Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 808: Two Wise Men in the Bamboo Forest

This question was indeed difficult for Sha Xuan to choose. He sat cross-legged on the cloud head, holding his chin with his hands, thinking hard.

Ai Jia and Xiao Yan did not disturb Sha Xuan.

However, not long after, a very casually dressed god flew over from the fairy world. Naturally, Sha Xuan didn't recognize him, and neither did Ai Jia.

This man looked similar to a middle-aged man in his fifties. He didn't seem to realize what the Five Hundred Arhats were doing standing at the edge of the Western Buddha Realm, and just wanted to fly over.

The five hundred Arhats immediately shouted in unison: "Donor, please stay!"

The middle-aged man stopped in surprise and asked, "You call me something?"

"fine."

"Are you ready to come and play?" The middle-aged man was very unhappy and raised his feet to fly forward again.

"Donor stay!"

The middle-aged man asked angrily: "Why should I stay?"

"Xitian Buddha Realm is temporarily closed. Donors please come back."

"If you say we are suspending opening, do we just suspend opening?" The middle-aged man seemed to have a thorough understanding of the policy. He stretched out his hand and said, "I want to see the approval document!"

Sha Xuan thought to himself: This guy is much more sophisticated than him. He just believes whatever the Five Hundred Arhats say and doesn't even think of reading the documents.

Five Hundred Arhats pointed to a place not far to the side. A huge stone tablet was erected on the cloud head. It was full of tadpoles. The middle-aged man squinted his eyes and looked at it, and was stunned immediately: "The signature is not Tathagata Buddha. This document is not signed by Tathagata Buddha."

Could it be fake? By the way, you 500 Arhats are not the 500 before. What's going on? Has it been restructured? Has anyone been laid off? Are you all people who compete for jobs? Do you have a trust relationship to open a back door?

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This middle-aged man had so many questions that even the Five Hundred Arhats were dumbfounded.

Seeing that the Five Hundred Arhats were stuck at the question, Sha Xuan couldn't help but shouted to the middle-aged man overjoyed: "Sir, you are so knowledgeable. What did you do before?"

"I used to teach." The middle-aged man turned to glance at Sha Xuan and said plausibly, "Now I'm complaining!"

"Complaining?" Sha Xuanqi asked, "Are you a lawyer?"

"I'm neither a green master nor a red master. I'm just a master who drafts complaints on behalf of others."

"Do you have a name, sir?"

"Ruan Ji."

"What?"

"Ruan Ji."

Sha Xuan looked at Ai Jia next to him in confusion and asked, "Have you heard of this name?"

Ai Jia thought for a while and said: "There are a few people with the surname Ruan in history. Among the heroes in Liangshan, there are Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoqi. I wonder who he is?"

The middle-aged man named Ruan Ji was furious: "I am Boss Ruan!"

Sha Xuan thought to himself: What a big fart, how come I haven’t heard of it!

Xiaoyan said thoughtfully: "In the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there were seven celebrities, known as the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, and one of them was named Ruan."

"Never mind Ruan Ji, let me ask him what complaint he wants to file." Sha Xuan discussed in a low voice with the two women behind Ruan Ji's back, then turned around and asked Ruan Ji politely, "Why did Mr. Ruan go to the Western Buddha Realm today?

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"Complain!"

"Sue who?"

"Sue a small land called Houguang!"

Sha Xuan was stunned for a moment and quickly asked: "Is a small piece of land worthy of your going to the Western Buddha Realm to sue? By the way, what are you suing him for?"

"Do you think I want to come to the Western Buddha Realm?" Seeing that Sha Xuan listened seriously, Ruan Ji naturally became interested and said, "That guy is openly flirting with two little white snakes in public!"

Sha Xuan couldn't laugh or cry: "What does it have to do with you if he flirts with him, Mr. Ruan?"

"He is challenging the etiquette of the fairy world. His Majesty the Jade Emperor once issued a law prohibiting gods and goblins from having too close interactions. The advantage of this is to prevent some gods with evil intentions from pretending to help goblins become immortals and to play with their bodies.

.If such a law were not promulgated, the world would be in chaos, and humans and fairies would give birth to many transvestites!"

Sha Xuan couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this. Such a trivial matter was actually worthy of the man surnamed Ruan going to war. He simply had nothing to do while he was eating.

Ai Jia actually agreed that she should sue.

Sha Xuan shook his head and said: "Mr. Ruan, since this matter is prohibited by the Jade Emperor, you should go to the Lingxiao Palace to sue, right? Why do you have to go to the Xitian Buddha Realm to sue?"

Ruan Ji said angrily: "I went to the Lingxiao Palace, and His Majesty the Jade Emperor actually said that it is not unusual for humans and demons to have feelings for each other at this time and that. As long as it does not harm the interests of other people, it does not matter even if a human demon is born.

"

Sha Xuan laughed and said that the Jade Emperor's explanation made sense.

Ruan Ji said, "You have no joke. Since you made the rules at the beginning, you must act according to the rules now."

Sha Xuan thought to himself, aren't you worrying blindly?

Unexpectedly, at this time, another god in ancient costume flew in the sky. Ruan Ji opened his mouth and shouted: "Shan Tao! Where are you going?!"

