Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 815: Pranking the King

As soon as Sha Xuan saw this scene, he felt that Xiang Yu was making a fuss out of a molehill. After all, although the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest talked a lot, they did not do anything that actually harmed themselves. Besides, these literati were either sluts or bitter people.

If you can't get mainstream benefits, why don't others be allowed to complain? So, Sha Xuan waved his hand to stop Xiang Yu's rough behavior.

After the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest stood up tremblingly, their eyes when they looked at Sha Xuan changed completely. Ruan Ji's eyes moved around for a while, as if he was trying to determine which saint Sha Xuan was, or the incarnation of the Emperor of Heaven. However, for

A guy like Sha Xuan who came to the immortal world by helicopter, except for his generals and high-level civil servants at the immortal level and ministerial level, and ordinary idle people, really no one knows him.

Naturally, Ruan Ji couldn't guess who Sha Xuan was.

Although the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest looked at me and I looked at you, no one could make a correct judgment on Sha Xuan. However, Liu Adou even said to the four of them in a funny way: "Four respected talents, you can give full play to your abilities."

With your imagination, guess who my eldest brother is? If you guess correctly, there will be a prize!"

The Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest asked at the same time: "What is the prize?"

Liu Adou smiled and asked, "What do you want?"

The four of them lowered their heads at the same time and thought for a moment, then Ruan Ji said, "I want a dragon horse."

Liu Adou shook his head: "I can give you a dragon horse, but you can't afford it and you can't ride it. What do you do with the dragon horse?"

Ruan Ji was stunned and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Sha Xuan wondered: "Why can't he ride a dragon horse?"

Liu Adou explained: "The identity of Longma is between Tianlong and Tianma. Although Tianma is only a second-grade immortal beast, Tianlong has the same identity as the Dragon King of the Four Seas. The identity of Longma is at least equivalent to a land in the fairy world. If converted into

A mortal official is almost the same as

Village officials in the fairy world." At this point, Liu Adou paused, then pointed to the Four Sages in the Bamboo Forest and said, "In the fairy world, you are just idle ordinary wage earners, not even as good as a lawyer in the mortal world. Just because of you

How dare you ride on the head of a village official and run wild like this?"

The four sages in the bamboo forest did not understand the new terms such as "wage earner", "village official" and "lawyer" at all, but they all nodded and agreed with Liu Adou's statement.

Only then did Sha Xuan realize that the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest were indeed the kind of inconspicuous "Xiaomi Mi" in the immortal world, who were bullied by everyone. No wonder they were full of complaints, and this made sense.

Ruan Ji sighed, took a step back and said, "Then I want a Pegasus."

"If you say you don't understand the rules, you must say that you are a scholar." Liu Adou shook his head and added, "Although Pegasus is only a second-grade immortal beast, their spiritual awareness is extremely strong. Even if I really give you a Pegasus,

It refuses to admit that you are its master. Do you know why?"

Ruan Ji lowered his head dejectedly.

Xiang Yu laughed loudly: "You guys, you are useless scholars, which is a typical portrayal of you. Usually you only know how to drink and have fun, sing about the wind and the moon, and don't put any thought into practicing. Now you know that you are useless.

Bar?"

Liu Adou smiled and asked: "I guess you want to find a mount?"

Ruan Ji nodded quickly and said: "This immortal world is so big. Every time I go to the Xitian Buddha Realm to complain, the round trip will take me several months. If I have a mount, I don't have to run so tired."

Already."

"If you guess my eldest brother's identity correctly, I can give you a third-grade crane. Keeping it and humping it will save you nine out of ten times!"

Ruan Ji was overjoyed: "This is true!"

Liu Adou laughed and said, "No joke."

Ruan Ji quickly turned around and looked at Sha Xuan carefully.

At this time, Sha Xuan was still wearing the casual clothes of the mortal world, and a pair of shiny big-leather shoes made Ruan Ji even more confused. However, he could understand Liu Adou and Xiang Yu calling Sha Xuan their eldest brother, so Ruan Ji bit.

Gritting his teeth, he boldly said: "Your eldest brother is a king, right?"

Xiang Yu suppressed his laughter and was about to correct him, but Liu Adou waved his hand and said, "I've recorded your guess for now." He turned around and asked Ruan Xian, Shan Tao and Liu Ling, "What's your answer?"

The three of them looked at each other, and Ruan Xian said cautiously: "In order not to go into a misunderstanding, I want to clarify a question first. Is your current appearance as a big brother showing his true face? Isn't it the transformation of some big shot?"

"No, it's absolutely true." Liu Adou said cheerfully, "My eldest brother is handsome, isn't he?"

Sha Xuan glared at Liu Adou: "Don't treat me like a monkey!"

Liu Adou laughed along and said: "Brother, if you were a monkey, then we would be a group of little monkeys!"

Sha Xuan laughed and scolded: "You guy, if you don't do your business, you will flatter others, and you actually became the king of heaven. I really don't know what is wrong with His Majesty Beidi."

The Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest were stunned when they heard this. They thought to themselves that Sha Xuan dared to accuse the Northern Emperor. Where did he come from? Apart from the Emperor of Heaven, the only ones who dare to accuse the Emperor of Heaven are the gods and Buddhas of the Western Heaven Buddhist Realm. However,

, none of them will regard Sha Xuan as a god or Buddha, because since Sha Xuan shows his true face to others, his black hair means that he is not a Buddhist, and naturally he cannot be a god or Buddha.

After ruling out this possibility, except for Ruan Ji, Ruan Xian, Shan Tao and Liu Ling took it together and unanimously concluded that if Sha Xuan was not the illegitimate son of a certain Heavenly Emperor, he was the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor. Because among the six Heavenly Emperors, the Central Jade Emperor's status

slightly higher, so he

They only dare to guess that Sha Xuan is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor. And their guess that Sha Xuan is the illegitimate son of a certain Heavenly Emperor is also well-founded. After all, illegitimate children have no royal blood, but it is difficult to truly enjoy the treatment of the royal family, so they feel disgusted.

If you are angry, you dare to accuse other emperors.

Liu Adou and Xiang Yu looked up to the sky and laughed at the same time. Nezha seemed not interested in these things, so he showed an indifferent expression.

Ai Jia burst out laughing and said jokingly: "Sha Xuan, it turns out that you have a complicated relationship with His Majesty the Jade Emperor."

Sha Xuan unexpectedly reached out and grabbed a huge phantom. He caught Liu Adou in the palm of his hand and threw it to the ground. Then he stretched out his foot but stepped on it a few times, almost trampling Liu Adou's whole body into the soil.

However, Liu Adou did not struggle and allowed himself to be manipulated by Sha Xuan.

People who don’t know better think that Liu Adou deliberately didn’t struggle. Only Nezha and Xiang Yu knew how Liu Adou could struggle?

But the four sages in the bamboo forest were dumbfounded. They were all thinking that Liu Adou was an out-and-out king, yet he was being tormented and teased by this weirdly dressed little brother in front of him, but he still had no temper at all. Who was he?

Liu Adou jumped up from the ground and smiled with saliva: "Brother's ability is really great! I can't even muster the strength to resist!"