Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 822: Burning lanterns and asking for an audience

The Jade Emperor was startled: "What happened to you? Who hit you?"

The soldier said with a mournful face: "Your Majesty, I was beaten by a group of mortals."

The Jade Emperor was even more surprised and shouted again: "You lied!"

"Your Majesty, how dare I lie in front of your old man!" The soldier wiped the blood on his face, "Those mortals chased me and beat me. I was beaten so hard that I almost couldn't stand it. Fortunately, you rescued me.

Already."

The Jade Emperor was furious: "How is this possible? You have thousands of years of skill, how can you not defeat a group of mortals?"

"I don't know either. I'm clearly in the mortal world, but I don't have any magic power!"

The Jade Emperor was startled for a moment and asked quickly: "Why did they beat you?"

"After I entered, I accidentally fell into a very small lake, where a group of women were swimming -"

Sha Xuan suddenly became interested and said with a smile: "That's not a lake, it's probably a naturist bathing beach. Are those women good-looking?"

"Before I had time to look, they screamed and looked at the shore like crazy. Then a group of men wearing uniforms came in. I don't know who they were -"

The Jade Emperor snorted and interjected: "They must be the security guards of the bathing place! Then, what are they doing here?"

"They came over with black sticks. I just climbed to the shore, and they greeted me with sticks. Your Majesty, think about it, I am your personal soldier, can I let them beat me? So,

I recited a immobilization spell, hoping to immobilize them, but I didn't expect it, and their sticks came crackling. I thought to myself, I am a god, even if my magic is not effective, I will not be able to immobilize them.

I’m not afraid of you mortals either. Therefore, I took out a knife from the storage ring, swung it over, and cut them back with a roar."

The Jade Emperor's eyes widened when he heard this, and he asked in confusion: "Since you cut them off, why are they in such a mess again?"

"They pointed their pipes at me, and shot out flying heads——"

The Jade Emperor interrupted again in confusion: "What flying head?"

Sha Xuan laughed: "It must be a bullet!"

The Jade Emperor pointed at the soldier and scolded: "I usually tell you to study more, but you don't listen. You don't even know how to use a pistol. Your grandfather's can't keep up with the trend of the times! Go on, what happens next?"

"Those flying heads——"

The Jade Emperor corrected: "It's a bullet."

"Those bullets didn't come very fast -"

"What a shame!" The Jade Emperor glared at the soldier, "When I was in the mortal world, I almost missed the bullet!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Your Majesty, the speed of the bullets was very fast, but I saw it clearly, and then I shot them down one by one with a knife. However, there were too many bullets in their hands. After one round,

Another round, finally, my magic power was exhausted, and some bullets were not blocked, so it became like this. Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me, what kind of god is on duty today?

?You actually took away my magic power!"

"Is it a meritorious service today?" The Jade Emperor suddenly realized again and couldn't even say that he was wrong.

The soldier asked with a grimace: "Your Majesty, who is it?"

The Jade Emperor lowered his face and said, "It doesn't matter who you are on duty with!"

"Then why do I have no magic power?"

The Jade Emperor turned to look at Sha Xuan with a smile: "Brother, this question is difficult to explain. Does your gourd isolate the mortal world from the fairy world?"

Sha Xuan nodded proudly and said: "It should be. I should still have the ability of my seven-star gourd."

The Jade Emperor sighed and ordered the soldiers to retreat.

At this moment, another bearded soldier rushed in and shouted loudly from a distance: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty——"

The Jade Emperor shouted unhappily: "What's it called? What big thing happened again?"

The bearded soldier said out of breath: "Your Majesty, the Ancient Buddha of Lighting Lights in Daleiyin Temple wants to see you."

"Asking to see me? Would he be so polite to me?" The Jade Emperor frowned and immediately asked, "Where is he? Just bring him in!"

"He is over there in the Western Buddha Realm and seems unwilling to come over."

The Jade Emperor shouted in a deep voice: "Give me the order to tell him to come in!"

The bearded soldier quickly ran out again.

The Jade Emperor turned to Sha Xuan and shook his head helplessly and said: "My soldiers are always so reckless, and their discipline is getting worse and worse. We are not as good as ordinary soldiers in the world."

Sha Xuan said: "Maybe you have spoiled them rotten. They are also respectable civil servants in the fairy world. It is understandable to be arrogant."

The Jade Emperor sighed and said: "It seems that I have to strengthen management of them."

Before the two of them could say a few words, the bearded soldier rushed in again: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty——"

"What happened again?"

"Don't you dare to come over to the ancient Buddha of Burning Deng?"

The Jade Emperor was surprised: "Why?"

"He said that he was afraid of being punished like the one who defeated the Buddha in a battle. He didn't dare to come here until he asked Supreme Lord Sha to deliver the edict."

"This question -" the Jade Emperor had no choice but to look at Sha Xuan helplessly, "Brother, the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng seems to be a little afraid of you. Why don't you allow him to come over."

"No!" Sha Xuan sneered, "Come to me whenever you need something. When I beg them, they won't even let go!"

The Jade Emperor smiled sarcastically, and turned around to tell the bearded soldier: "Go over and ask the ancient Buddha Randen, what does he want from me?"

The bearded soldier responded and flew out again with a "swish" sound.

The Jade Emperor looked at Sha Xuan with a playful look, but Sha Xuan showed no expression at all. He turned his head and looked at the sky above the hall, thinking thoughtfully.

After a while, the bearded soldier rushed in again: "Your Majesty, he asked you to go there in person. He has something important to talk to you in person."

"This guy is very annoying!" The Jade Emperor shook his head, sighed to Sha Xuan and said, "Brother, I'll go meet him."

"You are the Central Jade Emperor. You can go if you want. Don't ask me for instructions in a pretentious manner. If people hear it, they will think that I am bullying you."

Damn it, you haven't been bullied enough? The Jade Emperor didn't dare to say this, but smiled and said: "It's a pleasure to be bullied by big brother. Big brother, do you have any other instructions?"

Sha Xuan said coldly: "If he doesn't come over, don't come over either. If the Five Hundred Arhats say you violated the prohibition of the Great Leiyin Temple and take you away, I won't be able to protect you!"

The Jade Emperor was stunned: "They don't dare to catch me, do they?"

"Why don't you dare? My master is still in a coma, and they are ignoring you. If they arrest you and lock you up for a few years, what's the harm?"

The Jade Emperor was startled and flattered him: "I am the eldest brother after all. He is very considerate. If you didn't remind me, they might have sent me to the Great Leiyin Temple to ring the bell."

Sha Xuan immediately laughed evilly and said: "I'm kidding you, they won't do this."

The Jade Emperor asked why.