The immortal named Shan Tao looked down and exclaimed: "Ruan Ji, you are here. I was just going to the Great Leiyin Temple, and you just came back, right?"

Ruan Ji said angrily: "Yes, I just came back, but I was blocked."

Shan Tao raised his head and saw five hundred Arhats looming in the clouds. Then he found the stone tablet with the words "Open temporarily". He was surprised and started discussing it with Ruan Ji. When it came to his interest, Shan Tao almost

Gritting his teeth and spitting, he seemed to have been greatly wronged.

Sha Xuan came over and asked curiously: "What happened to Brother Shan?"

Seeing Sha Xuan's concern, Shan Tao immediately found someone to talk to, just like a hungry she-wolf seeing a big stupid elephant. She knew she couldn't eat it and didn't dare to eat it, but she still showed strong interest.

"Brother, please comment, is there such a truth in the world?"

Sha Xuan asked: "What's the truth?"

"I saw a real-power guy mobilizing troops and horses everywhere, so I asked him: What are you doing? Fighting? Or arresting people? Is there another Sun Wukong in the world?" Shan Taodun

After a pause, he added, "How do you think he answered me?"

Sha Xuan and Ai Jia looked at each other, but Ruan Ji asked impatiently: "How do I know? Just stop being so secretive and just tell me."

Shantao cleared his throat, and then shouted angrily: "He said it's none of my business."

Sha Xuan was a little funny: "It's really none of your business if others mobilize their troops, right?"

Shan Tao said plausibly: "But we also have the right to participate in political affairs. After all, I, Shan Tao, have also joined the Free Intelligence Association. You may not know about this association, but His Majesty the Jade Emperor personally nodded and acknowledged it."

"You have this power, and others are not allowed to say -" Sha Xuan almost said the next few words "make irresponsible remarks".

"Yes, I know I can't control him. His family has been officials for generations and is a traditional family of officials. If what I say falls into his ears, it will be like farts and will be of no use at all."

Sha Xuan thought to himself, since you already know, why do you still want to say it?

Therefore, Sha Xuan said angrily: "You can go to Lingxiao Palace to sue him!"

"What should I sue him for?"

"Aren't you disgusted with it?"

"I can't stand it and I can't complain!" Shantao sighed, shook his head helplessly and said, "Sir, what you said is a bit irresponsible! Heaven is the heaven of heavenly people. Although we are just ordinary people,

But you also have the heart to fulfill your responsibilities. Why are you so indifferent?"

Sha Xuan was startled: "I care very much. Look, haven't I been listening to you?"

"I think you only care superficially!"

Sha Xuan was offended by Shan Tao, and he couldn't help but feel a little unbalanced: "Then what else should I do?"

Shan Tao squinted at Sha Xuan and asked, "Is there any water?"

Sha Xuan asked curiously: "What are you using the water for?"

"Of course you drink! You seem a bit stupid!"

Sha Xuan couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't bring any water with me."

"Brother, this is your fault."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Look at us, running around for the benefit of the fairy world, working hard all day long to make the fairy world a land of etiquette! Hey, even if you can't do these big things, you still have to do some small things, such as giving us some

Water quenches thirst or something, right?"

Sha Xuan was speechless, this guy was so good at deceiving people.

Unexpectedly, Ruan Ji actually gave Shan Tao a thumbs up: "Shan Tao, your education of young people is completely correct. We old bones are running around every day to promote righteousness. Look at them, they only know how to talk about love.

Love." When he said this

, Ruan Ji looked at Sha Xuan and Ai Jia with the tone of a teacher educating students, and said angrily: "Young people don't understand, they bring all the bad habits from the mortal world to the fairy world, hey

, they are actually monogamous!"

When Ai Jia heard what Ruan Ji said, she smiled knowingly and thought to herself: I thought you couldn't see that we are husband and wife.

Shan Tao nodded and said: "Yes, a lady, a wife. You see how confused people live their lives. How can they be as tired as us?"

These words obviously dragged Xiao Yan into it.

Xiaoyan hurriedly pointed at Sha Xuan and said: "Two gentlemen, I am not her wife, nor her wife."

Ruan Ji turned around and said, "Then you are his lover?"

Xiaoyan's face turned red. When she thought about how she and Sha Xuan almost did all the bad things in the albizia bottle, she quickly lowered her head and said, "No."

"If it's not a lover, then it's a maid." Shan Tao shook his head and sighed, "Old customs can never be changed, and this little brother is also true. You have become a god in heaven, and you actually bring a maid here to be your little brother.

Concubine?"

Sha Xuan's head suddenly grew bigger. These two guys were so eloquent that they were worthy of being called the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove.

Ai Jia bit her lower lip angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to be angry!"

Ruan Ji looked at Ai Jia in surprise and said, "Little girl, you can't say that about us. First, I'm helping you out of kindness. Second, I'm correcting the unhealthy tendencies in the fairy world. Third, I also have a formal job."

Man, you think I am nothing

Are you a vagrant? Fourthly, I educate you. That is your blessing. I am too lazy to educate others? Think about it, I am educating you today. Once you improve, the benefits will not be yours. I, Ruan Ji, have

Any benefit?"

Sha Xuan, Ai Jia, and Xiao Yan were all dumbfounded, and thought to themselves: Now they have met the real immortal.