Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 809 Confrontation in disguise

After Ruan Ji finished speaking, Shan Tao showed off his old qualifications to Sha Xuan again: "Brother, a person should do as much things as he has the ability. I guess you have only been in heaven for a short time. Although you can't do big things, you can't do big things."

You can do small things like serving tea and water, right?"

Sha Xuan chuckled and said, "Yes, that's what I do in the mortal world."

"That's great, you might as well not go anywhere in the future, just open a teahouse here." Shan Tao said happily, "Look here, there is no village in front, no shop in the back, and there are many gods coming and going.

Why don't you stay here

Do something serious, and maybe one day you will meet a great god who knows you well, and you will be prosperous. Look at how good a person I am, I can tell you all my experience; look at me, I am very selfless, I have learned over thousands of years

Everything is given to you for free!"

Ai Jia said angrily: "How can my Sha Xuan be a small person serving tea and water? Humph!"

"Buddha said: All living beings are equal. If you can serve tea and water to the Emperor of Heaven, you are at least equivalent to a county magistrate!" Ruan Ji took over the words and continued to criticize Sha Xuan, "Don't look down on those who serve tea and water.

That is a kind of tempering. As long as you can understand the truth that can be passed down through the ages, you will be a saint."

Sha Xuan's head was blown by the ancient saying: A scholar is a scholar if he is useless. It seems that the description is really correct. However, when Sha Xuan was just about to criticize Ruan Ji and Shan Tao, he suddenly thought of a question. I don't know what these five things are.

Will Bai Arhat stay here forever? Will they withdraw the mission after he leaves?

Sha Xuan expected this possibility, so he thought of a countermeasure. If he opened a charming and interesting hotel here, he would be able to kill three birds with one stone. First, it could play a role in supervising them. Second,

There is something to do, three, and maybe we can force the Buddha to show up.

Thinking of this, Sha Xuan beamed.

Ruan Ji and Shan Tao mistakenly thought that Sha Xuan had been well educated by them, and they were overjoyed. Ruan Ji said: "Little brother, have you figured out how to open a teahouse? I suggest you open a free one. In this world, you don't have to

Eat and drink, so it doesn’t cost much, and

It's useless to have more money. If you let others drink tea for free, you will definitely earn a lot of favors. Think about it, if you are not in this special place, just go to a little fairy like you who has just ascended to heaven. Even if you think about it,

It’s not easy to invite people to come and drink tea for free.”

Shan Tao couldn't help but said: "Yes, little brother, I have a piece of advice for you: reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles; traveling thousands of miles is not as good as reading countless people; reading countless people is not as good as showing the way by famous teachers! Of course, how big is it?"

Famous teachers are not as talented as Ruan Ji and I. We are famous and we gave you a free lesson today. We adults are very generous and there is no need to repay you. Little brother, do you have gold in your body?"

As Shan Tao spoke, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Sha Xuan, and at the same time showed a smile that rivaled that of Maitreya Buddha.

Sha Xuan pretended to be puzzled and asked: "Brother Shan, I have a lot of gold. If you investigate my gold, is there such a rule in heaven that it must be registered truthfully?"

Shan Tao smiled and said: "You take out two ingots first, and I will tell you slowly."

Sha Xuan reached out and took out two gold bricks from the storage ring and handed them to Shan Tao.

After Shan Tao took it, he handed another piece to Ruan Ji with his backhand, then put it in his mouth and bit it twice with his teeth, and then he couldn't help but said: "Real gold, absolutely real gold!" After saying that, he actually

It was stored away in his storage ring without leaving a trace.

Ruan Ji's movements were almost the same as Shan Tao's.

Sha Xuan spread his hands, raised his fingers at Shan Tao and Ruan Ji, and said with a smile, "Are you robbing them openly?"

"Tsk, tsk, you little brother, your words are so unpleasant. We lent you two gold bricks, but it's not that we won't pay them back. Why are you in a hurry? Young people, while you are young, look further ahead and don't take wealth seriously.

Development is the long-term solution, do you understand?"

Sha Xuan smiled and said he didn't understand. To him, two gold bricks were nothing. Even if a gold mountain was placed in front of Sha Xuan, he would not look at it twice.

Shan Tao added: "Let me tell you something for free, how to behave and treat others: Those who value their teachers will be kings, those who value their friends will dominate, and those who value themselves will perish. Do you understand?"

Sha Xuan laughed and said he understood.

Ai Jia angrily said to Sha Xuan: "They are obviously blackmailing you!"

Ruan Ji's sharp ears actually heard it, and he turned around and began to educate Ai Jia: "Little girl, since your husband has taken a concubine and found a lover, you have already taken a lot of trouble. As for you, you might as well show your temperament and make it big."

Come on. Do you know what it means to be big? It means to be a big wife——"

Ai Jia covered her ears and shouted: "I won't listen, I won't listen!"

Ruan Ji shook his head and turned to Sha Xuan, sighing earnestly: "Little brother, you mother-in-law has not learned the three obediences and the four virtues very well. You must strengthen your education when you return home, and she must be deeply awakened!"

Shan Tao pulled Ruan Ji up: "Let's go, let's go, Ruan Ji, let him slowly realize that we have told him too much and he can't digest it. Isn't that a waste of our breath?"

