Urban Medical God’s Crazy Son-in-law
Chapter 875 The plan is perfect, but it doesn’t work
Triangle Beach is neither big nor small. It only takes 20 minutes for a person to walk from the west end to the east end in a straight line.
But because there are earth slopes and caves on it, the terrain is relatively complicated, so it will take about an hour to transform the entire island.
Gongsun Feiyang squatted next to a stone and said to Chen Xin'an as if he was asking for credit:
"They were here! Look at the food packaging they threw away!"
Chen Xin'an nodded.
Gongsun Feiyang reached out and touched the wet stone next to him, looked at his fingers in the sun and said:
"You shouldn't have gone far yet. The water sprinkled on it hasn't dried yet! Phew, it's a little salty. Is this soup?"
Chen Xin'an suppressed her laughter and scolded him: "Soup is a piece of shit! That's urine! Can it not be salty? Can't you tell the taste?"
Gongsun Feiyang's face turned dark. Only then did a faint stench come over him. He opened his mouth and wanted to vomit.
Chen Xin'an scolded helplessly: "Don't just lick it with your tongue from now on.
Fortunately, this is only the urine of a grasshopper. If it were the urine of a toad, your mouth would be ulcerated! "
Gongsun Feiyang said with a grimace: "How do you know it's grasshopper urine?"
Chen Xin'an glared at him and cursed: "Because adults won't urinate here, no matter how shameless you are, you have to carry someone behind your back.
There is a slope in front of you. Can't you go to the back to pee?
Only children don’t pay so much attention! "
Gongsun Feiyang breathed a sigh of relief and comforted himself: "Fortunately, boy's urine is detoxifying!"
Chen Xin'an said to him seriously: "Gongsun Feiyang, I tell you as the inheritor of authentic ancient medicine.
The so-called legend that children's urine can cure diseases is false!
Urine is urine, it has no medicinal effect and is even harmful to the human body..."
Gongsun Feiyang said to Chen Xin'an with a dark face: "Mr. Chen, you don't have to be like this, right?
Why should we reveal the truth of the matter so cruelly?
Well!
I feel a little nauseous and want to vomit..."
Chen Xin'an ignored him and continued to move forward.
Gongsun Feiyang followed him dejectedly, losing his temper after being hit.
Chen Xin'an suddenly stopped, tilted his ears and said in a deep voice: "There is someone in front!
He's a man, probably in his thirties, weighing about 130 pounds.
Knife in hand!
He was wearing a gray suit and had a crew cut! "
Gongsun Feiyang looked at Chen Xin'an in shock and said, "Mr. Chen, if you can tell this person's gender, age, weight, and weapon from the traces, I believe it!
But you can tell what kind of clothes you are wearing and what type of hair you have?
Isn’t this amazing?
None of the masters of Chinese trace studies have such a level!
Mr. Chen, how did you do it?
Could you please teach me? "
"Want to learn?" Chen Xin'an turned to look at him.
Gongsun Feiyang nodded vigorously.
He finally thought about it.
It is true that Dragon Shield is an elite. Only one or two talents suitable for Dragon Shield can be selected among hundreds of thousands of people.
But compared to Chen Xin'an, what does it mean?
It took more than a billion people in China to produce such a Chen Xin'an!
If you are not as capable as him, there is no shame in it!
Gongsun Feiyang said excitedly: "As long as Mr. Chen teaches me this skill, I will give you money..."
This is inappropriate, people don’t care about money.
I am very poor, but others are rich, and I still give money to others. Isn’t this a joke?
Suddenly, he realized that he had nothing to offer in front of Chen Xin'an!
The dignified dragon shield and silver dragon master felt for the first time that he was useless...
"I'm the one who wants money!" Chen Xin'an looked at him with a righteous face and said, "Just remember my goodness and pass it on to you selflessly!"
Gongsun Feiyang was moved to tears, holding Chen Xin'an's hand and choked with sobs: "Mr. Chen, you are such a good person!
Please teach me!
