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"Crunch, crunch -"

"Crunch, crunch -"

As the donkey cart moved forward slowly, the wooden planks under Li Qing also made sounds.

At this moment, the moon is high in the sky and stars are everywhere.

Zhang Laosan was leading the donkey in front and chattering endlessly.

"You, a scholar, stay away from home for a long time and insist on going out to see the world. This time, you are so lucky. You caught the cold in just one night. What do you think I will tell your father later?"

Listening to these extremely familiar words, Li Qing's face was expressionless.

If he remembered correctly, he had heard this sentence thirty-seven times.

And he

He also died thirty-seven times!

The method of death is similar every time.

Either his head was chopped off, or he was shot through the forehead with an arrow.

He tried his best to change things every time, but he never succeeded.

He still remembered that the third time he grabbed Zhuge Wolong when he passed by. As a result, the men who chased Zhuge Wolong chopped Zhuge Wolong to death with a knife, then turned around and hacked him and Zhang Laosan to death.

Well, this is the only one among his thirty-seven deaths that was not caused by chopping off his head.

The twenty-first death was the most successful.

He lied about having a stomachache and asked Zhang Laosan to go to the grass with him. He waited until the team of officers also left, and then he was helped by Zhang Laosan into the donkey cart.

As a result, as soon as the donkey cart arrived in front of the city gate, he was pierced through the head by an arrow shot from the city wall.

The reason was that there was a rebellion in the city.

Zhang Laosan was even stabbed into a hedgehog while crying.

As for the last time he was strangled to death by prisoners in prison.

The reason was that a prisoner actually dug a hole in the cell, and he was the only witness.

So the prisoner was worried that he would report it to the cell leader, so he strangled him to death without doing anything else.

These thirty-seven deaths have taught Li Qing that the safest place is only in a cell.

Along the way, he had already thought of a way.

In the past, the prisoner would escape within ten minutes of being held in his cell.

This time, he wants to strike first!

Thinking of this, Li Qing glanced at the grass whip in Zhang Laosan's hand.

Then I saw Zhuge Wolong running from the city gate with a package in his arms.

Behind him were those big and thick men.

"Huhu——"

"Huhu——"

With the sound of rapid breathing, Zhuge Wolong ran to the donkey cart, and then continued to run forward without any pause.

As soon as he ran away, he saw a group of men running towards the donkey cart, shouting.

"Zhuge Wolong, quickly hand over the counter-proposal!"

"Put down the counter-proposal and spare your life!"

Listening to these two familiar voices, Li Qing's eyes slowly narrowed.

Neither he nor Zhang Laosan paid attention to the group of men, and naturally those men would not cause trouble for them.

So, I saw them shouting and passing by the donkey cart.

At this moment, Li Qing suddenly spoke.

"Uncle Zhang, let me take a look at your whip."

After hearing what Li Qing said, Zhang Laosan said with a puzzled look on his face: "What do you think this whip is for?"

Li Qing's expression remained unchanged and he smiled lightly: "I suddenly want to write a poem about you and this whip!"

After Zhang Laosan heard this, he looked happy, and then deliberately said with a straight face: "You scholar, what can I say? How can a farmer ask you to write poetry?"

As he spoke, he handed the whip to Li Qing, and then said with a straight face: "But you are a great talent, let's do it, let's see what poem you can make!"

Li Qing took the whip with a smile, then touched it gently, pretending to be brewing.

At this moment, a group of official officers were seen running out of the city gate.

Ordinary people these days get jealous when they see official officials, let alone farmers like Zhang Laosan.

Therefore, I saw his body stiffen and then stood there motionless.

Li Qing took advantage of this opportunity and stuffed the whip into his arms.

Not even a minute passed before the team of officers ran to the car, led by the one-eyed dragon.

Just like what Li Qing had experienced, the official officers stopped in front of the car, and then two cold long knives were placed on his and Zhang Laosan's necks.

Zhang Laosan shuddered the moment the long knife was placed on his neck, and then remained motionless for fear of being chopped down by the officer.

For officials these days, even if someone is killed with a knife, the superiors will not pursue it.

Instead, it will be rewarded.

Because a human head can solve a mystery.

Therefore, officials everywhere are like this. Once they can't find the person they want to arrest, or are too lazy to look for it, they will just find some unlucky guy to catch him.

Officials from all over the country are also happy because the people above them don't know what the murderer looks like.

Therefore, Zhang Laosan knew very well the tricks of officialdom these days, so he remained motionless and prayed to the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

I hope they can survive this disaster.

But he forgot that he once took the lead in destroying the earth temple in the village for a few cents of silver reward.

At this time, an official was taking out a stack of white paper from his arms in a way that Li Qing was very familiar with. Then he looked at Zhang Laosan's appearance and said, "Boss, this man is the flower picker we have been chasing for half a month." Thief Wang Xiaoer!"

When the one-eyed dragon heard this, he nodded with satisfaction, then grinned and said: "Yes, I will take you to have a drink when the silver reward comes down!"

"Hey, thank you, boss!"

The officer agreed with a smile on his face, and then in a blink of an eye he looked at Zhang Laosan with a cold face and said: "You are a flower-picking thief, you have been running for half a month and you still haven't been caught by me!"

When Zhang Laosan heard this, he suddenly panicked and stammered: "Guan, Guan Ye, have you read it wrong? This villain is not a flower-picking thief. He is a farmer from Yangxin County next door! "

"Pooh!"

When the officer heard this, he spat on Zhang Laosan's face, and then cursed with a livid face: "Fart, how can I get it wrong? You are such a cunning guy!"

After saying that, he pulled out a long knife from his waist and slashed Zhang Laosan on the neck.

At that moment, there was only a 'click' sound, and Zhang Laosan's head, full of terror, fell to the ground.

The blood spurted out from the broken neck splashed all over the officer's face.

However, he wiped his face casually without caring, then squatted down, grabbed his hair, and held Zhang Laosan's head in his hands.

At this moment, the one-eyed dragon had already lifted Li Qing's chin with his fingers, then grinned and sneered: "You are quite fair, so I can use you to offset Zhuge Wolong!"

After saying that, he grabbed Li Qing's shirt by his chest, lifted him up and threw him to the ground.

The official's eyes lit up at this moment, and he said with a smile: "Boss, this donkey is very strong."

After hearing this, the One-Eyed Dragon's eyes lit up and he said with a smile: "First hand over the heads of this boy and that man, and then we will find a place to kill this donkey for stew!"