Ultraman: I'm Just a Scientist

Duanmu Ci's words were very tempting.

But when Auditorium Light's grandfather looked at the pill, he always felt like he was going to finish it after taking it.

"Don't worry, it's okay. These are all proven medicines. You can't rejuvenate yourself, but you can still get rid of all kinds of diseases."

Auditorium Xiuzhen trusts his instincts.

but!

What Duanmu Ci said is really tempting!

The older you get, the more you understand the importance of health. The temptation to be free from all diseases is terrifying to an old person.

In the end, he overcame his intuition and took the "Marrow Cleansing Pill" from Yunivos. When he took a bite, the pill immediately turned into a clear and sweet stream of water and flowed into his body.

Then a cold feeling spread throughout the body, the pressure of breathing eased, all kinds of pain on the body disappeared, and the whole person became much younger.

“It really works!”

Duanmu Ci smiled and said, "Of course it will work. Why did I lie to you?"

"So, it is better to believe in these fictitious things than to believe in scientists. At least scientists will study things that are really useful."

After saying that, Univers seemed to suddenly remember something.

"Oh, by the way, after taking the original version of this Marrow Cleansing Pill, you will start to have diarrhea at twelve o'clock in the morning, and you will have diarrhea until after six o'clock the next morning."

Hearing this, Xiuzhen's eyes suddenly widened. Just as he was about to speak, Duanmu Ci comforted him.

"But don't worry, it has been optimized."

Hearing this, Auditorium Xiuzhen reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked: "Is it completely optimized? Is it no longer necessary to have diarrhea?"

Duanmu spread his hands: "No, although our science is endless, it is indeed more convenient to follow the law of conservation of materials."

"I just changed the time."

"After taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill, you will start to have diarrhea half an hour later, and then you only need to have diarrhea for half an hour."

Hearing this, Auditorium Xiuzhen also breathed a sigh of relief.

Half an hour is better than six hours, and it's still late at night.

Although the data for half an hour is still a bit exaggerated, it is nothing compared to this physical health.

After hearing what Duanmuci said, Guang Guang in the auditorium breathed a sigh of relief and said

"I was shocked. I thought the side effects of this thing would be so terrible!"

"In this case, I can accept it. Why don't you give me one too?"

Seeing the light in the auditorium trying to commit suicide, Taylor quickly stopped him: "Calm down, little light, there is hell ahead!"

The light in the auditorium pushed away Taylor's hand, took the Marrow Cleansing Pill from Duanmu Ci with a smile, and said

"Taylor Sang, you should trust your friends!"

Taylor shook his head. This young man was really too young.

As expected, he came out of the ivory tower and has not been beaten by Univos' scientific research results.

Sure enough, after watching the light in the auditorium and swallowing the marrow-cleansing pill, Duanmu Cicai suddenly remembered something as if he had suddenly opened up the Ren and Du channels.

"By the way, although the time has been shortened by twelve times, the total amount remains the same, so when you go to the toilet, you will be in a squirting state and last for half an hour. It should be fine."

When Litang Xiuzhen and Litang Guang heard this, they froze on the spot.

Especially the auditorium light, the reaction was particularly fierce. After regaining his thinking ability, he couldn't help shouting: "Why didn't you say anything just now!"

Duanmuci looked innocent: "Conservation of materials, I have already talked about such a simple thing. The total amount is the same and the time is shortened. Doesn't that mean the speed is faster?"

"Seeing as you have studied science with me for so many years, I thought you could understand it."

Auditorium light: "..."

You know what the hell!

He's going crazy.

Being Splatoon for half an hour will give you a new perspective on life!

Although nothing happened yet, Shi Dongmeiling on the side seemed to have smelled it. She stretched out a finger to cover her nose, and looked away from the increasingly crazy light of the auditorium with a look of disgust.

Taylor was also shaking his head and making sarcastic remarks: "I told you before, the words of scientists are indeed trustworthy, but it is best not to believe the punctuation of Univers' words."

"I have been tricked by him for thousands of years. Are you kidding me?"

Duanmu said innocently: "Hey, hey, I have improved a lot this time! It only takes half an hour of diarrhea to get a body that is completely free of pain. Why not?"

Tyro chuckled: "With your level of technology, how difficult is it for the waste produced by their body modifications to be transferred directly to another dimension? You just like to torment people! The title of Minister of Punishment is not for nothing!"

Hearing this, Duanmu Ci's eyes lit up and he said, "Taylor, you have a good idea!"

Taylor said proudly: "That's right, don't look at me like this, I'm also very smart!"

Duanmu Ci smiled and said: "But what's the use of talking about this now? They have already eaten the food before it was completely improved, and the negative effects have already begun."

Taylor looked at Shi Dong Meiling: "At least when I feed Meiling and the others in the future, I can use the improved ones."

"Hey, hey, hey! Tyrosan!"

Auditorium Light grabbed Taylor's arm: "Don't give up on us just like that!"

"Univos-san, don't we still have half an hour? We should take this opportunity to research something to solve the problem, right?"

Duanmu Ci smiled and said: "Of course it can be researched, but research takes time!"

Litang Guang had a bad feeling.

"How long will it take?"

Duanmu Ci spread his hands: "It will take about half an hour."

Litang Guang: "..."

Half an hour later, Litang Guang and Litang Xiuzhen, the two grandparents, lived in the toilet completely.

As for Duanmu Ci, the agreed research did not start. He chose to go to the Falling Star Mountain with Taro to find materials.

"I have said that plants are the most difficult to change, but I feel that I have it completely under my control now."

"Find a few more plants to try, maybe they can be used in battle in the future."

Ishido Meiling also followed. As a magical girl, she also needs to constantly refine various things to enhance her strength.

Of course, these things were taught to her by Univos before.

"Rely on the mountain to eat the mountain, this Falling Star Mountain is your treasure."

As he spoke, Duanmu Ci looked at the ground on the side.

"Look, there's a mushroom that looks delicious."

"But according to my experience, this thing is definitely poisonous, and the poison is very strong!"

"So you need to cook it before eating."

As soon as she finished speaking, Ishido Meiling had already pulled up the mushroom, cleaned the surface with magic, and ate it.

"Really! It tastes good!"

Duanmu Ci: "!!"

You just heard that it tasted good? What about the poisonous part? Just eat it like that?