When Ruan Ji flew into the sky, he waved to Sha Xuan without turning around: "Little brother, bow to the dog head!"

Sha Xuan was stunned: "What does dog-head worship mean?"

Xiao Yan smiled and said: "It means good-bye!"

"These two sanctimonious old antiques!" Ai Jia snorted, "They only know how to educate others, but they themselves like to seek petty profits and plunder!"

Sha Xuan smiled disapprovingly and said, "No, their words inspired me a lot."

Ai Jia asked unhappily: "Can their nonsense still inspire you?"

"Of course!"

"Tell me, what inspired you?"

Sha Xuan said with a smile, "I plan to build a five-star hotel here!"

Ai Jia was surprised: "What did you say?"

Xiaoyan also frowned: "What are you doing with Jianlai?"

Sha Xuan said confidently: "Think about it, Daleiyin Temple deliberately issued a ban on 'temporarily not opening' today. Is there any suspicion against me?"

Ai Jia thought for a while and said: "Yes! However, suspicion is just suspicion after all, and even if they were awarded on purpose, there is nothing you can do against them, right?"

Xiao Yan also nodded in agreement: "I agree with Sister Ai Jia's opinion. We are Daozu, and I am Yumei. Whether we know it or not is equal to zero."

"That's different. They are deliberately forcing me to surrender and submit. However, I will not give in to them!" Sha Xuan raised his head proudly and glanced contemptuously at the five hundred Arhats looming in the sky, "Since they are treating me like this

Me, then I will deal with them in the same way!"

"How can you follow the same pattern?"

"First of all, I plan to open a five-star hotel here; secondly, I will also lead troops to station here. Anyone who comes from the Western Buddha Realm, whether they are Buddhas or Bodhisattvas, are prohibited from passing!"

Ai Jia was immediately shocked and said hurriedly: "This is inappropriate and I firmly oppose it."

Sha Xuan asked her why.

Ai Jia explained: "Now that someone has caught your little tail, if you openly go against the Great Leiyin Temple, you will definitely not be able to get a favor. Let me make another assumption, even if you have the ability to fight against the Xitian Buddha Realm, but,

Shangguan Wan, Mi Xin and Xia Qing may never be found again because of this. At that time, who will suffer the loss, or you?"

Sha Xuan frowned and thought for a while before saying: "Ai Jia, your analysis is very reasonable. I can only deliberately show a little weakness to them and not engage in open confrontation, but I still have to convey one meaning to them, that is,

, I’m not afraid of them, if they really make me anxious, I will bite them too!”

Xiao Yan burst into laughter with a "cheep": "Sha Xuan, you are not a puppy, who are you biting!"

Sha Xuan deliberately looked lustful, looked at Xiao Yan and said with a smile: "The meat on their bodies doesn't taste good, but I still like to bite Xiao Yan's meat."

After saying that, Sha Xuan was about to attack, but Xiao Yan hurriedly jumped away and shouted: "Sister Ai Jia, please take care of your husband quickly, he is going to bully me!"

Ai Jia pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Yan, you just want to be bullied by him!"

Xiaoyan quickly shut her mouth and didn't dare to joke anymore.

Sha Xuan coughed, covering up the awkward situation, and asked in a pretentious manner: "If I copy the Xuanyuan Hotel intact to the fairy world, how many service girls will be needed?"

Ai Jia glared at Sha Xuan: "I know you don't have good intentions. When others open a hotel, the first thing they consider is hiring management staff. It would be better for you to consider hiring a service girl first."

Sha Xuan laughed loudly and said, "Ai Jia, you don't understand this."

"What don't I understand? How can you hide it from me with your frivolous heart?"

Sha Xuan shook his head quickly: "This time, you really misunderstood me!"

"Give me a reason and see if you can convince me?"

"Actually, this is how I think about it. When I open a hotel, I don't care about money or profit. Just like what Ruan Ji and Shan Tao said, I just want to have fun. I want to stand before the Five Hundred Arhats and the Dalei Sound Temple.

Next, let’s challenge their visual nerves. Therefore, I don’t need managers who are good at business, I just need a few people who can play!”

Ai Jia frowned and asked, "Do you really think so? Sha Xuan."

Sha Xuan nodded.

Xiaoyan asked Sha Xuan cautiously: "If you ask the service girls to come over, what kind of services do you plan to ask them to provide?"

"Hehe, whatever the five-star hotels in the world have, I will provide them here!" Sha Xuan smiled slyly, because he knew clearly that the so-called five-star hotels in the world provide many high-end ladies.

For people to have fun.

Ai Jia only took one look at Sha Xuan's smiling face and understood that although she was one of the few singers who kept her integrity back then, she knew a lot of things, including those second- and third-tier singers and movie stars who were trying to get ahead. Many of them were

He has contributed his body to high-ranking officials, but this is a semi-open secret.

Therefore, Ai Jia gritted her silver teeth and looked a little ugly, and then persuaded her hard: "Sha Xuan, you are a great big shot now. You have the inherited power of the immortal world, and you are more powerful than the Emperor of the Six Directions. Go and open one."

Chicken shop, wouldn’t that be demeaning?”