Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 816 Ridiculous Hotel

The first reaction of the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest was: This is bragging! This is acting! Don’t believe it!

It's no wonder that, except for insiders, no one would believe that a great king like Liu Adou could be manipulated by others.

As he continued to struggle with this issue, it seemed that he was always at the disadvantage. Sha Xuan told the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest in a serious manner: "If you are willing to stay here and wait for the opening of the Buddhist world in the West, then I will provide you with free food and accommodation. However, nothing in the world is free."

I have a condition for my lunch, I wonder if you can accept it?"

Immortals like the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest, who have average magic power, have almost no fixed place in the immortal world. Although they have been doing the important thing of complaining for a long time, they still drink the low-quality liquor that ordinary immortals drink most. Now that I heard Sha Xuan say that he is responsible for food and housing, naturally

Without hesitation, he asked Sha Xuan to make terms quickly.

Sha Xuan cunningly put forward a seemingly simple condition: "You shout to the Buddhist world in the west three times every day: We will not leave until the Buddha comes out."

The Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest suspected that they had heard wrongly.

Ruan Ji asked: "Is it really that simple?"

Shan Tao shook his head: "Is there such a good thing in the world?"

Ruan Xian stared at Sha Xuan and said with a smile: "Are you kidding us?"

Liu Ling said even more outrageously: "This is a trap, there must be other conditions."

After hearing what he said, Sha Xuan immediately came up with another idea: "In addition to providing free food and accommodation, I also give away beautiful women for free."

When the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest heard this, their eyes widened immediately, mistakenly thinking that they had heard wrongly.

Not to mention the expressions of the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest, even Liu Adou, Xiang Yu and others were startled. They both turned their heads and stared at Sha Xuan, as if to say, is this a big joke?

Ai Jia had known for a long time that Sha Xuan wanted to turn the snake demons under the Eight-Eyed Demon into beauties, so naturally she didn't find it strange.

Liu Adou couldn't hold back his excitement and asked Sha Xuan: "Are there really beautiful women?"

"Yes." Sha Xuan glared at him, "You are not qualified to enjoy it!"

"Am I not qualified?" Liu Adou pointed at the Four Sages of the Bamboo Forest and said anxiously, "Do they still have qualifications? Where does this rule come from?" He almost didn't say it clearly. Since even the kings cannot enjoy the treatment, ordinary people can't enjoy it.

Can we still enjoy it? Doesn’t this fairy world learn the rules of the mortal world? We really treat us as public servants!

Sha Xuan didn't even give Liu Adou a reasonable explanation. He said calmly: "I set these rules. If you think it's unfair, you can temporarily resign and become a commoner."

Liu Adou laughed along and said, "Brother, you are kidding me."

Sha Xuan turned around and shouted: "Nezha listen to the order!"

Nezha strode up to Sha Xuan and asked, "What are your orders, my lord?"

What a good title! Sha Xuan leaned into Nezha's ear and whispered: "Go to my Sands Palace and bring all the Eight-Eyed Demon and her sisters! Remember, you must turn them into beautiful girls.

Also, try to penetrate it as much as possible.”

Nezha asked in confusion: "What does it mean to be more transparent?"

"Wear less clothes and make them appear slightly hidden. The effect of wearing them will make men's noses bleed just by looking at them."

"Got the order!"

After Nezha flew away, Sha Xuan ordered Xiang Yu: "You lead an army of 300,000 to garrison my supreme palace——"

Xiang Yu clasped his fists and agreed.

Liu Adou was anxious: "Brother, where am I?"

"You select five thousand people from the army and run my five-star hotel with all your heart. Whatever you need, you can borrow it from the Six Directions Palace of the Heavenly Emperor in the Immortal Realm under my banner."

Ai Jia couldn't help shouting: "Sha Xuan, your arrangement is unreasonable, isn't it? Send five thousand heavenly soldiers and heavenly warriors to run a hotel. Is anyone checking in?"

"As long as we strengthen publicity, people will stay." Sha Xuan said with a smile, "I have free food and accommodation here, and I also provide beautiful girls to wait on me. People who want to come and stay may have to queue up."

Ai Jia was stunned, thinking that operating at a loss like this would definitely lead to overcrowding. When Ai Jia was about to raise this question, Liu Adou said impatiently: "Brother, we are not running a hotel, we are clearly hosting refugees.

So? Is it worth spending so much time to support idle people?"

An enigmatic smile appeared on the corner of Sha Xuan's mouth: "I am the chairman, you don't need to worry about such problems."

"However, the treatment is so generous and there are so many idle people in the fairy world. If they all come, how can we live here?"

Sha Xuan confidently said: "The lottery system will be used to allocate numbers. No matter how many people come, only 100 numbers will be allocated every day!"

When the four sages in the bamboo forest heard this, they became nervous, and they immediately pushed Ruan Ji in front of Sha Xuan.

Since it was related to his own vital interests, Ruan Ji said unambiguously: "Didn't you say that we are regular guests? You won't let us stay for only one day, right?"

Without thinking, Sha Xuan said, "You four are the exception. You can stay as long as you want!"

The four of them were immediately overjoyed and started praising Sha Xuan.

"Lord, you are really a living Bodhisattva!" Ruan Ji turned around the fastest as expected. He didn't know how to call Sha Xuan, so he just picked up Nezha's patent.

"Lord, from now on we will follow you wholeheartedly." When Shan Tao said this, Liu Adou couldn't bear to curse: "Why do you want to follow my brother? Can you fight? I can't wait.

A sour scholar with no power, but he still thinks he can do great things! What a huge curse!"

Shan Tao gritted his teeth and glanced at Liu Adou, knowing that he couldn't offend him, so he endured it.

Ruan Xian wanted to confess a few words, but was worried about being scolded by Liu Adou. After weighing it carefully, he said to Sha Xuan: "Lord, I don't have much ability, but I can help you promote your reputation!"

Sha Xuan thought to himself, this guy is quite pragmatic in his words.

Liu Ling didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly said: "This is the edge of the Western Buddha Realm, with five hundred Arhats on the opposite side looking at it with eager eyes. Isn't it disrespectful to the Buddha that we are drinking here and having sex with women?"

Ruan Ji, Shan Tao and Ruan Xian were stunned at the same time. They all turned to look at Sha Xuan, their eyes full of hesitation, as if to say, Lord, have you not considered this issue?

Sha Xuan rolled his eyes and started talking nonsense: "Buddha said that form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and a Buddha in your heart is a Buddha. You have not considered the problem carefully enough. Let me tell you, the beauty I gave you is just a beautiful skin. You

You should always think about the Buddha in your heart, think about the goodness of the Buddha, and think about the Buddha helping the world and saving lives. After all, you also have needs, right?"

The four wise men in the bamboo forest all nodded and said yes.

Sha Xuan went on to say: "You are naturally fond of drinking and lasciviousness. If you forcibly suppress this nature, you are going against nature and cannot let nature take its course. You should be like Huanxi Buddha and regard drinking and playing with women as simple, just like

Ordinary people think like this: food, sex, and sex! Do you understand?"