubbing her hands when she was nervous. She sighed and said, "Sha Xuan, don't comfort your godmother. She knows you have tried your best."

Mi Xin's mother wiped away her tears: "My poor son!"

Mi Xin's father glared at her and said unhappily: "Mi Xin and Shangguan Wanji are in harmony with nature and will come back. Why are you crying!"

Sha Xuan shut his mouth and nodded, showing that he was confident.

But the land master cautiously came up and said, "Are you going to have a wedding tonight?"

"What a fart!" Sha Xuan said angrily, "The bride is gone, I'm not in the mood."

The Tutu Master pointed at Ai Jia: "Isn't there another one there?"

Sha Xuan turned his head and saw Ai Jia pouting, looking at him as if he was dissatisfied. He couldn't bear it. Ai Jia still spent all the effort to chase her and left her alone. That was not a manly behavior. So,

Sha Xuan walked over again and put his arm around Ai Jia's waist, but he still wasn't in much of a mood, so he could only sigh and hug Ai Jia a little tighter.

Ai Jia tilted her head, rolled her eyes, and said slyly: "Sha Xuan, I have a way to find Shangguan Wan and the others!"

Sha Xuan's eyes lit up, he turned around, hugged Ai Jia with both hands, and asked hurriedly: "What can I do?"

"I won't tell you now!"

I'm almost dying, but you still have the intention to hide and seek! Sha Xuan pretended to be angry and said: "Are you deliberately angry with your husband?"

"No!" Ai Jia said with a half-smile, "How could I take the initiative to tell you if you didn't ask me? Doesn't that make me, the princess of the Xidi family, too cheap?"

What's the reason? Sha Xuan was eager to know what Ai Jia had thought of, so he said, "Okay, okay, okay! I'm begging you now."

"You're begging me like this?" Ai Jia said pretending to be angry, "You have no sincerity at all!"

Before Sha Xuan could answer, the impatient Xiang Yu said quickly: "Sister-in-law, what time has it been? Are you still in the mood?"

"Did I bother you?" Ai Jia took advantage of the situation and showed a little temper. She separated Sha Xuan's hand, opened a pair of beautiful eyes, and then put her hand on Sha Xuan's shoulder and shook it, "Sha——Xuan, King Xiang Tian bullies

I!"

Liu Adou was almost shocked and thought, "Oh my God, if Ai Jia acts like a coquettish person, even the Buddha would tremble when he sees her!"

It was also the first time that Sha Xuan discovered that Ai Jia was so good at acting coquettishly. A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind. He not only said "ha" but also laughed: "I thought of a good idea!"

Ai Jia stretched out her hand and patted Sha Xuan's shoulder unhappily: "Your wife was bullied, and you turned a blind eye and still thought about other women. Is this justified? Humph!"

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Brother, what good idea have you come up with?"

Sha Xuan said proudly: "I am going to take hundreds of free-spirited women to the Buddhist world in the West."

Xiang Yu was a little confused and asked hurriedly: "Why are you bringing hundreds of women? The Buddhist world in Xitian is full of monks. Even if you want to bribe, you have chosen the wrong gift, right?"

But Liu Adou was happy as soon as he thought about it: "Brother, what a great idea!"

Ai Jia stretched out her delicate jade and pointed at the excited Sha Xuan's forehead: "Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Sha Xuan gently grabbed Ai Jia's finger, put it to his mouth and kissed it proudly: "I found out that I am really smart."

Sister Hu made a "cheep" sound and couldn't help but laugh: "How can you praise yourself for being smart?"

But the land master asked impatiently: "Brother, what exactly did you think of? Don't be tempted, just tell me!"

Sha Xuan then said proudly: "The Buddhist world in the West is full of monks who strictly abide by the rules and precepts, right?"

"That's not right." Xiang Yu shook his head, "They are all famous Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats. Some of them are the envoys of the Buddha, and the worse ones are also Buddha boys. These are much higher than the monks!"

"They are all monks anyway." Sha Xuan did not argue with Xiang Yu, but asked him with a smile on his face, "Do you know what they are most afraid of?"

Xiang Yu replied puzzledly: "They are so high up there that they seem to have nothing to fear."

Sha Xuan laughed and said: "They are afraid of women!"

Xiang Yu shook his head and said it was impossible.

Sha Xuan continued to laugh and asked: "If I send hundreds of charming women to the front of Daleiyin Temple, what do you think they will think?"

Xiang Yu was startled and said, "They will think you have blasphemed the Buddha."

Sha Xuan asked again: "What then?"

"Then?" Xiang Yu said in shock, "They will arrest you and push you to the foot of Five Elements Mountain."

"###Brother!" As soon as Sha Xuan's words came out, he saw Liu Adou covering his mouth and laughing secretly. He immediately understood what he meant. Liu Adou must be thinking that he was hurting himself, because Xiang Yu was calling him

Where's the eldest brother?

So, Sha Xuan pretended not to wake up and scolded Xiang Yu again: "###哥." Liu Adou couldn't help laughing. Sha Xuan immediately pointed at Liu Adou and told Xiang Yu: "Your brother laughs."

You have to act like a pig."

Liu Adou immediately couldn't laugh or cry, and said to himself: Brother, you are too cruel, you scolded me twice in one sentence!

Xiang Yu glanced at Liu Adou and said seriously: "His Majesty the Northern Emperor often praises him for being as smart as a pig. It turns out that my eldest brother also understands it deeply."

Liu Adou turned over and fell to the ground.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma jumped over, knelt down and touched Liu Adou's head, and then touched his mouth. On his hand, there were red pills.

Sha Xuan glanced at it and shouted quickly: "Adou, don't open your mouth!"

Liu Adou subconsciously opened his mouth and asked: "Why?" He immediately shrank his neck, jumped up and asked the Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum curiously: "What did you give me to eat just now?"

Sha Xuan sighed, thinking to himself that another guy had been harmed by Ganoderma lucidum.

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum giggled: "King Liu Tian, ​​I gave you the Resurrection Pill."

Liu Adou said "Wow" and pinched his neck, bent over and vomited!

Sha Xuan thought to himself: It seems that Liu Adou has a lot of experience.

Liu Adou almost vomited out the porridge he had eaten three hundred years ago, and then he stared at the eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum with blood-red eyes: "I have no enmity with you, why do you want to harm me?"

Eight-leaf Ganoderma lucidum giggled: "I think it's fun!"

"But, I'm going to die!"