How can you tell someone’s hairstyle and clothing? "
Chen Xin'an said seriously: "Actually, it's very simple to put it bluntly!
Couldn't you just look up and have a look?
He's standing right in front! "
ah?
Gongsun Feiyang was stunned for a moment, raised his head and glanced ahead.
Sure enough, ten meters ahead, there was a man holding a knife in his hand, squatting on the ground and cutting a long branch!
Holy shit!
I thought you could tell it from the traces, but I didn’t expect you could just see it with your eyes!
I can do that too. I also saw that he has two beards!
Gongsun Feiyang’s lungs were furious!
You are such an invincible liar!
Chen Xin'an had already walked towards that person, and Gongsun Feiyang quickly followed.
Seeing someone coming, the man holding the knife immediately put down the branch in his hand and stood up!
"Hi!" Chen Xin'an greeted him warmly and said, "You have been here a long time ago, right?"
Chen Xin'an stretched out his hand, and the man subconsciously handed the knife to his left hand.
Chen Xin'an stretched out his hands to hold his right hand and said with a kind and kind expression:
"Everything is fine at home, right?
Have you had lunch yet?
Are you tired this morning?
Look at these palms, they are all sweaty!
It's getting hotter and hotter now, so pay more attention to yourself.
Be sure to bring water with you when you go out, and drink plenty of water!
Look at your hands, they are a little cold, it means lack of water! "
He let go of the man's right hand and held his left hand. He naturally took the man's knife and handed it to Gongsun Feiyang.
The man always looked confused, holding Chen Xin'an's hand passively, and asked blankly:
“It’s all good, I haven’t eaten it yet…
No, who are you?
Do we know each other? "
Chen Xin'an said with a smile: "I, I am Xin'an! Chen Xin'an!"
"Chen Xin'an?" The man frowned and recited silently, then his expression changed and he shouted: "Holy crap!"
He tried to pull his hands back, but Chen Xin'an held them tightly and shouted anxiously: "Where is my knife?"
"Here!" Gongsun Feiyang raised his knife and shook it at him, then slashed at him!
Bang!
The back of the knife slashed hard on this guy's forehead. He rolled his eyes and fell to the ground unconscious without saying a word!
What the hell...
Chen Xin'an kicked Gongsun Feiyang in the buttocks and yelled at him: "I'm going to knock him out, why do you need me to take action?
My attempt to ask about the situation was in vain! "
Gongsun Feiyang shrank his neck, looking apologetic.
Chen Xin'an said to him: "Cheer up! We are not far away, so be careful!"
Further on, there is the most famous large ancient cypress, which is said to have lived for thousands of years!
You can see the big tree from a distance, more than 20 meters high, with a circumference of seven or eight meters, and a crown covering nearly 100 meters.
There were seven or eight people standing under the tree. Chen Xin'an saw Wu Yan in the crowd at a glance, but did not see the Grasshopper!
What's even more surprising is that the direction is also among the crowd.
It was just that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He had obviously been beaten, and the beating was quite serious.
At this moment, he was standing next to a big tree hole, holding a rope in his hand, as if he was carrying something heavy.
"Mr. Chen!" Gongsun Feiyang grabbed Chen Xin'an's arm and whispered to him: "Everyone is here, we can save people!
They have hostages in hand, we must not act rashly.
In order to avoid alerting the enemy, I will go around from the left and you will go around from the right.
Listen to my message and then act at the same time!
You must catch the opponent off guard!
Never let the other party react and harm the hostages.
So after I deal with the two people on the left, I will save Fang Yinlong and that woman.
Mr. Chen needs to face the rest alone.
As long as I rescue the people safely, we will run to where the boat is parked.
What does Mr. Chen think of this plan?
Are there any disadvantages? "
Chen Xin'an spread her hands and said: "The plan is perfect!
There is only one drawback, and that is that it is completely useless!
No need to bother, just go straight in! "
After saying that, he strode forward and shouted to the group of people: "Hello everyone, I'm here to see you!"
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