Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 823: Ancient Buddha Recruits

Sha Xuan smiled mischievously at the Jade Emperor and said, "Xiushuang, think about it, is it beneficial for them to arrest you?"

The Jade Emperor was startled and said, "If they capture me, they can at least exchange me for prisoners, right?"

Sha Xuan hesitantly asked, "What if I don't agree to the exchange?"

"Brother, don't I have any value in your mind?"

"You are of great value, but even if I don't exchange you back, they will take the initiative to let you back."

The Jade Emperor frowned and asked, "Why?"

"Xiushuang, think about it, if they don't put you back, who will take care of your territory for you?"

"When I'm not around, my Queen Mother Xi is usually in charge."

Sha Xuan said disapprovingly: "How can a woman's family manage such a large area of ​​land?"

The Jade Emperor actually praised the Queen Mother of the West: "But she manages things well!"

Sha Xuan stared at the Jade Emperor slyly and asked: "What do you think I will do for you?"

Sha Xuan's words clearly meant plunder. The Jade Emperor quickly waved his hand and said, "Brother, you are a person who does big things. I won't bother you with my three-acre land."

Sha Xuan said with a smug smile: "I'm just reminding you that we two brothers are sworn brothers. If you really take Daleiyin Temple as a hostage, I will naturally help you take care of the business of that stall. You said so?"

no?"

The Jade Emperor sneered and said: "Then I'd better not cross the line, so as not to cause trouble for you, brother."

Sha Xuan waved his hand: "Since the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng wants to see you, you should go as soon as possible."

Since the Tathagata Buddha practiced in seclusion, the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng has been equivalent to one of the spokespersons of the Great Thunder Sound Temple in the Western Buddha Realm. He asked for an audience in person, so why didn't the Jade Emperor come to see him?

The Jade Emperor got Sha Xuan's permission and rushed out with great strides, obviously still a little anxious.

After the Jade Emperor left, Ai Jia and Xiao Yan, who was wrapping the acacia beast, walked in from the back hall.

Ai Jia asked Sha Xuan in disbelief: "Did you really take away the mortal world?"

Sha Xuan calmly answered yes.

"But what to do with so many mortals? You will destroy the environment they rely on for survival, did you know?"

Sha Xuan shook his head and said no, because the spiritual energy in the seven-star gourd is far more abundant than in the mortal world.

Xiao Yan also curiously asked a question: "The immortal and Buddhist realms cannot have a solid foundation like the mortal world. Sha Xuan, you are just cutting off the incense of the Buddhist realm in the West, and are you also blocking the path of wealth in the immortal world?

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Sha Xuan snorted coldly: "I can't control that much. Why is Daleiyin Temple so stingy? In order to deal with me, he would rather neglect his duty than correct his own mistakes."

Ai Jiaqi asked: "Why did they fail in their duty again?"

"My master is one of the Six Heavenly Emperors in the Immortal Realm. If such a high-level leader loses his soul, it is equivalent to accidentally falling ill. The Great Leiyin Temple in the Western Buddha Realm manages the soul of the Heavenly Emperor, which is like a high-level hospital. My master

After such an accident, they not only did not take the initiative to ask someone to send the soul, but also refused to pay attention. Is this ridiculous? If my master knew their current attitude, he would definitely be very angry!"

Ai Jia and Xiao Yan immediately looked at each other, and Xiao Yan whispered: "Sha Xuan's words seem to make sense."

But Ai Jia asked Sha Xuan rationally: "Then what are you going to do now? Are you going to keep fighting with the Xitian Buddhist Realm? Are you secretly going against Daleiyin Temple like this?"

Sha Xuan spread his hands and said angrily: "If I don't do this, what else can I do?"

Ai Jia sighed softly: "If Tathagata Buddha wakes up now, will he punish you?"

"I know he is very capable, but if he dares to punish me, I will take the mortal world and his 300,000 troops to another world!"

Ai Jia was shocked: "What are you going to do in another world?"

"Since there is no place for me to stay here, but there is a place for me to stay, of course I will go to another world to be my supreme master."

Ai Jia pouted and persuaded: "Sha Xuan, don't be impulsive. Let's first see the results of the exchange of opinions between the Jade Emperor and the Randen Ancient Buddha, and then discuss future matters."

Sha Xuan answered simply, "Okay."

Not long after, the Jade Emperor came in with a sad face.

Sha Xuan looked at him coldly and asked displeasedly: "My face turned into a bitter melon. Did your little wife steal someone?"

"I'm a good person and I don't have a little wife."

"The fact that the mighty Jade Emperor doesn't have a little wife can only mean that you are not capable enough. Either you are severely henpecked or you have no charisma!"

The Jade Emperor lowered his head and sighed: "You don't know how powerful the Queen Mother of the West is."

"I only know that you are weak!" Sha Xuan mocked, "You have been facing her old face for hundreds of thousands of years. How can you live a comfortable life?"

Ai Jia pinched Sha Xuan: "He is the most good man in the world. He is true to his heart and a model of loyalty for hundreds of thousands of years. Don't teach him a bad lesson!"

Sha Xuan said disdainfully: "If you ask him to tell the truth, doesn't he want to marry more wives?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, and suddenly sneered: "Brother, you don't understand."

"What don't I understand?"

The Jade Emperor whispered: "Although I only married the Queen Mother of the West, it is equivalent to marrying the most beautiful women in the world."

Sha Xuan asked curiously: "What do you mean?"

"The Queen Mother of the West has a magic weapon called the Suixin Mirror."

"What's the use of this mirror?"

"When I want to have sex with a beautiful woman -" the Jade Emperor glanced at Ai Jia next to him, and said with a lustful smile, "then shine the mirror on the Queen Mother of the West, and I will see what I want from her.

That beauty is so miraculous that you will never see any flaws. Not only her appearance and figure, but her voice, skin and habits will all become exactly the same as the beauty I want!"

Shaxuan Dale: "Is it really so magical?"

"Yeah, how about I steal the mirror and let you have fun, big brother? Then if you want to go to Guan Wan and Mi Xin, you just need to shine it with the mirror, and then jump on Ai Jia——"

Ai Jia said angrily: "You are a majestic Emperor of Heaven, how can you be so ignorant of decency?"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly changed his words and said, "I was just making a metaphor."

When Sha Xuan saw that Ai Jia was really angry, he quickly smoothed things over and said, "We won't talk about this today, we'll talk about it another day. Xiu Shuang, you'd better tell us about what happened when you just met the ancient Buddha."

"Oh, there's nothing to say. The Ancient Buddha said, Brother, you——, well, it's okay if you don't say anything."

"What are you hesitating about? Tell me quickly!" Sha Xuan sneered, "I know even if you don't tell me, the Buddhist world in the West has always been at the top. Now I have cut off their incense and want to pull them down from the altar. Of course they still want to

You're just putting on a show, trying to force me to surrender, aren't you?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "That's what I mean."

"Then what do they want to do to me?"

"Randeng Ancient Buddha said that they want you, eldest brother, to be a sinecure at Daleiyin Temple."

Sha Xuan shouted: "They want to ask me to be a monk? No way!"